Chapter 878: A Feng Shui Lesson
Today's weather is a little stuffy, the sky is gloomy as if it is going to rain, the lights in the classroom are turned on, but the classroom is particularly bright, and the new classroom looks comfortable.
Fang Shi had a two-hour lecture this morning, "Principles of Feng Shui Design" for the School of Design.
Standing on the podium, Fang Shi looked at the lecture hall full of students with a smile, being stared at by so many eyes, in fact, he was also a little nervous in his heart, after all, it was the first time to be a teacher.
Slowly glancing, Fang Shi found a few familiar faces, isn't that the person from Xinlan's studio, and Liu Xinlan smiling at Fang Shi, it turned out that she transferred schools with her father, Liu Xinlan's father is the vice president of Seven Star College and the dean of the School of Design.
It seems that Xinlan Studio is also going to move over, I don't know how Pengda will agree to release people, maybe it is the government that has exerted pressure.
Fang Shi quickly glanced at it, and threw the roll call book in his hand on the podium.
"It seems that there is no need for a roll call, the seats are full, and obviously there are many more people coming than on the roster."
Coaxed, all the students laughed.
"My class is called Feng Shui Design Principles, and before I talk about the principles, I first have to talk about what Feng Shui is. Feng Shui is actually a kind of comprehensive evaluation, a comprehensive evaluation of the environment, which includes the objective environment and the people and creatures that exist in the environment, that is, the overall evaluation of a local spatial state, called Feng Shui. β
"It's a very broad concept that can be difficult to understand for a while, so let's start with the basics, which is the impact of environmental factors on people. I'm not talking about those known environmental factors. Like temperature, humidity and whatever. Needless to say, everyone already knows that, for example, if the temperature here is more than 50 degrees, I can predict that the feng shui here is very bad. β
"Haha"
The students laughed again.
"When I talk about environmental factors, I mean what kind of luck is called luck in Feng Shui, so what are the consequences of good or bad luck, just by saying that people will not get an intuitive impression, and they will not believe my empty mouth and white teeth, so let's actually do it now. Let's see what luck is for. β
Fang Shi looked at the excited students, Fang Shi pointed to a table on the side of the podium, there was a stool on each side of the table, a deck of playing cards was placed on the table, and the two stools were painted with mysterious runes.
Everyone looked at it curiously, and they all talked about how to do it.
Fang Shi smiled and let everyone discuss for a while, and then smiled and revealed the mystery.
"This is an ordinary table, the secret of which is in the two stools, and the placement of the table, Feng Shui pays attention to the right time, place and people. The combination of time and place is the local eight-door formation, which everyone doesn't know for the time being. When we understand the objective environment, we can abstract an eight-door array in the small environment formed by this table, and find a good direction and a bad direction. β
"In addition, these two stools are also exquisite, one of them, there is a charm of prosperity and good luck, and the other has a rune of fortune and bad luck, now we invite two volunteers to come up, choose a stool at random, and then come to make a game, so who wants to try?"
Before Fang Shi's words fell, almost everyone raised their hands, Fang Shi smiled, and casually called the two students in the front row, and the two students, a man and a woman, ran up excitedly.
"Chen Meixin, He Caijun"
"Huh? How do teachers know our names? β
"I've seen your roster, there are pictures on it, and the teacher will never forget it."
"Wow! It's amazing! β
Chen Meixin's eyes were full of caution, and He Caijun's face was also full of admiration.
"Does the teacher know where I'm from?"
"Hehe, of course I know, you are from northern Jiangxi, nineteen years old this year, birthday in July, specialty is painting and music, I hate foreign languages, physics and chemistry are basically not saved, height"
"Don't say it, that's a girl's secret, hehe."
There was laughter in the classroom again, and Chen Meixin smiled happily.
Fang Shi pointed to the two stools: "You can choose any one." β
Chen Meixin frowned, looked at He Caijun, He Caijun smiled very gracefully: "Lady first." β
Chen Meixin looked at it for a while, and finally turned her head to look at Fang Shi: "Teacher, which one should I choose?" I don't want the unlucky one. β
Fang Shi smiled: "It depends on your luck." β
Fangshi did not specify a location, let them choose by themselves, and a bad one will naturally choose a stool that is unlucky, which is also a feng shui phenomenon, but I am afraid that no one in this class can understand the ingenuity.
Chen Meixin pouted, and then angrily chose one casually, her reason was that the runes on this stool were more beautiful, and He Caijun naturally chose the other.
The classroom fell silent, and everyone watched the two of them carefully.
Fang Shi pointed to the playing cards on the table and said, "You guys scramble the playing cards yourself, and then put them on the table with your backs up." β
The two of them did so, and a large pile of playing cards spread out haphazardly on the table.
Fang Shi smiled mysteriously, "The moment to witness the miracle has begun!" Now please choose a card for each of you, and then show you, the size of the card is defined by a smallest, K maximum, two ghost cards are the largest, the suit is a spade heart plum square in such an order, do you remember? β
"Remember!"
The crowd replied in unison.
"Very good, Chen Meixin, He Caijun, you can start, everyone, please record the cards they got."
He Caijun smiled and stretched out his hand to signal Chen Meixin to take it first, Chen Meixin smiled, unceremoniously took a playing card, looked at it, and showed it to everyone.
"Jack of spades."
This card is not small, Chen Mei raised her eyebrows proudly, looked at He Caijun, He Caijun chose to choose, and finally turned over a card.
"The King of Spades."
Everyone let out an exclamation of unknown significance, Chen Meixin frowned a little unconvinced, and turned her head to look at Fang Shi.
Fang Shi smiled slightly: "Put it aside." Go ahead and pick a card. β
Next. The two were selected for six rounds in a row. As a result, without exception, Chen Meixin lost, He Caijun smiled, but Chen Meixin pouted gently.
And all the students were surprised, Feng Shui was so powerful that Cheng dΓΉ! Who would dare not believe in Feng Shui now?
Of course, there are indeed those who are not convinced, Fang Shi smiled and asked them to come up and try it by themselves, but although there was an accident, it was the person who sat on the stool of bad luck. The loss of noodles is definitely more than ninety out of five, which has completely proved the storage of feng shui qi luck.
The next course is very smooth, Fang Shi's lecture is also in simple terms, these students who are completely blank for Feng Shui have a strong ability to accept it, and they listen to it with relish, the interaction and atmosphere in the class are very good, Fang Shi is also relieved, I really can't imagine that I still have the talent to be a teacher.
There are still ten minutes left before the end of class. Fang Shi stopped lecturing and assigned homework. Then let everyone ask questions freely.
Looking at the arm that looked like a bush, Fang Shi pointed at a little fat man very casually: "Feng Yongfei, what's your problem?" β
The little fat man stood up excitedly: "Teacher, I, I can, I mean, can you look at the fortune telling?" Can you help me take a look? I wonder if I can find a girlfriend? β
Fang Shi smiled: "According to the rules, a warlock can't help people read fortunes lightly, that requires a consultation fee." β
"Huh?!"
"Moreover, the teacher is a teacher now, and he doesn't do business, what if he shows it to you, others will also see it? But you don't need to look at this question, as long as you can lose fifty pounds, you will definitely find a girlfriend! β
Everyone laughed, and the fat man asked aggrievedly, "Why?" β
"It's very simple, if you can lose fifty pounds, it means that you are very strong-willed, a strong-willed man will please girls, and at the same time, a strong-willed man will also firmly pursue what he loves, as long as you have the courage to persevere, is there a girl who can't be chased?"
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, but the little fat man thought about it and nodded vigorously: "Thank you, teacher, I know what to do." β
"Anyone else has questions?"
The students raised their arms again, this time Fang Shi looked at it very seriously for a while, and then pointed to a girl with a somewhat pale face and yellow hair: "Xing Qiaofen, what is your problem." β
"Huh? I? I didn't raise my hand, did I? β
Everyone looked at this inconspicuous girl in surprise, and at the same time, some people secretly scolded the stupid, don't waste such a good opportunity.
Fang Shi smiled, "I know you didn't raise your hand, but I want to talk to you." β
"Me? Why? β
Everyone also looked at Xing Qiaofen in surprise, this girl is not beautiful, and it should even be said that she is quite ugly, I don't know why the teacher is eyeing her?
"Because you are seriously ill, it just so happens that my girlfriend is a very good doctor, you leave me the dormitory room number, and I will ask her to go to your dormitory at night."
"Huh?!"
"Seriously ill? No, isn't it necessary to have a medical examination when you enter school? β
"Could it be that the teacher is still proficient in medical skills?"
"Nonsense, haven't you heard of the Five Techniques of Xuanmen? Mountain doctors are destined for each other, and medical skills are also compulsory for warlocks. β
Xing Qiaofen's face turned even paler, and Fang Shixu pressed his palm: "Classmates are quiet, Xing Qiaofen don't have to be nervous, although your illness is strict, but your luck is endless, so it will definitely be cured, I am the great master of Xuanmen, and it is very difficult for my students to die." Besides, my girlfriend's medical skills are very high, so I can rest assured. β
"This, this me, me"
"Just leave the dormitory and phone to me later, don't go out at night, okay, it's time, class is over!"
Fang Shi's words fell, and the bell rang for the end of class, but the students were reluctant to leave, but talked enthusiastically, Fang Shi glanced at everyone, beckoned to Xing Qiaofen with a smile, and turned around and walked towards the door with the textbook, Liu Xinlan blinked, jumped up and chased after him.
"Hey, Fang Shi, when did you confirm your relationship with Yu Yao?"
Liu Xinlan caught up with Fang Shi and Xing Qiaofen in the corridor and asked breathlessly.
Fang Shi grinned: "This still has to be reported to you?" β
"Hehe, of course, I'm Yuyao's sister!"
"Then you wait for her to come and ask her, she will be teaching here from tomorrow, you sister has to call her teacher, hehe."
"Huh?! How so? (To be continued......)