Chapter XXXIII Methods of Education
"Look at you like that! A mobile phone will make you happy like that! Shen Rui pursed her lips and scolded me.
Although Shen Rui was teasing me, I knew that it was well-intentioned and did not have any malicious intent.
I scratched my head and laughed awkwardly.
Shen Rui said while smoking, "What do you want to eat at night?" ”
I said, "Anything!" As long as it's done by the godmother! ”
Shen Rui pressed the remaining half of the cigarette into the ashtray, and the red cigarette butt was immediately extinguished. She got up from the couch and said as she walked to the kitchen, "Slippery head! ”
I stuck out my tongue and grimaced.
Shen Rui glared at me and went to cook for me.
I lay down on the couch and started watching TV.
About half an hour later, Shen Rui was ready.
The two of us sat across the table and started eating.
Shen Rui said while eating, "I heard that your mother is sick, do you want to go and see it?" ”
I frowned and said angrily, "Don't mention her to me in the future!" She's not my mom! ”
She didn't look at me the last time I was beaten like that by Han Lei, why should I go to see her. She's something, I hate her forever in front of me.
Shen Rui said: "I'm just mentioning it casually! ”
I let out an "oh" and didn't speak.
I don't know why, since Shen Rui finished mentioning my mother, I haven't been in the mood to eat, and the picture of my mother is always shaking in front of me.
After eating, Shen Rui cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, and I lay listlessly on the sofa watching TV.
After a while, Shen Rui finished washing the dishes and said to me, "Don't come in for a while." I was interrupted by you just now, and now it's a little itchy again! ”
Without waiting for me to speak, Shen Rui closed the door and locked it from the inside.
I'm in a daze, what's going on? Shen Rui: What is this for?
Suddenly I figured out what was going on, it turned out that I had interrupted Shen Rui's good deeds just now, Shen Rui was not happy, and now she wanted it a little more.
But why didn't Shen Rui let me out? I can't see what she's doing, but I can hear her!
I thought to myself, should I go out and take shelter?
At that moment, a familiar voice sounded in the room.
Hearing this, I couldn't help but get excited, and unconsciously set up a tent below.
It is an absolute torture to only listen to sounds and do nothing.
I ran into the bathroom, closed the door and sat on the toilet.
But Shen Rui's voice still came in from time to time.
I thought I'm going crazy, the sound was so powerful that I couldn't help it as long as I was a man.
Why didn't Shen Rui avoid me? Did she do it on purpose? Does she want to be with me?
But if Shen Rui wanted to, he would have done it for me a long time ago, and he didn't have to wait until now.
I sighed, speechless for a moment.
I can't go any further, or I'm going to make a honeycomb against the bathroom wall.
I sat up, left the house, closed the door and went into the hallway.
At this moment, the girl from the neighborhood came back from school.
The girl wears our school uniform and should be in the same school as me.
The girl greeted me very kindly, and I hurried to say hello to her.
But when the girl saw the tent I had set up, two scarlets immediately rose on her face, and as if she had seen a ghost, she hurried past me, opened the door and went home.
I laughed bitterly in my heart, the neighbor girl must have thought I was a pervert.
There's no way, who made me young? I'm at the age of hormonal spree.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, I thought Shen Rui should finish the business, and took out the key to open the door.
The bedroom door was open, and Shen Rui was sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed in her pajamas, smoking a lady's cigarette one by one, looking like a queen.
"Hiding outside?" Shen Rui glanced at me, then turned back and continued to smoke.
I let out an "um" and sat down next to Shen Rui.
"As for it? This kind of thing needs to be solved for both men and women! Shen Rui said very easily, as if she looked down on this kind of thing, and felt that this kind of thing was just people's instinct.
Without waiting for me to speak, Shen Rui continued: "I don't carry you behind my back, just let you get used to it in the future!" ”
Listening to Shen Rui's words, I almost cried.
My age is the age of youth, and I will react to the slightest movement, so how can I be accustomed to it.
I scratched my head and smiled bitterly: "This kind of thing can't seem to be taken for granted!" ”
Shen Rui said disapprenously: "Slowly get used to it!" ”
Before I knew it, Shen Rui and I chatted until ten o'clock in the evening.
Shen Rui yawned and said, "I'm sleepy, go to sleep." Xiao Nan, you should go to bed early! ”
I nodded.
I never thought that I would talk to Shen Rui for so long, and it was about men and women.
It stands to reason that there should be a deep generation gap between us when we are fifteen years apart, but when we talk about this kind of topic, there is no generation gap.
And Shen Rui also helped me answer a lot of questions related to women, including how to get along with girls and how to make girls want to stop.
After listening to Shen Rui's experience, I really want to give it a try on Shen Rui.
It's a pity that Shen Rui is my godmother, if I do that, I will definitely not be as good as a beast.
But I'm going to wait for me to get married to Ma Jiao, and I'll test it on Ma Jiao to see if those skills are as magical as Shen Rui said.
Shen Rui went to sleep, but because I talked to Shen Rui about the topic all night, I couldn't sleep while lying on the sofa.
The techniques that Shen Rui told me were tumbling back and forth in my mind.
I don't know when I fell asleep.
When I woke up again, Shen Rui was already making breakfast with an apron.
Seeing me wake up, Shen Rui said teasingly, "Didn't you sleep well last night?" ”
I was afraid that Shen Rui would laugh at me, so I immediately shook my head: "Sleep well!" ”
Shen Rui pointed to my eyes and said, "Go and see the red blood in your eyes, and say that you slept well!" What about liars! ”
I jumped up from the couch and ran to the mirror in the foyer cabinet.
My eyes were bloodshot.
I laughed embarrassedly.
Shen Rui touched my forehead with her finger and said to me with a smile: "Go brush your teeth and wash your face, and eat immediately!" ”
I let out an "um" and ran into the bathroom.
After brushing my teeth, washing my face, and eating, I went to school.
Shen Rui also drove away in her car.
When I went to school, I saw Xiaoyu and Xiaojingqi standing next to the wall at a glance, they were looking around with sinister eyebrows, and they were whispering mysteriously, not knowing what they were doing.
I wanted to scare them, but I didn't expect these two guys to be extremely vigilant.
Before I could get to them, I was spotted by Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu beckoned to me: "Zhang Nan, come here!" ”
I suddenly felt bored and walked up to them listlessly: "What do you want me to do?" ”
Xiaoyu clenched her fists excitedly, lowered her voice and said excitedly, "What are you talking about?" ”
Immediately afterwards, Xiaoyu gave me a few photo gestures.
It dawned on me that they must have been discussing how to shoot He Shuhai just now.
When I think of He Shuhai, I get angry. This guy actually recorded a video of me going over the wall on his phone yesterday, and I definitely don't have any good fruit to eat today.
But the thought that I could turn the tables after school in the afternoon made me very excited.
I said, "I thought something was going on!" ”
Xiaoyu said excitedly: "Zhao Zhang, let's discuss the specific details!" ”
I'm really speechless, isn't this an underground job, is it necessary to be so rigorous? Wait for He Shuhai to show the fox's tail, can't we just shoot it directly?
I was just about to speak, when Xiaoyu coughed seriously.
Xiao Jingqi also quickly pulled my arm.
Something must have happened behind me, otherwise Xiaoyu and Xiao Jingqi wouldn't be like this.
I turned around and saw He Shuhai swaggering down the far side of the hallway.
When He Shuhai saw us, he raised his thin lips slightly, and a sneer appeared on his proud face.
I muttered to myself in my heart, today's third class is this old boy's class, why did he come so early today.
He Shuhai will only come if he has his class, and without his class, he usually rarely comes.
Could it be that this old boy can't wait to fix me so early?
As soon as I thought of this, He Shuhai had already come behind me.
He Shuhai turned his back to his hands and said to me in a condescending manner: "Zhang Nan, you go to the teaching office with me!" ”