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[291] It's all cats

Boss Hao heard Boss Gang's words, and while holding the little fat man's hand, he said without looking back, "You and the big lobster and Liu'er will wait for me outside." I'll say something, and I'll be right out. ”

"Grass, are you afraid that we will listen to how it drops? You can just say that. Da Gang said on the side.

"What's wrong with you, don't say that, hurry up" After finishing speaking, he got up and pushed me and Da Gang, and pushed the two of us out, and when we were retreating, the lobster came to our side and went around directly, "Brother Hao, I'll wait for you at the door." After Brother Hao pushed me and Da Gang out of their seats, "Look at the lobsters, and then look at the two of you." Is. ”

Then Brother Hao walked to the side of Mrs. Shi, "Beauty, discuss something." Then he asked Mrs. Shi out of her seat, and finally looked around, but there was no one, and as soon as she put her arms around the little fat man's neck, the two of them began to mumble there. With my head down, I don't know what to do.

Da Gang looked at me and said in a very low voice, "Why does he have a different attitude towards the two of us and his wife, he treats us so horizontally, and he is like a grandson with his wife?" ”

I glanced at Da Gang, "Did you provoke the teacher?" ”

Da Gang shook his head: "Of course I can't mess with it." ”

I'll spread my hands, that's terrible, you can't afford to mess with Boss Hao. Let's go, let's go to the door. Da Gang smiled and didn't speak. Follow me out.

After Da Gang and I walked to the door of the class, the big lobster and the buddies who robbed my boy chicken were all outside, chatting. As soon as I arrived, a buddy smiled and said, "Okay, let's go, toilet." ”

Boss Gang directly denied, "No, you have to wait for Boss Hao, what are you anxious about." ”

The man looked around and said, "Oh, yes, there's one less, so go ahead and let's get back talking." ”

So everyone continued to talk nonsense, nothing more than games, and women. There are also yellow jokes. Everyone chatted for a long time, but Brother Hao still didn't come out, and this time even Dagang couldn't help it, "What do you say Boss Hao talked about with his sister-in-law?" It's been so long and I haven't come out, I don't know if there are so many people waiting for the two of them outside. ”

The people in our class, except for Qi Hao, only Da Gang and Liu Meng don't call her a little fat man, but respectfully call her sister-in-law, Da Gang said, in order to show his admiration for Boss Hao, so he can't go along with us.

It's just that I listened to his words, it was very awkward, I haven't understood the essence of this sentence, and I've always been very incomprehensible, I can't figure out what his Hao boss has to admire, his figure is more than Qi Hao, the two of them have a first-class level of intelligence, regardless of high or low, if you really compare, Qi Hao is still slightly higher, the main reason for this factor, in fact, is still me, I developed Qi Hao. The Mandarin level of the two of them is also about the same, and the scolding is also a sentence of "grass your mother". It's really puzzling. Why would Da Gang admire Qi Hao instead of Wang Yue, from where to look, Wang Yue is the most worthy of his admiration, isn't it.

"What do you say people talk about, the little couple, they have been holding back at school for so long, they don't dare to touch it, they don't have nowhere to do it, they can't all be the same as someone, touch where they want, and broadcast it live at every turn. It's not easy to take a holiday, before the two of them go home again, how can they review a few more times, or a holiday, it's two months, and the two of them don't have much chance to do it, and it's not a place. Do you say no? A buddy naturally said to Dagang's question, "So, give people more time." ”

I smiled and said, "Well, well, everyone thinks of this, that is, Brother Gang is too pure, so he can't think of it." "The reason why I don't say that Brother Gang's intelligence is limited, but change my words to say that he is pure, is because people with limited intelligence, unlimited body shape, and basically don't need any brains to think are really terrifying. Of course, there are those who are not afraid of these floating clouds. Like our lobster. Very good at pushing the limits.

Because after Brother Gang listened to our words, he thought about it and asked, "Then who is the one in your mouth, who is the person who touches it wherever you want, and who broadcasts live at every turn?" ”

"I'm grass, who else can there be, of course it's you, haha. You don't know this" After saying this, the lobster also pointed at Brother Hao to make fun. Actually, I also want to be happy, because Dagang's expression when he speaks is too funny, but he doesn't dare to be happy. The consequences are too severe.

followed by the original author of the phrase just now, "Brother Gang, I didn't mean that. That's what the lobster means. ”

The results are also known. Brother Gang's body language. And the screams of the lobsters.

The lobster's recent screams have become more and more distinctive, and I don't know if it will be applied to the bed screams when he and Xiao Ai were children. Too tender. How do you describe that voice? I thought about it for a long time, and I didn't know how to describe it, but I remember that the sound of the lobster was very similar to the iconic howl of Tarzan in Tarzan, the ape I liked to watch when I was a child.

The big lobster howled for a while, Brother Hao came out, looked at Da Gang playing the big lobster, didn't think about it, went up to help Da Gang ravage the big lobster, and kept saying, "I see you are bullying my boss." While I'm not here, you're bullying my boss. "Watching the three of them fight, I suddenly felt cruel, like two gorillas ravaging a little rooster, but there must be something hateful about the poor man. Who let the lobster you dare to say what we dare not say, and laugh at the people we dare not laugh at.

After ravaging the big lobster, Brother Hao clapped his hands, "Let's find time to have a drink." Anyway, it's time for a holiday, and I haven't seen each other for a long time" Brother Hao's proposal was supported by everyone. Then the people began to discuss the time, the place, and the person.

In the selection of this character who is drinking, everyone carefully studied, agreed, and chosen. It's very serious, because everyone drinks, there is a common problem, I don't like to drink with people I don't know, don't know, or don't have a good relationship, or you know me I don't know, and I don't like it, if you want to know, everyone knows each other, and the relationship is in place, and all of them are in place, and these people are drinking together. If you drink wine in this way, you will drink wine.

In fact, drinking is not a good thing, I feel like it's after drinking, especially after drinking too much, I can't believe it, I started to nonsense, the first time I met, after drinking too much, the two of them hugged each other, and they could claim to each other that they were life and death brothers, and then the next day, the two of them came and went for 1 yuan and 3 fritters and money ink. I've really seen such a scene. So, I drank with people I didn't know very well at the wine table, and when I listened to them, I always went in with my left ear and out with my right ear. For many people, he talked and laughed at the wine table. It's as tender as water, it's all over the place, but the next day you're asking him what he said last night, and he probably can't remember that the version he said last night was 1. 8 versions or 2. 0 version of it.

It's brilliant. He is also a hooligan. And it's still a little hooligan, or an amateur.

Watching the lobster howl, I remembered his cry in bed again, and then, by the way, I also remembered one of the heroines on the bed, Xiao Ai, I originally thought that Xiao Ai was a very innocent good child, although the appearance is not very beautiful, but it is indeed very cute, kind, and sensible.

Once the big lobster drank too much, and said a few words to us, I was also shocked after listening to it, it turned out that Xiao Ai, the kind of girl who looks so ladylike on the outside, is not a virgin when she sleeps with our big lobster. I remember hearing the news at the time, which made me very depressed. Studied but cannot comprehend. Xiao Ai is 100% ladylike, shy, shy, sensible, eh, and knowledgeable. is also a little girl with a very temperament. Let's be honest. The people around her like her. Including me and Dagang, we are the same, we all have a heartfelt like for Xiaoai, just a friend's like.

That time, the big lobster drank too much, and told us that he didn't want to have a hobby anymore. It was a lot of outrage, and I remember being pretty ruthless. Afterwards, the lobster was still a little unhappy, I thought about it, just hugged the lobster and said a word, he looked at me, "What you said is true?" ”

I just nodded, "I swear, it's one hundred percent true." ”

The big lobster smiled and was happy, in fact, I felt that in his heart, if he really broke up with Xiaoai, he would be reluctant, he just needed a psychological comfort, and he needed to find a balance. Everyone wants to be the first man for their girlfriend.

So, I told him that I had kept my secret for many years, and he was quite moral, and he didn't leak it to me.

It's not a virgin girl, and it's not necessarily a bad girl, in fact, there's nothing good or bad, it's just that everyone's attitude towards life is different, the way of behavior is different, and the habits of life are different, isn't it?

When I was anxious with the lobster, Brother Hao said a sentence after drinking, and I remember it very well, Brother Hao clamped the lobster's head under his armpit. first knocked on someone's head hard: "People don't love you, can you sleep with you?" Are you looking for people, or the membrane? Then he yawned, "Without the one below you, how can people break his place." If you want to be a virgin, you want them to be a virgin. "But to be honest, if someone else said this, I would have laughed it off, but it was Brother Hao who said it with his clear thinking, I remembered it, don't say it, it's pretty good.

Actually, virgins are still really worthless. According to the logic of many people, in addition to the current social environment. The virgin is like a wild cat, and the virgin is like a giant panda. This is the gap. All with a place, all with a place, all with a cat word. It's all cats

Everyone discussed here for a long time, and they didn't discuss any results, I looked at them, and I didn't express my opinion, anyway, there must be me, and they want to call whomever they want. I don't care.

We were chatting when my PHS shook. I watched their discussion in full swing, smiled, took out PHS from my pocket, glanced at the calf that turned out to be Chenyang, and I picked up the phone, "I'm talking about calling you." I don't go home for the holidays. ”

As a result, he shouted directly on the phone, "Hurry up, go to the toilet, hurry up." "I shook it first. Then he yelled at Brother Hao and them, "Toilet." Hurry up. After finishing speaking, I was very anxious and ran to the toilet. I don't have the heart to listen to their nonsense.