"Holy! How the hell did you get in? "I turned my head to look at my security door: it was intact and showed no signs of being blown up by explosives.

Penthos pulled out a gleaming silver strip of tin foil from his suit pocket, which was folded to the thickness of a cigarette, and dangled it in front of me.

"Lin, the lock on your door is a poorly secured 'one-word lock' that can be opened with just this tin foil strip - I learned it on a Chinese video network."

After speaking, Peng Thosi showed a modest smile on his face, "Subtle skills, why worry about teeth".

Be humble to your sister! Who praised you! It's just a lockpicking! You, a big American citizen, went to a small city in China to cry chickens and dogs, and Lincoln and Washington will cry when they know about it!

While she was talking, Amy, who was fully dressed and re-dressed in her double ponytail, walked out of the big room.

She was not surprised to see half the room full of bodyguards, as if she had expected this outcome.

"Since you're here, pack my bags quickly!" Amy ordered to Penthos, "I'm going to go to the set early this morning, and I can only eat breakfast in the car, it's really annoying!" ”

Penthos repeated it in English to his men, and the expressionless men in black in sunglasses got busy.

Amy's underwear and coat were all over the house by her, and every time the bodyguards found one, they carefully sealed it in a sterile plastic clip, and put it all in a large black suitcase. That solemn appearance, if you don't know, I'm afraid you will think that there are weapons of mass destruction inside.

Amy stood behind the dinner table, hugging her bare arms in anger and not looking at me squarely.

I noticed that these bodyguards in black leather shoes were walking around, and the footsteps they made were completely disproportionate to their height and weight, and they couldn't be heard unless they listened carefully.

Penthos noticed the confusion on my face and generously explained to me:

"We sprayed a layer of sound-dampening foam on the soles of our shoes, which is jishu from the U.S. military, which is very effective in stealth operations."

As he spoke, he lifted one foot and showed me a layer of white gelatinous texture that was stuck to the sole of his shoe.

Is this the kind of thing that sneaks in silently? The American high-tech version of treading snow without a trace + Chinese soil method tin foil unlocking, your special operation combining Chinese and Western characteristics is really bloody!

But there's no point in doing that, right? If you just don't want to wake us up, you can wait until we get up before you walk in!

Is it a demonstration against me? Because of the failure of 004 and 005's surveillance operations, your morale has been dampened, and in order to save face, you have quietly occupied my house to show that you have the ability to "behead" me at any time?

Let's eat too much! I'm not Saddam! The only weapon of mass destruction you'll find here is Amy's panties! And Amy threw it herself, and I was embarrassed to help her clean it up!

"Lin, Miss Emily has caused trouble and loss to your family, we will be responsible for compensation, please don't worry."

Penthos swore to me.

That's not necessary, although Amy didn't treat herself as an outsider at all, ate unceremoniously, and left a lot of potato chip crumbs in the cracks of the sofa, but at best it was the extent of a bear child's destruction, and it didn't cause any substantial damage to my family.

In addition, although the use of sound-absorbing foam in the rooster and dog thief makes me very disdainful, but its other advantage is that it can replace the role of slippers, otherwise, a dozen or so bodyguards will step on it, and then I will be busy mopping the floor.

I've always had a bad memory of European and American faces, and sometimes I think they all look the same, and I can't tell who is who. After looking at it carefully for a while, I found that 004 and 005 were also impressively listed, their forced expressions and the posture of clenching their legs when they walked, so I was sure that it was the two of them.

I can't tell which of them is 004 and who is 005, so I'll just put the code name on them.

004 whispered something in Penthos' ear in English, and 005 went to the big house for a while, and suddenly came out in a panic, holding the carton of milk that Amy had left.

Sweating profusely, he exclaimed, "Sex-sex-!!" ”

I had just poured half a glass of boiled water from a thermos when I heard him shout so suddenly that I almost squirted the water out of my mouth.

Is this Chinese? It sounds very strange, not at all on the same level as Penthos, and it is a fight with the cry of the wild deer.

But since 004 and 005 were sent to spy on me and Amy's nightlife, at least one of them should know Chinese, right? 005 points to the empty milk carton and yells "sex", what does it mean! Is there any evidence on the milk carton that Amy and I did anything last night? But I'm really innocent! I'm more wronged than Dou E!

My eyes widened and I looked carefully at the carton in 005's hand, only to find that there was an oversized almond painted on the carton, the tip of which was coated with chocolate, and below it were two lines of golden letters: Almond Chocolate Milk, preferably from American almonds.

I'm scared to death Dad, it turned out to be the "apricot" of "almond"! What's all the fuss about a broken milk, strawberry milk, peanut milk, apple milk and other mixtures are commonplace, don't you in the United States?

Seeing the almond milk carton in 005's hand, Peng Tousi's face changed, and he smacked his lips and said, "Oops! ”

Seeing that the bodyguards were noisy, Amy twisted her neck impatiently, and as soon as she saw the milk carton in 005's hand, she immediately showed a big unhappy expression, and covered her stomach with her hands.

"No wonder...... I didn't feel comfortable in the morning......"

Before Amy could finish her sentence, she bent over with her eyes closed and vomited with a "wow".

There are no solid particles, just white milk in the stomach.

He coughed while spitting, his expression was painful, and tears were squeezed out.

"What's going on?" I asked, "I never put expired food in the refrigerator at home, how can it be ......?"

Penthos told me with a bitter face: "Miss Emily is allergic to almonds, and although almond milk is fine when you first drink it, you will vomit it after 5 or 6 hours. ”

"Wow-"

Another big mouthful, rual-white milk poured out of Amy's mouth and splashed radially onto the floor.

In between vomiting, she lifted her face slightly, white liquid hanging from the corner of her mouth, staring hatefully at the empty box of almond milk, and me who put this dangerous item in the refrigerator.

What are you staring at me for? How do I know that you Americans are so squeamish, you have peanut allergies, pollen allergies, almond allergies at every turn, and you don't have eyes yourself! 005 The half-hung Chinese learner can see that it is almond milk, you, a guy with Chinese level 10 and proficient in various popular languages on the Internet, even drink it without looking at it?

What the hell were you thinking when you took the milk out of the fridge!

"Cough, cough, cough...... The manservant is so hateful! Without knowing it, I was filled with a full stomach! ”

Don't use the word "be"! After just over a month in China, did you learn the phrase "suicide"? No kidding! This time it's completely your own stupidity, you drank it yourself, and it has nothing to do with me!

Seeing Amy spit out a large puddle of milk gorgeously, the bodyguards were stunned and looked at each other, and Peng Thos asked innocently: "It should be all milk, right?" ”

Nonsense! Why do you want to double-check? What else could it be if it wasn't milk?

After vomiting for a while, Amy gasped and stood up straight, 004 handed over a printed tissue, Amy used it to wipe the remaining milk from her lips, and the whole person collapsed, relying on the support of the bodyguard behind her to barely stand firm.

Peng Thos muttered a few words to his subordinates in English, and the bodyguards surrounded Amy like a starry moon, opened the security door and walked down the stairs, just in time for a businessman who was setting up a stall to sell breakfast was about to go downstairs, he saw so many black-clothed mermaids coming out of Hulala, touched his head and said to himself: "Whose daughter-in-law is this?" Such a big show! ”

I looked down through the window and saw 7 or 8 cars parked under the community, except for Amy's Batmobile car, the rest of the black sedan was also luxurious, although there were not many pedestrians in the early morning, but everyone passing by would look twice.

Amy didn't even say goodbye to me when she was taken away by them, pouting and sulking all the time.

I suddenly remembered a very strange question: how could it be that Xiaoqin didn't show up all the time?

Even if the sound-dampening foam effect is against the sky and does not touch Xiaoqin's sensitive hearing, then after we just said so many words, Amy vomited milk for a long time, even the deaf person will be woken up, right?

With Xiaoqin's character, will she hide in the house all the time and not come out? These bodyguards are basically over thirty years old, and they do not meet the conditions for the onset of "androphobia", since she has used "broken egg strikes" on 004 and 005, she has already decided that the other party is the enemy, and the enemy in her mind broke into the house, she actually did not react, which is too abnormal!

In the living room, there were only two unlucky bastards, Peng Thos and 004 and 005, who walked up to me and whispered to me, "This is the only potato chip, don't give it to Miss again." ”

I nodded absentmindedly, looking around for clues about Xiaoqin. At this time, Penthos picked up the mop in the corner and wiped the milk that Amy spit on the floor herself.

With normal thinking, Xiaoqin should still be in my bedroom, but my experience has always taught me that you must not speculate about Xiaoqin with normal thinking.

Suddenly, I saw a light figure flash through the window of the convoy downstairs that I had just looked down on.

Again...... Did you climb out of the window again? Do you think you're outnumbered, so you give up your plan to come out of the door of your room and want to be taken by surprise? You don't need to do such superfluous things! What if you fall and get hurt!

004 and 005 had their backs to the window, so they didn't notice anything unusual at all, but Penthos, who had a more unfavorable perspective, frowned.

"It's Miss Celery, right? I told my subordinates not to do anything to Miss Xiaoqin, anyway, it is also Ms. Ren's child, and it will not be good to make the relationship stiff. ”

With a "poof", the kitchen window was opened from the outside, and a black shadow cat fell to the ground with its waist bent. She was barefoot, wearing a wide gray T-shirt and blue sports pants, long bangs, and a flame of anger burning in her determined eyes.

"You scoundrels!! ――Dare to invade my and Ye Lin's love nest!! ”

Before the words fell, he rushed straight over like a 100-meter sprint, his two fists clenched so that his knuckles turned white, waving desperately in front of and behind him.

As if discussed in advance, 004 and 005 blocked in front of Penthos at the same time, one stretched out his left hand and the other stretched out his right hand, and the synchronization rate was very high.

005 said in broken Chinese: "Pig hands! We won't drip with you! ”

Which one cares about this set of celery? Halfway through the run, they suddenly lowered their bodies, and shook their left hand with a false punch, which seemed to aim at their crotch again.

004 and 005 subconsciously clamped their legs, and a palpitating expression appeared on their faces.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin changed her move halfway, her body was half-spinned, and she kicked 004 in the upper abdomen.

It didn't seem that the strength was heavy, and 004 easily blocked it with his abdominal muscles, which gave her the illusion that Xiaoqin was easy to deal with, so he hahadaxiao, and while taking a step, he stretched out his broad arms to catch Xiaoqin.

But his hand didn't even touch the tips of Xiao Qin's hair, Xiao Qin's body made an iron plate bridge backwards, her back was close to the ground, just dodging 004's grappling, and the positional relationship between her and 004 was like lying on the train track, letting the train speed over her.

With her back against the floor, Qin kicked out a fierce kick that hit the point, and 004 immediately let out a terrifying scream and fell to the ground foaming at the mouth.

005 was startled, and subconsciously wanted to touch the weapon at his waist, but maybe he remembered Peng Tousi's warning halfway, and for a moment, Xiaoqin turned over from a carp on the floor, and aimed at 005's crotch, a clean and neat leg sweep, and let 005 lie down with 004.

It was only at this time that Xiao Qin Fang exhaled a breath, which was regarded as the end of this set of egg-breaking continuous techniques.

Then she tilted her head, met Penthos' calm, watery eyes, and bit her lip nervously.