Chapter 1867 I don't understand what the second dimension is The third update
"What the hell are you doing, baby?"
Xue Dongnan stared wide-eyed.
The baby wore a dress he couldn't read, red and white, and also wore contact lenses and wigs, and became like a doll.
It's very good-looking, but I think it's good-looking.
"Brother-in-law, you don't understand this, let's come in and talk about it."
The baby closed the door, walked into the living room, and said with a smile: "I call this role-playing, have you heard of it?" ”
"Nope."
Xue Dongnan rolled his eyes and said, "What is role-playing, tell me about it." ”
When the baby saw that her brother-in-law didn't understand anything, she didn't bother to explain so much, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, I'm baby sauce now." ”
"What the hell." Xue Dongnan looked cloudy, when did the baby change his name.
"Forget it, you are all three-dimensional ignorant humans, people who don't understand our two-dimensional."
The baby turned and went upstairs and shouted, "Brother-in-law, I'll go to touch up my makeup, and my good sisters will come in a while, you can entertain them." ”
Xue Dongnan was a little broken in his heart, could it be that he had too little contact with young people and was already out of touch with this society?
Jingling.
The doorbell rang.
Xue Dongnan went over to open the door, and as soon as the door opened, a group of ignorant girls appeared in front of him.
Xue Dongnan's eyes almost straightened.
This group of ignorant girls are all dressed up in two-dimensional appearances, wigs and contact lenses, with bare shoulders and long legs.
"Wow, what a handsome brother."
Several girls exclaimed at the same time.
Bang la blah.
A group of people all bypassed Xue Dongnan and ran into the living room, shouting loudly: "Bao Bao-chan, come out quickly and grab a handsome guy." ”
Saying that, seven or eight girls surrounded Xue Dongnan at once, and you asked me one by one, making Xue Dongnan look confused.
Peal pedal, pedal, pedal.
The baby ran down from above.
"Brother-in-law, I'm here to save you, don't be afraid."
The baby ran down from the stairs, and a group of her sisters immediately ran over with cheers, and the group of people mingled and was very lively.
"Southeast, come in and help me." Cola shouted in the kitchen.
Xue Dongnan hurriedly went in, and Coke handed him the shovel and said, "Help me turn it over, don't be confused." ”
After speaking, Cola went to the pool to cut the rest of the vegetables, and Xue Dongnan couldn't help but ask: "What the hell has the baby been doing recently, how can he ...... IQ?"
"That's role-playing, I know."
Cola said: "Isn't it popular to have two dimensions recently, the baby likes this very much, and comes back with some strange clothes every day." ”
"Her friends also have the same hobbies as the baby, all of them are some sauces or something."
Xue Dongnan was still in a fog when he heard it, what role-playing, what sauce, he was still a little messy.
Twenty minutes later, when all the dishes were ready, Xue Dongnan came out with a plate, and accidentally saw these girls playing on the sofa carpet, and their clothes were messy......
Ahem......
Xue Dongnan hurriedly looked away, secretly thinking that these girls had just become adults, how could he have crooked thoughts.
"Brother-in-law, come and play, they bully the baby......"
The baby was pressed to the ground by several people and couldn't get up, laughed and shed tears, and began to look for Xue Dongnan for help.
"Touch your conscience and say, do you like men?"
"Nonsense, you only like women, I'm going to find my brother-in-law, you all get out of the way."
As soon as the baby pushed someone away, someone pounced on her and tickled her.
A group of girls cheered and played, not caring if they were gone.
Cheaper Xue Dongnan.
He recited Amitabha Buddha in his heart and pretended to watch TV by himself.
But whenever there was a coquettish voice, Xue Dongnan's throat couldn't help but roll.
This is really torturous, these little goblins are really too presumptuous, they don't care at all that this man is watching from the side.
"Alright, it's time to eat, let's go wash our hands."
Cola clapped her palms before the girls stopped playing, began to tidy up their clothes, and went to the bathroom laughing.
Xue Dongnan retracted his gaze and sat on the stool dignifiedly.
"Brother-in-law, what did you see just now?"
The baby came over with a wicked smile on his face.
"What are you talking about, I don't know."
Xue Dongnan said seriously.
The baby's big eyes blinked a few times and said, "Brother-in-law, haven't you seen anything?" ”
"Cut, I don't know what you're talking about." Xue Dongnan picked up the chopsticks and said.
Hearing this, the baby immediately shouted: "Meng Meng-chan, come over for a while." ”
"Baby, I'm coming......"
A girl in a princess dress ran out, and the baby smiled evilly and said, "Mengmeng-chan, what did you say before?" ”
"What." Meng Mengchan asked with a silly and sweet face.
"You say, you like my brother-in-law's very much."
The baby pushed Meng Meng sauce to the front and grinned: "Sister Cola hasn't married him yet, you still have a chance, hurry up." ”
Meng Mengchan blushed, lowered her head shyly, held the corner of her clothes with her hands, and said weakly: "That...... I like you a lot. ”
"No kidding."
Xue Dongnan straightened his face and said, "I'm in my twenties this year, and you're only a few years old." ”
"I just like my older uncle." Meng Meng-chan has a mist in her eyes.
"Hehe, brother-in-law, are you scared, you are not married...... Oops. ”
The baby jumped up and bared his teeth: "Sister Cole, why are you pinching me, it hurts." ”
"Don't joke with your brother-in-law, hurry up and eat."
"A bunch of unscrupulous."
Cola said angrily.
The other girls also smiled and sat down.
There was a big table of people, just a man in Xue Dongnan, he just picked up the bowl, and seven or eight pairs of chopsticks were all serving him vegetables.
"Uncle, eat more."
"Uncle eats meat."
"Uncle eats chicken legs."
Even the baby put a piece of pork in the bowl and said, "Brother-in-law, eat more, you don't have to go back when you're full." ”
Xue Dongnan couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, he knew that it would be like this, so he wouldn't come.
Obviously, I was very angry, but when I saw these simple and innocent girls, I couldn't get angry.
"Sister Coke, we're going to Comic Con tomorrow, do you want to cheer us on?"
"No, I'm busy." Cola shook his head.
The baby lowered her head in disappointment, and suddenly, she looked at Xue Dongnan expectantly.
"My brother-in-law is also busy and has no time." Xue Dongnan said lightly.
The baby immediately fell into despair.
"But I can take the time to go over and have a look." Xue Dongnan smiled.
"yes, brother-in-law is so good." Coke cheered, and the other girls laughed along.
"Great, your brother-in-law is going too."
That Meng Meng chan clenched her little fists, gritted her teeth and said, "Tomorrow we must take the first place, and it is best to let your brother-in-law go too." ”
"Yes, yes, your brother-in-law's appearance will definitely kill those ignorant human beings, and in our eyes, appearance is justice."
Seven or eight people laughed and played again, then put down the dishes and chopsticks and ran to the side to play.
Only Coke and Xue Dongnan ate at the dinner table, and after the two of them were full, they helped clean up their things.
An hour later, the babies were also tired from playing, and they all went upstairs to sleep, and seven or eight people slept together.
After Cola helped them cover the quilt, he closed the door and walked out, walking downstairs.
Xue Dongnan sat in the living room watching TV, and when he saw that the time was not early, he got up and said, "I'm going back too." ”
"There's still room to spare." Cola Road.
"Then I'll sleep in your room." Xue Dongnan smiled at the corner of his mouth.
Coke's face was a little red, she lowered her head, and finally as if she had made up her mind, she said, "I ......"
"Hey, people."
When Coke was about to make up his mind to agree, he found that Xue Dongnan had already gone out.
"I won't bother me so late, I have to go to the capital in the next two days."
Xue Dongnan said with a smile.
Coke snorted and closed the door directly.
Xue Dongnan scratched his head, thinking about why Coke suddenly changed his face, and he looked very unhappy.
Shaking his head, he didn't think much about it and turned away from here.
Walking to the gate, he suddenly felt a little cold, Xue Dongnan took out his mobile phone and called a car.
While waiting on the side of the road, a car stopped next to it, and five people got out of the car.
These five people were all wearing gloves, and Xue Dongnan glanced at them and saw that these people were all carrying knives.
The five of them got together and took out a photo, and after discussing it, several people walked quickly into the villa area.
"Stop."
The security guard reached out to stop him.
Laugh at!
The leading man stabbed the security guard in the stomach and stabbed him more than a dozen times in a row until the security guard lay down covered in blood.
The other four people quickly ran into the villa.
After the man stabbed the security guard to death, he walked into the security room with a cold face and smashed all the surveillance.
After smashing the surveillance, the man turned around to leave, and when he turned around, he saw a person.
", you dare to be nosy!" The man said viciously.
Xue Dongnan looked at him expressionlessly and said, "What are you doing here, show me the photos." ”
The man snorted coldly, stabbed over, Xue Dongnan broke the man's arm with a wave of his hand, trampled the person under his feet, and then picked up the photo.
"Coke!"
Seeing the people in the photo, Xue Dongnan was shocked in his heart, they actually came to Coke.
"Who sent you?"
Xue Dongnan immediately burst into tears.
The man's eyes were vicious, and he opened his mouth to bite Xue Dongnan's ankle, Xue Dongnan stepped on it, and the man spurted blood.
After a few struggles, there was no movement.
Xue Dongnan took a deep breath, immediately rushed out of the security room, and returned the same way.
As soon as he came to the door of the villa, he saw the four people pry open the door and sneak in.
Xue Dongnan's face sank, and he followed silently.
When the four men came in, they took out their knives, two went upstairs, and two walked to Cola's bedroom.
The bedroom door was unlocked, and it opened with a slight push, and Coke was already asleep.
The two men took out the photos, compared them, and then took out the ropes.
Just as the two of them were about to make a move, suddenly a pair of hands covered their mouths from behind and kicked them off with a bang.
One of them couldn't help but let out a scream, and the Coke on the bed was instantly awakened.
Syllable.
The bedroom light was turned on, and Cola saw two men in his bedroom, and his face turned white with fright.
Xue Dongnan pressed the two of them to the ground and asked sharply, "Who sent you?" ”