242 Crazy Old Xu

When I saw Lao Xu, I was really shocked, and I really couldn't believe that he would appear here. My first reaction was that Li Aiguo was inconvenient to tell me something in the text message, so I asked Lao Xu to come to the account and tell me in person? But then I think about it, it's really impossible, there are too many people to find, why bother with Lao Xu?

And Lao Xu didn't seem to know that I was in the number, and when I came in, I nodded and bowed, with a restrained look, and no one dared to offend. Because of the boredom in his heart, the lion had long lost his interest in playing with the newcomers, so a man on our side immediately shouted: "Old man, come here!" ”

Lao Xu immediately trotted over, still nodding and bowing his face, and he didn't even dare to raise his head. And I pushed the man next to me who was about to tease Lao Xu, and then shouted, "Uncle Xu! ”

Lao Xu raised his head and saw me, with a look of surprise in his eyes, and said, "Weizi, why are you here?" ”

Hearing that I was called Uncle Xu, the people next to me didn't dare to say anything, and the explosive lion also looked at me strangely, staring at Lao Xu with a pair of eyes. And I didn't care about them, so I quickly pulled Lao Xu to the bed and sat down, and asked him why he came in here?

Lao Xu didn't answer my question, but asked me why I came in.

"I heard people, aren't you doing well in Luocheng? How can you still be arrested? ”

I smiled wryly and said I got into a fight with someone and was locked up, what about you?

Lao Xu told me that the restaurant he opened was losing money and couldn't support it, so he wanted to come to Luocheng to try his luck. As a result, on the first day of coming, I accidentally entered the women's toilet and was arrested as a hooligan.

A few people next to him listened to Lao Xu's words and couldn't help laughing, but because I was here, they didn't dare to laugh too loudly. And my heart was full of doubts, thinking that this thing was a bit ridiculous, not quite like it was true, but Lao Xu said it sincerely, and there was no trace of falsification. And according to Lao Xu's consistent style, it is really possible to "enter the women's toilet by mistake", but I don't know if it is "mistakenly entered", maybe it is really a hooligan, otherwise why would people lock him up?

However, I don't have the heart to care about the truth of this, anyway, it's always a fact that Lao Xu was locked up, and he was locked up with me, so I definitely have to take care of him.

After I arranged the bed for Lao Xu, I told him to stay here steadily, and he could go out when the day came.

Lao Xu was also grateful to me, saying that he had heard that it was very terrible before he came in, and he was ready to be beaten and tortured, but he didn't expect to meet me in this and change his fate. After Lao Xu finished speaking, he patted me on the shoulder, and said with infinite emotion: "Weizi, you are really getting more and more capable now, not only do you play well outside, but you can also cover your face here!" I have a backer, this time let's see who is still bullying me. ”

Lao Xu's performance was like a dirt bun, which caused the people next to him to snicker, and even the explosive lion snorted disdainfully. Obviously, although I call Lao Xu Uncle Xu, no one in the number can really look up to him. But somehow, I always felt that Lao Xu spoke strangely, which was different from his previous style, but I couldn't find fault with it. I had to tell him that it was okay, you used to help me, and now I should help you.

After some reminiscence, it was not too early, so I arranged for Lao Xu to go to bed early. Lao Xu said a little reluctantly: "Just sleep?" ”

I was puzzled and said, otherwise, what do you want to do?

Lao Xu pulled me and said mysteriously: "I heard that there is a 'show' to watch before going to bed, can you let them perform one for me?" ”

The so-called performance program is a method used by the cell boss to torture the prisoners, and Lao Xu thought that he would be the one who was tortured before he came in, and he was nervous for a long time. As a result, now that I am here, I turn over and become the master, and my tail is cocked, and I want to watch someone else's show. As soon as Lao Xu said this, everyone else in the number became nervous, for fear of being picked by me. And I can't cry or laugh, let Lao Xu go to bed early, there is no show to watch in this number.

Lao Xu lay down stupidly, and everyone else breathed a sigh of relief.

Lao Xu's arrival did not cause much turmoil, but because of his ridiculous words and deeds, everyone in the number looked down on him more and more. If it weren't for my protection, I guess he would have become the most bullied in the number. When Lao Xu first came in, the explosive lion was still nervous, thinking that it was the person I arranged to deal with him - someone of our level, who wanted to deal with it would definitely not do it himself, but arranged a subordinate. Now he sees that Lao Xu is so stupid and doesn't look like a killer, so he also sleeps with peace of mind.

After a night, he got up to eat the next morning, and after eating his share, he felt that it was not enough, so he casually took a steamed bun from other people's plates. The man was stunned, and looked at Lao Xu blankly, Lao Xu crossed his waist and shouted: "What, still not convinced?" Wang Wei called me uncle, what's wrong with eating your steamed buns? ”

The fox was so powerful that I blushed a little when I saw it, so I quickly snatched the steamed bun from his hand, and after returning it to the man, I went to the door to ask for an extra breakfast.

After giving it to Lao Xu, he told him that if you need anything, tell me and don't rob other people's things.

Lao Xu still stiffened his neck: "What's the matter, aren't you in the cell, you don't have the right to eat other people's steamed buns?" ”

I said no, it was unnecessary.

The explosive lion who has always been with me in the well water can't stand it, and scolded lightly for a stupid X. Lao Xu jumped up suddenly, blushed, pointed at the explosive lion and said, "Who are you scolding, you stand up for me!" ”

The Explosive Lion definitely didn't listen to him, and didn't even bother to deal with him, continuing to eat his own food, snorting from time to time.

Lao Xu was even more angry, rolled up his sleeves and was about to go to trouble the lion, so I quickly stopped him and said forget it. Lao Xu turned around and grabbed my arm, and said eldest nephew, uncle has been wronged, you can't ignore it! If you don't clean him up today, I'll die here!"

To be honest, since Lao Xu came in, I have always felt that he is not normal, but I have tried to tolerate him. This time, I finally couldn't stand it anymore, so I let go of him directly, pointed to the wall and said, "You hit, hit me now!" ”

There was silence in the number, no one spoke, and looked up at Lao Xu. Life in the number is boring, and it's finally a little fun, and I must look at it with straight eyes. Lao Xu definitely didn't have the ability to hit the wall, and he held back for a long time before he said aggrievedly: "I'll just joke with you, don't you......"

At this moment, everyone in the number shook their heads and sneered, if it weren't for me here, it is estimated that I would have been buried dead. I also sighed and said okay, let's eat.

Because I'm here, I don't have to do any work in the number. At the end of the day, he sat sullenly on the bed, and only came down when he was reciting prison rules, and the rest of the time he lay down. Soon, it was time to go to bed at night, and I saw that Lao Xu was still unhappy, so I patted him on the shoulder and said Uncle, the first time I came to this place, I may be a little depressed mentally, just go out.

Lao Xu hummed and didn't speak again.

I thought he was fine, so I went to sleep with peace of mind. I don't know how long I slept, but I heard a heavy "uh-uh" sound, as if someone with asthma couldn't breathe. I opened my eyes in a daze, and found that everyone else on the ship had also sat up. I couldn't see where the sound was coming from because of my line of sight, so I asked them what was going on?

Everyone looked frightened, and then they all stepped aside. Then I saw that near the door of the bed, Lao Xu was squatting there, still holding a piece of rope in his hand, and was rigidly wrapped around the neck of the explosive lion. Half of the lion's body was about to hang under the bed, one of his faces was red, and there were green tendons bursting out, and his hands were also holding on to the rope to resist, and his two feet were desperately kicking the wall. The sound of heavy breathing came from the throat of the explosive lion.

Lao Xu strangled the neck of the explosive lion, and said viciously: "You still can't scold me?" Now I'll send you to the western sky! ”

Lao Xu's hideous appearance was like a devil in hell, and no one doubted that he really dared to kill the lion. Faced with this situation, everyone else in the number was dumbfounded, no one moved, and no one spoke. I don't know where Lao Xu got the rope, and I don't know why he killed the Explosive Lion - just because he scolded him? How can it be!

The only thing I know is that Lao Xu must not kill the lion. This is a detention center, and if you kill people here, you won't have any good results, it's completely a life-for-life approach. Of course, I would like to explode the lion to death, but I don't want Lao Xu to pay the price of my life because of this, so I quickly pounced, grabbed Lao Xu's hand, and said Uncle, you let him go!

However, Lao Xu's strength was so great that I couldn't break his hand, and seeing that the eyes of the explosive lion were about to roll over, I quickly turned around and shouted at the others: "What are you still doing in a daze, come and help me!" ”

Only then did everyone react, and they immediately rushed over, grabbing Lao Xu's hand with all hands and feet. No matter how strong Lao Xu's strength is, he can only let go of his hand little by little in the face of everyone's strength. Lao Xu looked back at me with difficulty, with a look of helplessness and unwillingness: "Weizi, if you let go, I will have such a chance to take revenge......"

Avenge?

I was stunned for a moment, and before I could react to what was going on, at this moment, the explosive lion had already escaped, grabbed the rope suddenly, rolled down to the bed, and quickly pounced in front of the iron door, "Boom" patted the iron door and shouted: "Come on, Wang Wei wants to kill me!" ”

At ten o'clock in the morning, the voice of the explosive lion, who had just taken a trip from the ghost gate, sounded very poignant, like a ghost crying, and quickly resounded throughout the detention center......