Chapter Seventy-Nine: A Precursor to Explosiveness
The next morning, the teachers began to be divided, and the teacher Dongfang still taught us Chinese, and served as the head teacher, the male teacher with glasses taught mathematics, it is said that the surname is Huang, and the relatives at home have something to do with the Education Bureau. And this person likes to climb the flames, although he has only been in school for a semester, he is already notorious.
Xiaohua has been in class normally, but if she doesn't understand, she will touch the wound on her head, and the school also notified Xiaohua's parents, and she didn't come after learning that there was no big problem, people in this era are not so hypocritical, and it's normal for children to bump and bump, even if it's a girl.
Ma Xiaoxiao handed over the transcription ten times on time, and the teacher Dongfang was not blind, so he was so angry that he threw the homework directly at the door after reading it, and shouted: "Stand at the door for me, when will the handwriting on this be the same and come back, Li Qian, what about yours?" ”
I knew I was going to finish because Xu Ru also wrote it for me. Walk up to the podium with your homework. I pinched my homework and whispered, "Teacher, I'm an honest kid, I know it's not right to find someone to write it for me, but such a huge task is simply not something that people can do, I confess." Can you stop me from getting out? ”
Teacher Dongfang stared at me for a long time and said, "Okay, you just stand inside, when the handwriting is the same, let's talk about it." ”
In the morning, I sent books, arranged seats, cleaned the classroom, and when I ate at noon, both legs were standing cramps, and after changing the seats, Xiaohua and Xu Ru next to me were transferred, which was a very happy thing, but I really couldn't laugh when I looked at the two people next to me now.
"Li Qian, the three of us can sit together is a perfect match!" Xiaobao said with a grin.
"That is, in the future, the three of us will cooperate with each other, and there will be no problems in the exam at all." Xiao Yong said with a righteous face: "Don't be afraid, I and Xiaobao are covering you." ”
I feel like my world has collapsed. These two goods can be destructive to two Xiaohua at will, not to mention that Xiaohua is still a girl, and it's a bit fun to kiss or something if she has nothing to do, but now?
Sitting in the position, I breathed a sigh of relief, and thought to myself, this is the rhythm of God for me to make good students every day, and the heavens are at the mercy of the people. You must first change their tablemates, pay attention to their homework, go through the baptism of teasing, and finally wash the lead and see through the red dust, so as to achieve a generation of scholars!
Ma Xiaoxiao covered his head and wrote his homework, Xiao Yong patted Ma Xiaoxiao very blindly, and asked quietly: "Old Ma, ask you something, I will imitate your handwriting to help you write, how about twenty at a time?" Absolute credibility, the teacher can't see it at all. ”
Ma Xiaoxiao turned around and said, "Get out!" ”
Seeing that there was no way over there, Xiao Yong smiled at me, and I hurriedly said, "Stop, I don't have any money." ”
After a few days of copying, several pens were wasted, and when I went to the cafeteria to eat at noon, I saw Changmao at the school gate, and I didn't know what to talk about standing there with the porter, so I walked over and said, "Oh, Brother Zhao, why are you here?" ”
Chang Mao was flustered for a moment and said: "Your family is poor, I have some unused newspapers on hand, so I can use them for you to wipe your buttocks, so I can save money on toilet paper." ”
The porter looked at me for a long time and silently turned around and entered the house, and I scolded in a low voice: "Your uncle, is my family so poor?" ”
"Here's the newspaper for the past few days, take a look." Longhair said as he shoved a ball of newspaper into his hand.
After the concierge came out, Changmao hurriedly said, "I still have something to do, so I'll go first!" ”
I saw the porter holding a roll of toilet paper in his hand, and the uncle handed it to me and said: "Child, this is sinister, brotherly morality is the first step, don't make friends with those unreasonable, today this roll of toilet paper is given to you, I hope to take care of it in the future." ”
I know that this old man sits in the gatehouse and has nothing to do to watch martial arts every day, and his speech has become weird, and several times there are children who are scared by him during the holidays, I took the toilet paper and hugged his fist and said: "Thank you for the gift of treasures, see you in the future, you will live or die." ”
"The bloody rain and bloody wind are all over the city, the singing and dancing in the Wanhua Building is flat, who knows that Qingfeng slaughters more, and finally folds in the three-inch flower skirt." The uncle said with a look of seeing through the red dust.
I can't stand this old man, I hugged my fist and said goodbye to the rivers and lakes in the future, turned around and left, returned to the dormitory, opened the newspaper and read it day by day, Feiyue began to open up the rectangular channel, and then we and the rectangular sales lawsuit also occupied the headlines, and Zhao Yong finally broke away from Feiyue, and started a tape factory by himself, called the bee chrysalis tape, the investment is very small, and it is reported in the small section of the newspaper.
Two days ago, our lawsuit with Rectangle came to an end, and Rectangle Sales compensated 1.7 million yuan, and Li Chong compensated 100,000 yuan for leaking trade secrets, causing significant losses to Era, and was detained for three months.
And not only did we sue Li Chong, but Feiyue also sued Li Chong and accused him of framing, Feiyue never instructed him to give false testimony to frame Era, I have to say that Guan Jiajia's ability to cross the river and demolish the bridge is very good.
However, there is also an entertainment newspaper mixed in with these newspapers, and the headline is where the era is sacred, and stars from all walks of life have praised it, I feel comfortable after reading it, and now I am waiting for those fans who are chasing stars to buy it wildly!
After reading it several times, I always felt that the newspaper sent by Long Hair was a little strange, and it can be said that it was completely left for future generations, and the porter would naturally deliver it to me at that time.
Toilet with a newspaper? Newspaper? Lavatory?
I suddenly laughed dumbly, even Changmao now knows how to play code words, the afternoon class is simply a torment, except for the class of the teacher Dongfang Xiaobao and Xiaoyong dare not have small movements, the rest of the class these two people do not stop for a moment, either Dongdong here is to ask East and West, annoying I want to stand at the door.
After the lights went out at night, I made a report and rushed to the toilet, and as soon as I entered the toilet, I saw the long hair lying on the wall, and the goods hurriedly said when they saw me coming: "I thought you didn't understand, I wanted to leave just now." ”
"Don't worry, my brain is better than yours." I said angrily: "What's the matter, hurry up, the toilet stinks, the next joint is different, this kind of toilet meeting is a bit too disgusting." ”
"Okay, then I'll say it quickly." Long hair thought for a while and said: "In the past few days, many people have felt that our factory has begun to become famous, and even some local star-chasing students have come to the door of our factory to see, in recent days, I feel that the factory is about to become a tourist destination, and some large wholesalers around me have also found me several times, do you want to negotiate with them, where is the price stuck, originally I said to Tian Dazhuang that you don't need to ask you about this, but Liu Xu said that you may be in the layout, in case it is broken, it will be bad, let me ask." ”
"You tell Gao Ju to let him distribute more posters of celebrities on tape, the characters are good-looking, and the production should be exquisite." I thought about it for a long time and said: "Get some stickers, it's the kind of bubblegum type, put the stickers of the stars in the tape to become a giveaway, by the way, ask Liu Xu if we have the portrait rights of those stars now, if you don't hurry up to get it, the price will go up, it will be higher than the wholesale price in the market, tell them that we are taking the boutique route, the production volume is limited, if you want to cooperate, pay a deposit first, sign a contract, you must tie these people to death, you know?" ”
"That's okay, I know, I'll do it tomorrow." As he spoke, Furry prepared to descend from the wall.
I hurriedly said, "Put our ad on the sticker, it's not too big, just a little smaller, you know?" ”
"Got it." The voice of the long fur came.
After returning to the dormitory, a large group of children laughed at me for going to the toilet for so long, and thought I fell off the toilet, I didn't care, I went to bed directly, and Kuang Anzhe was sleeping next to him, this kid seems to be in the development period recently, and he doesn't know what to dream about when he sleeps at night, and his hands are always touching, and he has touched my bed several times.
"You sleep well, don't touch it." I said angrily. Tsuchishima Izuma.
Kuang Anzhe said helplessly: "Li Qian, I may have a terminal illness, and I have been itching recently." ”
I looked at where he was pointing, took a deep breath, and said, "Scratch as much as you itch, I can't see anything." After saying that, I handed over the roll of toilet paper and said, "I can only help you get here, pay more attention to your body." ”
The next day, Kuang Anzhe's face was radiant, and in the morning the teacher entered the dormitory thinking that someone had a cold, and there was toilet paper all over the floor, I sighed and thought to myself, the young man is fierce!
The class began to officially start classes, Teacher Dongfang was okay, he was very serious in teaching, but that Teacher Huang couldn't say anything, there were two self-study classes in the ten classes, and as soon as he went to self-study, he lay on Ma Xiaoxiao's desk and patted his ass, saying that he should always mention him when he went home.
I originally wanted to ridicule him, but then I thought it was unnecessary, I don't know when everyone in the class had a songbook, with all kinds of lyrics on it, drawing wavy lines, making it exquisite, and even stickers of stars on it, basically such songbooks are very precious, and it is even more difficult to copy the lyrics.
Even Xu Ru's songbook is full of Andy's stickers, that wind-like man, Xu Ru's songbook is very neat, every lyric is square, and Xiaohua's songbook is simply a prank, except for graffiti for celebrities, it is graffiti, and it is a mess drawn with an oil pen, which looks like a dog gnawing at a glance.
But I know that this is the precursor to the popularity of the Epoch tape, as the so-called primary school students win the world, the best money in this world is the money of women and children, as for men, the money is spent on wives and children!!