Chapter 17: Bad Luck Charm
Shopkeeper Liu is a shrewd person, knowing that this is a good opportunity to save character, he immediately proposed: "Back to Your Majesty, since everyone is happy, it is better to let Xiaoxian join forces with the chef of the imperial dining room to make more pizza and share it with all the immortals."
"Good, good! I'm on track! The Jade Emperor waved his hand, and his interest became more and more high.
Those immortals who didn't get the pizza threw satisfied eyes at the shopkeeper Liu, not just for a bite to eat, but to appreciate that this guy would come to trouble, clever enough.
Taishang Laojun has been in the divine realm for countless years, and the old slippery one, seeing that the immortals are eager to wear pizza, he immediately took on the role of a good person, and took the initiative to stand up and help bake pizza with three flavors of real fire.
Within a quarter of an hour, ten special enlarged pizzas were baked, and the aroma filled the entire hall.
Sun Dasheng didn't know when he appeared in the hall, and he was very dissatisfied and shouted: "I don't notify this great sage of the food festival, Jade Emperor, don't you treat my old grandson as a friend!"
The Jade Emperor's expression was slightly embarrassed, and he didn't know how to answer for a while, and he was full of slander in his heart, you almost demolished the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and you are embarrassed to let me treat you as a friend?
Of course, now that Sun Wukong has defeated the Buddha in a fight, his status in the Buddhist family is not low, and this must not be said, so as not to affect the relationship between the two families of Buddhism and Taoism.
Knowing that the Jade Emperor was embarrassed, Taishang Laojun stood up to help and said: "I heard that the Great Sage accompanied Tang Seng to return from learning scriptures and moved Huaguo Mountain to the Divine Realm, which is far away from Heavenly Court, and I don't want to disturb the Great Sage's meditation, so I didn't send someone to spread it."
"Forget it, forget it, my grandson doesn't care about you, remember to share more food with me in a while."
Sun Dasheng said, his eyes quickly grabbed the cherry in the middle of the pizza into his mouth, and all the immortals knew his virtue, and they all laughed at it.
With the support of the senior brother, Zhu Bajie was also bold, taking advantage of the waiter who distributed the pizza not paying attention, grabbed two pieces and stuffed them in his mouth, and hummed while eating.
Before the other immortals began to taste, Zhu Bajie's share was gone, he didn't dare to rob his senior brother, so he looked around for a long time, and finally set his goal on the good old man Taishang Laojun.
Approaching with a shy face, Zhu Bajie laughed twice: "Laojun, the pizza is too slimy, it is not easy for your old man to digest how much he eats, my old pig will help you."
He didn't open his mouth Taishang Laojun knew what kind of fart he was going to fart, he stubbornly protected the plate, and let other food go, and even the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother praised the pizza, how could he give it up.
After eating pizza, the food festival continued, and there was no shortage of high-quality snacks that appeared next, but the response caused was not small compared to pizza.
The top ten gourmet snacks were born under the selection of a group of immortals, and the pizza topped the list, and Zhao's shopkeeper's 10,000-year-old lotus seed soup only won the tenth place, because the ingredients were too rare to be tasted by all immortals.
Winning a bet of 5,000 merit coins, the shopkeeper Liu knew that it was all due to Luo Yu's immortal, so he immediately reciprocated the favor and sent 10,000 merit coins to Qin Yu.
After Lan Bingyan got Liancheng's birthday as he wished, Qin Yu began his revenge plan.
The worker neatly wrote Liancheng's name and eight characters on the bad luck charm, and Qin Yu took the car to the parking lot of the Jiancheng Pharmaceutical Building.
The distance between the bad luck charm and the user must not exceed three zhang, it is about ten meters before it can take effect, Qin Yu hopes that the bad luck can always accompany Liancheng, but it is not practical to put the bad luck charm on him, so it can only be put on his car, which is not easy to find.
Fortunately, he had inquired about Liancheng's license plate number, and after finding the car, when there was no one around, Qin Yu lay down on the bottom of the car and glued the bad luck charm to the chassis of the car with adhesive tape.
He didn't want to let Liancheng die in a car accident, and the ill-luck charm effect description also specifically pointed out that it was impossible to cause death by reducing luck, but he could still have a little accident and be disgusted and nauseous.
Looking at his watch, it was almost time to get off work, Qin Yu bought a bottle of water and sat on the stone pier in the corner of the parking lot, waiting for Liancheng to appear.
Not long after work, Liancheng arrived at the parking lot on time, and Qin Yu hid in the dark to observe secretly.
As if there was something happy, Liancheng whistled and walked to the car door, and just took out the key, when suddenly his feet slipped and he fell to the ground, and the screams spread throughout the parking lot.
"What's going on?"
Qin Yu frowned, he just fell, he needed to be so miserable?
When Liancheng stood up and saw the pushpin on his buttocks, Qin Yu immediately understood the reason, and before he got into the car, the bad luck charm had already begun to play a role.
Laughing twice, Qin Yu hurriedly covered his mouth, the show is still to come!
Pulling out the thumbtack, Liancheng rubbed his buttocks with one hand and opened the car door with the other, Qin Yu saw this, and trotted out of the parking lot.
Called a taxi at the door, as soon as Qin Yu got into the car, Liancheng's car drove out of the parking lot, and Qin Yu found an excuse to let the driver follow.
During the rush hour, the speed of Liancheng is not fast, and when it is almost at the traffic light, suddenly a woman rushes out of the roadside, hits the front cover of the car, and howls and cries after rolling on the road twice.
Liancheng was frightened stupid by the sudden scene, and immediately stepped on the brakes and got out of the car to check, and the woman hugged his thigh and wailed: "You broke my ribs, lose money, lose money!"
Qin Yu, who was hanging not far away, opened his mouth and saw everything clearly, this porcelain touching technique is too bad, so he can get some dog blood and smear it on his body.
A car accident occurred on the street, and within ten seconds, it was surrounded by a circle of melon-eating people.
The woman has a lot of strength, hugging Liancheng's thigh and not letting go, with a lot of snot and tears, crying so much that it is a miserable death.
"Let go, if you don't let go, I'll call the police!"
Liancheng was helpless, he struggled several times and couldn't pull out his legs, and there were more and more onlookers around, pointing and saying anything.
In this way, a good show of the rich second generation driving a luxury car bullying the poor people was staged, and even the people who ate melons took photos and uploaded them to the Internet, and all kinds of brains and imaginations flew all over the sky.
"What kind of shot, who dares to shoot me and smash his phone!"
Roaring at the crowd, Liancheng was so angry that he shook his legs, and the woman who touched the porcelain grabbed the trousers tighter, and shook them a few times, only to hear a tearing sound The belt was broken, and the whole pants were torn off by the woman, revealing the underwear with the SpongeBob SquarePants pattern.
My mind was blank for two seconds, and when I heard the laughter around me, Liancheng let out an earth-shattering ghost scream, and lifted his pants in a hurry, looking ashamed and indignant, and I longed for the woman in front of me to die immediately!
Although his movements are fast, he is still watched by everyone, and some people even captured the scene of taking off his pants, and SpongeBob SquarePants' panties are extremely eye-catching.
"Mom, that big brother likes to wear SpongeBob SquarePants like me......" A six or seven-year-old boy at the scene pointed to Liancheng's lower body and said in a childish voice.
The woman next to the boy hurriedly pressed her son's hand down, watching the excitement and watching the excitement, people can afford to drive luxury cars, they must be rich and powerful, she doesn't want to get into trouble for no reason.
Although the little boy's voice was not loud, many people heard it, and there was a burst of laughter, and the old man of Liancheng blushed, trying to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Seeing that things were getting bigger and bigger, he was afraid of provoking reporters and discrediting Jiancheng Pharmaceutical, so he had to spend money to settle the matter.
When she got 3,000 yuan, the woman let go and got up, pretending to be hit and injured her leg, and limped away.
Secretly scolded, Liancheng pulled his pants back to the cab, but after turning the key several times, the car could not be successfully started, and when he twisted it again, the key was broken!
"Damn!"
With only half of the car keys left, Liancheng completely went berserk, slamming the steering wheel like crazy to get angry.
Seeing that he hadn't moved for a long time, Qin Yu guessed that something was wrong again, and thought that the bad luck charm was quite effective, and he didn't let Liancheng stop all the way.
After observing the spot for a while, Qin Yu didn't have the patience to wait and asked the driver to take him to Funing University.
Liancheng's bad luck is not over, after venting his heart is more comfortable, call home, call another car to pick him up, but wait left and right and wait for no one to see, and then call over, the other party said that there is a traffic jam ahead, I don't know how long it will take to open the road.
The belt and the buckle of the trousers were damaged, and as soon as he stood and let go, the pants would fall off, and he did not dare to go out, so he could only wait patiently in the car.
Another ten minutes passed quietly, Liancheng became more and more impatient, and was about to call to urge, when his stomach suddenly ached, and the feeling of wanting to pull Xiang changed from weak to strong.
At first, he could barely hold back, but later he couldn't bear it anymore, Liancheng's face turned red, and he gritted his teeth and opened the car door.
There was no public toilet nearby, and in the midst of all kinds of strange eyes, he found an Internet café and went to the toilet inside to solve the problem.
His stomach was comfortable, but he remembered that he didn't have any paper on him at all, so he was tragic, and he didn't get the paper until the next person went to the toilet......