I don't know if it's an order to pick up a girl now, but even if I soak the little flowers, what can I do?

After studying my crotch for a long time, the result is that I can't do anything, and the other party may use this to eat my food, and I can't resist that snack product!

I was ready to go out early the next morning, but my mother wouldn't let me go out to play, so I couldn't talk for a long time, so I just sat on the ground and cried, and after being beaten, I went out as I wished......

When I arrived at the kindergarten gate, I found that the uncle had already started popping popcorn, and Brother Dog and Long Hair were squatting on the side and watching, I walked over and asked, "How many pots?" ”

The uncle glanced back and teased: "The little boss is here, the third pot is over, and it will be out of the pot immediately!" ”

After a sound that resounded through the world, another pot came out, I asked Brother Dog to take out the cards and bags and start to divide them, and the more cards there are, the more the capital, and the ten parts of a pot obviously can't make much money, so it's divided into thirteen parts.

The uncle sneered while watching from the sidelines, and it took a long time before he spoke: "Little doll, you are really an unscrupulous profiteer, you will get three more profits by stuffing a broken card into it, if you can sell the old man, I will have your surname!" ”

"Uncle, isn't your surname Sun?" I asked the uncle.

"That's right, Sun Guofu, a good name, right?" Uncle smiled and said.

"I'm afraid you can't call Sun Guofu anymore!" I smiled and said, "You should have my surname, called Li Guofu!" ”

Sun Guofu was stunned for a moment, then smiled dumbly, pointed at me and said: "You little guy, you are really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, old man, I'm afraid of you, okay, take back what you said just now!" ”

After a busy day, the eight pots of popcorn were divided into a total of one hundred and five copies, there were only one hundred cards, and the remaining five were given to Brother Dog and Long Hair to eat, after all, people have been busy with work in the past two days, although I let them follow me to earn money, but the occasional little sweetness still has to be given, so that the two of them will not be angry in their hearts!

Give Sun Guofu the rest of the money, I only have about 20 yuan left in my hand, now it's left to see the effect tomorrow, I told my thoughts in the afternoon with Brother Dog, Long Hair, Long Hair doesn't seem to know much about these, but Brother Dog is excited, and he understands it all at once!

"Isn't it just blowing?" Brother Dog said with a look of understanding on his face: "Don't you just want those elementary school students to like this kind of card, and the popcorn itself has become an incidental item, so that they can buy it frantically in order to get a set of gourd baby cards?" ”

I slapped my thigh and thought to myself that in the future, who would say that Brother Dog's brain is not good, so I am anxious with him, such a smart young man can't swing around, I must show him the way!

Long Mao still didn't understand it, so I told him that he only needed to follow the dog, and the rest didn't need to be taken care of!

When I left, I was still not worried about selling popcorn tomorrow, in case I spent the money or ran away with the money after the sale, I have no place to cry, I have to do ideological work for them!

"Do you want to get rich? That's what I ask you! I asked, staring at Brother Dog and Long Hair.

"Yes! Those who don't want to get rich are fools! Brother Dog said excitedly, the long hair on the side also nodded again and again, Brother Dog said to me: "Look, fools know how to nod!" ”

"Do you think it's better to make a small fortune or keep getting rich, and finally become the richest man in our city, then the richest man in the province, and then the richest man in the country....." I asked as I stared at Brother Dog and Long Hair.

Both of them were a little dazed, and for a long time Brother Dog whispered: "How rich is the richest man in the city?" Is there a thousand? ”

"A thousand? So much? Longhair stood up excitedly and said, "Then aren't we haired?" How many longevity cigarettes can you buy for 1,000 yuan! ”

Brother Dog kicked on the long-haired ass and shouted: "So much money and a chicken feather longevity, when the time comes, the state guests will smoke it every day!! ”

These two people are simply tailor-made for the idiom of rat eyes, I calmed myself down and said: "Don't worry, as long as you listen to me, the state guest will definitely let you draw out lung cancer, but we can't be too short-sighted, we have to think in the long run, if you make money tomorrow, this money must not be spent, stay as the capital!" ”

Brother Dog reacted, scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "You have everything for the capital, we just help sell it, you can rest assured, I will definitely not touch you a penny!" ”

"It's not that I'm afraid that you will spend money, you can spend it whenever you have money, but we don't have much money now, if you believe me, in less than a year, I will give you a salary of 1,000 yuan per month!!" I directly promised that in a year, the sales of tapes may not be able to support the two of them for a salary of 1,000 yuan a month, but now I can only paint cakes for them to satisfy their hunger!

Brother Dog and Longhair nodded like pecking rice, I was a little relieved, Brother Dog and Longhair packed the popcorn home, I also went home, and sat there in a daze after finishing my Chinese homework after going home, thinking about whether Niu Jianrong, a bastard, would peep into the women's toilet recently, although I stabbed this thing to Xiaohua's mother, if he didn't do it recently, no one could keep guarding it!

The reason why I chose Xiaohua's mother is because I learned that Xiaohua's father is the section chief of a state-owned enterprise, and the person the section chief has made friends with is definitely not an ordinary person, or he wants to make a big deal and make Niu Jianrong unable to eat and walk around.

Before eating, I deliberately followed the example of a child and went out with Zhao Ye and Wang Jianguo for a while of mud, and the two fought because of the mud, and the ground was full of mud, but people only loved the point in each other's hands, and I was also drunk!

When I got up the next day, I thought my mother was going back to see me off, but I was in a hurry to play mahjong, and I said helplessly: "Mom, didn't you say that you were afraid that my father would be laid off?" Why do you still play mahjong? ”

"What do you know, mom will win money for you, buy you delicious food if you win, and obediently go to kindergarten with this Zhao Ye's mother!" After that, I went out!

Every woman who plays mahjong uses such an excuse to go, and as a result, there are a few wins, I put my schoolbag on my back and waited for Zhao Ye downstairs, and then I went to the door of the kindergarten and found that the dog brother and long hair had begun to sell!

"Super Gourd Baby Cool Cards are out!" Brother Dog held a pack of popcorn in his hand and said: "Do you know the secret of the gourd baby, do you know the story between the gourd baby and the snake spirit, now buy a pack of popcorn and you can immediately get the card of one of the seven gourd babies, not only delicious and fun, what are you waiting for?? ”

These words were handed over to the dog brother yesterday, I didn't expect it to be quite slippery, some elementary school students came forward to see, and some children in the kindergarten were noisy to buy, but it was a hard beating!

There are a lot of elementary school students in front of me, but no one buys them, as for the kindergarten children, I didn't target them at all, Sun Guofu leaned against the wall and looked at the popcorn in Brother Dog's place, squinting his eyes motionlessly, and whispered: "Little doll, the old man, my surname is Sun!" ”

After more than ten minutes, a primary school student finally mustered up the courage to be the first to eat crabs, bought a pack, took out a card of four babies from the bag, and surrounded the primary school students for a while, although I knew that this marketing model would definitely work, but I still couldn't help but feel uneasy!

"Li Qian!!" Teacher Zhao called my name!

When I entered the school, I looked back and saw a large group of elementary school students around Brother Dog to buy popcorn, my heart finally landed, and half of it was sold in less than ten minutes, and some elementary school students began to compare the cards in their hands!

I quietly walked to the edge of the gate and whispered to Sun Guofu: "Uncle, you are not surnamed Sun this time!" ”

Sun Guofu cleaned up the stall without looking back, I was a little puzzled, is this old man planning to retire? The exit asked, "Uncle Sun, why are you closing the stall so early?" ”

"Your popcorn is selling so well, I have no business at all, so I'd better go home early and make cards!" Sun Guofu turned his head and smiled and said, "Uncle, I can touch the light of your little doll again, just wait for me to sell it tomorrow!" ”

I smiled and didn't speak, since I took out this sales model, I am not afraid of others plagiarizing, Sun Guofu wants to find a way to make cards in a few days, and it takes another day to make them, and I can sell them for almost a week!

When I lined up to enter the classroom, I saw a few men squatting behind the women's toilet from the school, obviously preparing to catch Niu Jianrong, and after entering the classroom, I had to change the seat, and this time sitting next to me was actually my Xiaobao who exchanged half a popsicle for his red scarf!

Xiaobao looked at me very carefully for a long time, and suddenly asked, "Did you snatch my red scarf last time?" ”

"I don't know what you're talking about!" I pretended to be stupid and said: "My red scarf was also robbed, that person looks like me, but not as handsome as me!" ”

"Handsome? What is handsome? Xiaobao asked me blankly.

I thought about it and made a very specific example for him, saying: "Look at me, I am called handsome when I look like this, and you are called ugly like this, understand?" ”

The other party nodded thoughtfully, and finally fooled it over, the teacher began to check the homework, the psychological defense line of not doing the homework was too low, and he sat there crying before he could check it, and it was clear who didn't do his homework standing on the podium!

Teacher Li came in and said to Teacher Zhao angrily: "Didn't you say it, don't check your homework, now you're all crying, how can such a young child have time to do homework when he goes home!" You are east, I am west, coax the child!! ”

Kindergarten is different from other places, not only will I not be beaten by the teacher if I don't do my homework, but I will also have to coax it, so I take my homework out of my schoolbag and stuff it into my desk, and then cry!

"Why are you crying? Don't cry! Xiaobao kept persuading me on the side.

I pushed him away and said, "You little fart knows a fart, don't stop my brother from acting!! ”