"Wait a minute, wait a minute." Just as the elevator door was about to close, a girl rushed over as she ran, screaming, and a gust of wind was blowing.

Zhou Zhou was by the door, and he didn't think about it, and helped press and hold the door open button.

A solid body rushed in and crashed into Zhou Zhou's arms, and Zhou Zhou instinctively leaned back in order to stabilize his body.

Because only in this way will he not be knocked down, so that he will not be injured by such a strong body.

Fortunately, before the girl rushed in, with his usual experience in games, he took the initiative to turn on the blood shield defense, and stood with his hands crossed over his chest.

It's an exaggeration to say that he was knocked down, and there are a bunch of people behind him to support him! Standing meat pads.

At this time, behind Zhou Zhou, there was a loud babbling, and then some dissatisfied words, Nima, your sister's, I rely on the mantras one after another.

Zhou Zhou was not ambiguous, and returned them one by one silently, and even added a lot of unique local greetings, he is a pure man with urine, not a soft persimmon that anyone can pinch.

However, in terms of face, he still has to show generosity, hurry up and apologize, sorry to compensate, and his head is a little dizzy.

Judging by everyone's performance, his Qiankun Great Shift cultivation was very successful, and he already had the seventh layer of skill.

He thought to himself: When you come down, you have to step up your leveling, save more experience, and point up your mental method, once you reach the ninth layer, there will be no problems.

I thought again: No, I am not to blame for this, why am I saying good things here, I am wronged and there is a debtor, and I was shot while standing.

"You? ......" Zhou Zhou was about to complain about the daredevils who came in at the end, the culprit of the whole thing, but he felt that his eyes lit up, and he saw a pair of big and flashing eyes, which were watching him intently.

"Jia Ling!" Zhou Zhou saw the person who came clearly, and immediately felt happy, the last person who came in was no one else, it was the fat girl who warned him many times on the road that day and saved his life several times.

It's really a life where not to meet, thinking about the car door that the girl held for him earlier, and the elevator door he held for her today, it's really fate!

There was a moment when she was stunned because she didn't ask for the girl's contact information, but today she magically appeared in front of her.

Zhou Zhou immediately put on a smiling face, and was about to say something, when the elevator alarm sounded inopportunely.

Overloaded, there were a lot of people in the elevator, this time came in, the area and volume are relatively solid, a figure that can top two, it is difficult not to overload.

At this time, according to the unspoken rules, the last person to come in should take the initiative to quit.

Zhou Zhou looked at the girl, the girl is twenty-two or three years old, her complexion is still good, white and tender with pink, full of youth, young is good.

He motioned for her to exit with his gaze, then closed the elevator door and went up.

After all, everyone is very busy, in a hurry, and now it is the rush hour for work, and it is not easy to wait for an elevator.

But the girl didn't seem to have any intention of quitting at all, just clinging to Zhou Zhou, looking at him intently, smiling.

The people next to him were a little impatient, muttering quietly, gloating at Zhou Zhou with their eyes, and the meaning in their hearts was very clear: You want to let her in yourself, what do you do now? Deserve!

Don't you learn from Lei Feng, we support you, if you want to be a good person, do it to the end, hurry up, everyone is ready to applaud you.

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Zhou Zhou saw everyone's eyes like thieves, like flying knives 'swishing' in all directions, unable to prevent it, he sighed silently in his heart.

Uncle, this is especially pulling hatred.

Count, it's still me high-spirited, don't go out again, it is estimated that these people are like torches, and they can make him into a barbecue, but I don't know whether to roast a whole sheep or roast a suckling pig?

However, Zhou Zhou is a dog, and in the eyes of many fans, it should be treated differently and protected.

In these days, it is difficult to be a good person, and it is difficult to be a good person! The old people who fell down on the street can't be helped casually, except for the rich, of course.

Zhou Zhou moved his feet and wanted to take the initiative to go out, but in the final analysis, he was still not thick-skinned enough.

But the fat girl stood in front of him, and he didn't mean to get out of the way, and he was embarrassed to push it.

In the stalemate, one person's mobile phone sang a song, the person took out his mobile phone and fed a few times, I don't know whether the communication signal in the elevator is not good, or there are too many people to interfere too much, in order to hear clearly, he walked out of the elevator, walked back and forth at the door and made a call.

Zhou Yiyi smiled, don't guess, this guy uses a moving number.

Someone seized the opportunity and decisively pressed the upward button, completely ignoring the man's shouting.

The elevator finally went up smoothly after such a small episode, with cheerful music.

The elevator climbed slowly, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and experienced the convenience brought by technology, since there was an elevator, many people would not climb the stairs.

Just as everyone was doing the last relaxation before going to work, suddenly, three quick and short crisp sounds came out, echoing in the elevator like a beam, and someone farted out of place and regardless of the occasion.

This fart, with seven points of arrogance, but also three points of gentleness, stubborn and twisted to this world, this fart sound, fully contains the fart person, and wants to be happy and afraid of the bad influence of many people, want to cover up the complex and contradictory mentality.

As soon as everyone's noses tightened, their brows furrowed, and the greetings in their hearts rose directly from their parents' generation to their uncles, and even a few ruthless people, with greetings for more than three generations.

A strong smell does not weaken because everyone cocks their noses, but takes advantage of the gap between people's breathing to quickly and accurately drill into everyone's nostrils, stimulating everyone's taste buds.

Carefully identify, it is still the original formula, or the original taste, this taste, sour and enjoyable, quite unforgettable, this taste, makes people homesick.

Fart, this thing is very complicated, and it is recognized that it is not a good thing, but there are always two sides to things, and farts are the same, depending on who produces them first.

As the saying goes, those who fart are proud, and those who smell farts are dejected. In this situation, it is unknown what the mood of the perpetrator is, but everyone who smells the fart is in a terrible mood.

Some people can't help it anymore and have to wave their palms and fan them in front of their noses to reduce their exposure to odor and relieve their flushed faces from holding their breath.

The person next to him was unwilling, and said in his heart how could this person be like this, he was really selfish, and some of his qualities were good!

Besides, everyone is in the same trench, and they are all under the influence of fart, why are you fanning me? The space is not big, if you fan it, I won't have to absorb more, what will I become? No, I can't afford to lose that.

So he also sped up the fan, so some people sped up the fan, a fitness movement of the whole people to shake their hands, in this narrow elevator, in full swing.

There are a few people who usually like to hold their mobile phones, shake them around in their hands, and use them to exercise and remember their steps, and they are silently thinking in their hearts, Ma Dan, although they smell stinky farts and are unwilling, but today they definitely overfulfilled the walking task, which can be regarded as compensation, and it is better than nothing.

As the saying goes, loud farts don't stink, stinky farts don't stink, serial farts are loud and smelly, and it's really not wrong at all.

Alas, how can a low-carbon life be emitted so casually! Have you applied in advance, and have the emissions exceeded the standard? As a human being, you really can't be so nonsense.

Throwing * in the toilet - stirring up public feces.

People stared at each other angrily to see who had committed such a myriad and unspeakable act of evil.

Whoever fart, stand up and promise not to kill him.

In the end, everyone's attention gradually focused on Zhou Zhou and the fat girl.

Zhou Zhou looked at the fat girl with a smile, although he didn't fan, but his flushed face also revealed the true situation in his heart.

He is also human, and he is also afraid of smell.

Originally, he wanted to make a joke and listen to the 'accent' girl who was not a local, in order to alleviate the embarrassing scene, but if he opened his mouth, there would definitely be a large amount of gas to take advantage of the void, and the gains outweighed the losses, so he endured it, and endured it so hard.

Zhou Zhou thought, this fat girl is different from a thin girl.

If a thin girl wants to fart and encounters such an occasion, she would rather hurt her body and hold back; Or just look at the empty space and squeeze it out secretly, at least after the fart is squeezed to pieces, people can be traced, so that they will not be in the limelight like now.

And the fat girl, open-minded, bold, usually does not do things so many twists and turns, farts are generous, quite powerful, if you don't make a sound, you are a blockbuster.

Judging from the strength of the voice and the sound effect, this fart is not as light and subtle as the Emei faction, but it is quite profound and sharp of the Wudang faction, but the righteous and bright place implies murderous intent, which is simply domineering.

Zhou Zhou's mind was thinking endlessly, thinking about what he should do if he was in this environment?

First of all, it is adjusted to conference mode; Then, just shake it.

He thought, in doing so, will everyone be less embarrassed even if they knew, and laugh at each other?

Zhou Zhou's mind was wide open and his thoughts were flying.

The girl's big eyes flickered, looking at Zhou Zhou, revealing purity and innocence.

Zhou Zhou suddenly felt that something was wrong.

It's not good, it's murderous! More intense than just now.

The eyes of the people around him, following the girl's gaze, focused on Zhou Zhou's face, that look, as if after everyone's three sessions, the result was already clear and clear, and if he didn't confess and be lenient, it was estimated that he would resist strictness and cause death.

I'll go to his uncle's, won't I? There's no dog today!

Zhou Zhou really didn't expect that how could it be such a result in the end, it was inexplicable.

In other words, if you don't let go of a bad person, you can't wronged a good person! Looking at this posture, everyone would rather kill three thousand by mistake than let him go.

Zhou Zhou estimated that someone was already silently in his heart, greeting many generations of women in his family, he couldn't suffer, turn on the group sending function, and greet all the people back, he is a man with urine, pure.

Under the gaze of everyone and the murderous gaze, thinking that the fat girl had helped him more than once, Zhou Zhou sighed, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and reluctantly raised his right hand.

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