Chapter 81: The White-faced Scholar Whites the Paper Fan
Some time ago, there was a popular saying on the Internet about the cutest height difference between couples, which probably means that the girl's head can just rest in the boy's arms, which is the most suitable height.
Now I am convinced of this statement, but I am skeptical of its interpretation.
The girl stands on tiptoe to kiss you, this feeling is instantly sweet to the heart, it is indeed very cute and romantic, romantic can be taken into an artistic photo and hung on the wall.
However, this is definitely not the true meaning of the most cute height difference!!
Dianne and I are indeed this suitable height difference, I think she has to keep her head down, but the moment she just raised her head, there is no cover on her chest, even the round-necked clothes are stretched out by her proud upper circumference.
That's right! The real effect of this height difference is that I can see Diane's snow-white when I look down, two full balls squeezing out a deep ravine, and even a touch of black lace.
This is the real explanation of the cutest height difference!
I am now seriously in my arms, and the person who came up with this romantic statement is actually an experienced peer, a veteran!
The summary is too profound, and the younger generation is infinitely useful!
"Rogue, look how cute the little squirrel is." Dianne happily hugged the little squirrel and carefully touched its head.
"Yes, cute, white." I looked down at the cute "White Rabbit", looked stupid, and answered her casually.
"What is white, the little squirrel is obviously gray." She looked fond and didn't notice my lewd gaze.
I found that I had moved from ankle to breast, and that was the next level I was about to face, and Diane was very well defended because she was shy, or never touched.
It seems that the path of the right path in the world has to be practiced slowly.
"Scoundrel, let's take the little squirrel home, I really want to keep it." She pampered the little squirrel in her arms, clinging to her full chest, and the little guy was actually enjoying it motionlessly.
Exercise! Where are you going, little one? Is that where you should be touching! A few more moves are in there!
"No! I annoy it! "I didn't have the courage to reject the goddess.
"Why! I'll take it home with me! Diane immediately glared at me dissatisfied.
Damn, I can't go toe-to-toe with the goddess.
"Senior sister, the little squirrel lives in such a large wood, it will suffocate when you bring it home, and the animals are also in the mood, if you don't eat or drink if you are suffocated, what should you do if you are raised to death, are you willing to do it? This wild little animal, let it return to nature happily, if you really like it, let's go to the pet store to buy a domestic one. "I know it with affection, and every word is reasonable.
"Alright then, I'll play with it for a while." Dianne held her mouth but didn't contradict me, and I was convinced.
Hehe, raise such a gadget, how can the goddess still have time to let me take advantage, I still have to feed and shovel every day, damn, I must not let it enter the house.
Pets look like to be excited, but if you really keep them at home, there are many troubles, so I think it is the most convenient to raise fish and flowers.
Dianne played with the little squirrel for a long time, and the scope of the play was on the chest of the goddess, this little guy took advantage of it, I saw it red, and finally the goddess said goodbye to it reluctantly: "Goodbye, little friend, go home quickly." ”
"Senior sister, let's go, I'll carry you back."
She shook her head, "No need. ”
I'm happy in my heart, the goddess is happy, don't toss me?
"Carry me down the mountain."
Hehe, I'm really thinking too much, and it's more tiring to hold than to carry.
Fortunately, Diane is very lightweight, it is not difficult to hold her, and I often hold her, we have a tacit understanding, I know how to hold with effort, she knows how to rely on me comfortably.
After going down the mountain, we immediately went to get the fan, and the middle-aged man smiled kindly, obviously I hadn't met a customer like me for a long time, and it was hard to find a soulmate.
The dark fan bone, the snow-white fan surface, the black and white with the obvious color difference, the white paper fan really has a different taste, and the free and elegant four big characters, written my logo, even more unique to this folding fan.
I took the fan, nodded with satisfaction, opened and closed in a chic way, very handy, showing my scholarly temperament.
"Oh? White-faced scholar white paper fan? Young man, I have traveled from south to north and sold fans for so many years, and you are the first person I remember. "The middle-aged man doesn't hide his praise, I almost get carried away, this boss can do business and talk.
However, an uncle who sells fans, who looks dressed plainly and speaks with great culture and understanding, actually calls me a white-faced scholar.
"Boss, although we meet in Pingshui, I still want to wish you a prosperous business." I politely said goodbye to him, because I really won't see him again.
"Haha, young man, if you have a chance to see you again, I will give you a fan." His tone was gentle and sincere.
Pingshui meets, this free fan, I'm afraid I don't have a chance to get it.
On the way back, I couldn't put it down playing with the white paper fan, and for the first time I bought something I liked, I guess that's how it felt.
"Senior sister, the fan is not played like this, you tap, don't break it." The goddess used the fan as a stick again, and my heart was about to jump out of my fear.
"I don't know if this fan hits you and is not strong." She hit me with a fan, and I quickly stopped her: "It's really not good, the fan is made of paper, and it can't be repaired if it's broken." ”
She said dissatisfiedly: "Hmph, floating like a dream? Hitting you with this fan is a reminder that you are not dreaming, can you feel pain in your dreams? ”
Oh? Although the words are simple, the truth is real.
Dianne clearly didn't agree with my rare confused attitude to life.
The two of us went to the noisy and lively vegetable market together, I didn't expect that in this low-level market, Diane, who lived a privileged life, would also be like a fish in water, without the slightest impatience, everything was carefully selected, and did not forget to shop around, a little bit worse, she would not bargain, because life experience is still insufficient, but I was already very surprised.
She is very skilled in cooking and delicious, maybe it has something to do with her love of cooking, so she knows more about this.
"Senior sister, do you like to cook?"
"It's okay, my mother used to teach me to cook, telling me that girls should have the ability to live independently, and they learn when they do more, and now sometimes at home, I will cook by myself." After buying a lot of things, Dianne looked satisfied and happy.
The time just got off work at night, and I played with the goddess for an afternoon, and the messy mood disappeared, I don't know if it was to make me feel good, today Diane gave a lot of benefits, allowed me to kiss her, and the whole afternoon has been intimate, a man's brain, it's so simple, it's so special.
The two of us arrived at Xuanxuan's house, Xuanxuan opened the door and saw Diane, her face was full of surprise, the big and small beauties hugged each other, and hung me and Wang Chen aside.
Unexpectedly, the two beauties were in a good mood and went down to the kitchen together, and I had the opportunity to taste the craftsmanship of the goddess again.
"Young man, I heard that you have been working hard lately, so I'll decompress you." I see that Wang Chen's face is not as sunny as before, obviously it has been very hard recently.
Men's self-esteem should be affirmed, Wang Chen's cultural level is not high, I can't tell him the great truth that life is like a dream, the grassroots class, only know how to work hard for results, and in his bones is a simple crop idea.
"Brother Xiao Nuan, looking at the situation of the two of you, good things are coming soon?" He smiled, as if to bless him.
"Eyes are poisonous."
"Haha, do you still need to look at this, you two are obviously much closer than last time, how to say it, it's the feeling at first sight, you two are obviously getting closer and closer." He doesn't seem to be very good at expressing the technical terms of love.
"You take care of Xuanxuan so well, when my brother can't find fault, come, drink one first." I continued to affirm him, and after drinking, I said: "So, don't put too much pressure on yourself, the little girl cares too much about you in her heart, life is this thing, the pressure is high, and the happiness will be reduced, you want to give her happiness, right." ”
Wang Chen smiled happily after hearing this, and said, "Yes, probably because I want to get married, I want to make more money so that the future life will not be so hard." ”
Before the dishes were ready, Wang Chen and I drank two bottles of wine, in the lonely city, we are all small people at the bottom of the pyramid, sometimes, we need to warm each other in order to continue to live strongly.