Chapter 118: But You've Been Kissed by a Pig
The rest of the time is to clean up the battlefield.
Tang Xiao took Wei Yuxiao to meet every high-ranking member of the Grass Ji Mountain Righteous Army, and also introduced the two Jindan monks to everyone.
"Miao Frog Seed" is called Mountain Frog, and "Doraemon" is called Bag Cat (the author's name is wasted, I hope you forgive me~).
Xu Shou got in front of the bag cat, looked at the pocket on the other party's stomach, and took advantage of the other party's inattention, and touched it to see what was in the pocket of "Doraemon".
The bag cat suddenly turned its head to look at Xu Xu, and asked coldly, "What are you touching the old man?"
Xu Shoushu smiled awkwardly and said, "Old man, you are so strong! These abdominal muscles are so hard." Then he retracted his hand and hid it behind his ass and wiped it with his pants.
The bag cat's eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked at Xu Yuyu with a smile, grabbed him by the neck, and picked him up.
Xu Shoushu fluttered his legs in mid-air, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly shouted for help.
Tang Xiao immediately stepped forward to persuade: "Mr. Bag Cat, don't be angry! Don't do anything to him! His hand still has to refine weapons for us, you can just move him elsewhere." ”
"No problem. ”
Xu Shoushu looked at Tang Xiao in disbelief, he didn't expect Tang Xiao to say such a reasonable thing.
In the next second, his screams soared into the sky.
A few minutes later, the military doctor came over to examine Xu Shushu's body, and while examining, he asked suspiciously: "This battle is over, and you haven't cleaned up the battlefield, why did you still hurt your leg?"
Xu Shouqiang smiled and said, "I saw that the road was uneven just now, and then I tripped and fell. ”
"Well, be careful next time you walk. Endure the pain and give you a straight bone now. ”
"Cut, I've even taken a blow from Brother Jindan, and I haven't even wrinkled my eyebrows, isn't it just a little pain......? Ah......h
......
When the class teacher returned to the city, Xu was lying on a stretcher, his left leg was wrapped in bandages, and his face was crying without tears.
The news of the victory shook the entire Changping County.
When the people learned that this battle defeated the Jindan monks in Xizhou, some people mistakenly thought that it was the Cao Cao Jishan Righteous Army and exaggerated it.
When they saw General Mi's body being transported back to Changping County to be displayed as a trophy, those who were still skeptical were all speechless.
Endless cheers resounded in the city, and those who benefited from the land reform had always supported the Grass Thistle Mountain Rebels from the bottom of their hearts.
Seeing that the Grass Thistle Mountain Rebel Army was already so strong that there was no need to be afraid of the Jindan Monks, it was naturally inspiring.
More and more people are becoming more and more confident in the Grass Thistle Mountain Righteous Army, and the recruitment is in full swing.
A celebration banquet began inside the Grass Ji Mountain Rebel Army.
It's a day to celebrate.
Tang Xiao saluted Wei Yuxiao a few cups in a row, it was Wei Yuxiao who had been singing double reeds in the enemy camp, so that the Cao Ji Mountain Righteous Army could fight against the Jindan monks.
Wei Yuxiao is also very happy today, she doesn't have to continue acting in the enemy camp, her whole spirit is much easier.
The two couldn't help but open their hearts and chatted for a long time.
Wu Liu'er saw that the two were talking so energetically, and her heart was sour, and she sat in the corner alone drinking stuffy wine.
Xu was walking in the banquet hall on crutches, and he was happy to see everyone, as if he was not injured before.
His mind has become lively, in this battle, his refining products have played an important role, he thinks that because of this, his own credit must be not small, and now he should be able to join the council, right?
In order to ensure that he entered the council, he decided to find Wu Liu'er and Pang Ye to speak for him.
So he looked around for the two, and soon, his eyes fell on Wu Liu'er, who was drinking in the corner.
He sat down next to Wu Liu'er with a smile on his face.
Wu Liuer glanced at him and happened to meet his eyes, but Wu Liuer was unhappy when she saw his smiling face, and turned around and continued to drink.
Xu Shushu sorted out his words for a while, and then spoke: "Miss Liu'er, you see that in this battle, the weapons I created laid the foundation for the victory of the entire battle, and it was all thanks to my weapons that the army could defeat the enemy so easily, don't you say?"
Wu Liu'er was even more displeased when she was disturbed to drink, and glanced at him: "Hmm, are you showing off to me?"
"No, I'm trying to show you how important I am. ”
Wu Liu'er continued to drink without raising her head: "But you were kissed by a pig!"
Xu was captured: "???"
He still didn't give up, and said: "Not only this battle, I coordinated the three major forces in the Misty Demon Ridge, created countless high-tech weapons, and created an arsenal for our army......"
"But you've been kissed by a pig!"
Xu Shoushou was choked for a moment, hesitated for a while, and then changed his words: "Now the emerging industries developed in the entire Changping County are all the production technologies and patents that I have made......
"But you've been kissed by a pig!"
Xu was captured: "......"
"Sister, can you not keep saying this?"
Wu Liu'er burped, and then said, "Okay." Pigs kissed you!"
Xu was captured: "......"
"Don't mention this again, we can still be good friends!"
Wu Liu'er slammed the wine jar on the table: "What? You still want to transcend friendship with me?
Xu was captured: "......"
Helpless, he had no choice but to leave to find Pang Ye.
However, before he could speak, Pang Ye said first: "I'm not interested in you either!"
After speaking, Pang Ye left.
Xu was captured: "???"
Seeing Pang Ye walking to the bag cat and drinking with the bag cat, he didn't dare to step forward again, his leg was still lame!
Until the end of the celebration banquet, Xu Shushu didn't find a chance to tell Pang Ye about wanting to join the council again.
He touched his receding hairline.
Forget it, I have to work overtime tonight, and I'll talk about it tomorrow.
The next day.
The news of the complete defeat of the state capital army by the Cao Ji Mountain Rebels has spread throughout Xizhou.
This result shocked the Xizhou officialdom and also shocked the Song court.
It is said that Han Zhoumu broke eight cups in one day.
The whole officialdom was condemned to him.
Faced with the pressure from top to bottom in the imperial court, he had already decided that he would personally recruit the bandit army!
There are still two Jindan monks in the entire Xizhou officialdom, in addition to him, there is also a person who is in charge of guarding the Great Demon of the Misty Demon Ridge to attack the state city, but now, he can't care about it so much, and the two Jindan monks must be included in the list of expeditions here.
Not only the two of them Jindan monks, but he also mobilized a large sect in Xizhou, the Giant Eagle Gate.
The Deng Sect Master of the Giant Eagle Gate is also a Jindan monk.
According to the intelligence, there are two masters of Jindan peak cultivation among the bandits, so the state capital can no longer take it lightly, and must go all out.
The three Jindan monks still couldn't make Han Zhoumu feel at ease, so he sent a generous gift to Wuzhou next door to ask for support.
Caizhou Mu of Wuzhou sent back a letter, saying that he was willing to send a Jindan monk to help, and attached a batch of magic weapons that could deal with Jindan monks, hoping that Hanzhou Mu could win!
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!