Chapter 261: Self-Inflicted Cleverness
"Huh! Swallow melon seeds and get a bed bug, what the fuck are you (benevolence)! With a rubber mallet tucked in your crotch, you're a bird? I'm talking to my brother-in-law, what the are you plugging in the mouth of a donkey? Show off your two pieces of rotten eye cream! β
Guo Changxin looked like a hooligan, with a hooligan tone, tilted his head, and looked at Qi Man from the bottom up.
Qi Man stomped his feet and shouted: "Guan Shanyue, you are the secretary of the county party committee, do you let others be so bad?" β
Guan Shanyue looked at Guo Changxin with a red face, and begged for mercy and said: "Changxin, you save me some face, fortunately, I am also your brother-in-law!" β
"Okay, I can give you this face, as long as you take care of my business, I can call you grandfather."
Guan Shanyue frowned and said, "Changxin, it's not that I don't want to help you, I'm sorry for ninety-nine bows, am I still so trembling?" The problem is that I really can't think of a way, you see if this will work, you think, as long as I can do it, I will not refuse. β
Guan Shanyue smiled: "Brother-in-law, you said it yourself, you can't be like a girl, talking like a fart." β
As he spoke, Guo Changxin turned his head and glared at Qi Man viciously.
Guan Shanyue couldn't cry or laugh, gritted her back molars and said, "Changxin, if I don't talk about it, I'm your brother-in-law." β
When Guo Changxin returned to the company, it was already more than eleven o'clock in the evening, Wu Erlang curled up on the sofa like a leper dog, and the snoring sound was like a whistle, and the drooling saliva soaked a large area of the sofa.
Guo Changxin quietly walked to Wu Erlang's side and shouted into his ear: "It's raining." β
Wu Er jumped up in waves, ran outside, and when he ran to the door, he felt that something was wrong, turned around again, looked at Guo Changxin in confusion and said, "Boss, you are teasing me." β
"Damn! You kid isn't stupid yet, I still know it's teasing you, mom that B, people run home when it rains, you can be good, grab your dog's legs and jump out. β
Wu Erlang saw that Guo Changxin was in a good mood, so he asked, "What's the matter?" It's going well. β
Guo Changxin said with a gloomy face: "Shun Mao, Guan Shanyue's donkey skills are already exhausted, he let us make up our minds." β
Wu Erlang approached Guo Changxin and said mysteriously: "Actually, I have long guessed that this will be the result, boss, it's not to brag with you, I have already thought of the way." β
Guo Changxin glared at Wu Erlang: "Mom, that B, why am I annoyed by your kid's self-made smartness!" You're better than Zhuge Liang and Liu Bowen, right? Can you know a thousand years in advance and 20,000 years later? Look at your virtue, if you don't spray for a while, you will die? β
Wu Erlang was hanging his head, and Guo Changxin said again: "If you don't have any idle farts to release quickly, you are still ready to let Lao Tzu beg you?" β
Wu Erlang's heart is called a nest, but he can't help but say that he had prepared a hot stomach, but now it has become as if he has just been fished out of an ice cave.
"That's the case, didn't Secretary Guan say that he wanted to build an auto parts mall, so let the staff of the county party committee and county government come forward to raise funds for the people near Yuewan Town in the name of building an auto parts mall. The common people are stupid, I heard that they can become shareholders of the auto parts mall, and they must be all happy. Then give them some blank checks on dividends, and there should be no problem in raising 300 million and 500 million, so that our later construction funds are not settled? β
Guo Changxin's heart blossomed, Wu Erlang's idea is really good, let the staff of the county party committee and county government come forward, there is a certain credibility, the people will not be suspicious of the risk of funds, and the most important thing is that they can use these raised funds without taking any risks.
Depend on! You said that Wu Erlang's head is fucking long? How to shake it up a little is full of bad ideas.
Guo Changxin tilted his head and looked at Wu Erlang, pouted and said, "Damn!" That's your bad idea! Tut-tut! Look at your kid's movement just now, it's like a general who strategizes to win a thousand miles, I thought it was a great strategy, this method, Lao Tzu can think of it when he sleeps, and you still use your dog's words? β
Wu Erlang left Guo Changxin's office unhappyly, he had been waiting for Guo Changxin here today, thinking that he would please him, but he never expected to end up like this.
As soon as Wu Erlang left, Guo Changxin couldn't wait to call Guan Shanyue, and it could be heard from his voice that Guan Shanyue's tone was full of the smell of the quilt.
"Is there anything wrong with you at such a late hour?"
"I already have an idea about the later funding." Guo Changxin didn't want to talk nonsense with Guan Shanyue, as soon as he heard Guan Shanyue's voice, his mind would immediately appear like Qi Man's goblin lying in his arms, and his heart was panicked.
After listening to Guo Changxin's method, Guan Shanyue sucked her mouth like a toothache and said, "Changxin, I'm afraid it's not very appropriate to let government workers come forward, right?" β
"What's out of place? Is it appropriate for you to sleep with a goblin in your arms? Don't tell me if it's suitable or not, you just say yes or no, right? Guo Changxin shouted loudly on the phone.
Guan Shanyue's constipated expression made Qi Man, who was lying in his arms, look at him with a strange look, and whispered in an almost disdainful tone: "In the officialdom of Zhongzhou City, your old man should be regarded as a figure who can't be touched by a tiger's buttocks, right?" I didn't expect to be so afraid of a brother-in-law. I'm going to warn you, you're used to him like this, and one day he'll on your head. β
Regret not being at the beginning! If it weren't for the fact that God sent a ghost to land Guo Changxin's thief ship, why would it be so embarrassed as it is today? Thinking of the wretched feeling that he dared to be angry in front of Guo Changxin now, Guan Shanyue even regretted his intestines.
What should I do to raise funds? As Guo Changxin said, it is definitely not possible to get government workers to come forward. The operation of the auto parts mall is a corporate behavior, so what is the matter with letting government staff come forward? Although he is the first in the world in Xiangshui County, he is too out of line, so it is better not to do it.
But if you don't agree to Guo Changxin's request, your life will definitely be difficult. After thinking about it, Guan Shanyue had to take a compromise approach and let the government staff come forward to introduce, and the specific procedures would be handled by the people of Xinda Industry.
Guo Changxin reluctantly agreed to this condition.
The government departments were led by Guan Shanyue's most powerful subordinates, executive deputy county magistrate Guo Ziheng, and Xinda Industry appointed Wu Erlang to lead, each of them found some henchmen who could perform and were very reliable, and in just three days, they defrauded 440 million in the hands of farmers in Yuewan Town.
Funds for the construction of the trade city have finally been secured.
Guan Shanyue thought that it would be calm from then on, but she didn't expect that the trouble was just the beginning.
It didn't take long for the relevant departments of the province to come down to investigate the use of special construction funds, and this time the movement was very big, and all the relevant departments of the province participated, and the team leader was a vice governor. Guan Shanyue was afraid of being exposed, so she had to urge Guo Changxin to repay the loan quickly.
Guo Changxin squinted at Guan Shanyue, completely with a scoundrel face: "I said Secretary Guan, your old man won't be so naΓ―ve!" Do you think you will spit out the bones in a dog's mouth? β
Guan Shanyue frowned tightly, before coming to Guo Changxin, he knew in his heart that this would be the result, but he insisted on touching this hard nail. But he really didn't have any other way.
Guan Shanyue came out of Guo Changxin dejectedly, wandering around the street aimlessly, he really didn't know what to do. Just when she was on the verge of despair, Guan Shanyue's shadow suddenly appeared in her mind.
Right! Find Ma Zijie! Now the only remaining move is to find Ma Zijie to confess.
Ma Zijie didn't seem surprised at all, he just stared at Guan Shanyue for a while, and said coldly: "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" I thought you had everything settled! If you weren't forced to be helpless, how long would you plan to hide this from me? β
Guan Shanyue could only answer with a wry smile.
There is a saying in officialdom that is very suitable for the relationship between Guan Shanyue and Ma Zijie, and the relationship between the two people has developed to such an extent that although they cannot exchange pants with each other, they can exchange pants.
How to understand this sentence? The first layer means that dirty dealings certainly need to be covered up, but only to cover the eyes of outsiders; Another meaning is that they can cover each other's ugliness.
There may also be a meaning that all my ugliness can be shared with my brother, and you can clearly see what I have here, what I hide.
Guan Shanyue concealed Ma Zijie this time, it was really his last resort, he committed a big taboo, and actually had that kind of relationship with that kind of woman, he was a dignified county party secretary! That's ridiculous, isn't it?
What's even worse is that he let his brother-in-law grab the handle, and it has become a means to blackmail himself.
Ma Zijie didn't want to dwell too much on this matter, he could completely understand Guan Shanyue's feelings, he didn't show all the ugliness to Guan Shanyue himself, and sometimes he would use his pants to cover up his sins like Guan Shanyue did in this matter.
However, there are some things he must remind Guan Shanyue: "This money must be returned to the account of the Xiangshui County Government immediately." β
Needless to say, from Ma Zijie's expression, Guan Shanyue had already guessed the seriousness of the situation, but now he really had no way at all.
Guan Shanyue said with a bitter face: "What to pay back, the trade city is still under construction, and I haven't seen any money back." β
Ma Zijie thought about it for a while and said: "In this way, I will say hello to Gou Zixiong, the president of the Provincial Construction Bank, and you use the real estate certificate of the Trade City as collateral to borrow 1.3 billion yuan from the Construction Bank." β
Of course, Ma Zijie is not a hero, he is a grateful.