I stood up and said to the teacher: "That's not what I mean, I don't go to the toilet, I mean, teacher, your name is missing, I remember that when you taught us foreign languages, the name was like a soldier, not a ping-pong "

The teacher looked back after listening to my words, and then the whole exam room looked over there, and the result was all happy, haha, the foreign language teacher hurriedly went back to add that amount, and then turned around to stop us from laughing, and by the way, he looked at me fiercely, but it didn't work, if it was a good-looking girl, maybe I would have been recruited, but no, I really didn't have any psychological burden,

Started to send papers, the first one is to test the language, is the only subject I have the confidence to get more points, I went up and began to write from the back to the front, the essay read several times, very serious understanding and analysis of the answers, because, I also want to take one more test than Brother Hao, although it is my own brother, very despicable,

After writing the essay, I began to write the essay, and when I finished writing the essay, PHS shook it, very quiet examination room, the teacher was like a patrolman, back and forth, I was shocked, I was very excited, and I was afraid, this was going to be discovered, it was a big deal, and I wondered, how did Mrs. Shi send these text messages, I just took a look, but she was going to use her mobile phone to type these, and then gave them to me, so that I really admired her calm ability,

I hesitated for a long time, whether to copy or not, I was doing a fierce ideological struggle, but the door suddenly opened, and a person came in, just right, the grade patrol director, that is, the older soldier, came to our examination room to check, the foreign language teacher gave up his attention to me, went to the door to pat the fart, the opportunity must not be lost, the time will not come, I understand this truth very well, I took out the PHS easily, checked the text message, and then a string of numbers, I was very skilled in writing the numbers on the table, the phone was put in the pocket, before and after less than 10 seconds, After putting it in, the foreign language teacher was still patting me, which made me breathe a sigh of relief, damn, this thing, I'm too nervous, and then compared it to 1234 on the table, and wrote the ABCD on my paper,

After I finished writing, I looked at the foreign language teacher, and I was still patting on the back, and the big stone in my heart also fell, this is natural, this is comfortable, this is happy, I buckle the volume, check it without checking, lie down and sleep, sleep this fragrant,

After sleeping for more than an hour, I heard the foreign language teacher shouting vigorously from the podium: "There are still 30 minutes to hand in the papers, and the students who have not finished writing should hurry up, and the students who have finished writing should check it carefully, and one more point for the test is one point." "When you're done, come down and wander,

When he walked to my side, he glanced at me: "Woke up." ”

I yawned and replied, "No, stay in the state and go to bed when you get off the course." ”

The old man in a foreign language continued: "Can you write, have you finished answering?" ”

"It's over, it's okay, there will be more." I speak in a very small voice,

The foreign language teacher didn't speak, but obviously didn't believe me, turned around, and went to the front again, as soon as the exam ended, I saw a lot of girls I knew, I didn't know, and a few young men with glasses, one took a note, all kinds of sighing sounds came out, it turned out to be the answer, to see who is right, who is wrong, let me be very puzzled, right and what, not right, and can't go to the wrong to change the right, I still like to use this precious half an hour, go to the toilet to smoke a cigarette, or, With all my classmates, talk about women, talk about yellow jokes,

Then take the next subject, more than an hour later, PHS shook, I began to copy the choice, each time there are only numbers, I only copy the choice, I don't copy anything else, other teachers don't send it to me, I'm also very satisfied, and after writing the choice, the rest of the topics, the liberal arts will take a nonsense policy, scribbling up, politics and history I often turn to the front of the choice question, look at the similar content, and answer to the big question, chemistry and physics, I have adopted my chaotic policy, choose to copy the beginning of the other, I went to bed after being blinded, and finally survived the three days of exams that made me very nauseous, but relieved many good students.

After the exam, I called Lin Ran first, it was very sweet, and then I went to the cafeteria and ate with the army.

I didn't have a night of self-study in the evening, because I had just finished the exam, everyone asked for a lot of small fried from the small fried area of the cafeteria, put the two tables together, and ate with many boarding students in our class, after eating, we walked to the dormitory, and halfway through, Yoko came over, and after coming over, he put his arm around my shoulders and whispered in my ear: "Sixth brother, guide me to a clear road." ”

I looked at Yoko and asked suspiciously, "What do you mean, what's wrong with you?" ”

Yoko lowered her head and said, "I'm in love with a girl." ”

I smiled: "What did I think, it turned out to be a girl, you really came to me to call the shots, haha, in love, then chase it, if you're embarrassed, I'll help you call it out, if you can't write a letter, I'll help you write it." ”

Brother Hao followed up and said: "The skin must be very thick, or there is no meat to touch, and you can't practice the realm of Liu'er, but it can't be too bad." After I finished listening, I looked at Brother Hao depressedly,

Yoko looked at me, was silent for a long time, and said, "I'm in love with a girl on the Internet." ”

When I heard this, I scolded casually: "I grass, you want to come fresh." ”

Yoko nodded very seriously: "If it's not fresh, can I find you to show you a clear way, when I played the legendary roast pig, I formed a little fa teacher, damn, it's actually a woman, and then we added QQ, and then we kept chatting and playing together." ”

I glanced at Yoko: "It's a woman, no, have you seen it, don't let people deceive you." ”

"No, I haven't seen it, but I feel like it's not wrong, and, I don't have anything, and my broken number is nothing worth cheating, I've been thinking about her when I sleep recently, and I found that I'm in love with her, but I feel that the Internet is too unrealistic, so I'm here to ask your opinion." Yoko replied,

I saw that Yoko was so serious, so formal, and it was not easy to say anything to hit him, so I patted him on the shoulder by the way: "Child, love it well." "I want to be happy, but I don't dare to be happy,

Yoko nodded very hard, scared that I thought he wanted to throw his head off, this matter, I didn't take it seriously later, and I didn't care much, let alone stop Yoko's behavior in time, and then something big happened, and it made Yoko almost famous, uh, a little far, it should be famous in our school, Brother Hao said to me at that time: "Understand what the power of love is great." "I'm ashamed of myself, but that's for later.