Chapter 105: If you don't go crazy, you won't become a Buddha

Zhang Dabiao woke up and was scared awake.

To be reasonable, he didn't know the combat effectiveness of his bodyguards, but the strange man in front of him wearing a military coat and covering his face only took five minutes to let them all go.

Destroy the withered and decayed, chop melons and vegetables.

"Good man, you ask for money, I have cash in the trunk, not much, only 500,000. You're not feeling enoughβ€”"

He untied a wrench from his hand, "The best ice jade, millions still have to be managed." ”

"Fatty, do you think the master is here to ask for money?" Lu Yu said with a smile.

The voice is hoarse and deep, simple control of the vocal cords, and very practical tips.

"This ......," Zhang Dabiao's fat face twitched, "Could it be ...... Are you here for color? ”

I heard that some perverts like men, but he didn't expect that he could encounter this kind of pervert if he looked so stumbling......

Lu Yu was disgusted.

"Beg for sex, I beg you uncle!"

Lu Yu rushed forward, kicked Zhang Dabiao to the ground, and after a combination of punches, the fat man of two hundred pounds lay on the ground and couldn't stop wailing, half of it was really painful, half of it was scared, it was all urinating, and it smelled bad.

Lu Yu pulled out the "Baizi Cut" and said coldly: "If you don't want to be bled by the master, shut up." ”

Zhang Dabiao resolutely shut up.

"Hero, hero, you don't seek wealth or sex, and I didn't offend you, why did you do so ruthlessly......"

Zhang Dabiao felt that he was so wronged, and he wanted to find his mother aggrieved.

Lu Yu sneered: "Fatty, if you are reasonable, it is very unreasonable for your mother to make you so ugly." The master is not happy today, he is very unhappy, he just wants to beat people, and you are so ugly that it pollutes my eyes, so I want to flatten you and beat your out, this is the truth of the master. ”

As soon as he said he would do it, he was going to do it again, and suddenly frowned.

The wind moves.

Lu Yu rolled on the spot, and he could avoid it.

A black shadow sprang out, and a sharp whip swept where he had just stood, and the concrete floor made a muffled sound, and smoke and dust swept all over the ground.

Master.

A master who is more powerful than Xiongzi, Duan Tianwolf and Chen Langya.

The figure is not tall, but it is very well-proportioned, it looks like it is about thirty years old, the stubble is embarrassing, not handsome, but it is very tasteful, and it has a braided head, which is extremely weird. It's a bit like the Wang Xiucai played by Dawn in the movie October Siege, and his temperament is even more outstanding.

"Is it the bodyguard of this dead fat man? It's impossible, a martial artist of this level, with an arrogant heart, how can he degenerate into being a bodyguard? Besides, this dead fat man is rich and rich, and with his style, he really can't afford to use such a character as a bodyguard. ”

Lu Yu quickly touched it.

The master with big braids and a very good fan didn't talk nonsense to Lu Yu, and bounced up, using the way of twelve ways to spring legs, and the sharp whip legs swept towards Lu Yu again, like a thousand pounds, and the tiger was full of wind.

Lu Yu couldn't avoid it, so he had to raise his arm to block it, and he was immediately bounced away, and he was even more suspicious in his heart.

This leg is actually soft.

It can catapult him away without causing him any physical harm.

That is, this guy is leaving his hand on him?

The guy continued to bully himself and forced Lu Yu into a corner.

"Who are you, you shouldn't be that fat man's bodyguard." Lu Yu said in a low voice.

"Lu Shao, it's just a show, I have to thank you for giving this opportunity, that statue of Tang Sancai Heavenly King is in the hands of this dead fat man." The master replied.

"You...... Are you Wang Xuance's person? ”

"My name is Nalan Yuanshu, Meng Zhuangyuanlang can afford it, and he eats under his hands."

"Manchus?" Lu Yu asked.

Nalan Yuanshu nodded.

Lu Yu asked again: "You said that Wang Xuance is the champion, what kind of champion is he?" ”

"The ninth-rate champion Lang, Lu Shao, to make a long story short, you help me play this play, if there is anything you don't understand, if there is a chance, the champion will explain it to you." Nalan Yuanshu said.

Lu Yu had no choice but to agree.

If he doesn't agree, he can't beat this guy.

pretended to be beaten by Nalan Yuanshu, and then ran away, but hid in a corner.

My heart was full of doubts.

Sure enough, Nalan Yuanshu stepped forward and helped Zhang Dabiao up, hugged his fists and said, "Sir, are you okay?" ”

"You...... You are? Zhang Dabiao was even more puzzled.

"It's just a martial artist, the road is uneven, draw a sword to help, my duty as a generation." Nalan Yuan said that he was colored.

"Forehead ......" Zhang Dabiao was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "Master, I have to thank you well, one million, is it enough!" ”

As he spoke, he was about to pull out his checkbook.

Nalan Yuanshu waved his hand, "Sir, I'm not for money, the taste changes when you give money." ”

He clenched his fists again and was about to leave.

Zhang Dabiao's head flashed with inspiration, knowing that he had met a master, and hurriedly said: "Don't leave yet, then I have to at least invite you to a meal." ”

He was motivated to solicit it.

Today, Lu Yu played like this, which scared his guts, this is out of the house, there is no powerful character to support the faΓ§ade, and there is no sense of security.

"This ......," Nalan Yuanshu hesitated.

Zhang Dabiao no longer doubted Dou at this time, and said: "Master, don't shirk it, so let's do it, you come with me first, let me go and change my clothes first, Jianghai Hotel tonight, count me as my ......"

Then the two of them and a few bodyguards with blue noses and swollen faces gradually left.

Lu Yu walked out at this time and muttered: "Mom, what kind of plane is this Wang Xuance doing, and this Nalan Yuanshu has thick eyebrows and big eyes, but he didn't think that he was also an Oscar actor, this trick of wanting to catch the old and indulge, Lao Tzu was convinced." ”

Xia Wanqiu walked over, panicked, "Lu Yu, are you okay?" ”

Lu Yu shook his head and said, "Aunt Xia, I can't explain this matter to you in a few words, I'll send you home first." ”

Xia Wanqiu wanted to ask again, but after thinking about it, she still didn't ask to the end.

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In the car, Lu Yu drove, and Xia Wanqiu sat in the co-pilot.

"You little guy, I don't even know what to say about you." She lit a cigarette and said helplessly.

Lu Yu said with a smile: "Aunt Xia, you also feel that I am immature, I will ask for a thought to be clear, that dead fat man will have to flatten him if he responds to me, and it is not easy to do it on the surface, so I will come in the shade." The tigers and black blind men in the mountains are fierce enough, and they haven't been overshadowed by me a lot. ”

"I didn't ...... I didn't mean to say that. Xia Wanqiu smiled, "Besides, how old are you, you have to vent and grow up when you are a little angry, so I still think you still have a little human flavor, or I really suspect that you are a demon and a monster." ”

Lu Yu shook his head: "Aunt Xia, how can you be so mysterious as you say, don't despise me, but also overestimate me." I'm just a dog calf with a mother who didn't have a father to teach, and I went through some things, and I barely understood six words. ”

"Which six words?"

"If you don't go crazy, you won't become a Buddha." Lu Yu smiled lightly.

Summer and autumn were stunned.

After a long time, she exhaled and said, "Lu Yu, Aunt Xia apologizes to you." ”

"Apologize?" Lu Yu was puzzled, "Which one apologizes?" ”

Xia Wanqiu said: "Aunt Xia is wrong about you, you are worthy of the girl in Allure, she married you, and you gave her a shield from the wind and rain, which is the greatest blessing in her life." ”

"Sensei, Aunt Xia, you have changed so much, I'm really a little uncomfortable, what should I do if I accidentally swell."

Xia Wanqiu smiled lightly: "You guy, you won't swell anyone who swells, so your heart is clear." I don't care about the little things, but the big things are not ambiguous. Lu Yu, if you insist on it, you will be about to die. ”

"Then you have to carry Aunt Xia, don't you?" Lu Yu turned his head with a serious expression.

"I love to hear that." Summer and autumn are full of smiles. c≑c≑

At this moment, Lu Yu frowned.

"What's wrong?"

"Aunt Xia, fasten your seat belt, if there is a condition, I don't know if it's aimed at you or me."

Lu Yu narrowed his eyes, and there was a cold glow in them.

In the rearview mirror, a Lexus and a Land Cruiser are visibly accelerating and approaching.

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