【897】Invincible lobster

Zhou Orangutan was frightened by me and took a step back, then stared at me curiously on his plush face and big eyes.

I said to Zhou Orangutan, "Speak, hurry up, what stabbed you, lobster?" Then I turned my head and looked at the big lobster that was still laughing.

"Little Sixth Brother, why are you so excited?" Then he pushed my hand away, "As for being so excited, it's not a big deal." ”

I reached out and grabbed Zhou's arm, "What did you just say?" Don't talk nonsense with me, I ask you. ”

"I said I saw a big lobster reach out and stab the man." Zhou Orangutan said very calmly. I'm a little depressed, in the eyes of Zhou Orangutan, that's what really is nothing.

My head "buzzed", and it was blindfolded, and then I pushed away the orangutan, and then quickly ran to the back "Don't go, don't go" I pushed Brother Ze to the edge of the big lobster. ”

The big lobster raised his head and looked at me very arrogantly, "What are you calling Brother Shrimp for?" ”

I looked at him, "You used the knife yesterday?" ”

The lobster nodded very awesomely, "Well, the knife, but it won't be very deep, I use it to sharpen the pencil, I just scratched it." ”

"Isn't it pierced?"

The lobster reached out and pulled out a pencil sharpener knife, "Do you think this thing can be pierced in?" Of course it's scratched. ”

I first glanced at the orangutan, who stuck out his tongue at me, and then spread his hands with an innocent expression, "I feel the same meaning." ”

Scared me, stabbing and slashing, there are sayings on the legal level, the former is much more serious, I took a deep breath, and then looked at the lobster, "Why don't you tell us." ”

Xiao Chao was also stunned on the side: "Did you get a knife yesterday?" ”

Brother Ze stood up, "I'm grass, you used the knife, why don't we know." ”

The big lobster looked at a few of us, "Why are you so excited, all calm, calm." Then the big lobster stood up very awesomely, and then put his hands behind his back, "Don't worry, your shrimp brother will do it." There is a sense of proportion. I just slashed him twice in the ass, his clothes must be gone, and he can't cut that deep, I'm holding the kind of pencil sharpening knife, and nothing will happen. ”

I took a deep breath and said to the lobster, "That song didn't reflect at the time?" ”

The big lobster thought for a moment, then touched his head, "Which is the dispute." ”

As soon as I heard it, "Which one are you paddling?" ”

"That's the one you rowed."

As soon as I heard this, I suddenly felt a little relieved, it wasn't Qu Zheng, it would be much better, and I wasn't afraid of Qu Zheng, but it was definitely a different effect when I rowed to Qu Zheng and that Dazhao, "Are you sure, it's the one I held the knife on?" ”

The lobster nodded, "Yes, I hated him so much when I saw you, and you couldn't really cut the knife on your neck, so I went to help you." ”

I took a deep breath, "But why didn't I know at the time. ”

"I just don't know."

"I don't know either"

The big lobster looked at us, stretched out a finger very chicly, and shook it, "Tell you, you still have a certain distance from your shrimp brother, who is the shrimp brother, the shrimp brother is me, who am I, I am a demigod, do you understand what a demigod is?" The big lobster stretched out his finger and pointed at Brother Ze, as well as a few of us, "My realm, is it comparable to a few ordinary people?" ”

Then the big lobster took two steps forward and pushed Brother Ze, "It's like a muscular man, what else do you have besides muscles?" Then the lobster reached out and moved the chessboard, "General." Then he clapped his hands, "Do you still have a way to live?" ”

followed the big lobster to the side of Xiao Chao, stretched out his hand and pointed at him, "And you, you emotional idiot, behind someone's ass every day, fart, you're not tired, it's been almost a year, you're still following, I sometimes really want to say, oops, big brother, you're superhuman." In fact, Superman has another nickname, that is, stupid. ”

After the big lobster finished talking about Xiao Chao, he walked to Xiao Mei's side, and said to Xiao Mei, "You are a woman, crazy all day long." She doesn't look like a girl at all. Treat other people's Xiaochao lukewarmly, and recently have a good relationship with this muscular man, always eat together, what's the matter, what is the matter with the two of you having a leg? ”

Little Charm was about to explode, but I reached out and grabbed her arm. Then I looked at the big lobster.

The big lobster walked to my side, and then stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "And you, little Liuzi, what a big deal, you just scream, don't I just slash him twice, you can't do it, I will do it, how normal it is, you don't have to admire you shrimp brother and me, in fact, I am also an ordinary person, but I am just smarter than you." ”

Zhou Orangutan was next to me, looking at the big lobster, and then the big lobster glanced at the Zhou orangutan with disdain, stretched out his finger, and shook it at the Zhou orangutan, "And you, you are not worthy of my evaluation, I think evaluating you is an absolute waste of my saliva." ”

The big lobster circled around us with his hands behind his back, and then the door of our class opened. He was kicked open.

"I'm grass." The big lobster followed and scolded, "Who the is so unqualified, our Wenjiu's door can also be kicked open by someone like this?" ”

Then Sister Jing appeared at the door of our class, and next to Sister Jing, there was also the quiet, the two of them came in happily with their arms in their arms.

But the words of the lobster, the smiling faces of the two people who said it froze on their mouths.

The big lobster lowered his head, looking very sad, "Hey, it's two men again, it's really fucking the world, the world is going down" When the big lobster said the second sentence of the world, he looked up to the sky and sighed, quite a demeanor, which made me want to beat him, and his impulse was extinguished by his words.

"You said that the little girls now, how can they be like this, they don't look like women at all, they come and go at every turn, and their mothers are better than their mothers, you say you are grass" Then the lobster turned his head, and the second word has not yet been spoken. Xiao Mei punched the big lobster in the face, "You grass, your mother." ”

The big lobster covered his face, "Oops." Then I saw a crowd of people, like a wolf seeing a sheep, and they rushed forward with a cry. Sister Jing and Jing Jing both stepped on the table and jumped over.

I was calmly stuck in place. Then the whole class was filled with the screams of the lobsters, which was really miserable and miserable.

Zhou Orangutan also stood calmly in my fat ratio, holding the lower handle with one hand, carefully looking at the scene opposite.

On the other side, it was like a real fight, the lobster was lying on the narrow ground in the corridor, and then a group of people surrounded the lobster, because the place was small, and there were lying on the table, and then one hand waved to beat the lobster.

The screams of the big lobsters continued throughout the full level.

I turned my head and looked at this expression of the orangutan Zhou, and then I was a little puzzled, "Orangutan." ”

Zhou Gorilla turned his head and glanced at me, "What are you doing, Little Sixth Brother." ”

"Why are you honest, you can't move."

Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "Little Sixth Brother." ”

"Hmm."

"You know my strength. Just these shrimp soldiers and crab generals, do you think they are worth my hands? ”

I was stunned for a moment, "So what kind of one is worth your hands?" ”

"A muscular man like Xue Weize is barely worth a finger for me."

I looked at the orangutan, "Orangutan." ”

"Ah, little sixth brother, what's wrong."

"I've been playing with lobsters a lot lately."

"Hmm. How would you know? Zhou Orangutan looked at me with a surprised face, "Recently, I have been soaking with lobsters every day." ”

I sighed, "It's easy. ”

"What do you mean?"

Then I took two steps forward, leaving Zhou Orangutan who was still confused in surprise, and I went to Brother Ze's side and patted Brother Ze's back.

Brother Ze was about to clean up the lobster, and then turned his head to look at me, "Liu'er?" ”

I nodded, "Well, come out for a while, there's something going on." ”

Brother Ze smiled, "Well, okay." ”

Brother Ze and I walked out of the classroom quite calmly.

In the corridor, Brother Ze looked around, "Over there, there are few people, and you can smoke a cigarette." ”

I nodded, "yes, okay." ”

I followed Ze to the edge of the hallway. Looked around. I'm sure there are no teachers. I took out the cigarette from inside my clothes, handed one to Zege, and picked it up myself. Brother Ze had a lighter in his hand and lit it for me.

I took a puff of my cigarette and looked at Zege, "Why didn't you tell me earlier." ”

Brother Ze thought for a moment, then smiled, "I don't know how to speak, Liu'er." ”

I looked at Brother Ze, "You are like this, you have made me miserable." ”

"What does it have to do with you?"

"Okay, I single-handedly caused you to go to bed with Xiaomei and open a room, I caused it. Isn't it?"

Brother Ze looked at me, "What does it have to do with you." ”

I smiled, "I also thought that I had always thought it had nothing to do with me, but can it really have nothing to do with it at all?" I said to Brother Ze, "You said that you don't want to engage in so many women, why do you have to engage in Xiaomei, can you tell me?" ”

Brother Ze took a deep breath, "I don't want to do this either, do you think I want to do this." ”

"You don't want to, you don't want why this is happening." I looked at Brother Ze, "What do you say you want me to do, what will happen to Xiao Chao if he knows about this." ”

"That's my daughter-in-law, how he is, it's his business."

I was stunned for a moment and looked at Brother Ze, "How can you talk like that." ”

Brother Ze glanced at me. Then he took a deep breath "Enough, I'm really enough, that's my daughter-in-law, he treats my daughter-in-law as his daughter-in-law every day, I can only watch from the side, I can't even say a word, let alone show too excited, do you know how uncomfortable I am?" Then Brother Ze's eyes were a little red, "I don't know why it's like this, I can't take care of it so much, Xiaomei is mine, I really can't stand Xiao Chaocheng following her all day, I don't know how I got together with Xiaomei, but I know that I love her very much." ”

"Well, you love her, so why do you have to drag me into the water?"

Zego looked at me, "I didn't think about those, really. ”