"Call it a day!"

The lewd uncle breathed a long sigh of relief, and wiped the fine sweat on his forehead with his hand, obviously the process just now was far more complicated and mysterious than what a layman like Yi Shuihan saw.

"Let's go, I'll treat you to a big dinner."

Yi Shuihan smiled knowingly, although he didn't know the deep meaning of the old lewdness's actions, but he worked tirelessly to travel so far to make trouble, naturally he had his reasons, after these days of getting along, the two had already cultivated a deep friendship.

"Yes, damn it, you still have a little conscience."

The lewd uncle was not polite, put away the set of magic weapons that had been with him for decades, turned around and got into the car, and said again and again.

"Labor and management have to slaughter you well, at least you have to eat a plate of chicken stewed mushrooms for thirty yuan, and you have to ask me to draw the kind of Yuxi for twenty yuan."

"Medium."

Yi Shuihan agreed to the lewd uncle's "lion big mouth".

Starting the old Skoda, the obscene uncle seemed to be in a good mood, and hummed the famous Sichuan opera in Sichuan and Shu to himself.

"There is a raptor in the north who is going to cross the river and rise up. There is a tiger in the north that is about to descend the mountain and rise up. The Raptors and Tigers are a bit fierce, and they want to make the rivers and lakes lively. ”

"Sichuan Opera?"

Yi Shuihan reclined on the seat and lit a Yellow Mountain.

"You still know Sichuan opera!"

Uncle Lewd seemed a little surprised.

"I've learned about scales and half-claws in books before, and this thing is indeed a good thing, but it's not as beautiful as it used to be."

"That's no, in the past, the laborers and employees had to hum two sentences to relieve their hands in that era, which was very suitable. Now that times have changed, those young turtles have forgotten their roots, sneering at the things left by their ancestors, and not paying attention to them. So I haven't been back to Xishu for many years, and I always feel that that place is now a little bit less charming, just like this river and lake, there is always something missing, which makes people feel uncomfortable. ”

The obscene uncle shook his head, kicked the throttle under his feet, and the speed of the car instantly soared to one hundred and fifteen, Yi Shuihan was not surprised, he had long lost his original apprehension. The obscene uncle is unreliable and unreliable, and his driving skills don't seem to be bad.

"Do you still know the rivers and lakes?"

Yi Shuihan quipped.

"I don't understand, don't the old people often say that where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, I have seen more rivers and lakes in my life, but this place is ......"

The obscene uncle looked gloomy, shook his head and did not continue.

Yi Shuihan took a deep puff of cigarette, didn't answer, rolled down the window and flicked out the burned cigarette butt, unable to see the expression on his face.

The old Skoda galloped all the way with a monstrous noise, and according to Yi Shuihan's meaning, he wanted to invite the obscene uncle to go to the premier Fengshui Hotel in Tai County to open a meal of foreign meat.

The obscene uncle originally thought that he could slaughter Yi Shuihan, a chicken stewed mushroom and a pack of Yuxi would break the sky, but he never thought that the kid would directly invite him to the only five-star hotel in Tai County to open meat, he quickly agreed to Yi Shuihan's invitation with a very shy and obscene smile after pretending to excuse for a second, which made Yi Shuihan cry and laugh.

Habitual a high-speed drift, the old Skoda stopped steadily in front of the security booth of the Feng Shui Hotel, like the Feng Shui source of this high-grade hotel, naturally equipped with the most luxurious and complete security measures, just the gate of the inspection of the security of vehicles reached as many as seven or eight people, you can imagine how brilliant it is.

"Beep–––"

Seeing that several sturdy security guards in the security booth had not opened the lifting pole at the door, the lewd uncle cursed softly and pressed his almost silent horn a little impatiently.

"What the hell, what are you doing?"

A security guard with five big and three thick finally came out of the security booth, he squinted and leaned against the window of the old Skoda, looking Yi Shuihan up and down, his eyes were full of undisguised disdain.

"Of course you're here for dinner, but can you come here*?"

The obscene uncle looked a little displeased, and the old god said.

"Come here for dinner? Do you know what this place is? on, get out of here, and don't come and disturb our hotel's business. ”

The security guard, who had probably practiced a few tricks, looked impatient, urging Yi Shuihan and the two to leave quickly.

Like Feng Shui, which is the number one high-end place in Tai County, it is either a Lamborghini or Maserati that goes in and out all day long, and a little inferior is also Mercedes-Benz BMW.

And the two people in front of them wanted to go in a half-scrapped old Skoda ox cart, which was a fool's dream. Even if they really plan to go in and order food, they probably can't afford to pay that fee, maybe it's just two prodigals who want to get in and go with things.

After working in this kind of place for a long time, and getting used to seeing rich businessmen and political leaders, these security guards are naturally infected with the arrogant posture of looking at people with dog eyes.

Of course, they also have their own set of scales, a pair of fiery eyes that recognize people and distinguish people are even more superb, those high-ranking but like to taoguang and obscure big people they can see at a glance, the kind of perennial high position cultivated by the temperament of the superior can not be faked.

However, the two people in front of them obviously do not belong to this kind of powerful characters hidden in the city, not to mention anything else, just the old ox cart with at least a double-digit age around him is enough to make these snobbish eyes who grovel in front of the rich and high-ranking officials and show off their might in front of ordinary people can see a little bit of Ni Duan, although individual big people like to be simple and simple, but not so simple as to drive this kind of broken car that may fall apart at any time.

And more importantly, the obscene driver in the car who was estimated to have sprayed half a bottle of inferior hairspray didn't look like a big man who was obscure.

Although the young man sitting in the co-pilot has two points of special temperament, he will not be more than twenty years old in age, and the rich second generation and second ancestors of Taixian County at this age are basically frequent visitors to feng shui, and they have never heard of such a number one person.

It is estimated that nine times out of ten it is a non-mainstream character who pulls a tiger skin to make a big flag, and this situation is not uncommon in the past, there are always some small minions who can't touch a few steel hammers all over the body and want to mix in to get some oil and water, the customers in the feng shui are either rich or expensive, and the decorations in the hotel will naturally not be cheap to go there, and any small object can be taken out to make those wanderers sell at a good price, so the security captain of feng shui is particularly disgusted with these little minions who want to follow the vine, and the supervision is also unprecedented.

"Hurry up and drive away your old ox cart, don't block the car behind, do you know what brand the car behind is, I'm afraid to scare you to death if I say it, Koenigsegg, the world's top luxury car, if you accidentally scratch it, you can't afford to smash the pot and sell iron."

The security guard standing next to Skoda looked unkind, as if he was already very impatient. However, when he turned his gaze to the Koenigsegg, his face with thick eyebrows and small eyes dramatically gave birth to a disgusting flattering smile, and the speed was so fast that the movements were so smooth that it was almost unexpected, and there was no trace of the frowning and angry at King Kong a second ago.

"Holy shit, it's a pity not to act."

The lewd uncle snorted lightly and ridiculed the hateful-looking security guard beside him.

"Hey, I'm fucking giving you face, huh!"

The security guard standing in front of the door of the obscene uncle's car frowned, and snorted, and seven or eight sturdy uniformed men instantly rushed out of the security booth, staring at Yi Shuihan and the two with a rather unkind expression.