328 Mysterious old man
A few security guards looked at it, and it turned out to be the four big characters "No. 1 in the world". These four words are written out with a mop, which looks like a silver hook iron painting, full of momentum and profound meaning.
"Someone has described me in those four words." The old man said proudly: "When I was young, I was admired by everyone. So I sent these four big characters to me. ”
"We're tired of hearing it." One of the security guards said, "You have to start with this sentence every time you tell a story. But we really can't talk to you at work time now, if we are caught by Gao Yang, it will be over. ”
"Hey, I don't have the iron-blooded style of a soldier at all, I'm afraid he will do much" The old man puffed out his cheeks.
"It's not that I'm afraid." A security guard said this, his tongue turning, and he didn't know what to say.
The old man saw that several of them stopped talking, so he had to sigh: "That's a pity, I'm still going to tell the story of my own pressing at the bottom of the box." ”
Since several security guards were unmoved, they seemed to be iron-hearted.
"Hey, my love affair with a female zombie in the Qing Dynasty seems to be lost in this world." The old man shook his head and smeared it on the ground with a mop: "You laymen never know what it's like to have sex with a female ghost. ”
After speaking. The old man turned around and was about to leave. If you want to indulge in the past, you want to promote and suppress first.
"Wait." The security guard finally couldn't help it and called out.
"What," the old man turned his head lazily.
"Say it," said the security chief, "you say, we listen." ”
"I'm not afraid that Gao Yang will find out," the old man put the mop on the ground.
"You speak quietly, we still stand like we do now, just pretend not to listen to the story, no one is allowed to laugh, do you hear it?"
"I hear you." Several security guards had a frenzied look in their eyes.
"In that case, then I'll be ugly." The old man walked back again, continued to wipe the ground with a mop, and said: "It was still the end of the eighties, and several geologists came to Fengyang Village to survey the terrain on the mountain. ”
Several security guards nodded, it was a story handed down by the older generation, but no one took it seriously.
Later, the people in the village found out that these geologists worked during the day, and they also secretly did not know what to do in the mountains at night. But they are state functionaries. Who dares to ask, but I'm not afraid, who am I, I am a famous bully within a radius of dozens of miles. ”
When the old man said the word "bully", his eyes widened, and everyone thought it was very cola, but no one dared to laugh.
"I took a few brothers with me, and I touched the mountain in the middle of the night. That's what I knew. Their gang is not a geologists at all, but the eyes of the caves, you know, they are responsible for finding the tomb, locating it, and then letting other professional tomb robbers do it. ”
"This group of eyes is very skillful in their methods, and the various tools for exploring the cave are also very advanced, not ordinary petty fights, but a well-trained team. From this, it can be seen that they must have discovered the tomb."
At the same moment, Gao Yang was playing with the white and soft buttocks of a high school girl in a private room. Gao Yang found that compared to the mature woman who has experienced a hundred battles, he still likes this kind of young and shy chick.
It's like a mimosa. At the slightest touch, it shrunk into a ball. It greatly inspired Gao Yang's protection as a man.
Now this little girl is like a shy cat, burrowing into Gao Yang's arms. Make a grunting sound.
"That's enough." Gao Yang suddenly said coldly: "I'm going to go to the hot springs." ”
"Won't you take me with you?" said the girl in a coquettish tone.
"It's a bath for me alone." Gao Yang smiled softly and gently pushed the girl in his arms. The girl moved to the side with interest and looked at Gao Yang faintly.
Gao Yang stopped looking at her, put a bath towel around his body, and said, "You can go to other baths." And he went out.
Along the way, Gao Yang has always had a yin face. People who knew him didn't dare to say hello when they saw him like this, swallowed all the words into their stomachs, and walked over from the side. In fact, Gao Yang was not in a bad mood, but was thinking about some messy things in his mind. When Gao Yang thought about things, it was this expression.
Gao Yang lowered his head, he first heard a frolicking sound, and then when he looked up, he saw the four security guards holding their stomachs and laughing.
The old man standing in the middle was talking about something with his eyebrows fluttering, and his chaotic eyes were also bright.
At this time, the old man was saying, "That Gege has been dead for hundreds of years, but the strange thing is that her body is not the slightest bit decayed, and it is so white and elastic. She gave me a wink, and I was so fascinated by her that I didn't care about the companions I had come with, and I jumped over like a fool."
When the security guards heard the highlights, their eyes widened one by one, their ears pricked up, mixed with the sound of someone swallowing saliva, and it was obvious that they were once again immersed in the old man's story.
The old man's voice was sometimes loud and sometimes small, but the security guards didn't notice it. When the old man's voice became quieter, the security guards unconsciously moved forward, and over time, they did not stand again.
Gao Yang frowned, he was no longer ready to give these security guards another chance. As the saying goes, he is a leading figure in an underworld gang, if there is no majesty, who will obey him again
Gao Yang deliberately made heavy footsteps, and to his surprise, the security guards didn't hear it.
Gao Yang paused. He had personally tried the skills of these security guards and knew what kind of strength each of them had. When facing danger, look at the first time and perceive the existence of murderous aura.
But now, they didn't even hear Gao Yang's footsteps, and they were still listening intently to the old man's story.
Gao Yang paused, he suddenly became curious about the old man. What kind of story can attract four well-trained veterans to nothing
The old man's voice drifted over intentionally or unintentionally: "The beautiful zombie Gege killed my friends one by one, and walked towards me when he saw it. Although I am a heads-up king, but where have I fought with this kind of thing that is not human for a while, my heart is flustered, my crotch is hot, and I actually pee"
When the four security guards heard this, they burst into laughter. They just like the sharp twists and turns in the old man's story.
Gao Yang also smiled, he found that this old man used both hands and feet to tell the story, as if he was at the scene at that time. Oh yes, there's an idiom that describes this, it's called immersive. Tsukasa Kamiike died.
Gao Yang's culture is not high, and he is happy that he has thought of an idiom.
"Although I pee, I can't care about cleaning up, and I can't do anything in the face of this zombie that has been dead for hundreds of years. Especially since this zombie is still so beautiful, I am even more helpless, where to get my hands on it, so I watched that Gege walking towards me. My hands and feet felt like they were pinned, and I couldn't move. ”
At this, the four security guards held their breath again. Gao Yang couldn't help but turn his ears sideways, and he also wanted to know what would happen next.
The guy looked me down for a moment, and finally his gaze stayed on my crotch. Because I was scared to pee just now, my crotch was wet. Gege looked puzzled in her eyes, then stretched out her jade arm, and a slender jade hand stroked my crotch again."
At this, the old man suddenly stopped.
The four security guards were anxious: "Hurry up, what happened?"
"And then that's it." The old man sold Guanzi: "I'll talk about this today, and I'll continue tomorrow." ”
"No," the security guard stopped the old man's way: "I have to finish the story today, what happened to you and that Gege?"
"My mouth is on my face, and I can speak whenever I want." The old man shook his head triumphantly, waved the mop in his hand a few times, turned around, and suddenly saw Gao Yang a few meters away.
The four security guards followed the old man's eyes and also saw Gao Yang. At the same time, their bodies also began to tremble.
All four of them thought the same thing: it was over.
The old man was also flustered, and took two quick steps, trying to rush past Gao Yang. Unexpectedly, Gao Yang suddenly stretched out an arm and blocked the old man's way.
"I don't dare." The old man looked timid, and pleaded with a wrinkled face.
The four security guards did not dare to come out. At this time, they themselves are difficult to protect, where dare to help the old man intercede
"You come in with me." Gao Yang said coldly, and then took the lead in the bath.
The old man was a little confused, thinking that he had misheard. I looked left and right, and I had to follow in.
From beginning to end, Gao Yang didn't look at a few more security guards. The security guards first rejoiced that they had escaped, and then wondered if Gao Yang had brought the old man in to punish him inside
This single hot spring pool in Goyang is absolutely not allowed to be entered by outsiders. It's not surprising that an old man who cleans up will be allowed in this time.
But then the security guards were worried about the old man, and they all knew that the old man was probably more than lucky.
"It's a pity, that story hasn't been heard yet." A security guard sighed.
"You don't have a conscience, first I hope the old man can come out safely."
"The hall master probably won't have trouble with an old man who cleans," the head of the security guard put his ear to the door of the bath. But the door was so soundproofed that you couldn't hear it at all.
"Maybe it's just for him to clean up inside, let's not go too far." A security guard came to a conclusion and stood back in his place.
"I hope so." The other security guards also took their places back to their seats. They quickly emerged from the grief that the old man was about to be in danger, and immersed themselves in the story they had just had.
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