0248 Swallow plucking
Su Zhe looked curiously, and saw that the fat man was about seven or eight meters tall, and the whole person was very thick.
The big head, small eyes, big nose, big mouth, big belly, big thick legs, and one arm are all on top of Su Zhe's two thicknesses.
A pair of hands is like a fan, and the weight is at least more than 200 catties, and it is very likely that it will be 300 catties soon.
The funniest thing is that his face is like a dough pinched out, with a pimple nose, facial leaves, ears, swollen eye bubbles, thick lips, he looks festive, and his smile is particularly simple.
I don't know if this bun is his nickname, but there is no doubt that the name is really apt, it looks round and fleshy from a distance, just like a large bun.
At this moment, the fat man grabbed the buns on the table with a smile, and took a bite of it, the hot soup flowed sideways, but he didn't feel too hot, one bite at a time, and the four steamed buns went down in a blink of an eye.
Han smiled and said, "It's still delicious buns, brother, I'm not full." ”
The middle-aged man with a roe deer looked sad on his face: "Baozi, business is not good now, it's not easy for my brother to make some money, you can eat so much, my brother can't afford to raise you for a few years, and my brother will have to limit your food in the future." ”
The fat man scratched his head innocently, and said with a bitter face: "Brother, I can't eat enough and don't have the strength to work, these four steamed buns are not enough for me to stuff between my teeth." ”
The middle-aged man smiled lewdly and whispered in his ear: "Baozi, don't say that my brother doesn't take care of you, my brother just took over a big job, does the Huo family know?" ”
"I don't know." The fat man shook his head stupidly.
On the contrary, when Su Zhe heard the Huo family, he immediately noticed it and quietly pricked up his ears.
"Baozi, you fool, you don't even know the Huo family, the richest man in Chongchuan."
The middle-aged man hated that iron could not be made of steel, and knocked on the fat man's head.
Baozi didn't care, rubbed his head, and smiled innocently.
The middle-aged man seemed to have long been accustomed to his stupidity, and continued to whisper: "The Huo family has issued a bounty in the entire Shu, and anyone who can find and kill a person named Su Zhe will be able to receive a bounty of five million from the Huo family. ”
Baozi's face remained unchanged, but he shook his head: "It's not good to kill." ”
The middle-aged man snorted coldly: "If I don't make money anymore, I can't even afford to supply four cages of steamed buns, you can only eat two cages tomorrow, and you can only eat one cage the day after tomorrow." ”
It seemed that the bun had infinite attraction to him, and the bun immediately fell into a tangle: "Brother, how long are those five million enough buns for me to eat?" ”
"One year, enough for you to eat for a whole year according to the standard of ten cages a day."
Seeing that the tone of the bun was loose, the middle-aged man smiled and shouted: "Boss, here are four more steamed buns." ”
Su Zhe was dumbfounded when he heard this, I'll go, what kind of bun is so expensive, five million is only enough to eat for a year?
When Baozi heard that the middle-aged man started to ask for buns again, he immediately smiled.
Counting with thick fingers: "One year, then I eat according to my fill, twenty steamed buns a day, wouldn't I be able to eat for half a year, okay, brother, I'll do it." ”
"Good buns, brother is counting on you."
turned around and shouted at the boss happily: "Boss, add two more cages, even the four cages just now, a total of six cages." ”
"Okay, I'll be there soon."
The boss happily responded.
Su Zhe's face became extremely strange, is this fat man called Baozi have a bad head?
Not to mention five million steamed buns for a year, he is clearly an ordinary person, well, even if he is a rice bucket that can eat twenty steamed buns a day, what confidence does he have to kill himself?
But it's strange here, Baozi is stupid, middle-aged man is not stupid, he is obviously a cunning guy, how can he be so sure that Baozi can kill himself?
It seems that as long as the bun agrees, the Huo family's bounty will be able to get it, this performance is too abnormal?
At this moment, the boss sent six steamed buns again, and the steamed buns stuffed the buns into his mouth with a big smile, and in an instant, the six steamed buns were in his stomach.
It didn't seem to be full yet, Baozi touched his round belly, and looked at the cage drawer on the boss's stall with a blank look, and Su Zhe felt distressed with a resentful look.
But the middle-aged man didn't see it, burying his head in eating his own, as if he was afraid that the buns would ask for a few more baskets of steamed buns.
Tang Yatou also kept an eye on this interesting guy, and when she saw his pitiful appearance, she couldn't bear it.
He raised his voice and said: "Boss, this steamed bun brother has enough steamed buns, and as much as you eat, it's mine." ”
"Okay, Baozi, how many more cages do you want?"
Baozi seems to come often, the boss is very familiar with him, when he hears that someone has a treat, he is immediately overjoyed, he has seen the amount of food in Baozi.
Of course, if you change the owner of any steamed bun shop, you must be impressed by a big customer like steamed buns.
The expression on the face of the bun is very vivid, and the whole dough face blooms little by little like the folds of the bun, and he smiles honestly: "Thank you, sister, you are a good person." ”
Tang Yatou said indifferently, "Since you call me sister, the buns are enough today, just eat them, and eat as much as you want." ”
Baozixiao's eyes couldn't be seen, and the urn said angrily: "I have done a lot of work today, I have lost weight, and I can eat another twenty cages." ”
Su Zhe and the others almost didn't laugh when they heard this, just like your body is like a big meat bun, and you still say that you are thin.
Tang Yatoule chuckled: "Okay, as long as you can eat it, don't say twenty cages, even two hundred cages I can manage." ”
"Thank you, thank you, sister." Baozi was so happy that he hurriedly yelled at the boss: "I'll eat ten cages first, I'm starving to death." ”
The boss Ma Yuer served ten baskets of steamed buns that had just come out of the pot, and the steamed buns looked at the steaming steamed buns, and his face was full of happiness and satisfaction.
But Su Zhe keenly noticed that there was a glint of resentment in the middle-aged man's eyes.
It's just that he disguised it very well, and said to Tang girl ashamedly: "Thank you for this girl, it's all useless for me to be a brother, and I can't even manage a full meal of steamed buns." ”
Su Zhe's contempt for him instantly broke through the sky.
Nima, you are eating Lai Tangyuan, nibbling on the spicy rabbit head with your left hand, holding a bowl of chicken with your right hand, and making a large handful of strings of incense in front of you.
The special one has the face to say that he can't afford to eat the buns, except for deceiving the buns, who else can he coax.
Tang Yatou was obviously not a fool, she looked at him with disdain, and said coldly: "Whether you can't take care of it or don't want to take care of it, everyone knows it, so don't pretend to be pitiful there." ”
I thought that this middle-aged man would be red-eared, but I didn't expect that his face had been cultivated to the point of invulnerability.
He said with a sad face: "Life is not good now, I am really poor, the girl is not an ordinary person at first glance, why don't you trouble you to settle the account of what I eat by the way, thank you." ”
Tang Yatou almost didn't laugh angrily at him, "You dream, I invited Brother Baozi to eat steamed buns because I couldn't get used to you abusing him, and I didn't even let him eat a full meal, and I wanted me to pay for a miser like you, how far you can get out of me." ”
Seeing the dispute, people nearby all looked over, and a middle-aged man who was familiar with the middle-aged man came here with his wife and children for a snack.
Immediately laughed and teased: "Yo, isn't this the great detective of Yan Plucking Hair?" Why are you ready to eat white food again? ”
"Get out, Lao Tzu is called Yan Bamao, not Yan plucking hair, you turtle son, don't ruin Lao Tzu's reputation."
No matter how thick-skinned the middle-aged man is, when he sees an acquaintance present, his face is a little unbearable.
"I'll go, you turtle son who doesn't know your nickname for Yan Plucking, don't pretend to be in front of Lao Tzu."
Another yellow-haired young man interjected disdainfully and ridiculed Yan Ba Spear.
"That's it, you guy doesn't let Baozi eat all day long, and forces him to go to the construction site every day to work to feed you, it's really a lack of morality."
"The paralyzed Lao Tzu has long been tired of looking down on you, what a simple child the bun is, the money he earns every day will be handed over to you, you are so big fish and meat every day, you don't even care about the bun."
"That's it, what about the detective, when did you make a mistake wasn't the bun to help you wipe your ass, your turtle son has no conscience."
"If you hadn't asked for buns, your turtle son would have been beaten to death a long time ago, and you were embarrassed to abuse buns, you should have hit five thunderbolts to kill your turtle son one day."
…… Unexpectedly, at the beginning, many acquaintances around him started to criticize and write, and saw how unpopular Yan plucked his feathers.
Yan Plucked his hair and became angry, and yelled: "Baozi, my brother was bullied, you beat them up for my brother." ”
He roared, and everyone was shocked, looking at Baozi with complicated eyes.
Su Zhe raised his eyebrows, interesting, it seems that this bun is not an ordinary person, it should be very capable of fighting.
Baozi was burying his head in eating the tenth basket of steamed buns, and when he heard this, he raised his head and muttered, "Brother, they are all neighbors, and it's not good to beat people." ”
Yan Plucked Mao's face sank: "Baozi, you dare not listen to me, you white-eyed wolf, you don't want to think about who cared about you eating and drinking at the beginning, without me, can you live until now?" ”
Baozi's face showed embarrassment: "Brother, I know you are good to me, but this is all from the villagers, I can't do it." ”
"You don't care what kind of villagers you are, if you dare to scold me, you will beat me."
Yan Plucked his hair and saw that everyone was looking at the bun in fear, and suddenly became lively again, rolling up his sleeves, looking like he was going to flatten people.
The bun said "oh", and he didn't forget to stuff the bun in his mouth.
The faces of the people around who were unhappy with the buns were cloudy, and they all closed their mouths, looking at the buns and shaking their heads helplessly.
This bun is a tendon, and if the brain is not enough, it will be plucked by the swallow as a gun, and it will be happy.
Yan Plucked his hair and saw that no one was silent, so he turned his strength back.
shouted at the top of his voice: "Didn't you scold Lao Tzu just now?" You turtle sons, there is a kind of scolding again, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you with a hammer......"
Seeing Yan plucking her hair flying at the mouth, looking like a villain, Tang Yatou couldn't stand it anymore, and snorted coldly: "Shut up, scold the street like a shrew, you are still not a man." ”
"Don't think that you dare to shout at Lao Tzu after buying a few baskets of steamed buns, stinky, get out of the way for Lao Tzu."
Yan plucked his hair and was on his head, seeing that no one dared to look at him, he was smug, but he was scolded by Tang Yatou, and he was immediately angry, and he opened his mouth to scold.
Su Zhe's face sank, he had long been unaccustomed to seeing this guy who had plucked his feathers, and now he dared to scold Tang Yatou, which immediately aroused the anger in his heart.
Just as he was about to teach him a lesson, Su Donghai had already snorted coldly, rushed forward, and slapped Yan Plucking Fan.
With a "bang", a meat bun smashed on Su Donghai's hand, and his body was slammed into the past, without hitting Yan Plucking.
Yan Plucking was shocked, ran behind the steamed bun who stood up slowly, and pointed at Su Donghai viciously: "Bun, give me a call." ”
Baozi showed a look of embarrassment on his face: "They came with my sister, I'm embarrassed to fight." ”
Su Zhe's pupils shrank, and he looked away, this strange guy didn't have a trace of internal force on his body, just like an ordinary person.
But it was strange that a bun thrown out could repel Su Donghai in the Diwu Realm.