30 First Parents
As soon as the man finished speaking, everyone on our side was happy, and I couldn't help laughing, and the boy didn't know what we were laughing at, so he asked, "Brother Chen, what are you laughing at?" ”
Yanzi said: "No, you are like a troubled boy, and you still say that you want to talk to the little brother, what's the matter, are you planning to be a little brother for him?" ”
The flat head looked at the swallow, and actually nodded, and the swallow laughed louder, hooked up with my shoulder and smiled: "Okay, little brother, the personality charm is good, why will someone come to be your little brother soon." ”
I asked Yanzi not to make trouble, and then stepped forward to ask what the flat head was called, the man said that his name was Du Fei, and the brothers usually called him Feizi, so I asked you if you are not afraid of elephants making trouble for you, how to say that he is now the bearer of our first year.
Feizi shook his head and said, "I don't obey him, I only obey you." ”
I was a little puzzled and asked him why, Fei Zai said that he was beaten by a junior high school last semester and asked an elephant for help, but the elephant didn't help and let him solve it himself, and then he heard that more than ten people dared to ambush the second junior high school last semester, and felt that I was much bolder and more reliable than the elephant.
I was happy, thinking about what was going on, I looked at Feizai, I think this guy is good, he dared to do it with the second junior high school last semester, and he is also a very good person, this elephant is not good, I don't know how to absorb talents, but sent it to me.
I patted Feizai's shoulder and said, "You can just call me my little brother like them in the future, remember, I'm not your boss, and I can't bear to be your boss, besides, I Chen Ge doesn't need a little brother, I just need a brother, you can come to me if you have something, I can help as much as I can." ”
Fei Zai listened to me, nodded firmly, I can see, this girl is a little moved, maybe I didn't expect me to say such a thing, in fact, this is also learned from Dongdong, sometimes win people's hearts, the charm of language is more than the charm of money, Dongdong originally relied on this set of wind and water in the first year of the year, I just learned a little bit of his fur.
After Feizi left, I let the swallows disperse, Xu Weier helped not only to establish authority, but also to have an extra brother by the way, this wave is not a loss.
After returning to the classroom, I saw that there were several girls in Lin Xiao's seat chattering around her and didn't know what they were talking about, so I was interested, so I walked over and asked one of the girls, what are you talking about.
The woman glanced at me and snickered: "Okay, little brother, you just ran to be someone else's flower messenger a few days after we were Xiaoxiao's boyfriend, you're very busy." ”
I was stunned, I didn't expect this to spread so quickly, and once again let me sigh at the propaganda strength of our school's 38th Regiment, I was afraid that Lin Xiao would misunderstand, so I hurriedly explained: "That's Dongdong's girlfriend, it's a little troublesome, I'll help solve it, don't misunderstand." ”
Lin Xiao pretended to be indifferent and said, "Don't explain this to me, it's none of my business." ”
I said don't get me wrong, just ask those women what they are talking about, and they looked very happy, one of the women gave me a white look, and said to Lin Xiao: "Your boyfriend is not good, I don't even know Xiaoxiao's birthday in a few days!" ”
How many days will it be Lin Xiao's birthday? I remember that Lin Crazy didn't have a birthday a few days ago, why was it Lin Xiao's turn soon, I asked Lin Xiao when it was, and when the time came to give you a gift, those women heard me say this and coaxed there, saying that I had a little conscience.
Lin Xiao glanced at me one by one and said, "The day after tomorrow, what's the matter?" Do you dare to go?"
It's okay if she doesn't say it, as soon as she says it, I'm a little angry, why don't I dare to go, Lin Xiao said in a weird way that the tyrannosaurus is also there, aren't you afraid that he will beat me again?
I may also be a thief, and when I heard that the tyrannosaurus was going, I didn't think much about going at the time, but Lin Xiao said it like that, I would be too embarrassed if I didn't go, and my heart was crossed, so I said, what's wrong with him, I don't believe that he dares to beat me.
Lin Xiao was happy, saying that this was what you said, and if you don't go then, you will be a puppy.
I can also hear it, dare to love this is a radical method, Lin Xiao, this girl is like this, arrogant can, she obviously wants me to go, and deliberately said something like that, but I don't feel very disgusted, thinking that this is also a good omen, and sure enough, I agreed to pretend to be a boyfriend and girlfriend with her.
Lin Xiao's birthday the day after tomorrow, I wanted to buy her a gift, but I haven't had a birthday with a girl yet, and I don't know what girls like, Yang Wei's birthday at that time, I gave him a set of One Piece comics, which moved him to tears, but I can't give Lin Xiao comics, right?
I couldn't think of what to send after school, so I asked Chen Xiaoxiao to help me with the staff officer, I went to find Chen Xiaoxiao after school, and told her about it, Chen Xiaoxiao also agreed righteously, saying that tomorrow Saturday, she will accompany me to go shopping, I said okay, people help me, I plan to invite her to the museum at noon, and she did not refuse.
Originally, Xu Weier was going to go with us, but when she walked halfway, she said that she would leave first if she had something, only me and Chen Xiaoxiao were left, and I talked about some things that I didn't have, and she was also quite gossipy, so she asked me where Lin Xiao and I had progressed.
I said standing still, she still didn't believe it, and said that just like me, Lin Xiao must have been taken advantage of by me, I was a little depressed, saying that I am so colorful? Chen Xiaoxiao said, you men are all the same, and you are all thinking about some messy things in your hearts.
I said righteously: "Little comrade, you are not right, how can you beat a boy to death with a stick at a young age, you must know that there are innocent little virgins like me in this world." ”
After coming out after eating noodles, Chen Xiaoxiao suddenly frowned and said to the side of his ear: "Little brother, why did I hear someone call your name?" ”
When I heard it, it seems that someone really called me, it's a woman, I feel quite familiar when I listen to the voice, and then listen carefully, isn't this Yun Xiaoman's voice?
I looked towards the voice, Yun Xiaoman was really standing not far away and looking at me, she was alone, and beckoned to me, saying, "Chen Ge, come here, I'll ask you something!" ”
Chen Xiaoxiao was a little surprised and asked, "What is Yun Xiaoman looking for you?" ”
I shook my head, indicating that I didn't know, and then asked Xiaoxiao to wait for me in the same place, I went over, walked up to Yun Xiaoman, and asked her what she was looking for me.
Maybe there were a lot of students coming and going at the door of the noodle restaurant, she was a little embarrassed to speak, so she pointed in the direction of the alley not far away, and said, "There are too many people, it's inconvenient to say, you can come with me for a while." ”
I don't want to go, mainly because I don't have a good impression of this woman, so I just say that if there is something, you can just whisper it, no one can hear it, she still doesn't follow, and she said coquettishly: "You just come with me, this is a school plate, I know this person, I am afraid that others will gossip here, and it will be bad for the black dog to know it." ”
This girl also knows that she is afraid, she dared to cheat with Ah Shu at school last time, why don't you know that she is afraid, I said before, this Yun Xiaoman speaks in an authentic Taiwanese accent, this tone is coquettish, a man can't stand it, this time I was quite helpless, so I had to follow her and walk to the alley with her.
After entering the alley, Yun Xiaoman leaned his back against the wall, took out a handful of cigarettes from his schoolbag and gave one to me, I took it, this girl also lit it for me by the way, and when she lit the cigarette, she was very close, I could smell the perfume on her body, because I lowered my head, I saw her bra, and I reacted a little, this girl is really sassy enough.
After helping me light a cigarette, she also lit a cigarette and smoked it, and then asked after a charming puff, "You didn't tell the black dog about me and Ah Shu, did you?" ”
I said no, and she was a little unconvinced: "You tell me the truth, did you say it?" ”
I said I really didn't, do you believe it or not, besides, if I did, it would be your turn to ask, wouldn't the black dog have been bothering you a long time ago?
She also felt that it made sense when she heard it, and told me that the black dog didn't know what nerves to have recently, and he was always looking for trouble with Ah Shu, and he found a reason to beat him if he had nothing to do, and she thought that the black dog knew about her affair with Ah Shu, so she came to ask me.
I thought about the last time Ah Shu protected Yun Xiaoman in front of so many people, this black dog probably saw that he was a little tired, besides, Yun Xiaoman was the girl of the black dog, and the black dog didn't speak, this Ah Shu rushed to speak, isn't this the face of the black dog?
But this is all other people's business, it's my business, I asked Yun Xiaoman if it's okay, I'll leave if it's okay, Xiaoxiao is still waiting for me, Yun Xiaoman went up to pull me, let me help Ah Shu, talk to the black dog, don't trouble Ah Shu again.
I glanced at her chest, thinking to myself that this woman is really big-chested, why should I help her with Ah Shu?
I just wanted to say that I couldn't help with this, but Yun Xiaoman pushed me to the wall, I was a little stunned, and before I could react, there was a "pop" sound directly from my ears, and the right side of my face was touched by something soft, and it was quite fragrant, and I instantly understood when I touched it with my hand, this fuck, Yun Xiaoman actually kissed me!
This is Lao Tzu's first kiss, at that time I felt that my whole body was about to fall off, my face was like a fire, I stood there stunned for a long time, and I didn't react, why did this girl suddenly kiss me?
may have seen that I was stunned, Yun Xiaoman smiled beside him, and said at the same time: "Now you have to help if you don't help, if you don't help, I will tell the black dog that I kissed you, I think with his temper will definitely make trouble for you!" ”
After saying this, Yun Xiaoman turned around and left, I still can't believe what just happened, she actually kissed me, and I still have Yun Xiaoman's saliva on my face!
Fortunately, Yun Xiaoman is not ugly, and I don't suffer a loss, but now Ah Shu has to help, otherwise Yun Xiaoman told the black dog about it, even if the black dog gives the prince face again, he will have to make trouble with me.
But it didn't take long for me to be excited, and when I turned around to leave, I found something bad, because Chen Xiaoxiao looked at me outside the alley, with a face full of surprise, and a trace of disgust in it.
I knew that I must have been misunderstood......