Chapter 167: Fighting Rats
Flipping through the comments of the various immortal families, Qin Yu thought about it and lay on the bed and muttered to himself.
"Chang'e, who is alluring the country and the city in mythological stories, is actually such a face, I'm afraid that the four beauties of ancient times are not much better......"
Qin Yu touched his chin and thought to himself, the word Huan Fei Yan is thin, referring to the posture of the two daughters of the famous Han Dynasty beauty Zhao Feiyan and the Tang Dynasty beauty Yang Guifei.
In the Han Dynasty, it is said that Zhao Feiyan is light and can dance in the palm of her hand, and from a modern point of view, she is either a dwarf or a thin rib, no matter what it is, it has nothing to do with beauty at all.
As for Yang Yuhuan, it is well known that in the Tang Dynasty, where fat was beautiful, she was able to stand out. It is estimated that the tonnage is not light.
Among the four beauties, Diao Chan and Wang Zhaojun are both Han Dynasty figures, and they can be called beauties, they should be similar to Zhao Feiyan, with thin ribs, so they can't see where to go, only Xi Shi is a little hopeful, but unfortunately it is unlikely that she will become an immortal.
Wen Yu under the bed listened to Qin Yu's muttering, and his ears couldn't help but prick up, but all he heard was some messy things.
However, she finally figured out why Qin Yu didn't look down on her, and even Chang'e looked disgusted. It's normal to look down on her, thinking of this, Wen Yu's heart is much more balanced.
"With such a high vision, you deserve to be a single dog for the rest ......of your life," she whispered in her heart.
In the blink of an eye, more than half an hour passed, Qin Yu tossed and turned and didn't fall asleep, but Wen Yu, who was shrunk under the bed, was drowsy, and didn't close his eyes all night. Her eyelids were as heavy as two lead bars.
Qin Yu has unlimited energy, Wen Yu doesn't expect him to continue to sleep, just waiting for him to go to the toilet to give her time to escape.
The so-called sincerity of the heart is the spirit, and the Buddha seems to have received her prayers. Qin Yu suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach, and hurriedly got up and rushed into the toilet.
"Finally a chance!"
Seeing Qin Yu close the door of the toilet, Wenyu was in high spirits, and rolled out of the bed with a rollover, about to grab the door and go out.
However, there are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, people have good fortune and misfortune, today's Wenyu is destined to be unlucky, as soon as she stood up, Qin Yu came out of the toilet, because he found that there was no paper in it.
At this moment, the two looked at each other, there was no eyebrow flirtation in the bloody plot, only full of surprise.
"What are you doing in my room and when did you come in?!" Qin Yu asked with a gloomy face.
Wen Yu suddenly became nervous, and subconsciously touched his waist, where there was a short knife for self-defense.
After inexplicably returning to the base two days ago, Tsai carefully recounted the process before and after he was captured, according to what he said, Qin Yu is a hidden horror master, if he fights alone. There may not be anyone in the base who is his opponent.
Therefore, Wen Yu didn't dare to act rashly, what she was good at was not a frontal battle, and she couldn't even beat someone inexplicably, and she was even more unsure of a weak woman.
"Handsome guy, people don't miss you too much. You didn't answer the phone call, so I had to pay a visit. ”
Reluctantly calming himself, Wenyu repeated his old tricks again, speaking in a delicate voice, as well-behaved as a little sheep.
Others may be fooled by her appearance. Qin Yu was very sober, the harmless beauty in front of him was definitely not a good one.
"Don't give me a lot of care about him, how did you get in, and what are your plans, it's best to recruit from the truth, otherwise don't blame me for destroying flowers!" Qin Yu's voice became deeper and lower, exuding a dangerous aura all over his body, like a cobra that might attack at any time.
"Why are you so angry?" Wen Yujiao said angrily: "People came in through the gate, just went to the mountain to worship the Bodhisattva, passed by your door, and saw that the gate was not locked, so I came in to take a look."
Qin Yu concluded that she was talking nonsense, and when he went out, he remembered clearly that the door was locked by him, and at that time, the family was already asleep, and it was impossible to get up and open the door again.
"It is said that the more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she will lie, it seems that you are an exception, and the lies are not made up with any technical content." Qin Yu said with a sneer.
When he returned, the gate showed no signs of being breached, and it was clear that the woman had not entered through the gate.
There is a back door in the house, but it is rarely opened. It was unlikely that she would come in from there, and after analyzing it like this, Qin Yu immediately knew that the other party must have entered over the wall.
"Handsome guy, don't be so suspicious, I really came uninvited because I admired you. Since you're not welcome, I'll just go. ”
Wen Yu tried to slowly retreat to the door, but was blocked by Qin Yu.
"You take me for a fool, you casually broke into my house without my consent, and now you want to leave easily, where is there such a good thing!" Qin Yu stared at her coldly, in case the other party made a move at any time.
scolded in his heart, Wen Yu knew that it was impossible to get out of the way today, and the plan for today was to fight to the death.
With a ruthless heart, she pulled out the short knife. The movements were agile and fast, and the flowing sword technique made Qin Yu a little overwhelmed for a while.
The short knife was extremely sharp, and Qin Yu had heard Hongye say that the people of the Alliance of Strangers were very cruel, and their weapons were stained with poison that could not be cured. Basically, he will die if he gets it, so he doesn't dare to fight with the other party with his fists.
After dodging Wen Yu's blow, Qin Yu turned around and grabbed the wooden chair and smashed it on her with all his strength, Wen Yu, who was less than a hundred catties, was smashed and flew to the bed, spit out a mouthful of blood, and lay on the bed dying, just now this blow had already injured her internal organs.
"Isn't it, dare to attack me so unbeatenly?" Qin Yu leaned over with a stick in his hand and found that Wen Yu had passed out.
The noise attracted Qin Zilin, who had just gotten up, and stood outside the door and asked, "Brother, what are you doing crackling, are you going to tear down the house?"
Glancing at Wen Yu, who was unconscious on the bed, Qin Yu replied, "What about beating mice, the rats are too rampant now." I haven't been back for a while, and I dare to sneak into my room and do something wrong, so I have to teach me a good lesson. ”
As soon as she heard that it was a mouse, Qin Zilin dispelled the idea of coming in to check, what she was most afraid of was mice.
Tie Wenyu's hands and feet with shoelaces. Then he took a rag to plug her mouth and glued her layer by layer with adhesive tape, Qin Yu stuffed her under the bed, and lay on the bed by herself to sleep.
I don't know how long I was in a coma, but when Wenyu woke up, she was already three poles old. I found that I was back under the bed, struggled twice, and couldn't move freely.
"What's the matter, you like to hide under the bed so much, I'll let you hide enough, shouldn't you thank me well?" Hearing movement under the bed, Qin Yu squatted down and asked with a smile.
When he was tied up, he found that Wen Yu had a lot of dust on her body, and he thought that she must have been hiding under the bed before, but fortunately there was no toilet paper in the toilet, otherwise she would have slipped away unconsciously.
"Woo woo woo ......"
Unable to speak normally, Wenyu could only express her anger by whining on her vocal cords.
"If you're not mistaken, you should also be from the Adeptus Alliance, right?" Qin Yu smiled, his eyes were quite curious to examine her, and asked, "I don't see what kind of abilities you have, show your hands to make me happy, maybe I'll let you go as soon as I'm happy."
Wen Yu was so angry that his chest rose and fell, thinking that he was playing acrobatics, and he was happy.
Seeing her glaring angrily, Qin Yu didn't force her, and suddenly thought that Hongye rubbed a layer of human skin mask off his iron fist face twice that day, and he also wanted to see what Wenyu's true face was.
Hehe laughed twice, Qin Yu pressed his palm on Wen Yu's face, rubbed left and right, and was stunned that she didn't rub out the human skin mask, but rubbed her face red.
Wen Yu already knew what he was doing, and he was even more angry, this face was really good, and he had to peel off the skin if he rubbed it again.
"Strange, how could it not be?"
Qin Yu frowned, put some saliva on his hands, and carried out a second round of rubbing, and the makeup on Wen Yu's face was completely spent. No human skin mask has been found.
"Could it be that this face is real?"
Qin Yu raised his eyebrows, pinched Wen Yu's face and pulled it to both sides, but there was still no gain.
After some brutal ravage, Qin Yu believed that this was a real face, and Wen Yu was already on the verge of fainting with anger, and his eyes were full of hatred.
What she cares about most is her beautiful face, she has never suffered such inhuman torture, and she has no chance to scold if she wants to, so she can only use her eyes to vent the monstrous resentment in her heart.
"I know I'm handsome, but you don't have to keep staring at me like that." Qin Yu said with a hippie smile, reaching out to tear the tape off Wen Yu's face.
The tape was glued to his face, Qin Yu didn't think about pity the jade at all, and ripped the tape apart heavily, Wenyu only felt like he had been stripped of a layer of skin, and tears of pain flowed out.