【456】 Important items
This is a black 111 mm Swiss Army Knife, which belongs to the largest model of the Swiss Army Knife, almost twice as long as the smallest 58 mm.
The black hilt is inlaid with a shield cross, and the Swiss proudly have their flag on it, hoping that their country will have the same indomitable spirit as the Swiss Army knife.
Seeing that I was only interested in this saber, Wu Sheng introduced to me that this was a diplomatic gift received by his father, and it was called the "Captain of a Hundred" model on the market, but this knife was specially made of high-quality steel, and all the spare parts were also specially reinforced, which was definitely stronger and more durable than the ordinary "Captain of a Hundred", and it was not an exaggeration to call it "Captain of a Thousand".
Captain of a thousand? Thousand-torn? This military position seems to have played an important role on the battlefield in ancient Rome and in the era of Genghis Khan! In various online novels, there are also frequent descriptions of "Spartan commanders" (although I'm not sure if the Spartans had a thousand-commander, but the Persian army that fought against the Spartan 300 warriors unmistakably had a thousand-commander or even a thousand-commander).
The largest model of 111mm, the customized upgraded version of the Centurion "Centurion", such a Spartan Swiss Army knife, is a good thing that I can't even buy!
Although I want it very much in my heart, I am still embarrassed to take such a diplomatic gift from others for nothing.
"That, Brother Wu......" Sure enough, it was a short hand, so I directly changed my name to Brother Wu Sheng, "Such a precious knife, isn't it inappropriate to give it to me?" ”
Wu Sheng sighed with a wry smile, "The spirit of the Swiss Army Knife is to encourage people to overcome difficulties to pursue a better life, but my problem is that I am not afraid of difficulties, but I have no concept of 'good life' and don't know what is worth pursuing." I haven't used this knife once since my father gave it to me, so it's better for you to take it away, because I always have the urge to hurt myself when I hold it......"
Did Nima kill herself by cutting her wrists! Commit suicide by cutting your wrists with a Swiss Army knife as a diplomatic gift? You have not only hurt yourself, but also hurt the friendship between China and Sweden! In this case, I will accept this "Thousand Commander" unceremoniously, and I will definitely make the best use of it to give it new vitality in my hands!
Excitedly, I took out the 111mm Swiss Army Knife from Wu Sheng's box of personal belongings and checked it in my hand, which was neither light nor heavy for me, holding it gave me a comfortable sense of weight and security.
"Brother Wu, I'll peel an apple for you to eat!" I immediately wanted to put the Swiss Army Knife to use, and by the way, I would like to express my gratitude to Wu Sheng.
Opening the main knife, which is also about 111 mm long, I found several rows of capitalized English characters at the root of Xueliang's main knife, the first row is "VICTORINOX", according to Wu Sheng, this means that this saber is the Victorinox saber, and another Vigo saber is the only authentic brand called the Swiss army knife.
"I ...... I'll help peel the apples......" Qin finally mustered up the courage and walked up to us.
I was about to hand her the saber and the apple, when I noticed the expression on her face, as if she had seen something in particular that she wanted to touch.
Personally, I think that as long as it's not a pseudo-mother like Shu Zhe, boys like Swiss Army knives, right?
So Xiaoqin's little overlord personality hidden in the depths of her heart, will she have a bad idea and want to take my Swiss Army knife for herself? Like the kidnapped big brother Optimus Prime?
This Swiss Army knife contains a cork drill, a corkscrew, a can opener, a taper, pliers, a hacksaw, a wire stripper, scissors, an electric lamp, a ballpoint pen, a magnifying glass, and even a toothpick...... It's a Transformer in another sense entirely!
Will Xiaoqin hide the saber for some reason and never return it to me! I can't ignore this possibility, her inexplicable excited expression looks suspicious!
"I have to get my hands on Ye Lin's favorite things, so that Ye Lin can't do without me."
She wouldn't use this logic as a guideline, would she? Could it be that I will use a Swiss Army knife in the future, and I will have to submit an application to you, the custodian?
I made up my mind not to let Xiaoqin touch my "thousand-captain", I peeled the apple for Wu Sheng myself, although it was crooked, the round apple was cut into a polygon by me, but Wu Sheng also had a bad appetite anyway, so he took two bites out of politeness, and then put it aside and continued to say to me:
"You can take over my role as the evil young man of Jinling, and you can let me go abroad to recuperate without worry, which is a great favor for me. Please take these other gadgets as well. ”
The contents of the small box, which are basically related to Switzerland, come in small denominations of Swiss francs, including coins of 50 centimes and 5 francs, and a small bell with a tapestry ring of the Swiss flag, which is said to be a miniature version of the Alpine cowbell.
One of the most striking is the fridge magnet depicting a dying lion, which is said to have been taken from the Lucerne Lion Monument, one of Switzerland's most famous attractions, to commemorate the 800 Swiss guards who died protecting the French royal family during the Revolution.
This lion has such a bitter expression! Shot in the back, dying...... But for the sake of your commemoration of the "Swiss 800 Warriors", even if you are unlucky, I will keep you.
Zuihou is a Swiss quartz watch with a bright yellow bracelet, a well-known Swiss watch, but this watch does not seem to be very expensive, and it is a simple style for children.
All the things added together, I'm afraid it's not as valuable as the "Centurion" Swiss Army Knife I accepted, so I simply stopped refusing and accepted it all.
"Brother Wu, I have the cheekiness to ask you for so many things, if you have anything to do in the country in the future, I will definitely help!"
Wu Sheng nodded, "I may trouble you then, but these things were originally Swiss souvenirs, and now I have to go to Switzerland, and it's useless to keep them." ”
Celery stood behind me, looking intently at the Swiss Army knife in my hand.
"Look at what, look!" I said vigilantly, "This knife was given to me by Brother Wu, what do you want a knife for a girl?" ”
I took out the children's watch in the wooden box and said to Xiaoqin:
"If you can wear it, this watch will be yours!"
Although it wasn't a Swiss Army knife, it was something I gave her after all, Xiaoqin happily took it, gritted her teeth and put it on her wrist, not to mention, she really let her wear it.
Feeling the pain in her wrist, she smiled unnaturally.
"Ye Lin, and Wu ...... Brother Wu, Xiexie, your gift to me......"
It's not bad, for Wu Sheng, who looks like me, Xiaoqin finally succeeded in fighting androphobia once, and said half a word to Wu Sheng.
Wu Sheng just nodded and smiled, as if the twilight man was saying, "You young people must be happy!" ”
I saw Qin wearing a children's watch on her left wrist.
"It is said that men are left and women are right, and you don't wear them on your right hand?"
"Because, because Ye Lin's watch is worn on his left hand! I must keep up with Ye Lin! ”
I couldn't do anything with Xiaoqin, so I flipped through the small wooden box at random, but found that there was a Wu Sheng's ID card pressed under the souvenir.
"Huh? Brother Wu, you can't just put this thing away! I said, "My aunt lost her wallet on the bus in the past, and her ID card was taken to open a bar, and then the bar owed 5,000 yuan to the Netcom company, and the Netcom company went to my aunt to ask for it!" ID cards can't just be left in the hands of others......"
Wu Sheng pushed his hand and motioned for me to let him speak first.
"This ID card was done when I was 16 years old, and when I turned 18 this year, I got a new ID card, but the window staff made a mistake, she gave me the new ID card, but the old ID card was not destroyed, and I brought it back by me in the information, so I have always had two real ID cards that are valid at the same time."
I looked at the photo on my ID card, Wu Sheng was already more depressed when he was 16 years old, and because of his younger age, this photo really looked like me.
"I heard Director Cao say that you don't want to sign your real name in the cast list when you play the evil young man of Jinling, and still use my name, which is good for the film, but I have wronged you!"
No, I'm not aggrieved at all, I did this to avoid myself from becoming the fourth well-known character to play the villain in the 28th Middle School after the village bully Liu Heigou, the profiteer Xu Weiyang, and the traitor Wang Fugui!
"Since you want to use my name, it is inevitable that there will be occasions when you need to register your identity, such as being invited to the film awards ceremony, press conference, etc., you need an ID card to pass the door inspection, before you use your name back, take my extra ID card, and try to play a 'happy' me!"
"How can this work?" I excused myself, "It's one thing to play your stand-in in the film, it's another thing to play you in real life!" If Director Cao's micro-film really won the award unreasonably, you should come back to receive the award! ”
Wu Sheng waved his hand, "I don't even value life and death anymore, do you think I will value an award?" Besides, didn't you promise to help me with my chores in the country? You have my ID card, it's not that acquaintances can't tell the difference between you and me at all, doesn't this save me the trouble of returning to China? ”
"This ......," I still vaguely felt inappropriate, "Brother Wu, aren't you afraid that I will use your ID card to do bad things?" ”
"Alas," Wu Sheng sighed, "I said it, I don't care much about life and death, if you can use my ID card to do something happy, you can just do it, maybe I will get a little fun from it." ”
Wu Sheng said so resolutely that I had no choice but to accept my ID card and promise Wu Sheng that I would not use it to do anything that bothered him.
Soon it was noon, and the nurse brought Director Cao to Wu Sheng to order a haode lunch, but Wu Sheng had no appetite, and he urged us to go out to eat, and we would see each other again in the future.
Walking out of the clinic with Xiaoqin, I discreetly tucked the Swiss Army knife in my trouser pocket and held the wooden box containing the souvenir in my other hand.
Xiaoqin suddenly said: "Among the things sent by Brother Wu, the ID card is the most useful......
"Huh? Isn't it a Swiss Army knife? It's the best Swiss Army knife that even you covet! What can an ID card be used for? ”
"Yes...... Useful! ”
Xiaoqin's face turned red as she spoke.
"What's the use? Is it like the thief who stole my aunt's purse, and took it to apply for a conversation? ”
Xiaoqin snorted, extremely shy, and stumbled and said:
"If you have an ID card, Ye and Ye Lin can use it to ...... Used to ...... with me Open...... Open the room! ”