"Help! Help me! There's a cat bite! ”

I screamed in a hurry, but the black cat took advantage of the situation and jumped on my shoulder, and took a new interest in me, a person with a halo (pillow) on the back of his head.

Gave up on my ru's head and started toying with my ears! I still bite gently with the small teeth in my mouth, is this a tasting? Enough is enough! Don't think that because I have a halo on the back of my head, my ears are as big as the Buddha, and I can sacrifice some of them to feed the "tiger" with my body!

"It's going to kill someone! It's going to kill someone! Squad leader, come out and have a look! ”

Although my legs were still free, and I shook my shoulders and threw the black cat to the ground several times, it didn't know what was going on, and it persevered and worked me, as if it had been coveting a piece of meat on my body, but it never found a good opportunity to bite it.

I thought that after shouting so much "help", even if the squad leader didn't run out naked to save me, he should have wrapped a bath towel around me and helped me drive the cat away with his chest half exposed, but I miscalculated.

Due to the sound of rushing water in the shower and the music of commercials on TV, my cries for help were not particularly loud, at least not so that the squad leader could hear what I was shouting.

I'm afraid that the squad leader will take those syllables that have been rendered meaningless by the noise as my prank, right?

"Sit and watch TV, don't try to trick me out!"

Through the frosted glass, the squad leader probably saw that I was making a lot of noise, so he said so.

Who wants to trick you out! I'm really in a big crisis!

But shouting for help is indeed a bit too exaggerated, for the squad leader, if she knows that there are cats and dogs into the room, I'm afraid it's too late to be happy, will come out of the bathroom as soon as possible, can't believe their eyes, right?

Is the correct way to call out the squad leader should be to learn how to meow?

No, no, no, the cat's meowing penetration is too weak, so I'd better learn to bark as a dog, so that I can also deter this black cat who is disrespectful to me by the way.

So--the dantian sank and sang loudly:

"Woo Woo ——!!"

The black cat stared at me blankly, not understanding that I had suddenly changed species.

Hmph, SB! Ye is a person with a halo on the back of his head, and changing species is just an entry-level skill, which a mortal cat like you can't understand!

As a result, learning to bark failed to attract the attention of the class leader, and I wondered, could it be that the rhythm was wrong? So I changed the beat:

"Woohoo, Woooo

It's more natural, it's more like a real dog barking, right? Squad leader, come out and take a look! Didn't you just come to tears with the police dog show? Come out and see the excitement! It's not really a dog, but a cat is enough to be happy for a long time, isn't it!

However, the squad leader said coldly to me behind the water curtain through the frosted glass:

"Ye Lin, do you look down on my IQ? You think you learned that I can't hear a dog barking? ”

I'm speechless.

All in all, by the time the squad leader had cleaned his skin thoroughly and walked out of the bathroom with his clothes on, I had already been played with by the cat.

This strange black cat was very face-saving, and instead of taking a bite at my vulnerable parts, it made me tense enough between its lips and teeth for a long time.

The squad leader, who was wiping his hair with a towel and walking towards me, saw the black cat at first sight, and then showed a happy expression, and the black cat also saw her.

"Cat!?"

"Meow ——!!"

The black cat turned his head and ran away when he saw the squad leader, as if he had seen a natural enemy, and the relationship between humans and animals was really wonderful.

However, the space in the house was limited, and the only exit was on the windowsill, and the black cat couldn't jump out for a while, so he was caught by the evil hands of the squad leader.

"Did you sneak in through a broken window? What a blessing in disguise! ”

The squad leader happily held the cat to the side of his face and rubbed it vigorously, and the black cat was trapped in the enemy's claws, and the expression on his face was both worried and afraid, and he looked at me tied to the foot of the bed as if asking for help.

Are you begging me at this time? What did you do earlier! You can be a puppet for me as the squad leader, and I will be trained for a while!

Finally untying the "sailor's knot", I moved my numb limbs, intending to take revenge on the black cat, at least opening its bloody mouth in front of it, so that it could also feel the fear of being eaten.

But as soon as I saw the squad leader sitting on the bed with the black cat in his arms, he let go of all the majesty and all the pressure on weekdays, and rarely showed a smile in his heart, I felt that there was no need to deal with a cat, and the squad leader was already punishing it instead of me, didn't he?

"Mimi, are you hungry?" The squad leader picked a piece of meatloaf from the coffee table and gave it to the black cat to eat, and the black cat, who was afraid of the hunter's aura, ate the meatloaf like a swallowing medicine.

By the way, the squad leader seems to call all cats "Mimi", which is a very convenient way to name them under the influence of their elders in the past.

"Ye Lin, it turns out that using you as bait can attract cats!"

The squad leader said to me in a brisk tone, and he couldn't tell whether it was a joke or a compliment.

"I was worried that I wouldn't be able to sleep at night, but now that I have Mimi as my company, I will definitely be able to sleep soundly tonight!"

Then the black cat completely attracted the attention of the class leader, and I saw that she was so happy that I almost rolled on the carpet with the cat in my arms.

When it was time to go to bed, naturally the squad leader and the cat slept on the bed, and I could only sleep on the carpet covered by the air conditioner.

Before going to bed, Zhuang Ni sent a text message to the squad leader: "Be careful of Ye Lin. ”

"Juanny, tell me to be careful of you." The squad leader lay on the bed with a reluctant black cat in his arms.

"Sleep! I'll settle accounts with Johnny tomorrow morning! I yawned and turned off the bedside lamp.

The carpet is so hard, but the real pure men don't care about this, and the soft bed is left to women and cats!

Unexpectedly, about 10 minutes later, the squad leader suddenly said, "Why don't you go to bed too." ”

The moonlight that came in through the window shone from behind the squad leader, setting off her graceful silhouette.

Huh? What the hell is the squad leader thinking? She actually took the initiative to ask me to ...... with her Do you share a bed with her? The so-called moth to the fire and sheep into the tiger's mouth refers to this situation!

I sat up from the carpet in surprise and looked into the face of the class leader with a frown, wondering if it was a test or a trap.

But the squad leader's reddish face showed that her invitation was sincere.

But she didn't undress, and she had intended to lie down with her clothes from the beginning, so as not to give me a chance.

The real purpose of the squad leader letting me go to bed was just to help her calm the cat.

Because this cat has exceeded the limit of patience, and wants to escape in every possible way! The squad leader's fingers have been bitten two or three times!

And the squad leader was worried that if he hugged the kitten to sleep, he might crush the cat to death when he turned over, so he put the cat in the middle of the bed and gently stroked its back with one hand.

At this time, the black cat was close to the edge of the rampage, desperately struggling to escape! Out of helplessness, in order to satisfy his great dream of sleeping with a cat, the squad leader had to call me, this humanoid animal pacifier past!

"You're allowed to go to bed, but you can't cross the middle line!"

The squad leader and I have three chapters of the law.

"Pet this cat with me, don't let it run, don't hold it down, you know?"

I'm sorry for you! The "38 lines" trick that girls often played at the same table in elementary school was actually used by you in a double bed! And did it usher in a new era of cats?

"You told me to go to bed?" I asked rhetorically, "Aren't you afraid that I'll be exposed in my true form and be beastly?" ”

"You know what happens when you do that." The squad leader calmly pointed out.

That's right, anyway, the mattress is much more comfortable than the carpet, and since the class leader has sincerely invited, I will reluctantly spend the night with her in the same bed!

I seriously suspect that this cat is a domestic cat, it is too close to people, and its fur is as soft as silk, as if it were a well-blooded British breed.

With my presence, the black cat was finally able to resist the might of the hunter's aura, settled down, purred rhythmically, and fell asleep between the two of us.

A man and a woman, sleeping in a double bed in a hotel, with an unknown cat in between, is a rare sight.

After the black cat became honest, the squad leader rubbed its fur for a long time, and looking at the spirit of the spirit, the two eyes were almost glowing like a cat.

"Are cats that fun?" I muttered.

"Speak quietly, don't wake up Mimi!" The squad leader winked at me as he spoke.

Disappreciatively, I put my left hand near the black cat's front leg and fell asleep first.

The squad leader seemed to pet the cat happily for a long time before he reluctantly fell asleep.

Although the bed was soft, I didn't rest very well, probably because my posture was too fixed.

The next morning, when the sun was shining inside, I opened my eyes and tried to go to the toilet first, only to find that my hands were being held down.

Huh? The cat is gone! In the middle of the night, the black cat managed to escape from the clutches of the two of us, and the whole house could not be seen, so he must have returned the same way from the broken window!

But out of inertia, the squad leader firmly grasped the things under his hand, not knowing that the cat had escaped - that was my hand! Hold on so tightly, as if you're afraid I'll abandon you!

My bladder was so swollen that I was in a hurry to go to the toilet, and the squad leader didn't wake up because I slept late, so I had to move my other hand over and try to break the squad leader's grip open.

Maybe my movements were a little bigger, and the sleep-deprived squad leader was suddenly woken up by me, her eyes were a weird gray like the computer was not fully turned on, and she was looking straight ahead, which was really crazy.

"What do you want to do?" The squad leader looked at me warily, "What are you holding my hand for?" ”

Your sister's! You grabbed my hand, okay! Let me go to the bathroom!

After blinking her eyes, the squad leader's eyes became much clearer, and she suddenly exclaimed, "Where's Mimi? Where's my Mimi!? ”

That one...... The black cat has already run away! And don't hug someone all night and feel that you are the owner of the family, they must go back to find the real master!

Also, as a girl, isn't it a little inappropriate to shout "my Mimi is gone"! Don't look at me! Anyway, I didn't steal your Mimi!

zuihou learned that the black cat ran away in the middle of the night squad leader,Looks a little lost,The good news is,The electronic door is finally repaired,I ran next door to knock on Zhuang Ni's door as soon as possible,I have to take her out and teach her a lesson!

Unexpectedly, the door next door was not locked, there was a crack in the door, and when I looked inside, the cleaner was doing the tidying work, and Zhuang Ni didn't know where to go.