Section 816 Automatic hooking
In "Two Days and One Night", it is customary to kick the nose and face, and falling into the well is a necessary skill, in line with the principle of 'not me', as long as the members see someone unlucky, their first reaction is not to help, but to think about how to prevent this fire from burning themselves.
Jiang Hudong has been in the water now, and according to the usual practice, the other members will definitely continue to fall into the well, so he simply bears all the punishments for going into the water. Jiang Hudong himself understands this.
On the one hand, he didn't want to enter the water again, after all, the mountain stream in autumn was still quite cool, and on the other hand, he wanted to pull others into the fire pit and let them be unlucky, so Jiang Hudong immediately shouted loudly after going ashore this time.
"Pause, pause~!!"
"What? I'm only halfway there~! Hearing Jiang Hudong's shout, MC Meng, who was spinning in circles, couldn't help but stop.
Obviously, Jiang Hudong's shout can be regarded as interrupting the normal filming process, generally speaking, he, a veteran, will definitely not make such a mistake, and it is precisely because of this that everyone will divert their attention.
"You wait a little longer before you turn around. It's better to select the members who enter the water first. Jiang Hudong first glanced at MC Meng, and then said to everyone: "If you don't choose it now, you will definitely let me enter the water again after a while, right?" ”
Jiang Hudong's worries are still very reasonable. If there is no blocking now, and MC Meng just throws the ball into the 'water', then everyone present is really likely to do that kind of thing, after all, Jiang Hudong is the only one among all the people who is drenched now, as long as everyone catches this point, and then uses the excuse of 'hurrying up', they will definitely be able to get Jiang Hudong into the water again.
Jiang Hudong felt that his temporary interjection this time was very clever, and he couldn't help but show a very proud look, but after listening to his words, the others invariably thought in their hearts, 'Here we are~!' Then they secretly exchanged a few glances while Jiang Hudong was not paying attention.
"Brother. You're already wet anyway, so you can just take over the task of entering the water. Li Xiugen was the first to play, and he pretended to be very casual and said to Jiang Hudong.
"Go, you kid~. If you talk nonsense again, be careful that I will beat you~! With a roar, Jiang Hudong suppressed Li Xiugen.
Let Li Xiugen speak first, this is also what everyone planned in advance, because in this way, Jiang Hudong can be stimulated most effectively, so that he doesn't have the heart to think about other things, and naturally he can't find out the fact that others have colluded with each other.
Really. After yelling at Li Xiugen, Jiang Hudong immediately took the initiative to propose: "Don't talk about anything else, it's still the old rules, guess the boxing to decide, the person who loses to the bottom is responsible for entering the water, no opinion, right?" ”
Although it was an inquiry, the tone was completely irrefutable, and Jiang Hudong didn't know at all that he had to make this proposal that the members were looking forward to the most.
"Come on, come on. Anyway, as long as it's not me. MC Meng also pretended to be stimulated by Jiang Hudong, and then refused to admit defeat, and quickly agreed to his proposal.
It stands to reason. It's more efficient to guess boxing in pairs, but there is a tradition in "Two Days and One Night" that no matter what, everyone has to participate together. So this time the guessing boxing was no exception, and everyone, including Michael and Li Jingyuan, gathered around and played guessing boxing at the same time.
"Rock-paper-scissors~!" "Rock-paper-scissors~~!!"
There are three kinds of gestures to guess the boxing, and logically speaking, the probability of only two splitting a winner is not too small, but today there are some evil sects, and everyone punches for several rounds in a row. It turned out to be a tie all the time.
Of the eight men, three came out of stone, four out of cloth, and one out of scissors. This has happened several times, so it's always been tied. …,
Jiang Hudong just felt that it was a coincidence at this time, and at the same time it was a pity, but he couldn't think of it. The reason for the current situation is that the members have planned and planned from the beginning.
Others can play freely, but Li Jingyuan, MC Meng, and Li Xiugen's punches are regular. Li Jingyuan was out of rock in the first round, scissors in the second round, and cloth in the third round; MC Dream, the first round of paper, the second round of rock, the third round of scissors; The same goes for Lee so-geun, scissors in the first round, cloth in the second round, and rock in the third round.
Keep punching according to this pattern, as long as you don't stop, it will loop indefinitely. In other words, no matter which round, there will definitely be three different gestures at the same time, and the result of the draw will be maintained.
If it was just a game between these three people, Jiang Hudong stood on the side and watched, then he might still see the flaws. But now, when eight people are gathered together, Jiang Hudong is more difficult to find, not to mention that Jiang Hudong himself is also involved, and his mood will also be a little nervous, so he naturally can't pay attention to this little situation.
"Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors~!"
There have been several rounds again, and now twenty rounds have passed, and there has been no winner or loser, seeing this situation, Jiang Hudong finally couldn't help it, showing an irritated expression.
Yin Zhiyuan has been observing Jiang Hudong's expression, which is also his task. When he saw that Jiang Hudong's face gradually showed an impatient expression, he gently touched Jin C beside him with his elbow.
"Pause, pause~!" Jin C shouted a pause, and after everyone stopped, he said: "This is too slow, why don't you change the way, the palms and backs of your hands, whoever comes out is different, let whoever enters the water." ”
It is only now proposed to divide the winner with the method of 'palm and back of hand', which is also planned from the beginning.
At the beginning, this method must not be used, because it is really a bit abrupt, as shrewd as Jiang Hudong, he will definitely see the signs and find that this is a big pit.
But that's no longer the case. has been guessing boxing for more than 20 rounds, Jiang Hudong has a preconceived idea, and he will no longer think that everyone has passed the qi in advance, and under such a premise, if he puts forward his opinion, Jiang Hudong will not doubt it.
What's more, the person who put forward the opinion is still Jin C, you must know that he is the most honest person, and it will naturally be easier for him to invite Jiang Hudong to play.
"Black and white with ~~!!"
"Ah~~!!!" "Long live ~~!!!"
Compared to the more than 20 rounds of protracted battle just now, after changing the method, the process of deciding the winner is much simpler, just one round. Jiang Hudong was tragically eliminated. Looking at his palm, and then looking at the back of the hand that others stretched out in unison, Jiang Hudong shouted depressedly, while the others shouted and jumped excitedly.
"Brother Hudong. What should be yours is yours, and you can't run away. After laughing, Li Xiugen ran to Jiang Hudong's side very shyly, pretending to be very sympathetic to him and comforting him, but his expression looked a little underwhelming.
"Ahh was already very depressed, but now that he was so troubled by Li Xiugen, Jiang Hudong was even more aggrieved. So he yelled at him irritably. But after yelling, Jiang Hudong also felt that he was too sad, and he couldn't help but laugh when he thought about it.
"If you enter the water, you will enter the water, what's the big deal." After figuring it out, Jiang Hudong didn't care anymore, patted his chest and said, he looks like a man.
Now that Jiang Hudong has accepted this result, he can continue to challenge. After saying hello. MC Meng walked to the middle of the field again, and re-positioned himself to prepare for the challenge. …,
The 'elephant's trunk' is ten laps, for the wild monkeys who don't know how to get dizzy when they ride on a boat. It wasn't a difficult task, and in no time, he had completed the ten turns and threw the ball towards the board.
"Ugh."
"Yah~! You're sincere, right? ”
There is no upside down, and the momentum of throwing the ball is quite stable, but the accuracy of MC Dream is not very good. The ball was hung on the board, but it was hung in the 'water' grid, seeing this result, Jiang Hudong, who was staying on the side, couldn't help but shout.
The others on the side were about to laugh, and everyone didn't expect that MC Meng's stable momentum would throw such a result.
"Brother. Take care of yourself. While holding his stomach and smiling, he patted Jiang Hudong's arm, and Li Jingyuan's appearance made Jiang Hudong a little depressed.
"Hey~!" Depressed and helpless, Jiang Hudong could only tear off the towel on his body, turn his head and walk towards the mountain stream more than ten meters away.
"Hurry up, don't let Brother Hu Dong wait too long."
Although Jiang Hudong's entry into the water was designed by everyone. But in the end, it's just a joke, if it really makes Jiang Hudong cold, it will be a little inappropriate. Thinking of this, Yin Zhiyuan reminded everyone to slow down the action faster, in this way, even if it is thrown into the water, Jiang Hudong does not have to waste time going back and forth on the road, as long as he goes ashore in the same place and then goes into the water.
MC Meng made a gain for the second time and got Jiang Hudong's favorite pork belly, seeing this result, MC Meng shouted excitedly in the direction of the mountain stream, and a few seconds later, Jiang Hudong's excited response was heard.
"Dream, well done~!"
Hearing Jiang Hudong's voice, Li Jingyuan couldn't help but smile and asked everyone: "Hehe, Brother Hudong actually praised Brother Meng?" Is this considered 'being sold and helping to count the money'? ”
"Dream, I guess Brother Hudong will beat you to death in a while." Yin Zhiyuan was also happy, patted MC Meng's shoulder, and said something that made him very worried.
"Die, die, you can't run anyway." MC Meng is a single, he doesn't care at all, too, he is usually used to being bullied by Jiang Hudong.
The game continues, and the rest of the game is a lot faster.
Yin Zhiyuan, Lee Kyung-won, Lee Seung-gi, Michael, Kim C and others challenged in turn, and in addition to throwing three times into the water, they also got a lot of ingredients.
The last thing is the order of Jiang Hudong himself, and he just returned
In the middle of the field, looking at him soaking wet, everyone couldn't help laughing again.
Jiang Hudong is too lazy to get angry anymore, he has now put all his attention on the ingredients, and the first thing he said after coming back is to ask what materials he has obtained, and he is worthy of being a representative figure of 'eating is greater than the sky'.
"Hehe, I finally didn't go into the water in vain, you guys got so many good things, not bad." After listening to everyone's report, Jiang Hudong laughed very happily.
"Brother, you'll be happier in a while." Li Shengji heard Li Jingyuan's comment of 'being sold and helping to count the money' just now, and now that he heard Jiang Hudong's words, he couldn't help but feel that it was more in line with Li Jingyuan's evaluation, and he didn't hold back, so he said to Jiang Hudong with a smile.
Lee Seung-gi meant that Jiang Hudong would know that he had been tricked after a while, and he would definitely be very excited, but Jiang Hudong seemed to have misunderstood. He didn't notice the meaning of Lee Seung Gi's words at all, but nodded and said, "That's right, Jing Yuan is here today, with his skills." With so many ingredients, you will definitely be able to make a lot of delicious food, hahahaha~~!! ”
"Brother, hurry up, go and change your clothes when you're done, aren't you afraid of catching a cold?" Everyone was already speechless to Jiang Hudong, and it was still Jin C. He was a little worried about Jiang Hudong, so he held back a smile and urged. …,
"Don't worry, I'm fine." Jiang Hudong is such a character, the more critical the time, the more he wants to be in the limelight, after Jin C's kind urging, not only did he not start the challenge immediately, but stood in place and asked everyone: "That's right." Is there anything else you want? ”
Obviously, Jiang Hudong just wants to use his two challenges to try to get the ingredients that everyone hasn't gotten but are looking forward to. In other words, he wants to be a hero again.
"The kimchi is there, the meat is also there, brother, you can get some vegetables, or ham."
"Okay, look at me~!" After getting the answer, Jiang Hudong began to challenge.
Jiang Hudong wasn't really good at spinning in circles, but even so, he still got vegetables after his first pitch. In a sense, he is also a 'hero'.
This time, Jiang Hudong's mood was even higher, and he immediately started the second challenge.
The dizziness after the first challenge has not passed, and Jiang Hudong's second challenge is doomed to tragedy. The ball in his hand was thrown straight out of bounds, and it was obvious that he was going to go into the water again.
"Isn't it?" finally stabilized his body, and after figuring out that this was the result, Jiang Hudong couldn't help but feel depressed. If you are cheated by others, you can still complain, but if you are cheated by yourself, Jiang Hudong can only endure it. Seeing his aggrieved expression, everyone couldn't help but laugh again.
"Hey." In desperation, Jiang Hudong could only follow the rules and walk towards the water's edge again. Because everyone had already completed the challenge, Jiang Hudong was the last to throw just now, so there was no need for others to stay where they were, so everyone followed Jiang Hudong to the water's edge this time.
"Plop~~!!" has already adapted, Jiang Hudong didn't even need to do the warm-up action, and directly plunged into the water.
"Brother Hudong looks like a native living here, and this movement is too smooth." Yin Zhiyuan saw Jiang Hudong's smooth movements, and couldn't help but comment.
"Zhiyuan, come down and try it, it's very comfortable~!" At this time, Jiang Hudong happened to get out of the water and heard Yin Zhiyuan's words, so he greeted him.
"I'm not going, why do I want to go into the water~!" Yin Chuding is the most 'delicate', he has never taken the initiative to go into the water, and this time there is no exception, and he refused Jiang Hudong's invitation without hesitation.
Yin Zhiyuan's will is very firm, and Jiang Hudong doesn't want to give up, so the two of them just said it one by one.
"Brother, do you know why you will go into the water?" Just when the two of them couldn't convince each other, MC Meng suddenly interjected and asked Jiang Hudong.
"Huh?" I just wanted to say, 'Didn't you lose the guessing boxing', but when the words came to his mouth, he suddenly stopped, Jiang Hudong only found a little sign at this time, and then asked tentatively: "Didn't you collude?" ”
"Hehe, Brother Hudong, take a closer look." didn't say much, MC Meng was very embarrassed to bring everyone together again, and reproduced the performance when he was pitted just now in front of Jiang Hudong.
"What's going on?" Jiang Hudong also came out of the water, and if he wanted to figure it out, he came to the side of everyone, but after looking at it for a while, he still didn't find any flaws.
"It's so stupid, you can't even see it?" Yin Zhiyuan couldn't laugh anymore, so in order to make Jiang Hudong see more clearly, he beckoned and asked the others to retreat together, leaving only MC Meng, Li Jingyuan and Li Xiugen.
"Got it, right? As long as there are three of them, it is absolutely impossible to tell the winner. While watching the three of them continue to draw, while explaining, seeing Jiang Hudong's suddenly realized expression, Jin C couldn't help laughing: "When you are impatient, then we will ~~~"...,
"Black & White with ~~!!"
Everyone stretched out their hands at the same time, and without any surprise, all of them were with the backs of their hands on the backs of their hands, and this was not the end, and then the palms and backs of their hands were reversed back and forth for a few rounds, and they were all the same movements without exception.
"Ahh!!!!h You bastards~! Seeing this, Jiang Hudong still didn't understand. Thinking that he had been tricked, and that he had gone into the water several times that he thought he was very manly, Jiang Hudong was suddenly embarrassed and depressed, and he didn't get angry, and immediately chased after the members who scattered one by one.
The first to be caught was MC Meng, the most tragic wild monkey, who was knocked several times by Jiang Hudong and threw it into the water, and then he directly picked it up and threw it into the water, fluttering for a while, and only after drinking a few sips of water did he come out.
The second is Yin Zhiyuan, and his fate is the same as MC Meng.
After getting out of the water, MC Meng and Yin Zhiyuan immediately changed their positions and became Jiang Hudong's accomplices, and began to help him arrest people together. There is no other reason, it is because of another unspoken rule of "Two Days and One Night": I am not happy, and you don't want to be comfortable.
So at the end of the day, everyone, including Michael, was not spared, and everyone was thrown into the water.
"Ha Lu Ha ~ ~~!!" Although they were all soaked, everyone was very happy, and there was a lot of laughter in the mountain stream. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to (.) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. )