Chapter 13 is too hurtful
"Fart!" Sun Shiren scolded angrily, "Lao Tzu goes to the beauty salon every day, and mosquitoes on this face are slippery when they step on it, how can there be flies!" ”
Xiao Nan looked at his long donkey face, and couldn't help retching. This is a big man, and he is embarrassed to claim to go to the beauty salon every day, no wonder he always thinks he doesn't look like a man...
Sun Shiren said angrily: "What are you kid vomiting!" ”
Xiao Nan raised his head and replied with a smile: "With your big long face, I don't know if the mosquito will slip on it or not, but the ostrich will definitely be able to split a fork when he steps on it." ”
Su Le was trying to stop the dispute between the two people, when he suddenly heard Xiao Nan's words, and was amused to laugh.
"Hahahaha, it's so funny, it's so funny..."She slapped her jade hand on the bed, raised her head, and narrowed her big beautiful eyes into a slit, "Ostrich split..."
Seeing that Su Le was happy because of this teasing, Sun Shiren instantly became furious and poured all his anger out on Xiao Nan.
He rolled up his arms and sleeves and walked out from behind the hospital bed: "Little bastard, I have to let you see how powerful Lao Tzu is today!" ”
Su Le saw that the two men were really about to fight, so he hurriedly shouted: "Sun Shiren! Be honest with me! ”
Although she is very confident in Xiao Nan's skills, she has to take into account Sun Shiren's extraordinary family background. Xiao Nan has just arrived in Songshan City for a few days, and he is not familiar with the place, if he rashly offends the Sun family, the head snake, he will definitely have trouble in the future.
Sun Shiren had just been slapped by Xiao Nan, and he was a little worried when he looked at the kid in front of him, and at this time, Su Le spoke again, and he happened to give him a step down.
"Okay, Lele, since you pleaded, I will spare him today!" Sun Shiren glanced at Xiao Nan fiercely, "Boy, count yourself as good luck today, I'm looking at Lele's face..."
"Do you want to be shameless?" Su Le rolled his eyes angrily, "I'm afraid that you will be beaten by him and dirty my room." ”
"Uh..." Sun Shiren opened his mouth and sniffed hard, his face instantly full of frustration, "You are too hurtful." ”
Su Le shouted, "Get out of here!" I'm annoyed when I see you! ”
Sun Shiren turned around abruptly, glared at Su Le and roared, "You protect him? Why! Isn't it that the two of you are already together! I suddenly remembered that he was at the gate of the community that day, and he went home with you! ”
Xiao Nan originally wanted to teach Sun Shiren a lesson, but at this moment, he didn't even have the interest to make a move. He reached out to his forehead and sighed softly. What's this guy doing in front of you? Do you act in idol dramas? This routine is too bloody. It's obviously a villain's face, but you really take yourself as the protagonist?
"yes, he's my boyfriend." Su Le hesitated slightly, and suddenly replied, "It's not just my boyfriend, but the two of us still live together." Sun Shiren, I beg you, stop pestering me, you love to harm whoever you want, the farther away from me, the better. ”
Xiao Nan originally planned to watch the play quietly on the side, but when he heard Su Le's words, he was directly startled.
"Holy!" He howled and hurriedly waved his hand at Sun Shiren, "No, no, buddy, don't listen to her nonsense!" Between me and her..."
Sun Shiren's eyes were red, and he staggered back a step, staring at Xiao Nan deadly, tears rolling in his eyes: "You two... Living together? ”
"Ah, yes, the two of us live together." Xiao Nan nodded, and immediately hurriedly changed his words, "No, don't get me wrong, it's true that we live together, but..."
"Wow!" Sun Shiren didn't wait for Xiao Nan to explain, he suddenly howled, wiped his tears and rushed out of the ward, "You guys actually sleep together, it's so hurtful!" ”
"Hey!" Xiao Nan rushed to the door in a few steps, "It's to live together, live together!" Not sleeping together! ”
With Sun Shiren's IQ, there was really no way to tell the difference between "living together" and "sleeping together", he was already discouraged, staggered down the stairs, and soon disappeared.
Everyone else in the hallway turned their heads, looking at the commotion on the other side of the ward with puzzled expressions. The corners of Xiao Nan's mouth twitched fiercely, and he quickly retracted his head and closed the door.
He slammed his forehead against the wall, and muttered in a broken face, "What is this!" It hurts so much! ”
"Su Le!" Xiao Nan rushed to the side of the hospital bed in a few steps, his eyes full of annoyance, "I have nothing to do with you!" It does not matter! Do you understand? ”
Su Le snorted: "Are you daydreaming?" It's like who wants to be in a relationship with you, and I wish you were away from me. ”
"Then why did you tell others that the two of us are boyfriend and girlfriend?" Xiao Nan asked, "And said... And said I slept you? ”
"Hey! Don't talk so badly, okay? I'm talking about living together! Su Le snorted lightly, and then pursed his lips again, "I just don't want Sun Shiren to pester me anymore, this time you count you as a favor for me, thank you." ”
"Is it over so lightly? Then how can you ruin my reputation? ”
Su Le glanced him up and down: "I ruined your reputation?" Xiao Nan, do you still have a reputation for me to ruin! ”
"Oh, that's how you're thanking me?"
"I'm being polite to you, but you're really using yourself as a dish?" Su Le was annoyed and angry, "I can afford you, so I pulled you to be a shield, you don't know what to do." ”
"Then don't you use me as a shield? Who begged you? Xiao Nan clasped his hands together and approached her again and again, "Miss, I beg you, spare me quickly." For a woman like you, it's good if someone wants it, so why are you so embarrassed for yourself. I think that sissy just now is quite suitable. ”
"Xiao Nan! Don't go too far! ”
Xiao Nan spread his hands: "What am I doing too much?" You're a man in your bones, she's a woman in your bones, you two are a perfect match, what a match..."
"Bastard!" Su Le was extremely angry, and he raised his jade hand to fight.
Xiao Nan hurriedly jumped back and smiled cheaply: "Hey, I can't fight, I can't fight..."
Su Le wanted to get up from the bed, but as soon as he moved his delicate body, there was a sharp pain from the wound. Her eyes widened angrily, staring at Xiao Nan fiercely, her silver teeth clenched.
"What are you staring at me for? Show you have big eyes? Not to be outdone, Xiao Nan also glared back at her.
Both of them were vigorous, and they both insisted that neither of them blink, glaring at each other viciously. The sharp gaze intertwined, as if it could split sparks in mid-air.
Xiao Nan couldn't help but move forward, and the two of them got closer and closer.
Su Le was the first to be defeated, and he blinked his beautiful eyes lightly with uncontrollable control.
"Haha, you lost." Xiao Nan smiled and slapped his face.
Su Le was extremely angry, and took advantage of the close distance between the two to stretch out a jade hand to pinch his ear.
"Hey." Xiao Nan hurriedly grabbed her white little hand, "If you lose, you lose, and you plan to do it?" That's a fool's errand. ”
"I'm going to cheat!" Su Le shouted, and stretched out another jade hand to hit him, but was caught by Xiao Nan again.
Xiao Nan grabbed her two jade hands and grinned: "Tsk, do you still have three heads and six arms?" ”
"You..."Su Le tugged his hand back, "You let go!" ”
"I don't let go." Xiao Nan said bluntly, "Unless you apologize to me." ”
"Let the girl apologize to you? Xiao Nan, are you embarrassed? ”
Xiao Nan rolled his eyes slightly: "You kid, why are you talking nonsense, when did I treat you as a woman?" ”
Su Le was originally a violent temper, and this guy in front of her face was repeatedly deflated, which made her even more angry. She sharpened her little tiger teeth, and with a sharp force of her wrist, with this force, her upper body suddenly sat up from the bed, opened her small mouth and bit Xiao Nan.
"Ahh Xiao Nan didn't expect her to bite someone, and she was startled in an instant, and her body couldn't help but shrink back.
But Su Le had already grabbed his hand in turn, and then bit Xiao Nan's chin with one bite.
"Ahh Xiao Nan frowned, leaned forward, and threw Su Le on the hospital bed again, "I was wrong, I was wrong, let go!" Loosen your mouth! ”
Su Le looked angry, and had no intention of letting go at all.
Xiao Nan pressed on her soft delicate body, and suddenly had an idea, reaching out to Su Le's ribs to tickle her.
As soon as his hand reached over, Su Lejiao's body trembled violently, and he twisted his body restlessly.
Xiao Nan saw that it had an effect, and hurriedly scratched her soft underbelly with his hand.
Su Le couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately let go, giggling: "Don't scratch, take your hand away!" ”
"You said take it away, just take it away? Really, I'm a bully? Xiao Nan wanted to teach her a lesson, but suddenly felt that something was not quite right.
The smile on Su Le's face stopped abruptly, and then the pretty little face suddenly turned red: "Mom." ”
"Huh?" Xiao Nan's body stiffened suddenly, and he turned his head stiffly, just as he saw his uncle Su Hailuo standing at the door, looking at him with a complicated expression.
Su Le and Xiao Nan's actions just now really have to make people think about it.
He opened his mouth, and his Adam's apple rolled violently: "That... Uncle, when did you come back? ”
Su Hailuo replied lightly: "I just came back, or... Shall I go out for a while? ”
"Oh, no, no." Xiao Nan hurriedly waved his hand, "It's good that you're back, I still have some things, I'll leave first, and I'll come back another day..."
When the words fell, he hurriedly squeezed out of the ward from Su Hailuo's side and fled.
"This stinky boy." Su Hailuo turned his head and glanced out the door, "What are you running?" ”
"Mom, why did you come back?" Su Le pouted and said coquettishly, "Xiao Nan bullied me, and you didn't help me out." ”
"Yo, I'm going to sue behind my back." Su Hailuo said with a smile, "You girl, you are really not reserved, I just went out for a while, you two are holding and gnawing." Originally, I was worried that I wouldn't get along, but I was really too careful. ”