Being disturbed by Chen Tu's breath like this, I stiffened, but I quickly suppressed those confusions, smiled brightly, and pretended to be disgusted and grabbed Chen Tu's hand, and said in such a gentle and sweet voice for the only time in my life: "I hate it." Touch something, put your hand down quickly, and have fun. ”

didn't reach out to eat my tofu again, Chen Tu squinted at me with his hand on his face, he looked at me with that kind of affectionate eyes with profound acting skills, he said, "Come, tell me how you want to play?" ”

Ha, just wait for his words.

Reaching over to the coffee table, I grabbed a dice clock and smiled, "I'm going to drive you home later, I can't drink." But I really want to play big talk, so it's okay, I'll play, and if I lose, you can help me drink. Two people have great strength, we have to pour them all down, okay? ”

Chen Tu still looked at me affectionately, he suddenly reached out and touched my face, ambiguous, extremely provocative and said: "Daughter-in-law, I like your intelligence." Play and play, isn't it just you playing with me, I'll play with you. Since you want to play, let's play something new and exciting. It's okay for me to drink if you shake the dice and lose, but if you lose once, you just kiss me, is the deal? ”

Whoever steps on a horse, go to death! The hell wants to kiss a scum like you.

I scolded Chen Tu in my heart, but I smiled even brighter on the surface: "I hate it, I bullied me." I'm embarrassed about so many people. Okay, just say a word, do you want to help me drink, you are a big man, and you have to worry about a little woman like me. ”

Sure enough, these few words made Chen Tu completely unable to beep, he glanced at me, and finally beckoned everyone and said, "Okay, let my daughter-in-law come and accompany you for a few tricks." ”

I'm not sure if I win by playing big talk dice, but I lose, I keep losing, I lose at every turn, how good I am, in short, after half an hour, Chen Tu was poured into a dog, and his eyes were red.

At the end of the show, Chen Tu was completely drunk.

Two men lifted him up and handed him to me.

When I, the sad baton man, helped Chen Tu, a drunken cat, out of the KTV, the staff at the door originally wanted to help me with an umbrella, but I thought that Chen Tu, the grandson, would get drenched in the rain, maybe he would get a bad cold or something.

With such a vicious mood, and because Chen Tu was too bulky, I walked very slowly, and Chen Tu's pig friends and dog friends were scattered, so I moved him to my little Chery.

The rain became heavier and heavier, and just as I was about to take out the key to open the door, I found that the address written on my arm by Chen Tu was completely unreadable because of the rain and rubbing around.

After being stunned for a few seconds, I pinched Chen Tu a few times and asked him, "Chen Tu, where do you live at home?" ”

With a mutter, Chen Tu said vaguely: "Don't touch it yet, turn on the hot water, I want to take a hot bath." Let's talk about it after taking a shower. ”

I drank so badly and drank too much and took the rain as a bath, I couldn't hold back my evil little hand for a while, grabbed his ear and pulled it hard, and said, "Fuck what bullshit you play with me." Uncle Ben is also something you can afford? You're still a little tender playing with me. Now, even if Uncle Ben sells you to those hungry rich women, what can you do? Pretending, I'll let you pretend. ”

After talking to myself and scolding myself, I was dumbfounded for a while, I thought about opening a hotel for him nearby or something, but how to open a room costs more than 100 yuan, maybe he won't pay me back later. For a person like him, it's not worth wasting more than a hundred dollars to open a house for him.

Looking around a little more, I saw a McDonald's not far away.

As soon as the small universe of evil in my heart opened, no one on earth could stop me.

I want to have something more interesting, and I want to invite Chen Tu to eat McDonald's.

As a person of action who loves to execute when he thinks of it, I quickly threw Chen Tu, a pretending criminal, on the chair of McDonald's, ran to buy a glass of Coke and threw it on the table at will, patted Chen Tu's handsome face, and I sneered: "Fool, play here slowly." ”

Refreshed, after doing all this, I drove the little Chery and went home to sleep in style.

Because of the bad breath, I was in a good mood, and on Sunday I took the small hot pot to Meishajian to mix outdoors all day, and returned to work on Monday refreshed.

But my good mood didn't last long, and when I returned to the company, I found that I was playing with fire.

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