I didn't know why the third master was so excited, but I thought the old man was too weird, and he held my hand, trembling slightly.

He's serious, though.

stared at me for a long time and said, life and death are fate, wealth is in the sky.

Your life, the third master may not be able to save it.

If you miss, the third master will go down with you, and you will not be lonely on the Huangquan Road, and you will be a companion.

If it's cured, we'll talk about it later.

I was inhaled by poison gas, and I was so uncomfortable that I couldn't speak clearly, but I just nodded desperately, saying in my heart that I could have a glimmer of life.

Seeing this, the third master's face became more serious, and he continued, it is not easy to go to your evil poison.

You have to be able to endure the pain, if you can't bear it, you will be like the three dogs, and you will die of restlessness.

The tragic situation of the three dogs, I still remember it vividly, and I don't want to be like him when I am killed.

Seeing that I didn't refuse, the third master continued, first, to shave the pubic head, second, to repair the palm prints, and third, to change the pupils.

I didn't understand the three things that the third master said at the time.

However, when my grandmother brought the incense and stuffed it into my mouth, I understood instantly.

Three sticks of incense, stuffed into the mouth, this is clearly a routine to save the three dogs.

The third master took out his mysterious scissors, let people help me kneel, and cut my hands back, the posture was particularly uncomfortable.

My grandmother lit the incense in my mouth, and with tears she told me not to move, and I couldn't make a sound even if I was killed.

I nodded, curious and scared.

Will I go through what the Three Dogs went through?

Will I die like him and become a furball?

The third master held scissors in one hand and pulled my hair with the other.

Just like what I saw that day, the third master shaved his head and sang at the same time.

"One shaves all the dust and dirt, then shaves greasy and boring, and three shaves are not dusty and dirty."

Again and again.

The third master repeated.

But none of my hair fell, and the third master's sharp scissors didn't shave a single hair.

On the contrary, it makes me feel very uncomfortable on my scalp, and I always feel that something is going to come out.

It's not a pain, it's an itch, it's an itch.

It's really itchy, and I feel uncomfortable, and I can't scratch it.

I wanted to open my mouth to speak, but my grandmother didn't let me open my mouth at all, and reprimanded me very harshly.

What to say, sandalwood falls to the ground, and the head is not guaranteed.

I'm going crazy with itching.

At that time, I was thinking, even if you don't want to die, give me an itch first.

It was itchy for a long time before I felt comfortable and felt wet on my head.

Later I found out that it was my head that was bubbling with water, and it was all black water with poisonous gas.

I still don't know why my head is getting watery.

People often say that the brain is in water, but in fact, it is not nonsense.

The water was almost bubbling up, and I was comfortable.

I thought the so-called shaving was over.

But who knows, the third master suddenly threw away the scissors and began to pull my hair.

Crazy trolling.

Wisps of pinching.

Shengsheng pulled his hair off his scalp, and it didn't go without saying that it hurt a lot.

I could feel the sticky blood running down my neck.

I was in so much pain that I wanted to resist.

But at this time, the intention of the third master to cut my hand was reflected.

He put his knee directly on my back and ran his hands through my hair.

Don't scold on the side, what do you say to harm my son, want your dog's life, this kind of swearing.

At that time, my vision was blocked, and I couldn't see the madness of the third master.

But one word is enough to describe everything, that is: Huh!

Wool pickles!

Crazy Woo!

My teeth chattered when it hurt.

It's just that the third master has a lot of strength, and I can't resist, so I can only let him do it.

To ease the pain, I started to swallow incense.

Just like the three dogs, they swallowed incense frantically and swallowed in big gulps.

Even if the incense is lit and hot, I don't hesitate to swallow it in my mouth.

My mouth was burning and hurting, but it distracted me a little and made me feel better.

I think my face must be more ugly than the three dogs.

Because he didn't get his hair slashed.

Then I fainted.

I don't know if it's painful or faint, or the third master's means.

However, when I woke up in a daze, the third master was explaining his methods, that is, why I was dizzy.

I was very conscious and could hear them, but my eyelids just couldn't open them, and they were very heavy.

I tried hard for a long time, then I gave up and listened to them carefully.

My grandmother was very angry and was scolding the third master, and said that the third ghost is the third child, what's the matter with my eldest grandson? Why the are you dizzy?

Grandma didn't speak politely at all, she really scolded the third master at a loss.

The third master didn't dare to talk back, but said in a stammering tone, Cuicui, this is called shaving the yin head and removing the evil spirit.

The yin head is the head of the dead.

You say, can a living person shave his pubic head without being uncomfortable? Can it not be painful? Can you not get dizzy?

Besides, didn't you see that the eldest grandson had a ruddy face and a lot of black water?

Basically, this catastrophe has escaped, and it will be fine for the time being.

However, if you want to live a long life, you must repair your palm prints and change your pupils.

After the third master finished speaking, grandma stopped talking.

I guess I also think that the third master is reasonable.

Seeing that grandma was not angry, the third master said cheaply, Cuicui, you see that I also risked my life just now, and a handful of bones almost didn't break up the shelf, can you reward it?

Grandma was not angry and asked him what was the reward?

He immediately said cheaply, what about the incense?

Grandma popped out a word directly from between her teeth: Get out!

Listening to their words, my whole person is not good.

These two people are almost two hundred years old combined, and they are still flirting?

Especially the third master, isn't he a famous capable living immortal?

How did you become an old rascal now?

The third master quarreled with his grandmother for a while, and continued to talk about shaving his pubic head.

He said that he must not let me scratch it, and he must watch it, otherwise there will be a mess.

A few pieces of yellow paper were also given to be attached to the head.

Grandma was a little impatient, and said that she knew, and let the third master go and do his own work.

The third master said, repair the palm print, I can check the book of the ancestor, although it is difficult to find, but it is not a big problem.

Replaceable pupils, you may not be able to find them.

Grandma was silent for a long time, and said you go, I have a way to give birth to the matter of Hitomi.

The third master answered, didn't speak again, and went out.

As soon as the third master left, my grandmother sat on the edge of my bed and sighed.

I want to open my eyes, I want to talk, I want to move my fingers and let grandma know I'm okay.

But I didn't even have the strength to move my eyebrows.

After waiting for a while, Grandma took out her phone and made a call.

I don't know who to call, but listening to the conversation, they should know each other very well, and they are all nicknames.

Finally, grandma said, are you okay with your illness? You are a person who loves to be strong, and you are old, why should you be angry?

The other side was immediately unhappy, shouting at the top of his voice, and even I could hear it.

"Angry? Lao Tzu is angry, Lao Tzu just can't get used to looking at Wang Ba and Laosan! What is he capable of? Bah! ”

As soon as I said that, I knew who it was.

In the whole village, except for the old village chief, no one hates the third master so much.

"Okay, don't make any noise, I'll go see you, you wait for me at home."

Grandma said a word, hung up the phone, followed, and went out.

It doesn't matter if she goes out, but she causes a big incident.