[584] Brand new files
This toss between our few classes, in other words, our meal. It's not worth it.
Fortunately, there is a big lobster pad back, because from the beginning of the trouble, I and Zhou Orangutan pounced on the big lobster, and then when Brother Xu and they rushed up, Zhou Orangutan did not look back under my advice, and still beat the lobster to death.
The two of us will take a beating, and the lobster will take two hits, and it will definitely be heavy and not light. The lobster got up several times and tried to run, but we dragged it back.
So.
After a toss, in the end, it was Zhou Orangutan and I who begged for mercy in succession, and they let it go with promises.
The three of us lay down on the ground again, and when we had finished our promises, they helped us up.
I also patted the dirt on my body.
The big lobster moaned on the ground for a long time, and no one paid attention to him.
In the end, the big lobster saw that no one was helping him, so he slowly leaned up, looking at Brother Xu and them, "Are you still human?" ”
Everyone laughed, and no one paid any attention to him.
Then, Brother Xu, they also patted the soil on my body for me and Zhou Orangutan. Kick the two of us down the stairs. Let's go buy them breakfast.
I walked with Zhou Orangutan to the city, and Zhou Orangutan looked at me vigorously and didn't speak.
I was a little embarrassed to see it, "Brother Orangutan, what's wrong, keep looking at me." ”
Zhou Orangutan snorted, "You hurt me." ”
"How did I hurt you, me."
"I was hammered by them, and my back still hurts. There were so many onlookers just now, and Qiao Goulu, how embarrassing it is for the two of us to be repaired like this. ”
"It's okay, it's good to get used to it, it's like this when it's noisy."
"But that's not what I'm talking about."
"What's that?"
Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "I was wronged. ”
"What's wrong with you?"
"Little Sixth Brother, you are not kind."
"I'm not being kind."
"You told me to clean up the lobster, I helped you, who knew he had so many helpers."
I smiled embarrassedly, "I thought you knew." ”
"Also, why do you want the two of us to go buy them breakfast?"
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "This is as it should be." ”
"Why?"
"In the morning I took their money and bought breakfast, and then I didn't buy it for them. Didn't let them eat."
"If you don't buy it for them, won't they be able to eat?"
I shook my head, "I bought all the breakfast." So they didn't eat it. ”
"I grass," Zhou continued, "how much have you bought, and can you buy them all?" ”
"More than 40 fires, more than 20 cups of soy milk."
"Why do you buy so much?"
"Xi Yu wants it."
After listening to my words, Zhou Orangutan suddenly stopped leaving.
I paused for a moment, turned my head and pulled him, "Let's go." ”
"Little Sixth Brother, you can pit me, you."
I shook my head, "No, it won't. How could I pit you"
"If you had told me that just now, I wouldn't have helped you, I said why are these people so ruthless, you have done such a lack of virtue for a long time, but you have to be ruthless."
I smiled and said, "Let's go, let's go, go to the city and buy them breakfast." ”
"It's okay now, from baked cakes and soy milk, to hamburger and cola ham sausages. How much is that? ”
"Things in the city are inherently expensive."
"And it's 5 copies."
"Why 5 copies?"
"Chenyang Xiaochao, Huixu lobster, and Brother Ze."
"Just buy 4 copies."
Zhou Orangutan smiled: "That's the one without a big lobster?" ”
I shook my head, "Buy instant noodles for the lobster, he dared to talk nonsense, so he cooked him with me." ”
"I like it." Zhou Orangutan smiled: "Then you also cheated me." Let me accompany you for nothing. ”
"I won't, accidentally, trust me, besides, I told you before, I didn't buy them breakfast with their money."
"The problem is that what you said is too simple, and if I understood that this was the case, I wouldn't be stupid enough to join you. You're still cheating me."
"En, don't talk about that, go to the market, buy things first, or go back and have to toss."
Zhou Orangutan sighed, "Then you go by yourself, I won't go, I'm too lazy to go, my back hurts, and I don't know who did it." ”
"Big lobster."
Zhou Gorilla paused for a moment, "How do you know it's him." ”
"Every time it's over, after tossing, as long as it's a few minutes later, if it's still painful, it's basically the black hand of the lobster, I'm more careful, so I'm okay now, you're a novice, so you're beaten."
"Uncle Cao's, the instant noodles are gone."
"Yes."
"Then you can buy it yourself, little sixth brother."
"No, you have to come with me."
"Why?"
"I don't have any money."
"I'm grass."
"What are you doing?"
"You still say you don't cheat me."
"It's not me who cheated you, it was Huixu who cheated you."
"I said, why do you have to drag me to the city."
"You buy it quickly."
"Where's your money?"
"When I bought baked cakes for Xiyu in the morning, the hundred Huixu gave was not enough, so I added all my own money."
"Can you not be so heavy on sex and light on friends."
"I'm not a person who values sex over friends."
"You roll the calf."
"Hurry, hurry, pay for it, pay for it."
"Grass,. Fooled. ”
"You'd better buy 5 copies."
"Why are there 5 more? Isn't there a portion without a lobster? ”
"I mean, I didn't eat in the morning, and the fifth portion was mine."
"Are you still human?"
"Let's go, let's go," I smiled and pulled Zhou Orangutan into the city.
The two of us bought more than a hundred yuan snacks in it. Zhou Orangutan couldn't stop laughing when he took out the money. There was no special reason, but he found the marshmallow he had eaten a long time ago and now had memories in the market, and this time, Zhou Orangutan was happy, forgot all the unpleasantness, and hummed a little song.
I'm very happy, too. Carrying a big bag of food, followed by Zhou Orangutan, the two of us, not in a hurry or panic, and didn't care about it when the class bell rang, so we walked to the door of our class.
When I got to the door of the class, I looked around the orangutans, "Whose class?" ”
"How do I know" Then Zhou Orangutan looked inside through the crack in the door, and after reading it, Zhou Orangutan turned his head, "I'm grass, it's a foreign language teacher's class again." ”
"I'm grass, why is it his early self-study, and the first class is still his."
"Who the knows. What to do. ”
I thought about it for a moment, then leaned against the wall again, sat down, put the big bag of food on the side, took out a ham sausage, and bit it open.
Zhou Orangutan glanced at me, sat down next to me very cooperatively, took out the ham sausage from the bag, and ate it too.
The two of us turned on the Coke, you look at me, I looked at you, then smiled, began to eat, and sat down in the hallway. Leaning against the wall. It's very comfortable.
The two of us were eating, and the office door opened again.
The two of us were in a unified posture, turning our heads, Brother Zhen still came out with his cup, probably wanting to catch water, and then he turned his head and saw me and Zhou Orangutan. The two of us were holding hamburgers, ham sausages, Coke on the floor, and Marshmallows, Zhou's favorite orangutan.
We stared at each other for a few seconds. Brother Zhen shook his head again, sighed, and then pretended not to see anything, turned around, and returned to the office.
The two of us were also a little helpless, but we were not allowed to enter the class, so we continued to sit at the door of the class and start eating.
Follow Zhou Orangutan to do this, I have a lot of guts.
The principal came to inspect, and he didn't dare to do anything to us, at most he said a few words to us, how could he provoke Shen Ping and Zhou Guo.
The two of us finished eating, started chatting, playing mobile games, and sat cross-legged on the floor. The time of one class passed really fast.
When the bell rang for the end of class, the two of us had drunk, fed, and had fun.
As soon as the door opened, the door of our class opened.
The foreign language teacher looked at the two of us, glared at us fiercely, and then writhed angrily and left.
I smiled with Zhou Orangutan, stood up, and cleaned up the food on the ground, Brother Xu, they also came out, and gave them all food, and when the lobster fart came out to take food, I repaired it with Zhou Orangutan before giving him his share.
If you say you don't give it, you can't really not give it.
During the big recess, a few of us were told to go to the school's political and educational office.
The brothers were very happy, and they all understood that they wanted us to fill in the new file and then eliminate the punishment.
We took a brand-new one-inch small photo from Brother Zhen and went to the school's political and educational office.
The Howling Sky Dog first said that he didn't understand, he didn't understand.
Then we went out and called the orangutan. Zhou Orangutan called Shen Ping. Shen Ping called the principal of No. 1 Middle School. The principal of No. 1 Middle School called the Howling Sky Dog.
During this time, we stood, the howling dog sitting, and drank tea, and when we didn't exist, we chatted continuously, so disgusting.
After he answered the phone, he said that he could not find some of our previous files. We said we didn't need to look for the old ones, we were talking about creating new files.
The Howling Dog said it was impossible. He also said that without the approval of the Education Bureau, it is impossible to establish a new file, saying that ours can still be found, it is only a matter of time, and as soon as the file is found, it will be handled for us.
Then we went out and called Zhou Orangutan, Zhou Orangutan called Zhou Guo, Zhou Guo called the principal of No. 1 Middle School, and the principal of No. 1 Middle School called Howling Sky Dog.
During this period, we not only stood, but also had to clean the political and educational office, wipe the table, mop the floor, and he watched from the sidelines, pointing out what was not up to standard, taking out the garbage, and tidying up things. Moreover, I wiped the ground again, unqualified, and again, I wiped it three times on the ground, and I always felt that if we were really allowed to wipe it again, my brothers would definitely wipe him first.
These things tossed us all morning, after school at noon, that is, when they got off work. The Howling Sky Dog finally found a few of our old files, and then asked us to fill them out by ourselves, get photos, and then ask us to teach 1o yuan by ourselves.
The nose is not the nose when you speak, and the eyes are not the eyes. Nostrils facing the sky.
He succeeded in disgusting us, and almost disgusted us.
But we were very successful in changing the profile.
New archives, blank.
There is not a single black dot.
Feel.
Quite comfortable.
By the way, the sloppy howling dog. Curse his dad.
But thinking about my new file, so clean and happy, it feels like it's all worth it.
also took a phone call to the old lady. Show it off.
The old lady only said one sentence, "This thing is also worth showing off, how can you learn this?"
The old lady's words made me bored again.
But it's okay. That's not a problem. It's just a matter of a while.
I don't live life, I only live my mood.
My world is full of sunshine and love.