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"How old are you?"

"Twenty-two years old. Pinshu.com "

"Twenty-two!? Liu Yixue! How can you clean you up after waiting for me for a while! "I listened to Xue Jie's tone, and I was very angry with Liu Yixue. I suddenly had a plan, didn't Liu Yixue design to fix me? Then I'll do it!

I hurriedly said before Xue Jie asked the next question: "Mr. Xue, I know that you are very precious to your daughter, and if you want to become your son-in-law, you must go through your strict screening, but Yi Xue and I really love each other, this kind of love is simple, so simple that as long as we can see each other's photos and hear each other's voices." Even when I hear each other's names from other people's mouths, I will laugh from the bottom of my heart, the feelings between us are above love, it is the family affection connected by flesh and blood, and it is also to work together to join hands, from the green years, to the courage to grow old together, I know that we are now..."

"Shi Xiaoren! Shut up! What nonsense are you talking about!? You! Get me out! Liu Yixue was anxious, jumping to her feet in a hurry, and she pointed at me with a red face.

I acted so well in this play that even I believed it, Xue Jie said: "Young man, you go on, I'll see if you can say the flowers." ”

I glanced at Liu Yixue. Her eyes seemed to be breathing fire, and she quickly said, "Mom! Don't listen to his nonsense! We really don't have anything to do with each other, he's just one of my employees, we went out to meet customers yesterday, we both drank too much, and we lived together in a daze, but nothing happened! It's true! ”

"Liu Yixue, you and this young man, one is an affectionate confession, the other is a five-horse spear, who do you think I should believe?"

"But! Mom..."

"Shut up. Okay, I'm not going to talk nonsense, young man, I admit that your appearance looks quite a match for our family Yixue, but that's all. It's still not enough to be the son-in-law of our Liu family, you name it, how much money can leave our family Yixue, 100,000 lines? ”

it? And such a good thing? Pick up 100,000 for nothing!?

Hearing this number, Liu Yixue was also startled, and just as she was about to speak, Xue Jie immediately waved her hand at her, signaling her not to speak. At this time, two pairs of eyes stared at me in unison, one cold as ice and the other as hot.

But I know that even if I nod and agree, Liu Yixue will not let me get the 100,000 yuan, and she will definitely not let me go, and will torture me even more. The two armies are fighting, attacking the heart first, attacking the city first, since the words have come to this point, then I will simply come to the golden cicada shell and blame everything on Liu Yixue!

I pretended to be deep, turning all my emotions into sadness and grievances, full of sadness, as if everything was true, I looked at Liu Yixue affectionately, my eyes revealed infinite tenderness, as if telling a poignant love story.

Then I turned my head to Xue Jie and said, "Mr. Xue, I have true love for Liu Yixue, it is truer than pearls, not to mention 100,000, it is 1 million and 10 million, I won't blink an eye." I love Liu Yixue, I respect her choice, if you can convince her, I am willing to give up, that's all, I'm leaving. ”

My acting skills are not as good as average, and my voice is also a little vicissitudes, especially after speaking, I am already a little choked, causing Liu Yixue's originally fire-breathing eyes to be full of shock at this time, shocked, but also angry......

The moment I walked out of the office, I felt that the world was overlooking me, and after more than a week of fighting with my female boss, I finally won once, and I finally tasted what it was like to be happy after the victory of the Anti-Japanese War.

I happily returned to my office seat and sent Xin Xin a WeChat message, telling her that I was back at work, and she was happy for me, and said that she would wait for me to go with me after work.

Every time I think of Xin Xin, my heart is warm, maybe I like someone like this feeling.

The only thing I can explain now is that whether it is face, body, or soul, Xin Xin is deeply attracted to me. This attraction is the attraction that makes me want to get in touch with her at a negative distance. As for Liu Yixue? Washing clothes, cooking, and taking care of children, which one will she do?

Maybe Liu Yixue can meet all my external requirements for women, no, it is no exaggeration to say that she can meet the external requirements of all aesthetically normal men for women, yes, she is so beautiful and incompatible with the world, she exudes a seductive aura between her gestures, she is like a goblin, she can hook people's souls away at any time......

But after a comprehensive comparison, I think Xin Xin is the best candidate for a good daughter-in-law, and compared with Liu Yixue, Xin Xin only loses a few points in terms of cup and temperament.

But thinking about this, I still smiled self-deprecatingly, because I thought too much, am I qualified to choose between the two of them? No...... As far as my current situation is concerned, neither of them will look down on me.

I went on the new WeChat for Liu Yixue, as I expected, she really wanted to complain, I saw that she simply posted three words and a symbol in the circle of friends: bastard!

I knew it was scolding, but I couldn't help laughing. Because Ning Ye was not in the office at this time, the atmosphere in the office was relatively relaxed, Jiang Yanzhu next to me saw me smiling, so he asked me why I was smiling, and craned my neck to look at my mobile phone, I quickly locked the phone screen, and then told her that I was watching a joke.

Jiang Yanzhu didn't believe it, saying that I lied to her, if it was a joke, why was she afraid of watching it? I just fart and say, this joke is unhealthy, it's a pornographic joke, and it's not suitable for children.

As a result, Jiang Yanzhu straightened his chest and said, "Young man, do you think my sister is a child?" Isn't my sister much older than you? Tell my sister quickly, what are you looking at? You don't watch those messy videos during work hours, do you? No wonder I think the Internet speed of my mobile phone is so slow, it turns out that it is all occupied by you!? ”

I quickly laughed and said, "If I watch a video like that, how can I laugh?" I must be quietly appreciating, it's really a joke, if you don't believe me, I'll tell you about it? ”

Jiang Yanzhu's eyes widened and he nodded.

I told her a joke I had seen before: a foreigner went to the Forbidden City for a tour, but he didn't know how to get there, so he asked someone for directions. Because the foreigner confused the Forbidden City with the Forbidden City, he asked: "How to get to the Purple Palace?" The passer-by glared at the foreigner and replied, "Your mother B, go to the head." ”

Jiang Yanzhu was stunned for a moment, and then immediately giggled, she also pushed me and said Why am I so bad, I'm confused, what's wrong with me? Telling a joke and it's broken? However, Jiang Yanzhu's pair of rabbits are very active.

After laughing, Jiang Yanzhu asked me, "Xiaoren, do you have time for the weekend?" ”

Because I had promised to go to her house on Saturday, I told Jiang Yanzhu that I had time on Sunday, and she said that if I had time on Sunday, let me go out to watch a movie with her and have dinner together by the way.

I thought to myself, it's okay to watch movies and eat, but who spends the money? I didn't beat around the bush, I just told her that I could go out with her, but I didn't have any money on me, so she had to pay for movies and meals.

Jiang Yanzhu glanced at me and said, "Why are you so slammed on the door?" ”

I smiled and said that I didn't pick the door, I really don't have any money, can I rent a house as cheap as Xin Xin's family? The only money on his body was borrowed from Xin Xin.

Jiang Yanzhu said okay, she will take it, and let me wait for her WeChat at the specific time.

Then I turned on my phone and planned to tease Liu Yixue.

I sent her WeChat: What's wrong with you? Feeling bad? It's hard to imagine that such a beautiful woman as you would still curse!

She replied to me: Why can't beautiful women scold!? Who prescribes?

As soon as I saw this breath, I was really angry, so I said: Don't be angry with me, I'll just say it casually, but women's anger is not good for the body, and it is easy to cause complications such as skin aging! But who is so short-eyed that even a big beauty like you is willing to mess with it?

"That's right! You're so right, he just doesn't have long eyes! He's a bastard! I want to kill her! ”

"Who is it! If you dare to bully the woman I love, I'll help you out! ”

"Forget it, he is a shameless hooligan and a womanizer, and I have to solve it myself, I don't believe I can't cure him!"

"He's a womanizer?"

"No doubt! He's a womanizer! ”

"If he's a womanizer, I have a good way to help you fix him, but it will require you to make a small sacrifice."

"What small sacrifice?"

"That's right, our company is a tourism company, our city is also a tourist city, there are many islands around, you can pretend to be in the name of investigation, let him accompany you, so that you are on the island, put on a bikini, and then put on a few bewitching poses, then he looks at it Isn't it beastly hair? When the time comes, there will definitely be a sudden rise in the body. I'm a man too, and when this happens, I feel ashamed, let alone in front of so many people, and his face must have been trampled underground. "Live and be happy.

I gave 32 likes to my genius method, if I can appreciate Liu Yixue's graceful demeanor up close, what is the face? Just because I make up for Liu Yixue's appearance in a swimsuit, I'm going to be a haunt.

"This... I'm going to have to think about it, but why do I think you're more erotic than him? ”

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