I threatened Amy that if she did send her nude photos via MMS, I would turn them off immediately and stay on until the end of the safari, and then give my phone to Penthos and ask him to help me delete the photos.

Anyway, Peng Thos is an absolute No. 0, and he has no physical desire for women, Amy does not shy away from Peng Thos when she changes clothes or takes a bath, and even asks him to apply sunscreen to herself.

Seeing that my attitude was extremely resolute, Amy "cut" in disappointment.

"Okay, then I won't take all the 'nude' photos......"

I was about to breathe a sigh of relief when Amy then said, "I'm bored, come play a guessing game with me!" ”

"Wow," I replied, "am I on the topic or are you on the topic?" ”

"Let's take turns," Amy said after stretching her back, making the sound of water in the tub, "The rules are this, we each take a picture of a certain part of our body and send it to each other so that the other can guess what it is......"

What's the difference between this and the nude photo just now! I don't believe you're going to really clap your hands or feet and guess something like that! You don't want to take a close-up of ** to me!

"Huh? Brother, why don't you speak? Do you agree? Wait, the phone is not waterproof, I'll stand up and take a picture......"

"Stop! Wherever you want to shoot, stop me! If you don't talk to me about a normal topic, I'll break my phone! ”

"Hmph, who ordered the brother and sister to talk about these abnormalities?" Amy asked me a little angrily, "Rules, laws, morals, these are all things that only the weak obey!" ”

You learned this from Ai Shuqiao! Learn me something for your age!

"The Egyptian pharaoh has always had a tradition of brother and sister marrying...... "Amy, who doesn't know how to learn, actually began to give me historical examples.

"That's for the sake of the royal family's power not to leak out!" I criticized solemnly, "And the famous Pharaoh Tutankhamun, you know, right? He is the offspring of brother and sister marriage! Tutankhamun suffered from clubfoot and died before he was 20 years old! ”

"That's because the ancients jishu were backward," Amy disagreed, "Now DNA science, it's almost possible to 'customize babies', and rich people can enjoy this jishu first." Besides, I don't have to have a baby with my brother......"

"If you talk about this topic again, I'll hang up the phone!"

"Hang it! What's the big deal! Dead manservant! Amy hung up the phone first with a grunt, and seemed to have dropped the phone out.

I held up the busy phone to my ear, and I was stunned.

After three minutes, suddenly my phone sent a text message tone.

With a bad premonition, I didn't open the text message, but just looked at the sender - it was Amy's MMS! I can't see it! I can't play this kind of undisciplined guessing with my sister!

I was about to press and hold the touch screen to delete this text message, but unexpectedly, the voice of Gonggong Cao came from outside the door: "Master, I am here to take the guilt of Jing......"

I was already nervous, my fingers shook, and I couldn't call out the subordinate menu, but clicked on the text message directly!

I hate you for resistive touch screens! If it weren't for the lack of money, I would have bought a capacitive screen! And Gonggong Cao, you have committed a capital crime, do you know! You showed me my sister's nakedness, and I'm going to feed you to Obama tonight, you know!

I thought I had to poke my eyes to thank the world, but the photo attached to the MMS message was not a private part, but Amy's white little hands stained with water droplets.

The lotus root is as delicate as it is, overflowing with the beauty of dust, and it would have been better if it hadn't been for the gesture of giving me the middle finger.

Grandpa Cao, who was outside the door, saw that I didn't answer, and he didn't dare to continue knocking on the door, so he ran away in dismay.

I thought it was rude for Amy to give her brother the middle finger, so I also raised my middle finger and took a picture of it and wanted to send it back to Amy.

But when I was editing MMS, my heart trembled: no, when the Chinese saw the gesture of the middle finger, the first reaction was "***", but for Europeans and Americans, this gesture represents "Fak Squid Bichi", and removing the dirty words is "I want to you".

So Amy sent me a picture of the middle finger, in addition to expressing her dissatisfaction, there is also a layer of subtle and bad meaning in it, if I also reply with a middle finger gesture, wouldn't it be our brother and sister saying to each other "I'm going to you"!

Even if Amy follows the local customs and thinks that the vertical middle finger means "***", I can't send it back like this! Her mother is my mother! I hate Ashok Kyo, but my taste isn't that heavy!

So I gave up sending MMS messages and only sent a text message: "Go to bed early." ”

Amy ignored me, presumably playing with me.

There was another knock at the door, and it was rather hurried, rather unkind.

I was angry, and while opening the door, I scolded: "Dead fatty, you still have the face to come back......"

As soon as she heard the words "dead fat", she raised her lobster claws to pinch the flesh of my arm.

"That, Sister Yuhong, your subordinates are merciful!" I hurriedly begged for mercy, the loudspeaker has always been good to me, scolding her for being a "dead fat man", but the water washed the Dragon King Temple.

"Cut, count your mouth sweet!" The big horn took back the lobster claws and asked me with a slanted face: "Ye Lin, you can play poker, right?" ”

"It's okay......" I saw that the door was open in the opposite room, but the squad leader was not inside, Obama was temporarily chained to the leg of the bed, there were four cushions on the floor, one of which was empty, and on the other three cushions, Gong Caicai, who was afraid of dogs, Pooh, who teased dogs, and Xiao Qin, who sulked at the first two people.

But all three of them came to me with a hand of playing cards, and they had half a deck of cards in their hands.

"That's right," the loudspeaker explained to me, "I came to play poker with the class leader just now, but the class leader went to Mr. Yu to discuss tomorrow's schedule, so I called Pooh and Xiaoqin from the neighboring house, plus Gong Caicai, to play cards together......"

"Isn't that nice?" I think Xiaoqin should participate in more group entertainment activities like this, so that she can learn the normal way of interacting with others.

"It's good," the loudspeaker patted his stomach, "As a result, PHS just called me and said that someone left a message on my Weibo scolding me for being an old sow!" Can the old lady swallow this breath? I have to go back with PHS and scold this guy to the point of blood! ”

"Wait," I asked, "have you uploaded a photo of yourself on your Weibo?" ”

"No," the loudspeaker replied, "I'm a food Weibo and not a model Weibo, and I'm afraid that uploading photos will be photoshopped." ”

I vaguely feel that the person who left a message to scold the loudspeaker may be someone who knows the loudspeaker in real life, but it is Gonggong Cao, who was kicked by the loudspeaker just now.

As soon as I said my opinion, the loudspeaker suddenly realized, and said, "Wow! My aunt and grandmother have to tear this dead eunuch into pieces today! "I'm going to leave in a rage.

After walking half a step, he turned around and handed me half a deck of poker, and said to me, "Because I asked everyone to come out to play cards, it's too bad to quit halfway, so you can play for me for a while, no problem, right?" ”

I took the playing card and told the loudspeaker to beat her harder after she caught Grandpa Cao.

The loudspeaker made a gesture of "I can rest assured that I am doing things", and the ground shook and left.

As soon as the front foot left, Xiaoqin said to Gong Caicai and Pooh: "I don't play anymore, even if I play poker, I play with Ye Lin." ”

Gong Caicai was already afraid of Xiaoqin, and Pooh felt guilty about Xiaoqin, so Xiaoqin said this, and both of them looked embarrassed.

"Sit down!" I ordered Xiao Qin, "It's fun to play poker when there are more people!" So saying, he walked through the door and sat down on the cushion vacated by the loudspeaker.

In a clockwise direction, Xiaoqin is my next home, Gong Caicai is my upper home, Pooh is opposite me, and the big horn leaves a lot of snacks and drinks among the four people, and Pooh's mouth is not idle.

When I came in, I closed the door, so that I was in the same room with three girls and a dog.

"Wang", Obama shouted at Winnie, who was eating "Want Want Senbei", and Pooh made a gesture to feed it Xianbei, but he stuffed it back into his mouth halfway, so angry that Obama rolled his eyes.

Sitting between Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai, I shuffled all the cards, and then asked, "What were you guys playing just now?" ”

"Playing with dogs." Pooh replied that he was not asked.

"I care about 'Yin Ye Lin'." Xiaoqin's answer was even more outrageous.

"In ...... In the fight against the landlord...... "Gong Caicai timidly said the answer I wanted,Although this is distinguished by family background,Gong Caicai is more in line with the identity of the landlord."

If Gong Caicai was unfortunately born as the landlord's daughter when the landlord was held and the land was divided, it would have to suffer the losses of the lumpenproletarians......

"I'm not going to play landlord fighting," I said, "let's play a different game, shall we?" How about playing 50K? ”

"I can play anything!" Pooh said as he drank the Nutrition Express, and he didn't care if the white liquid flowed down the corners of his mouth.

"Ye Lin said to play whatever he wanted," Xiaoqin replied, "Even I ...... it."

"......" Gong Caicai was silent and did not speak.

So the four of us played 50K, and Obama put on a 2B emoji of "I'm a gambler" and watched from the sidelines.

Then Gong Caicai lost.

The loss was miserable.

Such an unchallenging game, Pooh couldn't stand it in the first place.

"Hey! Caicai, what the hell is going on with you! You can't play! ”

Gong Caicai lowered her head, her body trembled slightly, and said, "I—I can't play...... The landlord is also the one my aunt just taught me......"

"Huh? Then just now Ye Lin asked everyone if they could play, why didn't you say that you couldn't? ”

"I ......" Gong Caicai trembled even more, "I don't dare to say ......"

Gong Caicai is afraid of both large animals and Xiaoqin, although Pooh and I sometimes defend her, but there are times when she is troubled, so now in the room, Gong Caicai is facing 4 creatures that she is afraid of, looking forward to the return of the squad leader in isolation.

I propose to change it to "Smoke Ghosts", which is a super simple way to play, and there is no way that anyone can't learn it immediately, even if they can't.

Obama nodded very 2B next to him, as if he could understand human speech.