All Chapters_Chapter 131: Traffic Lights
At first, Zhang Qingqing and I listened quite seriously, but at the end, I laughed, Zhang Qingqing blushed, probably thinking that this fortune teller was too.
I thought Zhang Qingqing was going to be angry and scold the old fortune teller, but I didn't expect Zhang Qingqing to blush inexplicably and ask, "You read that right?" ”
"Of course, my iron mouth god is not in vain."
The bearded fortune teller assured that for some reason, Zhang Qingqing smiled and seemed to be very happy when she heard it, and she was actually ready to take out her wallet to reward this fortune teller. Could it be that she was so happy when she heard this old man say that she and I were husband and wife?
When Zhang Qingqing reached into her handbag with one hand and took out her wallet, the fortune teller smiled and turned his head to me and said: "You have peach blossoms on your face, and you have a happy life, if you are not allowed in the future, you are welcome to come back and smash my signboard." ”
Zhang Qingqing's hand holding the wallet froze suddenly, her face began to look bad, she glanced at me, and then asked the fortune teller: "Can he be a fool like a fool?" ”
The fortune teller didn't pay attention to the change in Zhang Qingqing's face, and said smugly: "Well, he has peach blossoms on his face, and many girls like him in his life." ”
"Fart, just his stupid appearance is still with peach blossoms, and he is still romantic all his life, with me in him, he can only cry."
Zhang Qingqing was inexplicably angry, and she didn't give the reward money, so she got up and left. I don't understand why she got angry when she heard that I had peach blossoms on my face, could it be that she also liked me a little bit in her heart?
I was excited about my guess, the fortune teller watched Zhang Qingqing leave in a bad mood, and there was no reward, so he moved his eyes to me pitifully, obviously asking me to give a reward.
I stood up, dug out my two empty pockets with both hands, and said with a smile: "You god calculated, didn't you calculate that I am now penniless?" ”
The iron-mouthed god looked at me with a depressed face and turned away in a dashing manner.
Zhang Qingqing wasn't really angry, I caught up with her and coaxed her a few words, and the little girl smiled again. Hey, this woman is like this, if she is unhappy, she will be coaxed, and it is estimated that if she really becomes her husband in the future, she will definitely have to please her all day long.
We walked around for a while, and when we were tired, we bought two cups of milk tea, and then sat down on a long wooden chair in the shade of the trees on the street to rest, because today is the weekend, and there are quite a lot of couples shopping.
I glanced at the couples on other wooden chairs under the shade of the surrounding trees, and the envy in my heart, and then turned my head to look at Zhang Qingqing, who was sitting next to me and was playing with my mobile phone with her head down, and immediately scolded in my heart, I said that she had her own mobile phone, why don't you play with my broken mobile phone, it turned out to be using my number to play cool running every day, and it was only a while, and all the diamonds I had saved in the past few days were spent, losers.
"I don't have to play again."
After Zhang Qingqing lost all the diamonds on my number, she threw the phone back to me in frustration, and I took the opportunity to say, "Why don't we play some other games?" ”
"What game do you want to play?"
Seeing that I was smiling a little ill-willed, Zhang Qingqing glanced at me vigilantly and asked.
"Whatever you want, do you see the traffic light ahead?"
Zhang Qingqing looked at the traffic light not far in front of her and nodded, "See, what's wrong?" ”
"This traffic light changes every 60 seconds, how about we play a little game with it?"
Zhang Qingqing asked a little curiously: "What game?" ”
"Most of the cars on the street are black and white, so let's bet on whether the last car to pass through is black or white when we stop at a red light?"
Although Zhang Qingqing is quite arrogant on weekdays, she is actually just a woman in her twenties, and she still likes to play like those young girls in her bones. ”
"Of course it's a draw."
"Well, I'm black." Zhang Qingqing was eager to try, but she immediately said: "Wait, let's talk about winning or losing first, I'm embarrassed to win if I don't have a bet?" ”
I just waited for her words, and looked at the couples around me who were snuggling up and kissing each other, I couldn't help but lean into Zhang Qingqing's ear, and said affectionately: "Qingqing, seeing that those couples around me don't have it, it's better for us to be like this, if I win, I'll kiss you; If you win, then you kiss me instead. ”
Zhang Qingqing's good-looking eyebrows were raised, her eyes widened and she said, "Phew, when I am an ignorant girl and want to take advantage of me?" ”
When I saw that my proposal was rejected by Zhang Qingqing without hesitation, I was suddenly a little excited, and said depressedly: "Then what do you want, it will be too cheesy and boring if we still gamble money between us." ”
"Who's going to gamble with you?" Zhang Qingqing bit her lip, her eyes rolled around me, I was a little panicked by her, thinking about what this woman had in mind, and then I saw her eyes fall on my left arm. I am wearing a black short-sleeved T-shirt today, and the scar on my left arm from her bite not long ago is still faintly visible, while Zhang Qingqing is wearing a sleeveless pink tight skirt today, and the scar on her right arm is just a pair of marks on my left arm.
When I saw Zhang Qingqing looking at the scar on my arm, I exclaimed in a low voice, "Damn, you don't want to bite, do you?" ”
Zhang Qingqing smiled and said: "Yes, it is to bite, and the loser has to reach out to the winner to take a bite, how about it?" ”
I shook my head and said I wouldn't bet, but Zhang Qingqing forced me to bet, saying that the most I could bite was lighter. I looked at Zhang Qingqing's white jade-like lotus root arms, soft little hands, white and tender fingers like freshly peeled onion tubes, and ruddy and delicate nails like peach petals. If you want to bet, I won't necessarily lose anyway, and I can bite if I win...... No, it should be said that kissing her hand is not a loss.
When Zhang Qingqing saw that I promised to play games with her, she immediately smiled, pointed to the traffic light in front of her and said, "Look, the yellow light is on, it's about to be red, pay attention to the color of the car passing through at the back." ”
People in the city know that the red light means stop, the green light means you can pass, and the driver knows very well when he encounters the yellow light, that is, he quickly steps on the accelerator and rushes over. So when the yellow light came, the car flew fast, swishing across the zebra road, I and Zhang Qingqing just wanted to watch the horse race, nervously looking at the zebra crossing, the funny thing is that Zhang Qingqing's competitive nature was undoubtedly evident at this time, she clenched her fists, whispered and said: "Black, it must be a black car." ”
It's a pity that she and I can see clearly, a white van finally "whoosh" speeding by, Zhang Qingqing's face suddenly sank, and muttered hatefully: "Damn, why is a broken van driving so fast?" ”
"Hehe, Zhang Qingqing, I'm willing to lose the bet, you shouldn't be a cheater, right?"
Zhang Qingqing's eyes looked left and right, and at first glance she was the kind of person who wanted to play tricks, women are like this, they are very competitive when they play games, and they have to rely on their skin if they lose. But she was the first to be careful by me, so she was embarrassed to be cheeky and cheating, so she could only stretch out her left hand wearing the watch sullenly and said, "Bite it, bite it, even if you bite, I'll treat it as if it's not my hand." ”
I looked at Zhang Qingqing's snow-white and soft little hands, how could I be willing to bite her ruthlessly? I took her hand and glanced at her, I could feel her body stiff, I could see a little nervous, and then I laughed evilly, leaned down and kissed the back of her hand, after kissing, I felt that it was not enjoyable, and I licked it deliberately, and then let go of her hand triumphantly.
"Damn!"
Zhang Qingqing's face was flushed, she wanted to be angry and couldn't get angry, because I was not strictly a foul, she wiped the back of her hand with a tissue hatefully, and looked at me hatefully, her bright big eyes turned twice: "Chen Yu, we have to change the bet, I won and bit you, you can only kiss me if you win, how about it?" ”
"No, if you want to change it, everyone will change it to a kiss hand ceremony."
"But I'm a woman, your manly husband wants to let me do a little, okay?"
"No, now men and women are equal."
Zhang Qingqing saw that she was useless to me, so she immediately revealed her true form, her eyes glared at me fiercely and said: "Okay, bite and bite, if you dare to bite me too hard, you will die, and if you lick with your tongue like just now, you will also die, you know?" ”
Damn, threaten me at every turn, when I am a good threat, I looked at Zhang Qingqing with horizontal eyebrows and vertical eyes, and I was really afraid of her, because I loved her, I was afraid of her, and said depressedly: "Okay, okay, if you win me, bite me, if I win you, kiss the back of your hand, and don't lick it, okay?" ”
After listening to my words, Zhang Qingqing turned her anger into joy, pointed to the zebra crossing under the traffic light and said, "Look, the yellow light is on again, the idea is red." ”
This time, there were not many cars on the street, and there was only a gray-white Mitsubishi car slowly driving over twenty or thirty meters in front, and I was overjoyed to see this and said: "Ha Clam, you are finished, there is no black car, only an off-white Mitsubishi car, I will win." ”
As soon as I finished speaking, there was a screeching sound of car engines behind me, and a black Audi A8 sped at high speed, just following the white Mitsubishi car through the yellow light and becoming the last car to pass.
I actually lost!
I was suddenly startled, and quickly turned back to look at Zhang Qingqing beside me, this woman's eyes were full of thick smiles, and her expression was old and proud, she looked like a fox who wanted to poison a chicken.
"Wife, you bite lightly, I pitied you very much just now."
"Hehe, I'll do it......"
Zhang Qingqing looked at me with a sneer, and the white teeth behind her red lips shone brightly.