"Zhou Zhou, the door is open, the lazy worm gets up." Yuzhu called for the door outside the house.

Since coming to Zhou Zhou's house, Yuzhu decided to come over every morning to call this lazy worm, Zhou Zhou felt that this method was very good, and he was happy to sleep peacefully, and gladly accepted it.

Zhou Zhou's sleepy eyes were sleepy, his mouth yawned, and he opened the door in a daze, muttering a sentence. "Why is it so early?"

"It's still early, and if you don't get up, you'll be late."

"I think it's better to toss my alarm clock, your alarm clock is not only more punctual than it, but also noisier than it, and the neighbors have raised opinions." Zhou Zhou grumbled.

If the neighbor is there, he must have a look of contempt, what does this have to do with us, and he will be shot while lying down.

"Blame me, every time you sleep like a dead pig, you don't respond for a long time." Yuzhu smiled and walked in very casually, putting the breakfast in her hand on the coffee table, just like the mistress of this house.

"Does your ass still hurt?" She asked with concern.

Zhou Zhou looked at her with a resentful face, and he was speechless!

Why doesn't it hurt, try to break your ass in half! It's been the third day, and he is still walking with a limp, which confirms from one side that he fell from the air last time, but the fall was not light.

The group of birdmen in the company are all special bastards, and they really responded to that sentence: no matter how high you fly, no matter how painful you fall, they are all killed and buried.

If it is thrown higher again, it is estimated that in the past few days, the grave grass has grown.

Yuzhu held back a laugh, ordered to wash up quickly, prepare too early, and then went into the bedroom to clean up.

Zhou Zhou stunned and entered the bathroom, as if he didn't think there was anything wrong with living like this.

On the bus, facing an empty seat, Zhou Zhou and Yuzhu gave in for a long time, no one refused to sit, and Zhou Zhou almost blurted out - I will sit with you!

Finally, he resisted the impulse in his heart, because he knew, impulsively punished.

"Young man, seeing that you two are so polite, can I sit down?" An old man asked.

Although there were not too many people in the car, the two didn't pay much attention, this was Zhou Zhou turned around and looked, it turned out that he was an old acquaintance, an old man who didn't sell watermelons.

"Sit down, uncle, it's just for you." He put his arm around the old man and asked him to sit down.

"Hey, thank you." The old man was very satisfied with Zhou Zhou's performance and nodded approvingly.

Zhou Zhou shook his head indifferently, feeling that it was just a gesture, what should be done, he was a young man in the new era. "No thanks, if you can return me the watermelon money last time, I thank you."

Yuzhu snorted, then grabbed Zhou Zhou's arm with a smile, and looked up at Zhou Zhou with a happy face.

Well? ……

Old man......

Young man, don't look at my old age and foolishness, you lie to me, I don't remember this thing.

Besides, how long has it been, and you are still thinking about this stubble, that is, less than ten yuan, how picky you are!

The old man sneered, smiled slightly, did not entangle with Zhou Zhou on money, and boasted: "Little couple, true affection." ”

"It's not ......," Zhou Zhou wanted to explain.

Yuzhu pulled him beside him, he ignored him, and then said fiercely at the old man of the watermelon, don't say it if you can't speak.

Zhou Zhou was a little puzzled, how could the usually knowledgeable, gentle and graceful Yuzhu not deal with the old watermelon when he met him, what is the relationship between the two?

The old man just laughed and ignored Yuzhu. "Young man, it's not the uncle who said you, just now you should take the initiative to sit in the seat, and then hug her, this is the rhythm of the sister, what do you think in your heart, you have to take action, otherwise, you can only be destined to be single, and watch others show their affection and sprinkle dog food."

Well? ……

Jojo......

Uncle, get up, I won't give up my seat.

Can't take care of the mood of a single dog, you have to say it so bluntly, isn't it?

The uncle squeezed his eyebrows at Zhou Zhou, his mouth was tilted a few times towards the jade bead, and his snow-white beard was jumping, and he actually looked naïve. "In this regard, you should learn from my old man, pick up the girl, the absolute technical work, not my boasting, when I was young, I liked my girl, but I was in ten miles and eight towns."

Well? ……

I strangled and knelt in all directions.

Zhou Zhou wiped the sweat from his head ashamedly, and he couldn't see that there was a story behind the old man.

Uncle, you are so awesome, do your family know?

If you make a face, you can blow it, no one will treat you as a dumb person.

Zhou Zhou pulled her down to him, pretending to be serious, how could he talk about the old man like this? Older people love to be confused and put on old qualifications, but we can't be confused, at least respect must be there.

Well? ……

Are you sure you're helping me, boy?

Yuzhu snorted in her nose, a little disdainful.

Why, he has a grudge against you? Zhou Zhou thought to himself.

Yuzhu was very well-behaved, looking at Zhou Zhou tenderly, as if to say, listen to you.

"Fairy." Zhou Zhou asked sideways, since Lan Bingbing's family came back, he has changed his name to Yuzhu Fairy in private, if he doesn't call it, he can't do it, but she can easily handle it, what is not a fairy?

And every time she calls the fairy, Yuzhu is so happy.

"Did you really just say one word to Lan Bingbing?" Zhou Zhou finally asked the confusion in his heart.

"yes, yes." Yuzhu said affirmatively.

"I don't believe it, you can't do any magic on her, do you?"

Yuzhu opened her teeth and danced claws at Zhou Zhou, changing, changing, turning Zhou Zhou into an ugly monster.

Zhou Zhou smiled happily and continued to ask, then what did you say?

Quite simply, I'll just say that Miss Yao Wei has basically agreed to appear in this advertisement.

That's right! A word woke up the person in the dream, slapped his head on Monday, and understood everything.

Yao Wei, the other heroine in the peach scandal, is the one who fought with Lan Bingbing for her boyfriend.

Yuzhu skillfully took advantage of the woman's jealousy, and easily got Lan Bingbing in one plan.

God, why didn't I think of that? Zhou Zhou looked at Yuzhu adoringly.

You see, you did it, but everyone took the credit on me, it's so unfair, I'm going to make it clear in the company today.

Zhou Zhou is rarely so conscious, and he is usually very good at pretending.

It's a big deal. Besides, if you didn't personally order me to go with me, there would be no follow-up.

In front of him, she always looked at him and never asked for credit.

That's different.

The same, it means that you have a unique vision, which is called: between the strategy and what, and the decisive victory is outside of what.

Yuzhu said this, which made Zhou Zhou embarrassed, but he was very happy in his heart.

Besides, you're not afraid of another fall in the ass? That's not just about breaking in half.

I...... Zhou Zhou opened his mouth and stammered.

She made so much sense that she was speechless.

Yuzhu, you're a little swollen!

Now I can't learn how to learn badly, which pot is not opened and which pot is mentioned.

Is it really that those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black?

Ahh

You have to think about it, it's a reward of 50,000 yuan, Zhou Zhou reminded in an accented tone.

Yuzhu shook his head indifferently, hugged Zhou Zhou's arm with both hands, and did not forget to lower his head, and rushed to the old watermelon who had been beside him, looking at the two of them, snorted, and made a proud face and stuck out his tongue.

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