[492] Small report
Just then, I received a text message on my phone that vibrated in my trouser pocket.
I took out my phone to look, and Xiaoqin came over without seeing anything, wanting to see what was on the screen.
I think of myself as my girlfriend completely! You're welcome!
"Hey, I still want to keep my privacy! If you do this again, don't blame me for firing you from your girlfriend position! ”
Xiaoqin snorted aggrievedly.
"Ye Lin said that he wanted to expel me from his girlfriend's position, which means that he wanted to throw me away...... Abandon me? ”
"Yes," I said with a pretended seriousness, "I said at the beginning, just let you be my underground girlfriend for the time being, you have been getting more and more presumptuous lately, because you have the support of the underworld, and you are not afraid of me, right?" ”
My statement is actually very problematic, Xiaoqin has been supported by the underworld for more than a day or two, but I only recently let me know.
"Leaf ...... If Ye Lin doesn't like me to mix with the underworld, I will cut off contact with them immediately! Never see anyone on Daddy's side again! Isn't that okay? ”
There was an eager inquiring gaze in both eyes.
Although I am more opposed to having something to do with the underworld, Xiaoqin can't choose her parents, Huo Zhenbang is infected with AIDS, I don't know when I will hang up, if my only daughter breaks off relations with him again, it's really pitiful.
I couldn't bear it, so I didn't persecute Xiaoqin anymore.
Suddenly I wanted to ask, Xiaoqin didn't know that she had a half-brother, and that brother had died in the underworld.
"Xiaoqin, do you know that Uncle Long and they call you Second Miss?"
Xiaoqin blinked, "Because there's a cousin over there, right?" I don't know very well, but I was brought back to the mainland by my mother before I was sensible, so my father's relatives didn't know everything. ”
Sure enough, Xiaoqin didn't know about the existence of her half-brother! Huo Zhenbang's son who danced with the girl, there is really no reason for Aunt Ren and her daughter to know, right? Even if Aunt Ren later debunked this matter, there was no reason to tell Xiaoqin, right?
In other words, Xiaoqin never knew that she had such an elder brother, let alone that this elder brother was no longer alive.
I have mixed feelings, and I don't know if this is good or bad.
Maybe the dancer's son will be angry with Xiaoqin because Huo Zhenbang married Aunt Ren and took away his mother's status, right? If the two meet, the relationship may not be good.
Not to mention that Xiaoqin also has androphobia.
However, I always feel that this brother who should have appeared in Xiaoqin's life disappeared silently, which was very unfair to Xiaoqin.
Although my parents are not the same parents, am I not also very close to Amy?
Since before graduating from high school, the relationship between me and Xiaoqin has been limited in several ways and cannot go beyond Lei Chi, so no matter whether my father and Aunt Ren will get married or not, I will treat Xiaoqin as my sister for the time being!
Then, the brother that Xiaoqin should have been, and the care she should have received from her brother, let me do it on her behalf!
As a younger sister, she would not make a big mistake under the temptation of Xiaoqin to "undress daoqian" at every turn, and then be castrated by her father Huo Zhenbang!
Only as a sister can I have the confidence not to be defeated by **! This is after the successful experience of Amy's side!
"Classmate Ye Lin, classmate Ye Lin?" Xiaoqin summoned me back to reality when I was stuck in thought, "Ye Lin's expression is so insidiously thinking about something, is he thinking about how to abandon me?" ”
Who's sinister in expression! I'm thinking about the relationship between the two of us seriously and responsibly! This is what I have summed up as a safe and secure solution!
Qin whimpered in her throat and began to play pity on me again.
"Hmm...... If Ye Lin is bored with me and wants to expel me, it doesn't matter, but it would be nice if he could notify me by text message the day before he abandoned me. ”
The words "abandon me" she said were very unclear, and seemed to mix with sobbing sounds.
"Huh? Text message to notify you of your breakup tomorrow? What's the point of that? ”
"Hmm...... After receiving the text message, I will kill myself so that I can die as Ye Lin's girlfriend. I will choose the method of gas poisoning, and I will have to dress up beforehand, and when my body is found, I will definitely be full of happiness and contentment......"
"Stop your delusions! The thought of you committing suicide while laughing and screwing the gas makes me absolutely have nightmares! ”
It's because you always talk about martyrdom that my feelings for you are always stagnant! What a terrible situation right now! If you are too close to you, you will be seduced, and after being seduced, you will be castrated, and if you are too distant, you will kill yourself again...... Anyway, don't leave me a way to live, right?
Sure enough, my sister's distance is currently the most suitable! That's it! I will also try my best to promote the good deeds of Dad and Aunt Ren!
That's when I had time to take a look at the text messages on my phone.
The result is...... Jingdong mall's promotional information,I just bought a mouse half a year ago,Jingdong Mall's memory is really good。
This promotion is some old people's mobile phones, what "dedicated to the grandparents' thanksgiving feedback" or something.
I was reminded of this and had an idea.
Aunt Ren's father, the old man Ren who taught me yin and yang, once gave me his mobile phone number!
The original intention was that if I encountered any problems when I realized Yin and Yang, I could call him and ask him, and now I seem to have found other uses!
Let's make a small report! Tell Mr. Ren that his daughter is now unexpectedly pregnant, and the man proposed but was rejected by Aunt Ren, insisting on aborting the child!
How will Old Man Ren react? Anyway, my father was forced by his grandparents to urge him to remarry with a kitchen knife, and Mr. Ren would also hope that Aunt Ren would find a home quickly, right?
Without further ado, Aunt Ren has already gone to the gynecology classmate to prepare for the abortion, and if I don't inform Mr. Ren, my future brother (or sister) will be in danger!
So I deduced that something happened suddenly, and ran out of Xiaoqin's house, Xiaoqin tried every means to dissuade me and couldn't keep me, and I also threatened not to follow her, otherwise I would fire her from my girlfriend's position.
As soon as I walked to the lilac bush outside the community, I called Mr. Ren.
"Who?" Old Man Ren asked impatiently, "Who called me?" ”
I hurriedly pretended to be my grandson respectfully, I have always been like this in front of Mr. Ren, the other party is a senior master.
"Old man, I haven't seen you for a long time, I'm a little leaf who learned yin and yang from you!"
"Oh! It's you, boy! Old Man Ren snorted, "The video of you fighting with the underwear thief for 300 rounds was quite popular for a while!" ”
Huh? The online video of "Overhead Underwear, Miracle Skills", has Mr. Ren also seen it! What a trendy old man! Since the old man uses an iPhone and is still the record holder of the "Fruit Ninja" game of the city's martial arts association, it is not surprising that he often watches video websites, right?
"Old man, you ...... You smiled, it was you who taught me well, so I could defeat that taekwondo master! ”
"Nonsense!" The old man scolded with a smile, "If Yin and Yang Sanshou can't even beat taekwondo, what kind of advanced martial arts is it?" I'm glad you didn't disgrace me. ”
It's so dangerous, it turns out that the old man Ren just cares about whether Yin and Yang Sanshou win the other party, and he is not interested in whether we are fighting with panties or stockings.
After saying some polite words to Mr. Ren, I turned to the topic.
"Actually, in fact, old man, I didn't mean to inquire about your surname, I met your daughter Aunt Ren by chance, and I went to the Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym with her by chance......"
"Huh? Did you win? ”
Old Man Ren really only cared about winning or losing, and didn't pursue my surname at all.
"Count, kind of win, right? Although the curator didn't do it himself, one of the masters was knocked down by Aunt Ren, and I also knocked down a student......"
To be exact, it was a female student, or He Ling, the daughter of my father's classmate, who was pressed by me in the ring and openly ate tofu, which caused public outrage in the taekwondo gym.
Listening to our achievements, although I can't see it, I can imagine that Old Man Ren picked up his long hair on the other side of the phone, and he was very sorry for his daughter and disciple (?). Triumphant of the other side.
"Xiao Yezi, did you call me to report this to me?"
"No, actually, there is another thing, it is about your daughter Aunt Ren, I don't know if I, a junior, should say it!"
"You say! What is it? My daughter always doesn't let me worry, what stupid thing has she done again? ”
I hesitated for a moment and said in a low voice, "Old man, Aunt Ren...... She looks like she's pregnant......"
"Huh!?" Old Man Ren was shocked and angry, "Who did it!" How do you know? ”
"Hmm......" I thought about it, and Zuihou decided to tell the truth and fight hard, "Actually, it was none other than my father who made Aunt Ren pregnant, it was my father's ......"
Old Man Ren was so angry that he couldn't speak, and only after a while did he say, "What's your father's name?" ”
"My father's name is Ye Yuanfeng, and my name is Ye Lin."
As a sign of sincerity, I will tell you the truth.
"Good, good, good." Old Man Ren said three "good" words in a row, "You father and son are really bold, do you do this kind of thing, does your mother know?" ”
I was stunned for a moment, and then I remembered that it was impossible for Mr. Ren to know that I was a single-parent family, and he thought that my father was having an extramarital affair with Aunt Ren.
"Old man, you dissipate your anger, my dad is not a bad person, he divorced 14 years ago, after this accident with Aunt Ren, he has been actively trying to be responsible, and he also bought a diamond ring to propose to Aunt Ren! It's a pity that it was rejected! ”
"Huh? Is there such a thing? The old man's tone softened a little, "So, you are your father who grew up alone?" ”
By the way, I exaggerated my dad's hard work over the years.
I heard that my father used to be a university lecturer and is currently running a store (an online store is also a store), and the reason why Aunt Ren was unexpectedly pregnant was that Aunt Ren was drunk and disorderly, and pushed my father back, Mr. Ren gradually became interested, and laughed dryly from time to time.
"Why, they are staying in a hotel because they are quarantined because of the bird flu outbreak? Although it is ridiculous, it can be regarded as a godsend! I said earlier that my daughter's family should not show up all day long, and find a man to settle down as soon as possible, so that it is good to teach a husband and children! ”
I hurriedly agreed, "yes, yes! Anyway, I'm quite welcome for both of them to remarry! It's a pity ......"
"What a pity?"
"It's a pity that Aunt Ren wants to knock out the child in her belly! She's gone to the gynecology hospital now! ”