Chapter 203: The next time I cause trouble, I must be while I'm there
"Are you alright?"
"Something?"
"Are you alright?"
"It's okay, it's going to be fine!!"
Mu Yuanqi buried his head between his knees in distress, and his little face wrinkled. Just now when he heard the conversation between Mu Zexi and the queen at the gate of Fengyi Palace, he vaguely felt that something was wrong, but there seemed to be nothing wrong, it sounded just that Mu Zexi was unwilling to marry Xie Wei, and the queen intended to let Mu Zexi marry Xie Wei. The two disagreed and argued.
But why did he smell gunpowder?
Mu Yuanqi took a deep breath, looked at the sky helplessly, and shouted weakly: "Come on, bring me a few jars of wine." ”
My sister-in-law said that when I get drunk, I can relieve my sorrows, and when I drink alcohol, I will have no worries. Mu Yuanqi, who regarded Chu Yan as an idol, decided not to bother with these problems anymore, and he didn't know anything when he was drunk anyway.
After Chu Yan put Miss Xie Wei in place, she originally thought that she should wait for Mu Zexi to come over to deal with the aftermath. But before I could think clearly, my feet had already slipped away. Why? What else could it be!! Before Prince Mu Zexi went to Fengyi Palace, he told him to wait in Shou'an Palace, don't get into trouble, don't run around. As a result, Chu Yan slipped out of Shou'an Palace and didn't say anything, but also openly let Miss Xie Wei fall and eat.
Therefore, thirty-six plans are the upper plan. Before Mu Zexi came, Chu Yan decisively left Miss Xie Wei, who was lying on the ground crying wolf, and ran away.
It's just that Chu Yan ran away for a long time before she found that she couldn't find her way again.
God opens your eyes, it is when you are confused in this kind of life, God will always be lenient to you.
I don't know where it is, Chu Yan saw a gazebo, and decisively chose to go over and make up for sleep first. As a result, just leaning against the wooden railing, something suddenly hit me from behind.
When the four children looked at it, Chu Yan thought to herself:, there shouldn't be ghosts in this daylight, right? So I turned my head and saw nothing.
continued to turn around and leaned against the wooden railing, just like a missing person waiting to be found, anyway, this huge palace, it seemed that wherever she ran, Mu Zexi could find it.
However, this time, something suddenly hit me twice in my back.
Chu Yan was immediately on fire, it!! If you don't exert your authority, you dare to make an inch?
However, Chu Yan didn't intend to startle the snake, didn't look back, and continued to sit there calmly, a flying knife slipped out of her sleeve, and suddenly, when the ghost hit Chu Yan's back for the third time, Miss Chu turned her head decisively and quickly, and flew towards the ghost thing.
"Smack"!!
It sounded like a jar shattering. Immediately afterward, a grumbling voice came from under the wooden railing: "Sister-in-law, what did you do to smash other people's wine?" ”
What the hell!!! Isn't this Mu Yuanqi who was imprisoned in Guozijian to study?
Chu Yan was startled, hurriedly leaned out, leaned on the wooden railing, looked at Mu Yuanqi who was leaning outside the pavilion, and asked, "Mu Yuanqi, why are you studying here when you don't have a good study in Guozijian?" Is it because you are afraid of being found out by wetting your pants? ”
The disdainful and dissatisfied gaze swirled back and forth between the wine jar beside Mu Yuanqi and the wine that had been spilled on the ground. At a young age, you actually learned to drink? Outrageous!!! What's even more unreasonable is that she didn't even call her Chu Yan when she was drinking? It's really unbelievable!!
Under Chu Yan's compelling gaze, Mu Yuanqi raised his head aggrievedly, looked at Chu Yan with a pair of apricot eyes, and defended: "Sister-in-law, Yuan Qi didn't pee his pants." ”
He's sixteen years old! How can you pee your pants?
It's just that Chu Yan asked in a very skeptical tone, "Oh, is it?" So what's the wet piece of your crotch? Could it be that your crotch is wet? ”
Following Chu Yan's gaze, Mu Yuanqi also slowly lowered his head, looked at the wet crotch of his pants, and suddenly blushed, and stammered: "Sister-in-law!! It's wine!! Wine!! ”
Actually, Mu Yuanqi's crotch was wet, and he really couldn't blame Mu Yuanqi, after all, it was Chu Yan who smashed the wine in his hand with a dart, so that a jar of wine was accidentally sprinkled on his crotch. This is why people mistakenly think that they are peeing their pants.
However, even if these are explained, Chu Yan will not listen to them, let alone believe them. Who makes this location always make people have so much reverie.
Therefore, Chu Yan climbed over to the pavilion with one hand on the wooden railing, sat next to Mu Yuanqi, and comforted: "Okay, it's wine, it's wine, is it okay?" Look at your eggplant look, was it rejected by the man you like? Or was he beaten by Mu Zexi and was sad to hide and be alone? ”
The man you want? Mu Yuanqi's eyebrows jumped twice, looked at Chu Yan, and thought: Where does he look like someone who likes men? Although he is not fully developed, he is definitely normal. It's not like Cousin Xie Yao, the person he likes is neither male nor female, it's too perverted!! It's just that Chu Yan is his sister-in-law, and if this topic continues, there will be no good fruit.
Therefore, as witty as Mu Yuanqi, he decisively changed the topic. changed to a heavy tone, and asked seriously: "Sister-in-law, you say, do I look like my sixth brother?" ”
"Poof—·"
Chu Yan couldn't hold back, and suddenly laughed. Mu Yuanqi is not like Mu Zexi? Hmm, one is naïve and unlimited from beginning to end, and the other is cold, wise and mature on the surface, but in fact black and naïve, plus perverted. In addition to the fact that the genders are very similar, it is really difficult to tell that these two people came out of the same mother's womb.
However, because of Mu Yuanqi's aggrieved face, Chu Yan was stunned and swallowed back the two words that came to her mouth, and then said with a clear conscience: "Like." ”
Conscience, although Chu Yan didn't have it, but, for the sake of Mu Yuanqi thinking about himself so sincerely and preventing himself from climbing the wall, Chu Yan still pretended that he had this thing.
Hearing Chu Yan's answer, Mu Yuanqi stood up suddenly, grabbed Chu Yan's hand in surprise, and said happily: "Really? ”
It's true? I'll steam your uncle!!!
Chu Yan rolled her eyes angrily and replied, "Mu Yuanqi, why do you have a hole in your brain?" Master, it's not the same for me to spit out two mouthfuls of saliva casually, not to mention that you and Mu Zexi were pulled out one by one after a gap of six years!! ”
"Pull it out?"
Mu Yuanqi twitched half of his face, looking at Chu Yan speechlessly, sister-in-law is really getting more and more simple and rude?
Seeing that Mu Yuanqi didn't seem to be able to accept that he was pulled out, Chu Yan thought about it and changed his words: "Oh, give birth." ”
What's the difference between raw and pulling!! As for this constipation look!!
Chu Yan couldn't understand that in this dynasty, there was no such thing as a caesarean section, of course it was pulled out, she just told the truth, and Mu Yuanqi looked at herself like this.
"Sister-in-law, I, what I'm asking is, do I look like brothers with the sixth brother?"
Mu Yuanqi wrinkled his little face, struggled for a moment, and asked again.
If it was a change of usual, when she encountered this kind of idiot problem, Chu Yan would directly go up and slap her head twice, but at this time, it was Mu Yuanqi, and it was still this frosty eggplant expression, so naturally she still had to endure the itching of her hands, move her mouth and not use her hands, and pretend to be a gentleman.
"Mu Yuanqi, your brain was stolen when you were sleeping, right? If it weren't for Mu Zexi's own brother, your father's old man's head would be green. Besides, if it weren't for your mother's sake, Mu Zexi would have treated you like this? You break your fingers and toes and calculate how much mess he cleaned up for you? When I see you, I look like I hate you and lack my heart? Take the unlucky bear child you called with the Tao Te Ching last time, if it weren't for Mu Zexi, wouldn't your father sue you to your father and take it to the board? Let's talk about the most practical thing, your monthly pocket money has been deducted, if you are not his own brother, he can still give you pocket money? Hey, speaking of which, my pocket money this month seems to be a bit much—·"
"Sister-in-law!!!!"
Sure enough, when it came to pocket money, Mu Yuanqi was sad. His pocket money comes from his sixth brother.
However, after thinking about it carefully, Mu Yuanqi blinked his long eyelashes and asked blankly: "Sister-in-law, do you really think that Yuanqi is the younger brother of the sixth brother?" ”
Hey——·This kid,You must have come out without medicine today——·
Chu Yan nodded helplessly, then opened her eyes suddenly, and roared with her hands on her hips: "You are such a stupid master, I will slap you into the wall and can't pick it out!!! ”
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, Yuan Qi knows. You, you be gentle—"
Mu Yuanqi hurriedly squatted down and hugged his head, for fear that Chu Yan would do something to him.
Chu Yan smiled predictively, "Are you saying, master, I'm not gentle?" Kindness? ”
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Immediately afterwards, in the pavilion, there was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping, oh, no, Mu Yuanqi flew Mu Yuanqi jumped, in short, it was very lively.
Today, Chu Chang was lucky, bumped into Mu Yuanqi, and after teaching Mu Yuanqi well, seeing that the time was almost up, Chu Chang caught Mu Yuanqi as a strong man and led the way for himself.
However, he didn't go far when he saw Mu Zexi standing in front of a palace from a distance.
Chu Yan shrunk her neck, swallowed her saliva deeply, and before she could walk up to Mu Zexi, she was suddenly pushed by Mu Yuanqi beside her and pushed her over.
The waist was wrapped in a pair of hands, and the warm temperature came through the clothes, Chu Yan had a bitter face, and scolded Mu Yuanqi in her heart for being a descendant of the eighteenth generation of her ancestors. He's been plotted!!
Mu Zexi's helpless voice came from the top of his head: "Concubine Ai is still having fun taking a walk?" ”
the !!! This is not the right tone!!
Chu Yan was lowering her head and thinking about countermeasures, when suddenly, her chin was picked by Mu Zexi's fingers and she looked at him.
"Woo woo, Mu Zexi, my feet hurt so much, master!!! Woooooo
Although this move is a bit shameless, Chu Yan is right, and Mu Zexi will eat this set.
Sure enough, as soon as Chu Yan pretended to be aggrieved and pitiful, Mu Zexi sighed helplessly, hugged Chu Chang up, and said with a smile: "I don't blame you, why do you look so aggrieved?" ”
You don't blame the master? Then why did you make such a copy of the king so angry? However, it turned out that Chu Yan was a thief, and subconsciously decided that Mu Zexi would be angry.
As a result, Prince Mu said very indifferently: "The next time you cause trouble, you must be here and there." ”
Is this a tacit acquiescence to causing trouble?
Chu Chang was happy, excitedly forgetting that she was still being held by Mu Zexi, and as soon as she let go of Mu Zexi's hand and jumped up, Mu Zexi's body was unstable, and he stumbled twice, and finally stabilized.
"Can't you, settle a little?"
"What do you want to settle down? Mu Zexi, if I settle down, you will be idle. As soon as you are free, all kinds of juniors and juniors will come to the door. ”
"What are you talking about?"
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