Lao Tzu's ability to slap people now is becoming more and more exquisite.

can achieve crisp applause, red and swollen skin but does not hurt the inside, which is definitely a fight with the Jinghua roast duck that is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, giving people a great sense of achievement.

Li Nannan shook his right hand, with infinite emotion in his heart, staring at Long Zai's empty mouth with an eager look, hoping that he could explode again and give himself more opportunities to practice slapping.

But to his deep regret, Long Zaikong actually came to his senses, closed his mouth, covered his cheeks with his hands, and stared at him with extremely vicious eyes.

If the eye bubbles are cut out and can still be used normally after being stuffed in, Li Nannan will definitely do this.

It's a pity that his wish is obviously unscientific and cannot be realized.

This made Li Nannan unwilling, and asked earnestly: "Why don't you scold?" ”

"You-"

Instinctively, Long Zaiuchi wanted to ask Li Nannan, do you know who you are slapping and you know what serious consequences you will have after slapping me, but when the words came to his mouth, he swallowed them in time.

He can be sure that if he dares to ask like this, Li Nannan will ask him with a slap who he is and what serious consequences will be left after slapping him.

"Alas, Xiaolong, you're finally getting smarter."

Li Nannan, who was waiting to answer the dragon in the sky with a slap, sighed regretfully, and his face turned cold: "Take your people, get out immediately." Also, if I see you doing this kind of thing again in the future, I'll see you once and beat you once. ”

The dragon took two steps back in the air, and a muffled voice came from between his hands: "You—Who are you?" ”

The saddest thing in the world is that people who think they are awesome don't know who they are when they are slapped in the street.

"What, you want revenge?"

Li Nannan smiled and took a step forward.

Frightened, Long Zaikong retreated again and shook his left hand: "Don't come, don't come." ”

"Don't worry, the old man and buddy are not in the mood to smoke you anymore."

Scared the cheap brother-in-law like this, Li Nannan felt a little guilty, stopped, and slowed down: "If you want to know who I am, go home and ask your sister." ”

"Ask my sister?"

Long Zaikong was a little confused, and then he was ashamed and angry.

He thought that Li Nannan was joking with his most respected sister, but he didn't know that his cheap brother-in-law didn't mean to joke, he just told the truth.

From Long Zaikong's reaction, Li Nannan could see that he didn't know his relationship with Dragon City City.

Since Longcheng City is hiding it from him, Li Nannan is not easy to introduce himself and say, I am Muzi Li, Li Nannan of Beiyan Fei Nanfang, and at the same time your cheap sister, I only frowned, and looked down at the raised right hand.

His action startled Long Zaikong again, how dare he ask half a word more, and immediately turned around and left.

In times of crisis, throwing away his minions and running away alone is one of the many good habits of Long Dashao.

Genzi has long been surprised, most of them are gone, and he will stay and call Li Nannan, who looks very difficult to mess with, is a fool, so he naturally endured the pain in his crotch, picked up Liang Chong in a coma, and left in embarrassment.

"Good!"

Among the many onlookers eating melons, I don't know who shouted hello and took the lead in applauding.

For a while, the scene applauded like thunder.

There is still a lot of justice in the world.

With emotion in his heart, Li Nannan clenched his fists with both hands, tilted his chin and bowed his hands to the surrounding viewers again and again, indicating that he should be modest.

looked at the beautiful woman standing there quietly, shook her arms slightly, and when she turned her head to leave, she was secretly reminding herself whether this action was in line with the dusty demeanor of "brushing off your clothes and hiding your merit and fame".

Just a few steps away, the beautiful woman suddenly spoke: "Wait." ”

Stopping and turning around, Li Nannan smiled slightly: "Madam, the effort is not enough to worry about." ”

After the hero saves the beauty, even if the beauty does not promise to each other - but please ask the strong man with his name, where is the fairy town, and where is the high kind words, it should still be said.

Similarly, a hero will be like Li Nannan, who is full of gentlemanly bearing and says this sentence indifferently.

Only in this way can it conform to the bridge section that many onlookers are familiar with.

It's just that the beautiful woman didn't follow this traditional plot, and also smiled: "Do you think I let you stand to thank you?" ”

"Isn't it?"

The beautiful woman's unexpected lines made Li Nannan a little stunned: "Madam, don't you think that I help you, I have other plans-"

The beautiful woman interrupted him: "Call Auntie." Don't bite a lady's, it sounds awkward. ”

"What?"

Li Nannan suspected that his ears were wrong, and subconsciously reached out and dug it.

Indeed, from the fleeting murderous aura in the beautiful woman's eyes just now, Li Nannan could be sure that she was not an ordinary person, so it was for the sake of Uncle Lang's relationship that he made a timely move, which could be regarded as saving his brother-in-law's life.

But even if the beautiful woman is not an ordinary person, it can be seen that he taught Long Zaikong in the air in the spirit of "caring" for his family's selfish intentions, so what, why did Li Nannan call her aunt?

Auntie, is this title casual?

Auntie, but elders.

Li Nannan didn't remember that the beautiful woman in front of him would be his elder.

Li Nannan's non-cooperation made the beautiful woman's eyebrows furrow slightly, and asked lightly: "Li Nannan, you have something wrong with your ears, didn't you hear what I said?" ”

"Auntie."

Li Nannan did not hesitate at all, and immediately honored the aunt: "Excuse me, you are Uncle Qin-"

Aunt Mei, who can call Li Nannan's name and dare to say that he has a problem with his ears, must have a big background.

As Li Nannan, who has a lot of inexplicable uncles and aunts, it is best to be cautious, lest if you are not careful, there will be a birdman like Qin Laoqi who will fly out of the crowd and give him a big slap.

Li Nannan suspected that the beautiful woman was Qin Laoqi's woman, but he knew that he loved to pretend to be forced, and even many of his wives were infected, so he was very keen to put her elders on the shelf in front of the younger generations.

The beautiful woman snorted coldly: "Hmph, if you dare to misunderstand that I have something to do with Qin Laoqi in the future, I will screw your ears off." ”

"Yes, Aunt Wang."

Li Nannan immediately knew who she was.

Dressed in a housewife's clothes, walking on the streets of Jinghua, but calling Qin Laoqi in a contemptuous tone, who else can there be besides Jing Hongming's wife?

Jing Hongming's wife's surname is Wang, as for what her name is, Li Nannan has never heard Lao Xie talk about it, and he is not interested in it.

Four, five, ten women, no matter how brilliant they were back then, and how charming they are now, except for people like Long Zaikong, it is normal for other young people to express their lack of interest.

But Li Nannan didn't expect that Mrs. Jing Hong was so outstanding, no wonder Lao Xie sometimes envied Lao Shi for marrying a good wife after getting drunk, how could he be like a hard-working man, who was shrouded in the shadow of a shrew all his life?

"You're a smart kid."

Mrs. Jing Hong smiled with satisfaction, looked up at the side of the street, and said, "Come here, help me buy vegetables." ”

Let me help you buy groceries?

Is it necessary to bother me just to buy groceries?

I'm busy, okay!

Li Nannan wanted to say this, but Mrs. Jing Hong didn't give him a chance, and after throwing down this sentence, he walked out of the crowd.

Those who don't listen to their elders are not good children, and Li Nannan is not interested in whether he is a good child or not.

He could only be sure that if he didn't have a good boy in front of Mrs. Jing Hong now, he might be unlucky.

Jinghua is Jing Hong's territory, and if he really offends his wife, the result should not be too good.

So Li Nannan felt that it was best for him to be a good child now and help Aunt Wang buy vegetables.

It's okay to help her bargain.

Those unscrupulous vegetable farmers, relying on the fresh soil on their vegetable roots, actually sold carrots for two yuan and five pounds, which is a full eight cents more expensive than in the supermarket.

Unscrupulous vegetable farmers pit others, Li Nannan can still turn a blind eye, but it is Aunt Wang who they want to pit, this is not right.

Li Nanfang's tiger body was shocked, agitated a three-inch incorruptible tongue, saliva flew sideways, and after 300 rounds of tongue fighting with the small-eyed vegetable farmer, he finally successfully bought three catties and seven taels at the price of two yuan and three per catty, saving Aunt Wang seven cents and four cents.

This is just buying carrots, then eggplant, and cabbage - all it takes, a total of two dollars and nines.

Li Nannan enjoyed the feeling of bargaining with unscrupulous vegetable farmers, and Mrs. Jing Hong also enjoyed the feeling of watching him bargain with unscrupulous vegetable farmers.

Carrying the bag for her diligently, when she came to the intersection and waited for the car, Li Nannan of course had to greet Uncle Jing Hong, and said euphemistically, if she wasn't very busy, she would have to go to Aunt Wang's house tonight to try her skills.

bargaining for her, carrying her bag, and then paying the taxi fare in advance for her, Li Nannan felt that he was competent enough for his junior.

But he behaved so competently, why didn't Mrs. Jing Hong let him go?

The driver was about to start the car, and she suddenly said, "At seven o'clock, you are still waiting for me here, and I will take you somewhere." ”

"Huh?"

Li Nannan was stunned and asked eatingly: "Wang, Aunt Wang, do you want me to go somewhere at night?" ”

I'm really busy.

How can I go to a place with you?

Besides, the key is at night, at night!

You said that you are a female elder, and you are so well maintained, and if you take me to a place at night, you will be mistaken for - alas, will Jing Hong Lao Shi agree?

If he knows, and then misunderstands, he won't have to trouble me?

Mrs. Jing Hong's next words made Li Nannan's heart tremble: "Yes, go to a place that can best reflect what it means to be drunk and golden." ”

When she said this, Li Nannan had to figure out what was going on: "Aunt Wang, Uncle Jing Hong is also going, right?" ”

"He didn't go. He rarely goes to that kind of messy occasion. Just the two of us, remember. ”

Without waiting for Li Nannan to say anything, Mrs. Jing Hong waved her hand and motioned for the driver's eldest brother to drive.

When the driver's eldest brother was driving, he also glanced at Li Nannan with an ambiguous expression, and almost made him rush over, pluck out the person's eyeballs, and then ask why his thoughts were so dirty.

What does this mean?

Looking at the taxi in the distance, Li Nannan began to hate Long Zaikong.

If it weren't for the fact that in order to save his brother-in-law who was watching the muzzle of the gun hit him, how could Li Nannan be "caught by Mrs. Jing Hong"?

If she is someone else's wife, although she is a little older, for the sake of her proper maintenance, Li Nannan will endure it.

But that's Jing Hongming's wife.

As long as Li Nannan's thoughts are slightly impure, his back will be cold.

If you are an obedient and good child, you may be misunderstood by Jing Hongming.

Disobedient?

Li Nannan has not forgotten Lao Xie's teaching, women are the most capable of reversing black and white.

If Mrs. Jing Hong is annoyed that Li Nannan is disobedient and reverses black and white in front of Jing Hong's life - alas, it is unknown whether he can see the sun tomorrow.

In life, there will always be many choices.

If you accompany Mrs. Jing Hong to a drunken place at night, it is as simple as choosing which sports brand of sneakers to wear, how good?