Chapter 70: Outwitting the Robbers
was robbed in the middle of the night, Zhou Zhou shouted for help, thinking that he would get support, but he didn't expect to be ignored.
After a brief moment of panic, the two robbers looked at each other and suddenly laughed, cheering for their evil triumph.
"Little baby, even if you scream, you just scream and cut your throat, and no one will come to save you." The knife-wielding man got carried away and shouted wildly.
Zhou Zhou had a big bead of sweat on his forehead, and he didn't want to fall for a long time, and a group of crows surrounded his head, croaking in a circle.
Ma Dan, it seems that there is no trick, only to fight hard.
He turned his head gently, his eyes were full of I love you, I don't know if Yuzhu could see it, he opened his mouth, ready to shout out the word running......
In the dark shadows, a voice came.
"Young man, you have to use your brain to do things, at this time you shout robbery, it's useless."
A person walked out slowly, with white eyebrows and white beard, looking fairy-like, and seeing a mouthful of white teeth in his smile.
Well? ……
Jojo......
An old acquaintance, an old man who sells watermelons.
Zhou Zhou didn't have time to think about it, the last time he appeared on the rooftop, if it was a coincidence, then this time he appeared at the scene of the robbery, what was the reason.
He was irritable in his heart, and said in his heart, uncle, you are my own uncle, what kind of mess are you making at this time!
Yuzhu is young after all, he desperately stopped the robbers, maybe he can run away, although this old man has a strong appearance, but he is not forgiving in his age, how can he outrun the young robbers.
Keeping a jade bead is enough for a headache, and now adding an old man who has no power to restrain the chicken, Zhou Zhou can only helplessly snort and buy it.
"Uncle, come here." Zhou Zhou was annoyed, but he had not forgotten to respect the old and love the young, so he hurriedly greeted, called to his side first, and then thought of other ways, he was too lazy to scratch his head, and he didn't feel bitten if there were many lice.
Uncle Watermelon heard Zhou Zhou shouting at him, and he came to him.
Originally, when they heard someone talking around them, the two robbers were frightened, and when they saw that it was just an old man who was about to enter the ground, they all let out a long breath, tonight is really exciting, twists and turns, and the sour taste is not wanted.
But it seems that God is helping them to do bad things, first Zhou Zhou asked for help and no one cared about it, and then the person who came was just an inconsequential old man, it was really lucky, and they couldn't believe it.
However, the two robbers didn't dare to wait any longer, their little hearts stopped beating a few times, and then there was some variable, I was afraid that the fire would be turned off directly, so the robbers slowly approached.
Zhou Zhou was nervous, and protected both of them behind him, he unusually put his hands behind his back, as if he was holding something in his hands.
Uncle Watermelon stepped forward and comforted Zhou Zhou not to panic and look at him.
Monday's brain is black, uncle, these two people don't want to buy your watermelon, they want your life.
Uncle Watermelon squeezed his eyes mischievously at him, meaning to see his clever plan.
Zhou Zhou is also convinced, and now he is still in the mood to joke, he is really childlike, he didn't see the knife against the cold light, and he was about to die.
The old man was very satisfied with Zhou Zhou's performance, and when he nodded, he opened his mouth and shouted loudly, he couldn't see that Zhongqi was no worse than Zhou Zhou, and he must have drunk wolfberry water less.
"It's on fire, it's on fire, it's on fire."
Well? ……
Jojo......
I'm in for a big deal! Your uncle, I thought there was some trick, a bullish coax, crazy and cool to blow up the sky, it turned out that it was the same method as him.
This trick just now not only did not work, but also had the opposite effect.
Zhou Zhou took a mouthful of old blood, almost sprayed his face, he had seen unreliable, he had never seen such an unreliable one, he was completely undecided, at this time, in addition to broken eggs, it was still broken eggs.
The two robbers were not only not scared at all this time, but laughed, looking at the old man like idiots, hey, please be louder, no, I'm really scared.
There was silence all around, and as the sound came out, suddenly, as if cold snow drifted into the boiling oil pot, it exploded.
On both sides of the alley, the lights were all on, the voices of people were boiling, there was a lot of noise, people were swarming out, just the five of them, and now they were surrounded by water.
There were those who were empty-handed, those who carried buckets, those who carried basins, and those who were bare-chested with trousers in their hands.
Well? These two men and women who came out wrapped in sheets together, what is your situation? Or, put the sheets down and let everyone see!
"Fight the fire, go out of the water." This is the inhabitants who do not know the truth, and there are many people in that place.
"Kombat 119, what? No one answered. Then call 110, they don't care, I damn it, what do you eat, they all burn their butts, and they actually say such things. What, ask me why I don't call myself, your sister, I don't see that I'm holding my pants with both hands now, all my belongings are here, guess where I took out my phone? A shirtless man with a big trouser in both hands shouted, this is an idle egg pain, make up for it.
"Whoever is on fire, whose ass is on fire." Nima, how come there are so many of them, ready to see the lively schadenfreude, what team?
The most scrambled egg is that there is a family of three, one by two, carrying a small stool, talking and laughing and slowly coming out, shouting to find a good position and take a closer look.
Feelings, they took the fire as a big show.
Zhou Zhou was completely stupid, and the two robbers were completely stunned, and they all stood on the spot, forgetting what they were supposed to do.
It's the same howl, why is the gap so big! Or are those residents whose response has been turned upside down?
Zhou Zhou didn't feel it clearly, and his heart was messy, like 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by, who would explain it, this Nima is really unscientific, it's too special to bully people!
The corners of the watermelon old man's mouth turned up, his eyes narrowed into a slit, he enjoyed Zhou Zhou's current performance very much, and said ostentatiously Boy, are you convinced? Your uncle is your uncle, and if you want to compare with me, you will follow me tenderly.
Zhou Zhou's admired five-body throw, almost knelt, uncle, give you a thumbs up, five-star praise is a must, it's really good.
What are you still doing, now is the best time to show your urine, the old man gently reminded him.
Zhou Monday was excited, the person came to his senses, and then looked at the two robbers, who were still in a daze, he shouted, waved his hands, and rushed forward.
first kicked over a robber, and then came to the side of the knife-wielding robber, and hugged his head to cover the top of the robber.
The knife-wielding robber screamed miserably, dropped the knife and covered his head, and after a while lay on the ground and died.
The crowd gathered around, listened to the explanations of Yuzhu and the watermelon uncle, and slowly understood.
Those who were ready to play soy sauce to watch the excitement sighed slightly, feeling a little regretful in their hearts, but seeing a good show of fighting robbers is better than nothing.
A few strong young men held up the robber who had just gotten up from the ground, and from time to time he gave a black foot and dragged him to Zhou Zhou.
Zhou Zhou was holding his hands behind his back at this time, standing up straight, tucking his abdomen and chest, raising his chin high, and his whole body was full of colorful glow, anyway, what did the rooster look like when it crowed, what he looked like now.
Although he was a little tired, he remained motionless, feeling the admiring eyes around him, and accepting the worship of the crowd.
Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend.
Why hasn't it been so long, and no cute girl has come up to ask for an autograph? Zhou Zhou thought to himself, could it be that I behaved, too low-key, cold and down-to-earth, or I'll have one now, pouting and forking legs scissor hands?
Alas, people can't be too good, it's annoying.
Aside from Zhou Zhou's self-pity there, the robber who was kicked over by him at this time, when he saw the robber who was knocked down, his body trembled with fright, and a fishy smell filled the spot, this time, it was really urine.
My mother, this is still my eldest brother, don't say I can't recognize it, now it's his own mother, and I definitely can't recognize it.
What is presented in front of him now is a pig's head with a blue nose and swollen face, and a bloody pig's head, and pimples bulging one after another on his head.
How dark does this have to be to beat people like this?
This is also a knife-wielding robber deserves it, who told him to have a knife in his hand, Zhou Zhou will abolish him as soon as he comes up, in case he is messed with by the other party, he will hang up here if he doesn't say it well, and at that time, it will be useless to give a martyr.
The robbers forgot that their pants were still ticking, and looked at Zhou Zhou in fear, just looking away, this is a practitioner, but I don't know if it's a yuan baby or a god? Ordinary masters have absolutely no such lethality.
Zhou Zhou looked at the robbers, and finally proudly announced the answer, he put the hands behind his back to the front, there was no other in his hands, only a pair of black leather sandals with a heel of ten centimeters, and the heel of one of the shoes had been discounted.
Standing on the periphery of Zhou, the buddy who was holding the big pants in both hands just now was holding the pants in one hand and the mobile phone in the other, excitedly reporting to the police.
Well? ……
Jojo......
He looked his pants up and down, and a doubt filled his mind.
Big brother, where did you get your machine from, could it be that your pants are a treasure with another space?
Or are you using your own products?
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