[581] Addicted to cults

In fact, Gong Caicai was able to come to participate in this class outing, and we were all quite surprised.

As soon as I came to Gong Caicai's poor physique, outdoor activities could be avoided, and even physical education classes often asked for leave (since Xiaoqin transferred to school, Gong Caicai didn't ask for much leave in physical education class, and it seemed that she was afraid of staying in the classroom with Xiaoqin).

After being appointed as a member of the study committee by the squad leader, I always felt that at least I had to study and not lose too much to others. And she thinks that her talent is very poor, so she takes the initiative to increase her daily study time in line with the attitude of "diligence can make up for clumsiness", and even during the holidays, she also participates in various cram schools to improve her classes, and she is very busy.

In fact, Gong Caicai is not bad at learning, no matter how bad it is, can there be Xiong Yaoyue? You see how much Xiong Yaoyue lives without heart and lungs!

In this wild trip, Gong Caicai was able to take time out of her busy schedule and bravely participate in the mountaineering activity of "maybe you will die", which can be said to be commendable and commendable, and the squad leader is also very happy.

After asking us to take care of her niece, Gong Caicai's aunt drove away, and I noticed that Gong Caicai was wearing contact lenses today, not glasses like when she attended the Science Happiness Church rally last Sunday.

At this time, three more classmates came over, namely Niu Shili, Xu Lijun, and another squad leader, Zhong Dog, and the squad leader said a few words to them. Xiong Yaoyue saw that Gong Caicai was hiding from her, and felt bored, so she also greeted Niu Shili and them, and went away.

The squad leader, who was the protector, left from the same place, Xiong Yaoyue, who had always bullied herself, also left from the same place, and Gong Caicai stood in place, not knowing what to do for a while.

Seeing me standing next to me because I was guarding frozen seafood, Gong Caicai suddenly said:

"Yuan, it turns out that Ye Lin didn't lie to me! Our class really wants to go on a wild trip! ”

Huh? Do you mean that lie I made up to pull you out of the suspicious dens of the Science Happiness Sect? Why do you want to go on a wild trip, and the squad leader wants to discuss something with you, a member of the study committee......

That's a 100% lie! At that time, it was impossible for me to predict the prophet, and I calculated that the squad leader really organized a field trip very quickly! It's just a coincidence! You didn't even notice anything suspicious? As Bai Fumei is too easily deceived, it's not good!

I didn't answer about the wild tour, but advised her: "Scientology, don't go again!" It's definitely a lie! ”

Gong Caicai hesitated a little, wanted to refute, but lacked the courage to refute in front of me, hesitated for a long time, and finally mustered up the courage and said desperately:

"The Science of Happiness is not a lie! Didn't Ye Lin also see the power of causal calculation programs? And、And thanks to the law of attraction, my keratitis is cured! ”

That's right, she doesn't have good keratitis and can't change back to contact lenses.

I still don't change my attitude towards Scientology, "What's your keratitis?" Do you say 'keratitis is going to go away' every day, and then it disappears? ”

"That'...... That's not ......," Gong Caicai snorted, "Professor Bai of the Science Happiness Sect said that sometimes you have to use external objects to increase your beliefs, so I listened to Professor Bai's recommendation and went to buy an eye drop......

Professor Nima Bai, you big liar! You might as well stop running a cult and open a pharmacy instead! Gong Caicai's keratitis is obviously an eye drop to treat haode!

Compared with some cults that don't let people take medicine, the Science Happiness Sect is super cunning! Not only allows believers to seek medical treatment reasonably, but also explains the contradictions with crooked reasoning, no wonder some highly educated people and corporate celebrities have been fooled!

Of course, the weirdest thing is the causal calculation program, which actually calculates a lot of my personal privacy, which makes me feel hairy when I think about it.

"Gong Caicai, keep an eye on yourself," I persuaded, "Your keratitis has been cured, and there is no credit for scientific happiness at all......"

"But, but, ......," Gong Caicai defended her beliefs, "it was Professor Bai who recommended an eye drop to me, and I was cured of keratitis......

Gong Caicai's expression of reluctantly opening his mouth, although he was afraid, he never wanted the pillar of faith to be destroyed, made people feel angry and ridiculous.

I see that Gong Caicai is obsessed with the Church of Scientology, which is even more powerful than Xiong Yaoyue's obsession with LOL, and Xiaoqin's cousin, Ren Peng, who squats in the grass every day to learn from Galen, has a fight.

The ancients said: In troubled times, use heavy classics, and rush to the doctor when you are sick...... No, it's a serious illness with fierce medicine. It seems that I have to be vicious to Gong Caicai, so that she understands that she is on the verge of danger, and if she is not careful, she will have to cheat the cult and lose her money and body, and become a typical example of negative education in the teacher's mouth.

So I put on a straight face, slapped my thigh, and scolded:

"You're stupid! At best, Professor Bai is a man who sells medicine! What power can he have? Still the 'Law of Attraction'? According to him, it was because the eye drops strengthened your belief that you 'attracted' keratitis to heal? ”

Gong Caicai, who was scolded by me, trembled all over, but still blinked, looked at me from below, and said:

"That's it......"

I almost poured last night's oil out of my nostrils.

"How can you die without repentance! If you don't repent......"

Before I knew it, the voice became louder, and when I found out, the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue, Niu Shili and others had already returned to the bottom of the stop sign, looking at Gong Caicai with different expressions and shrinking his head and being reprimanded by me.

It's okay if it is understood as a "reprimand", but I am afraid that some people will think that I am threatening Gong Caicai and agreeing to my dirty request.

"Hey, what kind of murder are you doing to my Caicai!"

Xiong Yaoyue walked over and kicked my sneakers, although it was not very painful, but the warning was very obvious.

Then he lowered his voice, put on an unhappy expression with his facial features huddled together, and said:

"If you have a girlfriend, don't mess with flowers, or I'll castrate you!"

Who messed with flowers! I'm advising Gong Caicai to get out of the cult!

The person who is most unaccustomed to someone bullying Gong Caicai was originally the squad leader, and she should have been the first to criticize me.

But seeing Xiong Yaoyue kicking me with her foot and whispering something to me, the squad leader swallowed back the words that came to her mouth, but Sakura's lips opened slightly, as if she had lost something, and her sharp gaze in the past was mixed with a trace of hesitation.

Niu Shili and Xu Lijun played a few games of basketball with me during the summer vacation, and they were already familiar with each other, and at this time the two of them also came up, and Niu Shili said strangely:

"Ye Lin, what are you doing? Bullying Gong Caicai doesn't give you any sense of accomplishment, right? Did you talk too loudly and scare her? ”

Yes! I'm so impressed! I'm so impressed! Niu Shili actually saw the truth at once! Or do men understand men - long live understanding! It is worthy of drinking the same bottle of women's friendship! It can be said that the heart is a woman's inflammation and clean!

(Advertising time: All students who are interested in supernatural phenomena such as telepathy and spiritual links can find a volunteer and try it with him to drink Women's Yanjie) (Note: This is by no means that I want to take revenge on the society after drinking Women's Yanjie, and I want to trick everyone into drinking together!) I swear by Shu Zhe's discipline! If I lie to you, I'll let Shu Zhe be blown up by 100! "Ye and Ye Lin didn't bully me......" At this time, Gong Caicai also defended me, "It's just that he spoke loudly, I was timid, and I was scared ......"

What an angel's face, an angel's chest (?) Conceive! But her personality seems to be particularly easy to attract others to bully her? Gong Caicai's own status in the class is precisely in line with the "Law of Attraction"!

At this time, the students came more in twos and threes, even if there were Niu Shili and other loyal dogs to help, the squad leader was also overwhelmed, trying his best to maintain order in the chaotic atmosphere, and checking the necessary things for various applications brought by everyone.

When there were nearly 20 people under the stop sign, the head teacher, Teacher Yu, got off from a bus, and under the leadership of Xiong Yaoyue, everyone shouted in unison as if they had discussed it in advance: "Hello teacher!" "I scared the other people on the bus into a daze, thinking to myself what happened to this teacher? How do I have to start a class at a bus stop?

Teacher Yu, who had no sense of humor, stepped out of the car, smiled awkwardly at his classmates, and then looked urgently for Shusha's location among the students.

Half of the classmates had already arrived, but Xiaoqin hadn't shown up for a long time, and I couldn't help but feel a little anxious, worried about what had happened to her on the way.

When everyone was playing with each other and exchanging various news since the summer vacation, Gong Caicai actually moved to my side again and defended the Science Happiness Sect:

"Ye Lin, the law of attraction really exists! You...... You see, in order to become bolder, I tried my best to strengthen my faith with the methods taught by Professor Bai, and now I even dare to participate in the class field trip! ”

I see! That's really the time for Xiexie to teach science happiness! However, the reason why a cult is a cult is that there are always some correct parts in it, so that people can be deceived and fooled, and after subtlely, people will be convinced of the big lies in it!

I sighed, "Gong Caicai, if you believe in the law of attraction, it doesn't matter if you believe in it, anyway, you will still be hungry to eat, sick and go to the doctor, it's just a different understanding, maybe it can make you a little more extroverted......"

Gong Caicai was surprised that I suddenly changed my position, and her eyes were full of joy. It seems that she didn't use the "Law of Attraction" in her heart, and muttered for a long time "Let Ye Lin believe me" and "Let Ye Lin believe me", and then came to talk to me! I inadvertently made her wish come true! She really should feel that her prayer has taken effect!

"But!!" In order to correct Gong Caicai's misunderstanding, I hurriedly said the following words, "Don't believe in other theories of the Science Happiness Sect!" When Cao's father-in-law and his father were in Japan, there was a Japanese cult that preached to female believers that naked physical friction with the sect leader can increase 'spirituality', and deceived and raped many female white-collar workers with empty hearts, don't be fooled in this regard! ”

"If Professor Bai wants to rub against your 'naked' body one day, don't promise to know it!"

Half because I started attacking her religion again, and half because I gave a bad example, so I lowered my head with a hot face.

With a slightly anxious gaze, I looked in the direction where Celery might appear.