"Oh, if you don't eat it, then I'll eat it myself!" Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro took the sea cucumber and put it in his mouth, enjoying the taste beautifully.

No way! Anyway, it's an Oriental, don't eat white, don't eat, Jiang Fan's chopsticks are also clamped everywhere, making women make noises from time to time, and the emperor immediately laughs, "Jiang Fanjun is still young, and he accepts new things quickly!" Eat boldly! ”

The most uncomfortable thing is Sun Haijian, neither to eat, not to eat, as long as the chopsticks touch the woman's body, immediately nervously retract the chopsticks, Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro saw Sun Haijian's embarrassment and immediately laughed.

The queen on the side did not move the chopsticks, she has been helping the emperor to pick up vegetables, and she can't eat on this occasion, which is the rule in the palace.

After Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian ate for about half an hour, Emperor Pang Guangjie slapped his palms and smiled mysteriously: "There is also a mysterious dish, this is a very precious dish, don't miss it!" ”

A moment later, the birth pushed the dining cart, and when Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian saw the food in the dining cart, they were stunned, "This, what is this?" Sun Haijian didn't say it, and he was embarrassed to say it before he was sure.

Jiang Fan also saw the food in the dining car, I'm damn it! Where is this food, isn't this? The golden stuff on the plate is like poop! What does this guy mean, he actually uses poop to entertain guests, it's so unusual!

Emperor Pang Guangjie saw the change in Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian's faces, and said with a smile: "Oh, don't get me wrong, this is not the stool in your daily life, this is a specially made golden meal!" ”

Jiang Fan was surprised: "What kind of golden grain meal?" "*** The stool is said to be a golden meal, and the emperor still wants to play tricks on us!

Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro explained: "The Golden Grain Meal is to select a virgin who is fifteen years old among many beautiful girls, and must not come to the eldest aunt for fifteen days, and then feed them precious herbs and food. Every day, they are freshly pooped, marinated in various spices, fried and dipped in special gold powder. This kind of golden meal is not only a great supplement, but also not only prolongs life, but also youthful! ”

After Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro finished speaking, he immediately took one of his stools and ate it, and kept nodding and saying, "Well, it tastes good, you can eat it!" It's precious! ”

Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian almost didn't vomit, damn me! There's something wrong with this emperor, he even eats poop, this guy is perverted! The stool is still fried in oil, put condiments, I rely on it! This is something that only the emperor of the Eastern Ukraine Kingdom can eat.

Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian suddenly lost their appetite, not only did they have no appetite, but when they saw the emperor eating stool, they almost vomited. After the emperor ate a large plate of golden grains, he wiped his mouth with a napkin and smiled, "Why don't you eat it?" This gold grain meal is very expensive, it costs more than 100,000 yuan a plate! ”

Jiang Fan hurriedly shook his head and said, "Oh, this is poop, I can't eat it!" "Damn, no wonder you are ***, dogs can't change eating, that's right!

Emperor Pang Guangjie looked at Sun Haijian and said, "Haijianjun, can you come some?" ”

Sun Haijian suddenly sweated and said: "Oh, you better keep it for yourself, we Chinese people don't eat poop, and only you Oriental people eat this!" ”

Emperor Pang Guangjie shook his head and smiled: "Alas, you really don't know how to eat good things, this is made of a lot of precious medicinal materials, it's a great supplement!" If you don't eat it, I'll eat it!" With that, the emperor picked up his chopsticks and ate them in large gulps.

Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro is very fond of eating golden grains, and he eats the feces on the plate in the blink of an eye, and he licks the plate clean with his tongue, and there is no waste at all. After eating so much fried stool, the emperor burped, "Oh, I'm thirsty, go make a cup of tea!" ”

Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro picked up an empty cup and came into the two bathrooms, Jiang Fan was very surprised, is this emperor stupid to eat, why did he take the cup into the bathroom if he wanted to drink water? Immediately opened the Tianyan acupoint, and saw that after the emperor entered the bathroom with a cup, he pulled all the urine in the cup.

What happened next stunned Jiang Fan, and the emperor drank the urine in the cup! No way! How did this guy drink his own pee? This is too perverted, isn't it?

Emperor Pang Guangjie came out of the bathroom after drinking urine and returned to the dining table, "Oh, what a thirst quenched! ”

Jiang Fan smiled and said, "Oh, Pang Guangjie, what are you doing in the bathroom with a cup?" "I know that he drank urine, but he still has to pretend not to know, otherwise others will not admit it.

To Jiang Fan's surprise, the emperor smiled and said, "I'll take the cup to the bathroom to make tea!" ”

Jiang Fan almost laughed, "Pang Guangjie Shitaro-kun, I really didn't expect you Oriental people to be used to going to the bathroom to make tea?" ”

Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro laughed and said: "I just held back the urine, and the tea I said was to drink this urine!" This guy is not taboo at all, and he said it directly.

Sun Haijian almost squirted rice, and said in shock: "You, you drink pee!?" What are you kidding! ”

Emperor Pang Guangjie said solemnly: "I'm not kidding, I was thirsty just now and drank my own urine, what's wrong?" ”

"Urine is excrement, how do you drink it?" Sun Hai urgently wondered if this emperor was crazy or stupid!

Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro saw the surprised looks of Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian, and couldn't help but laugh and said: "Urine is a good thing, especially our own urine, it's a big supplement!" Especially the first soak of urine in the morning is a great supplement! Urine contains our kidney qi, and if our kidney water is insufficient, it is excreted, so we have to recycle the kidney qi! Otherwise, the kidney qi will be wasted! ”

Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian almost fainted, what is the reason, drinking urine is kidney qi recovery, eating stool is a tonic, is this emperor stupid? It's still too wicked! Jiang Fan's eyes rolled, and he smiled: "Oh, Pang Guangjie Shitaro-kun, I'm going to make tea too, do you want to make you a cup?" ”

Emperor Pang Guangjie immediately nodded and said, "Okay, can you bring me a drink?" ”

Jiang Fan took the cup of Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro, entered the bathroom, and there was really a bubble of urine, and soon urinated a cup, and said with a wicked smile: "Emperor, you can eat my pee!" I think you can replenish kidney qi, ha, ha, it's almost the same! ”

Jiang Fan came out of the bathroom, holding a cup and grinning: "Oh, Pang Guangjie waiting, the tea is here!" ”

Emperor Pang Guangjie's servant Taro looked at the pale yellow liquid in the cup in Jiang Fan's hand, and said with a smile: "Oh, this cup of tea is very clear, and the kidney qi is sufficient!" Big supplement! Hurriedly took the cup in Jiang Fan's hand and drank it all, and he drank a large cup of urine to the point that there was not a drop left.

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