Chapter 956 - Pretended
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In the face of their difficulties, I sneered, looked at Liu Yixue and said, "Give me your mobile phone and give Lin Youyang a call." (Advertisement)"
"Forget it, isn't it just an investigation? Don't bother, right? Liu Yixue said very virtuously.
This stupid, why can't you be gentle and virtuous when you treat me? We didn't confess again yesterday. In case the two of us are separated, she goes to the public security bureau to record a confession, and I record a confession here, there will definitely be discrepancies at that time, and I will still cause trouble.
So I said again, "Obedient, bring the phone." I'll see if they can always enforce the law impartially. ”
Liu Yixue shrugged, brought her mobile phone, and I called Lin Youyang, because it was already past seven o'clock, and normally speaking, it was time for Lin Youyang to go to work. So she got up early and answered the phone quickly, but the moment the phone was connected, it occurred to me, ", didn't I have amnesia......
I hurriedly returned the phone to Liu Yixue, and then looked at her with begging eyes, Liu Yixue understood what I meant, she gave me a blank look, and explained the situation to Lin Youyang, almost three minutes later, the leading policeman surnamed Wang received a call, looking at his respectful appearance, it must be Lin Youyang who found some big man to call him, and immediately wilted.
He put down the phone. Said respectfully: "I'm sorry, two, I didn't expect you to be the leader of the S City Military Region." ”
As soon as I thought of his awesome attitude just now, I was angry and wanted to scold him, but Liu Yixue seemed to see my intentions, so she gently pushed me, and she said to this person: "Then if you have anything you want to ask, you can ask." Although it is inconvenient for us to go to the police station with you, we can still cooperate with you here to collect evidence. ”
Looking at the gentle and elegant Liu Yixue, I secretly sighed in my heart that the goddess of snow has changed, and she has become so casual, not arrogant or impatient.
I originally wanted to use Lin Youyang's phone call to pretend to be forced, but when I saw Liu Yixue like this, I didn't say anything. Waiting for the police to ask me questions.
Liu Yixue was next to me, they focused all the questions on me, and my answer was very simple, I said that I had a concussion, and I went to bed early last night, and my girlfriend has been taking care of me, so I also slept early, and I woke up in the morning, but I smelled a fragrance, it seemed to be the fragrance of flowers, and then I fell asleep again.
Hearing me say this, the two policemen whispered, "Same as the nurse said." ”
"Oh, those two leaders, please take a look at your bags, valuables or something, are there any missing?" The policeman surnamed Wang said diligently.
Liu Yixue turned around and rummaged through her bag on the cabinet. Then he said, "My valuables are in my bag, and I have nothing to lose." ”
"Anything else you'd like to ask?" I looked at the police and said.
"Uh... No, not for the time being. Well, you guys have a good rest first, and we'll go to another ward and investigate. If there is anything offended, please bear with the two leaders. ”
With that, they went out.
After they all went out, Liu Yixue asked, "Shi Xiaoren, what did you just say to the police?" And what flowers, you're asleep again? And what the police actually said, what you said was the same as what the nurse said. She grabbed me by the neck and said, "Did you go out and hook up with the nurse while I was sleeping?" ”
"I said Snow Goddess, I'm struggling to get out of bed and go to the toilet by myself now, how can I hook up with a female nurse? Not to mention even hooking up. I also have to hook up when you're not with me, even if you're my goddess, you can't be so unreasonable! ”
"Hehe, Shi Xiaoren, I'm not reasonable? This is what you said personally, if I wasn't by your side, you hooked up, do you think I can still let you go!? Liu Yixue's gentleness just now is gone, replaced by her original ferociousness......
I said to Liu Yixue as a scoundrel: "That... Then you can do whatever it takes, anyway, I have no power to fight back now, and my head hurts even when I talk loudly, you have the ability to beat me? ”
Liu Yixue let go of me, clasped her hands on her chest, squinted at me, sneered, and asked, "Shi Xiaoren, do you think that if you have a concussion, I can't do anything about you?" ”
I smiled and said, "yes! Anyway, this brain is in charge of all the parts of the body, and my head hurts in the first place, if you torture me again, then I will be in a vegetative state, if not amnesia. ”
"Well, though, you seem to have always been in good spirits in one place."
"What?"
Liu Yixue put her hand into my quilt, and then shook it violently! , the egg hurts! This time it's a real egg ache!
Liu Yixue said: "How do I remember that last night, you were the most energetic here? I'm going to have you cut off your children today! ”
As I spoke, I could feel that Liu Yixue's little hand strength had increased!
Men are particularly sensitive to pain, and even scientists say that the pain of a penis is even more painful than when a woman gives birth.
I quickly begged for mercy: "Don't, don't! Snow goddess, I... I just played a joke on you! You can take this seriously! How could I possibly tease the little nurse? With a nurse like you at home, who can get into my eyes!? ”
"Hehe, yes, you have a nurse at home, but you don't have a teacher, no wife, no female neighbor, and no flight attendant. Wouldn't you still be looking? ”
“......”
"Are you peeking at my computer drive again?" Honghong Zhuang technique.
Liu Yixue blushed and said, "What do you mean by peeking!" Didn't you let me watch it together! From what kind of things a person likes to see, you can see the psychology of the person! You see, I love Korean dramas, so I prefer to pursue an ideal type of life and love, even though it is out of reach; But you like to watch these things, which means that you are always looking forward to encounters with all kinds of women! ”
I quibbled: "No, 90% of the men in China will have these things in their hard drives, and I am just one of these 90%!" Doesn't that man like to fantasize about it! ”
"Where did you get this data!? No way! It's all your nonsense! ”
"If you have to say it, you can assume I'm talking nonsense. But in fact, a man who is psychologically and physically normal, he will have the expectation of an affair, and whether he will accept it is another matter. I don't think this would happen to someone as strong-willed as me! ”
As a result, Liu Yixue worked harder, and she asked: "Shi Xiaoren, you go to the grave to burn the newspaper, what are you fooling the ghost!?" Yes, it's true that you don't go to the lady, you don't destroy other people's families, and you don't have one-night stands, but you're more than that! You just brought people home! Say it's your wife! ”
I laughed out loud when Liu Yixue said, Liu Yixue already knows me so well? I said to Liu Yixue: "Snow goddess, can you let go of my brother first?" ”
"I won't let it go! How many yellow flower girls have your brother harmed? In order to prevent him from harming the world, I decided to do the right thing for heaven! ”
At this time, Liu Yixue and I heard footsteps, someone came in outside the door, and when we got closer, it was none other than the four women.
Maybe Liu Yixue's brain was short-circuited for a while, she forgot to take her hand out, but Han Haoting said with a smile at the first glance: "It's early in the morning, you two are playing very high?" ”
Although Liu Yixue and I have the name of husband and wife, we are not husband and wife, so she is still a little embarrassed to be seen by others in such a scene, so she quickly retracted her hand.
Hmph, it's my turn to get revenge!
I smiled evilly and said, "Hey, wife, didn't you just say that you want to help me with your hands?" Why don't you care if these outsiders come? ”
Liu Yixue glared at me with a red face, and I said even harder: "What did we both do last night, what are you embarrassed about now?" ”
Unexpectedly, Liu Yixue snorted coldly and said to Han Haoting: "Haoting, your husband's amnesia is pretended!" ”
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