After putting away the first pair of "Jianghu Angry Stickers" with a bit of charm, Yi Shuihan stood on the balcony on the second floor of the villa and looked into the distance, and lit a Taishan brand cigarette in his hand.

"Forgive me for my uninhibited indulgence in my life, even if one day I will fall."

Yi Shuihan's mobile phone rang suddenly, he picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, thinking that it was another call from Qian Qiang, but it was an unfamiliar number.

"Hey, hello, this is the Tai County Public Security Bureau, are you Yang Yunsong's family?"

A clean and sweet female voice sounded on the other end of the phone, Yi Shuihan's first reaction was that this was a scam call, there were many telecom frauds in recent years, and he didn't know anyone named Yang Yunsong at all. Yi Shuihan was going to hang up, but suddenly he had the idea of teasing this fraudster, so after a little silence, he said.

"Oh yes, I'm his great-great-grandfather."

“……”

The female voice on the other end of the phone was obviously silent for a while, and the woman with a sweet voice seemed to be a little upset by this somewhat playful answer, and said in a serious tone with a hint of anger.

"Please be serious, this is the Tai County Public Security Bureau!"

"It's quite professional, what's the matter, you're really a police flower, I'm such a wise and handsome person who is so brave and sunny can still be deceived by you liars."

Yi Shuihan couldn't help but smile and joked with the fraudster on the other end of the phone.

"You ......"

The woman on the other end seemed to be angry, and said in a loud voice: "You wait."

"Wait, wait, what's the matter, you still want to get out of your phone and talk to me about life, let me tell you, I'm not such a casual person."

Yi Shuihan deliberately said angrily to the woman on the other end of the phone, he wanted to see what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd of these fraudsters.

There was a rather rapid sound of walking on the phone, mixed with the heavy wheezing of the "fraudsters" who were smoky by the cold water, and after about half a minute, the voice on the other end of the phone rang again.

"Damn, tap water, hurry up to the detention center to pay some food for Lao Tzu, dog's day, it's you turtle who curses me, otherwise Lao Tzu will be arrested by the police."

Yi Shuihan smiled helplessly, he was naturally familiar with this voice, and the obscene uncle on the other end of the phone spoke a lot in one breath, and his tone was quite depressed.

"Old obscene, what's the matter, you were really caught drunk driving?"

Yi Shuihan couldn't cry or laugh.

"Nope."

The lewd uncle on the other end said stiffly.

"That is, when I was talking about life with your Cuihua, I was arrested by the police?"

Yi Shuihan couldn't help laughing, he wanted to laugh at the thought of the obscene uncle being naked and being caught by the police.

"Oh, Gui'er talks a lot, hurry up and pay me some food, otherwise the labor and management will starve to death in the detention center."

The lewd uncle was poked in the soft underbelly, and quickly diverted the topic.

"How about it, can your little brother still stand up?"

Yi Shuihan unscrupulously joked about the obscene uncle that the relationship between the two had become very iron unconsciously, and it didn't hurt to joke and sarcastically say a few words.

"Damn it, hurry up, labor and management are hanging."

After speaking, the obscene uncle on the other end of the phone hung up the phone, for fear that Yi Shuihan would get to the bottom of it again.

Walking out of Hedong, Yi Shuihan took a taxi on the street and went straight to the Tai County Public Security Bureau, and about an hour later, Yi Shuihan stood downstairs at the Public Security Bureau.

After looking at the majestic building of the Tai County Public Security Bureau, Yi Shuihan walked into the building without hurrying, and after some questioning and tossing, Yi Shuihan finally paid the fee to the obscene uncle, plus a total of 1,000 yuan in fines.

According to the usual practice, family members can visit the detainees, so Yi Shuihan went to the interview room under the leadership of a fat-headed, big-eared, big-bellied policeman.

Uncle Lewd sat opposite Yi Shuihan on the other side of the glass, Yi Shuihan couldn't cry or laugh when he saw Uncle Lewd's depressed appearance of eating a dead mouse, and he couldn't imagine that he could be arrested if he went to find a cuihua to talk about life.

"Old obscene, don't worry, the money has already been paid to you, you eat and drink well in it, and I will pay you again if you are not enough, brother."

Yi Shuihan looked righteous and awe-inspiring, but he broke the gong in less than two seconds, he couldn't help laughing, pounded his chest for a long time before he eased up, and the obscene uncle inside looked at Yi Shuihan with a resentful look.

"Hey, old lewd, do you want me to pay some food for your Cuihua?"

Yi Shuihan suddenly thought that the lewd uncle had been arrested, so his Cuihua also followed into the game, on the surface, he was joking, but Yi Shuihan was not ambiguous about the obscene uncle, that Cuihua he had heard the obscene uncle mention it many times, and estimated that the girl was more important in his mind than other mothers-in-law.

"Damn, no need, uncle, how could such a dashing and handsome person as me get involved with a woman, when the police rushed in, I tried my best to entangle them and let her run first."

The obscene uncle smiled proudly, as if he was very satisfied with his actions, and subconsciously stroked his messy fluffy hair, and he couldn't tell that he was already thinking about the scene of Cuihua promising him when he went out, no matter how bad she was, she had to take out her Guanyin and other housekeeping skills to serve him well.

"So good?"

Yi Shuihan couldn't help laughing.

"Surely Sa, you don't know the courage of labor and management."

The lewd uncle waved his hand and pretended to be deep.

"You still have a dog-like name like Yang Yunsong? At first, I thought that the call was a scam call. ”

Yi Shuihan changed the subject.

"That's the name my old man gave me, how is it, is it a mighty and domineering panic? But I still like you to call me obscene, and I'm used to hearing it. ”

The lewd uncle smiled, revealing two rows of big yellow teeth.

"It's almost time!"

Just when Yi Shuihan and the obscene uncle were chatting, a sweet but slightly murderous voice suddenly sounded next to him, Yi Shuihan followed the prestige, only to see a fair-skinned and beautiful, convex and backward policewoman standing on his side with a serious face, the policewoman is in good shape, * Yingying is in a hand, and her professional clothes show her dusty temperament, especially that face, moving but not kitsch, delicate but not pretentious, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a police flower. Ten dollars can almost get about eight dollars and two, and she is really a beauty.

Yi Shuihan naturally knew that this woman was the one who was regarded as a fraudster by himself before, the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously, and he twisted his head to the side and said in a deep voice while sneaking out of the interview room.

"Holo."

"Stop!"

"What's wrong, police flower?"

Yi Shuihan asked knowingly, and continued to say in a deep voice.

"Think I can't hear you if you lower your voice? Didn't you say I'm a fraudster? ”

The police flower smiled coldly and slowly walked in front of Yi Shuihan.

"How is it possible, it must be my brother who answered the call, and it has nothing to do with me."

Yi Shuihan had an innocent and innocent expression, but he looked at the police flower with a smile.

However, the police flower didn't eat this set, and said coldly.

"Don't let me catch you next time, or you'll be in good hands!"

"Hey, I don't exist, I'm a big good citizen."

Yi Shuihan said while leaving the obscene uncle and sneaking out of the Public Security Bureau very unjustly, he was afraid that the police flower who was bewitching and moving on the surface but was actually ruthless would have something else.