Zhou Zhou endured the transfer of jade beads, and the two villains in his heart kept fighting, and he was unspeakably uncomfortable.

In order to keep the last bit of sanity, he kept hinting to himself, don't hold on, I'm pure!

It seems that something is wrong, and at this time, I shouldn't be stiff.

Zhou Zhou scratched in his heart, and he was so anxious that he jumped to his feet. "My aunt, you can't stay away from me, I'm really fine."

Yuzhu didn't believe it. "I also said that it was okay, but I saw that your face was red and your forehead was sweating."

The two pulled and pulled, you come and I go back and forth for a few rounds, Zhou Zhou felt that if he continued like this, he would die, so he shook off Yuzhu's hand and shouted: "Okay, have you made enough trouble." ”

Yuzhu pursed her lips, very aggrieved, she didn't know what she had done wrong, and looked at Zhou Zhou helplessly.

Zhou Zhou's tongue touched the roof of the mouth, the breath sank into the dantian, the eyes looked at the nose, the nose, the mouth, the mouth and the heart, eliminated distracting thoughts, took a few deep breaths, and only opened Tai Chi on the spot, but unfortunately the venue was too small to perform, and it took a while to open his eyes.

"Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid? I'm a man, pure masters, it's men who get up like this in the morning, if I don't react at all in the morning, then I'm not far from being wasted, understand? Zhou Zhou said in one breath.

Yuzhu was stunned, unable to understand.

Zhou Zhou was anxious and completely speechless. The heart said that you are also the one who has been caught twice like that, what is the specific situation, there is really no B number?

He can't wait to take out the guy now, starting from the most basic physiological structure, a spirit really can't help it, and he runs to the toilet with his legs, and he can't care if Yuzhu really doesn't understand, or if he pretends to be stupid and naïve, he should have promised the director at the beginning, let him get Yuzhu by the unspoken rules.

When Zhou Zhou came out of the toilet, he was covered in Thailand because of the heavy burden, and the refreshment could not be said, of course, the spicy-eyed yurt just now was gone.

Yuzhu sat on the sofa in the living room, with breakfast for Zhou Zhou on the coffee table, and a cup of yogurt on the side of the breakfast.

Zhou Zhou thought, fortunately, he held back just now, otherwise who knows if it will be a cup or a tea set?

Zhou Zhou sat down opposite Yuzhu and looked at her.

Yuzhu also looked at Zhou Zhou with big eyes, and the grievances on her face had not yet retreated.

Why is Yuzhu's eyes always so innocent, is there really a mud without staining?

Nowadays, in this era of developed Internet and information explosion, even kindergarten children are not pure, here, there is actually a superlative, whether others believe it or not, Zhou Zhou believes it anyway.

Believe in her wickedness!

He straightened his face and smiled as much as he could.

"This is a normal physiological phenomenon, mature men will be like this, representing males." Zhou Zhou used both hands and feet, found the right words, and explained carefully. "It's like you girls come to the big aunt every month, and we men will have a big uncle, almost the same thing."

"Auntie? My aunt also came to see me, but who knows when she will come? Yuzhu said softly.

Well? ……

Jojo......

He looked confused and speechless.

Your sister, Yuzhu, you pretended to be stupid and stunned to reach the realm, and there is no one.

"With the current situation, if she doesn't come for two months, you're in big trouble."

"Not to mention two months, it's not uncommon for my aunt not to come to see me for three years."

Zhou Monday's butt slipped to the ground, wiping the sweat on his head vigorously, and a sentence of MMP almost blurted out, Damn, can you be more ruthless, you will kill me.

He stabilized the gallop of 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart, got up with a heavy heart, and sat down on the sofa again.

Your uncle, isn't this aunt his aunt?

The two of them didn't talk about it at all, they didn't seem to be picky, and they were about to be taken into the ditch again.

Not your great aunt, but your great aunt. Oh, how do you say it's good? The eldest aunt is alluding to the woman's coming to that! That, it's a menstrual holiday, a good thing, it's popular.

Zhou Zhou little by little, step by step, tilting his head sideways and talking while watching the changes in the jade beads.

Nima's, even if you are a fairy, there are always a few days every month, don't you bleed? Labor and management still don't believe it! Zhou Zhou finally burst into foul language.

Yuzhu blinked her eyes, listened carefully and thought carefully, suddenly understood something, her face flushed, she quickly covered it with her hand, if there was a crack in the ground at this time, she must have gotten into it.

Zhou Zhou, you hooligan, why do you say such disgusting things. Yuzhu's head was planted lower, and she complained quietly.

Well? ……

Jojo......

Blame me!

Zhou Zhou sighed in his heart, alas, it was originally a question to be sent to the Tao, but the result was chaotic and miserable.

I can't help but want to shout, exam-oriented education kills people!

The advanced sex education that has been shouted for so many years has all been taught to the dog's belly, to tell the truth, the advanced nature should start from the baby.

The atmosphere was very weird, the scene was very embarrassing, and Yuzhu rubbed her hands and didn't know how to do it.

"Hey, I don't seem to have opened the door for you, how did you get in?" Zhou Zhou thought of something, asked to ease the atmosphere, and diverted his attention.

"Ah, how did I get in?" Yuzhu was still immersed in what happened just now, and she didn't react at once, but fortunately she quickly adjusted. "I saw that your door was not closed, so I came in directly!"

"Won't it?" Zhou Zhou's face was not convinced, and he looked at Yuzhu with suspicious eyes. "I remember locking the door, it looks like I'm locking it."

Yuzhu's eyes rolled wildly, concealing. "No, you didn't close it properly, I pushed it casually, and the door opened automatically." Seeing that Zhou Zhou didn't believe it, Yuzhu was anxious, "Is it possible that I can't come in through the wall." ”

Zhou Zhou joked, others can't do it, you are very likely.

Yuzhu negatives, how do you say that?

You are a fairy, what is this little thing, what Zhou Zhou said is a matter of course.

Who said I was a fairy? Yuzhu was in a hurry. If I were a fairy, I would still have to work so hard every day? Besides, fairies don't just want to go through walls.

Zhou Zhou looked at Yuzhu strangely, what happened to this person, she usually told him vigorously that she was a fairy from the sky, and if she didn't recognize her, she was anxious with him, and now she said that she was a fairy, and she stared and didn't admit it.

Zhou Zhou snorted, picked up the breakfast and ate it, too lazy to pay attention to the jade beads.

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