I spent the whole Sunday doing nothing.

Although I routinely went to Dongshan Lake three times in the morning, I didn't have any appetite at all after I came back.

I borrowed my dad's copy of Scientific American to see if the scientific community had invented a way to make women extinct.

I haven't invented it yet, and it seems that I still have to endure all kinds of harassment from Xiaoqin on Monday.

By the way, the loudspeaker also told me to come to the squad leader.

I always feel like I can't speak.

Otherwise, I'll call Xingxing and ask the five tigers of the criminal department to harass the squad leader, and then I'll pull out a knife to help, how about two grievances?

No, this method is too inferior, and I have long instructed the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department not to do such a thing.

On Monday, I woke up before dawn and got up to go for a run in Dongshan Lake.

After running five laps in one go, the old man in the kung fu shirt twisted his long beard and nodded to me, which means that you young man really has perseverance.

I don't really have much perseverance or anything, but I am full of resentment towards Ren Xiaoqin.

When I arrived at the main entrance of the school, I rolled up my sleeves and looked at the watch on my left wrist, it was only 7:10, and it was early.

Suddenly, I heard someone calling me.

I subconsciously thought it was Xiaoqin, turned around, but found that it was a boy I didn't know.

Wearing our school uniform, she is white and clean, with a face that should please girls, and her eyes are especially bright.

It seems to be a junior high school student, my junior junior.

I was surprised that he dared to talk to me, I was notorious in Twenty-Eight, and even some seniors in the third year of junior high school walked around me.

"Brother Ye Lin, did you forget me?"

The little boy had a familiar tone.

"Have you seen you?"

I'm not very good at remembering people's faces (unless they have a very distinctive appearance), and I don't rule out the possibility of seeing them before but forgetting them.

"Hey, how forgetful you are! You saved my life that Thursday night! ”

Hey? Have I saved anyone? The last few days have been all, and I can't remember what happened on Thursday.

Seeing me scratching his head, the little boy continued:

"It's under the river bridge! If you hadn't made a move, Brother Ye Lin, I would have been thrown into the water by those hooligans! ”

It dawned on me that I pointed to his nose and said:

"It turned out to be you, the guy who fell in love!"

Hearing me say that he was in early love, the little boy was very frightened and held my fingers, and when he saw that there was no one outside, he said to me in a very low voice:

"Brother Ye Lin, don't say it so loudly, my sister will be miserable when she hears me."

I asked in a loud voice, "Who is your sister?" ”

The little boy had a bitter face and put on an expression of "Big brother, I beg you to be quiet", and then said like an underground party member:

"Brother Ye Lin, don't you know? She's your classmate! The hair is quite long, the ...... called Shusha"

It turns out that the squad leader is your sister!

No wonder I didn't pay attention to anything else when I saw you for the first time, but I found that your eyes were very bright!

It turned out to be a sniper family! When playing Red Alert 3, swing you and your sister to the left and right, and you won't have to worry about the enemy infantry at all!

And Shusha was riding her bicycle to find you that day! The only younger brother didn't come home in the middle of the night, of course he had to come out to find it!

As a result, you were kicked and dirty because your clothes were dirty, and you didn't dare to tell the truth, so you were suspected of fighting with someone, right? I heard that Zuihou also had a big quarrel with his sister?

The little bunny is really not worry-free!

Being stared at by me, the little boy was embarrassed.

"Brother Ye Lin, I heard that my sister made trouble for you in class the next day, I'm really sorry."

I snorted.

"There are more people you can't live with."

The little boy said good things to me one after another:

"Brother Ye Lin, I can't help it! If I were to be with Xiaohua, my sister would be angry! She's always me! ”

"I should have been strict with you, you only learned to fall in love in your first year of junior high school, if I were your brother, I would have to take care of you!"

The little boy touched his hair and laughed:

"Haha, Brother Ye Lin, I really wish you were my brother."

"What do you mean by that?"

I think he has something in his words.

"Hehe, it's nothing, I just think Brother Ye Lin, you are really majestic like this, it was easy and happy to fight five people that day, if you were my brother, no one would dare to bully me!"

He said it easily, the other party could hold a knife that day, and it was not a joke in case he missed.

The little boy suddenly changed the topic:

"Brother Ye Lin, what do you think of my sister?"

The muscles in the corners of my eyes twitched, and I thought his problem was weird.

"What else? Quite a competent squad leader! ”

The little boy winked at me maliciously.

"I'm not talking about that, I'm saying, what do you think of it from the perspective of boys looking at girls?"

I looked at him with a serious face, and he looked at me very sincerely.

"Not good." I recall the time when he almost killed me on the podium, "It's too fierce, it's violent." ”

The little boy explained to me with a worried face:

"My sister doesn't usually do that! That's a once-in-a-century event! Brother Ye Lin, you hit the muzzle of the gun that day! ”

I pouted noncommittal.

"Besides, my sister is good-looking, isn't she? The boys in my class all complimented my sister on her good looks. ”

Why did you still lead the boys in the class to visit your sister? Is China's future on the shoulders of these flowers? Why do you feel that the future is bleak?

But in all fairness, Shu Sha is really good-looking, and even his younger brother has the qualifications to wear a wig and pretend to be a pseudo-girl, even if he grows up and doesn't learn anything, he can consider being a cowherd.

"Brother Ye Lin, my sister is very good at taking care of people, she cooks for me every night, and her skills are quite good!"

Why don't they live with their parents? I really didn't inquire about the squad leader's family before.

"Hmph, what does it have to do with me that she cooks deliciously!"

The little boy was choked by me, lowered his head and thought for a while, and suddenly said something amazing:

"Brother Ye Lin, you just soaked my sister away!"

"Huh? How can you say that if you sell your sister, you will sell your sister! If the Japanese devils come again, you will be a traitor again! ”

"Brother Ye Lin, I'm not joking with you, I really hope you will soak my sister away!"

"Why?"

I'd like to hear his reasoning.

"Do you still need to ask, Brother Ye Lin, if you become my sister's boyfriend, won't no one in and out of school dare to bully me anymore? And ......"

"What else?"

"And ...... The reason why my sister trained me to be upright was because she led by example everywhere and had a straight waist. Do you think, if she is in love herself, won't she have the face to interfere with me getting a girlfriend? ”

Huh? I really underestimated him, this kid is very good at abacus! From his point of view, this deal is a sure win no matter how it is calculated!

Of course, he paid his sister in, but he didn't seem to care much about his sister's thoughts.

There is such a younger brother in the family, Shusha, you are really unlucky!

"No need! I'm not interested! ”

I said and walked towards the school gate.

The little boy chased after him and said:

"Brother Ye Lin, don't be in a hurry to refuse! I'm on duty today, I'll go first, and I'll talk to you when the recess comes! ”

I ignored him and went straight to the classroom of the second (3rd) class of junior high school.

At first glance, I saw the squad leader discussing the flag-raising ceremony with the sports committee.

Hmph, and the weekly flag-raising ceremony? I don't know that there is a mole in the house! You're going to be sold by your brother!

When I passed by her, the squad leader didn't look at me, and he didn't know if he was still angry with me, or if he didn't care about me as a black sheep at all.

Hmph, you don't look at me, I don't look at you, anyway, I don't have a brother in the back of my head at home.

Even if your brother doesn't sell you to me, he will sell you to others in the future, and then you will cry with regret!

I sat down in my place and put down my bag.

Qin walked into the classroom next to my hind feet.

"Ah!!!!!!!!h

Xiaoqin screamed, and several people in the classroom looked at her in wonder.

"Classmate Ye Lin, why didn't you wear a couple outfit with me today!!"

I wore my uniform today because Monday's flag-raising ceremony required me to wear a school uniform.

Today, she wore a dark gray over-the-knee dress with thick black stockings, which was quite warm.

I always felt that she chose to wear this one to match the dark gray casual clothes I had been wearing the other day.

But since I wore the school uniform today, her wish was once again disappointed.

That's why there is such a pitiful cry, right?

In order not to affect the neatness of the queue, during the flag-raising ceremony, those who did not wear school uniforms were arranged to stand at the end of the line.

I was the tallest person in the class, always at the back of the line.

In this way, wouldn't Xiaoqin have to stand behind me and listen to the school leader's lecture?

Hmph, I haven't settled the account with you yet!