Yuzhu is really a fairy, which makes Zhou Zhou feel emotional, Zhou Zhou remembers that Yuzhu had told him several times, but he just didn't believe it.

So far tonight, everything that has happened is so amazing, he is noisy, asking the old man to take him to find Yuzhu, and almost fell downstairs.

The old man pressed Zhou Zhou and let him sit firmly. "Don't worry, don't worry, today you just shouted to the sky, I can't send you to the sky, I only have to go in a few days." Seeing that Zhou Zhou was so anxious that he shouted, clamoring for the old man to take him to the sky, the old man said.

Zhou Zhou was puzzled, stared at the bull's eyes, and hurriedly asked why?

"No why." The old man said angrily. "You kid just stares out the beads of his eyes, and it doesn't work." The old man ignored Zhou Zhou, who was so angry, that he drank and ate food by himself.

Zhou Zhou saw that the old man ignored him, so he had no idea, and after taking a breath, his eyes rolled and he thought about it. "Uncle, my name is Zhou Zhou, and I haven't asked you about the old man's honorific name, which Taoist temple is high?"

"Hehe, I already knew that your name was Old Man Zhou Zhou, as for my name, you may not know it, Lao Tzu ......"

"Hey, how can you swear, although your age is more than enough even to be my grandfather."

"I didn't say dirty words, Lao Tzu is ......"

"Look, there's no swearing."

"Lao Tzu ......"

"Uncle, if you fill up Lao Tzu again, I will be angry." After saying this, the corners of Zhou Zhou's mouth twitched, why did he feel that it was wrong.

The old man went away violently, raising the dust and making a gesture to fight. "You bastard, can you understand. Lao Tzu is me, I am Lao Tzu. Understand! ”

Yes! Zhou stayed overnight, tonight is really a legendary night, not only do I know that Yuzhu is really a fairy, but I actually met a character who only exists in mythological stories, don't talk about myself before, even now, his brain is in a short-circuit state, no wonder, such a thing, no one believes it.

Don't dare to be careless at the moment, get up and worship.

"It turns out that you are always too old man, Taijun...... On the top, the disciple is reasonable. "Why does Zhou Zhou sound so awkward, I don't know what went wrong.

"Immeasurable Tianzun, I didn't expect you kid to know my number one person, it's rare." Taishang Laojun happily stroked his long hair and laughed, just like the pride and satisfaction of a certain out-of-fashion star wandering on the street, and finally came over to someone who recognized him and asked for an autograph.

Taishang Laojun Zhou Zhou still knows, when he was a child, he especially liked to watch mythological stories, "Romance of the Gods", "Journey to the West" and so on.

In "Romance of the Gods", Taishang Laojun is a particularly bullish character, but in "Journey to the West", for some reason, it is not very mixed, especially in the cartoon "Journey to the West", where Taishang Laojun painted a sharp-beaked monkey cheek, talking like a eunuch.

Fortunately, the impression left on him by Taishang Laojun has always been that of a fairy, kind, and peaceful tone, which is very likable.

How can you not know your boss's name, in "Journey to the West", it was not your sneak attack that caught Sun Monkey, but in the end, you didn't get it well, and opened the alchemy furnace to let the monkey bite.

I couldn't stop the car when I talked about it on Monday, and the more I talked, the happier I became.

Well? ……

Taishang Laojun......

Laughing at it, Taishang Laojun looked helpless, and even said that it was made up by later generations, but it was actually not like that at all.

I said, I think your old man's Taoism is unfathomable, the magic weapon is varied, one or two are big killers, that guy, how could he do such a despicable thing.

Taishang Laojun secretly wiped the sweat particles on his forehead with his sleeve.

Zhou Zhou squinted into the wide robe of Taishang Laojun, stretched out his hand and wanted to dig it out, muttering to the old man, did you bring any treasure today, take it out and let me open my eyes, or you will give me a play, don't want anything else, just give me a diamond circle to play for two days.

Taishang Laojun was choked and coughed again and again, stunned and speechless, as if a stuffy chicken pecked rice, he put more than ten peanuts into his mouth, and chewed it rattling.

Zhou Zhou looked at Taishang Laojun's face, and knew that it was impossible to have treasures, and muttered in a voice that others could hear enough, it was really stingy, isn't it just borrowed to play, and it's not that you don't pay it back, if you can't hide it, you will be stolen by Qingniu.

……

It is estimated that Taishang Laojun has held back his internal injuries, whether it is in the world or in the sky, he has never been so depressed, and he has taken a sip of wine to calm down his mood.

Zhou Zhou's smiling face came up again, he seemed to have penetrated Taishang Laojun's temper and stuck the itching point, ready to convince people with a smile, as the saying goes: Reach out and don't hit a smiling person. Immortals are not exempt from vulgarity, preferring to pretend to be generous and friendly.

"Just now you said that you can't go to heaven today, is it already a mistake and there is no last train?" After a big turn, Zhou Zhou finally got the idea.

Taishang Laojun sighed helplessly, if he continues like this, he will not hold back his internal injuries. "Boy, you have a relationship with Lao Dao, and Yuzhu is my only goddaughter and female apprentice, some things are not afraid of you knowing."

"Ah, you're Yuzhu's godfather, there are no unspoken rules, right?"

It's good on the Internet, behind every beauty, there is a god-level * behind her.

The godfather and goddaughter on the market are a little entangled and ambiguous.

"What unspoken rules?" Taishang Laojun was stunned, and he didn't understand what it meant.

Zhou Zhou scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks and didn't know how to explain, he was afraid that he would not be able to speak well, and Taishang Laojun would be powerful, but he really couldn't stop it.

Fortunately, Taishang Laojun didn't ask in detail, and continued: "If you want to explain this matter clearly, it's not a long story for a while, and it's ......a long story."

"Don't be in a hurry, I'll listen." Zhou Zhou comforted, generally speaking, it is a long story, and the next thing must be - a long, long time ago.

"Once upon a time......

Well? ……

Jojo......

Uncle, you don't have to be so cooperative, right?

Taishang Laojun stroked his beard, entered into contemplation, and spoke slowly to Zhou Zhou.

It is said that a long time ago, at that time, the heavenly realm, the earth realm, the human realm, and the three worlds could be arbitrarily connected.

There are immortals and Buddhas living in the heavenly realm, the mana is profound, and it is the best, the demons and monsters in the earth realm, the bull head and the horse, all under the control of the king of Yama, how much will it be, the mana tricks that cannot be reached by manpower, in the middle class, human beings will not know anything, the naked eye is mortal, the body and bones are extremely fragile, occasionally one or two ascend to heaven, most of them are rare, after all, they can't change anything, so they can only be at the lowest level.

Zhou Zhou listened to Taishang Laojun's words, and really wanted to theorize with him, no human beings would know, human beings are no longer the era of drinking blood and being wrapped in leaves, now it is powerful, you can go to the moon for nine days, you can go down to the five seas to catch turtles, there is no dragon king at the bottom of the sea, otherwise it will also disturb his dragon palace. At present, the demons and monsters have basically been destroyed, and the gods and Buddhas in the sky will eventually be driven off the altar by humans, swept into the garbage heap of history, and then set foot on one foot.

……