However, when I met Kyle, who hadn't learned his lesson and was still playing motorcycle stunts, I didn't think his innocent eyes were pretending.

He spoke to me through an interpreter.

"Stuffing marijuana in your bag? I didn't do it! If you don't smoke, what will I do for you! ”

"Framed you? Because I think you're my rival? Are you kidding! Whether it's pickling girls or something else, I've always advocated fair play! ”

He showed me the word "hemorrhoids" on his shoulder.

"See! I think I'm a samurai! We are above board, and we disdain to be despicable villains! If you don't agree to help me chase Amy, I'll play fair with you! ”

Probably because I have heard Xiaoqin and I call me a lot, and now many crew members know Amy's real name, and they don't use "Miss Emile" in private.

"I am above board, admit to gambling and lose, if I lose, I will never lose my gentlemanly demeanor, and I will call you on the eve of your honeymoon!"

Shut up! Who wants to go on a honeymoon with their sister! And where is your word "hemorrhoids" above board? It's something that grows in the dark part of the unspeakable!

Despite refusing to admit to planting me, Kyle generously told me that he had indeed stolen 50 grams of marijuana some time ago.

"Cut, I don't know which bastard made it, don't take other people's things if you're addicted! It's not easy to get this stuff in China! ”

Although I don't think it is possible for Kyle, with his IQ, to pretend to be innocent and pretend to be so much like this (despite the fact that he is an actor), in the spirit of the proletariat who doubts everything, I decided to fight him one-on-one and fight first.

"Yes!" Kyle simply agreed, "We samurai are more than willing to take on any challenge!" It's just that this duel should have nothing to do with any dastardly conspiracy, and the purpose of this duel should be to fight for Amy! ”

Huh? Wait, what's going on with Amy?

"Of course it is!" Kyle threw the motorcycle to the ground and said, "Whoever wins, that's Amy's boyfriend!" ”

Slow, slow! If that's the reason, I can't fight you! Of course, I can't lose to you, but if I win you, I can't soak my own sister!

At the right time, Amy, accompanied by Penthos, walked slowly along the lawn, and when she saw us facing each other nervously, her eyes lit up, and she raised her hands very childishly, and shouted:

"Do you want to fight? That's great! Manservant, quickly turn on the arc generator in your chest and kill him with 100,000 horsepower! ”

Is it good for Iron Man to have an arc generator? And where did I get 100,000 horsepower, do you think I'm Astro Boy! Also, don't be unclear about the situation and just cheer!

Seeing that Amy was on my side without hesitation, Kyle didn't show a particularly frustrated expression.

"Hmph, although the goddess of victory is smiling at you, I will not admit defeat!"

"Temporary, pause!" I waved my hand and said, "The timing is not right!" And for the wrong reason! Let's fight again on another occasion! ”

Kyle daxiao said three times, raising the volume of his speech:

"What? The Chinese lad is timid when things come to an end? If you run away, I'll replace you as Amy's boyfriend! ”

It's a shame that the old translator next to him can pull down his face and shout such a brazen line for Kyle! Every word was heard by Amy! found that the two men present were engaged in a savage duel like a male beast fighting for the right to mate, and he was the object of the competition, even the unconventional Amy blushed!

"Really, really low!" Amy's double ponytails reflected the golden brilliance in the sun, accentuating the blush on her cheeks, "Mingming...... Obviously a low-level creature like paramecium, he dared to make such a vulgar agreement privately! It's better for two people to die together! ”

Despite that, he refused to leave, and stood there wanting to see the outcome of our duel.

Kyle clenched his fists and punched Jiashi, taking a deep breath, and was about to unleash a lightning-fast attack at me, when Amy called a timeout.

"It's so boring to fight empty-handed! It's the twenty-first century now, and I'll give you weapons! ”

After that, he called 005 on his phone and asked him to bring a baseball bat and give it to Kyle.

Kyle looked at the hard, thick and long aluminum alloy baseball bat, and felt that he was being favored by the goddess again, and almost shed tears of emotion.

On the other side, Penthos took out a small, black, black object from his waist and casually handed it to me.

This one...... It is said that "one inch is long and one inch is strong, and one inch is short and one inch is dangerous", Amy, you are trying to pit your brother!

But when I looked closely, even Kyle was dumbfounded, because what I was holding in my hand was a small-caliber pistol with a point of 22!

Nima scared me to death! Although I may not have insurance, I would never have had a chance to touch a gun in China! And Kyle and I have a cold weapon and a hot weapon, what kind of fair duel!

Originally, Kyle confidently raised his bat and assumed the batsman pose...... But I'm a pistol here! How can he get the bullets back!

Amy didn't think there was any injustice in her distribution of weapons, she raised a hand like a referee and shouted:

"Are you all ready? As soon as I say start, you pull the trigger! ”

Kyle's face turns green entirely.

Nonsense! Where did the trigger come from for a baseball bat! Is this a duel or a shootout! I'm too obviously biased!

While we were having fun as a family, Aunt Ren burst out of the stab, snatched my gun with speed I couldn't see, and kicked Kyle's baseball bat away.

"What are you doing?" She scolded fiercely, "You want to duel when you're full, and you use such a dangerous thing - your skin is itchy?" Whoever has itchy skin comes to me to fight! I'm going to give you a good time! ”

I bowed my head in embarrassment, and Kyle immediately stood up - he was a god to Aunt Ren, who was the martial arts instructor, and in his opinion, Aunt Ren perfectly interpreted the power and mystery of oriental women.

Amy, who didn't see it as a duel, said, "Cut, it's not interesting." And he walked away. The good-natured Peng Tousi accompanied the smiling face and asked Aunt Ren for the two dueling props.

Aunt Ren reprimanded me in Chinese and Kyle in English, slapped us with fifty boards each, and made us shake hands and make peace.

I shook Kyle's hand in disbelief, but he showed some sincerity - was it to thank me for not firing the gun just now?

When he was about to go to work and film, he was very friendly to me zaijian, did not use a translation, but said in miserable Chinese:

"If you have a private affair, I will rape you again in the afternoon!"

Shut up! I'm going to rape you!"

No, it's like admitting that you're a......