Chapter 0942: I'm going to smash it

Thinking of this, Dong Zhiqi said in a deep voice: "Since this is the case, then I will compare with you!" You choose how you want to play! ”

"What are you kidding, you're too unkind? You're the president, you must be more powerful than the two of them, isn't this bullying? Hongmao sneered a few times and directly rejected Dong Zhiqi's suggestion.

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, so what do you want?" Dong Zhiqi asked with some annoyance.

The red hair pointed at Xiao Chen, and said with a wicked smile: "That's it, this guy is also from the martial arts club, let's compare with him!" ”

Although he knew that Dong Zhiqi's strength was not good, the purpose of the red hair on stage was to deal with Xiao Yi, otherwise he would not be too lazy to waste time on stage, and he would not really come to perform the show!

"Huh? This ......" Dong Zhiqi was stunned for a moment, his expression was a little embarrassed, and he subconsciously looked at Xiao Chen.

"Okay, what do you want to compare? I'm here to help! To Dong Zhiqi's great surprise, Xiao Chen did not refuse, but smiled slightly and readily agreed.

"You're lying on the table, and you're also performing chest smashing boulders, but you have to let him smash it, do you dare?" The red hair pointed at the young ninja, he was also a little surprised, he thought it would take a little more talk, but he didn't expect Xiao Yi to agree at once! This guy is quite easy to fool!

Xiao Chen was secretly funny, the red hair was going to smash him to death? But he didn't care, and said lightly: "Oh, yes, then come on!" ”

"Xiao Yi, this thing is too dangerous, should I come?" Dong Zhiqi was startled, and hurriedly spoke to stop him.

Dong Zhiqi was very surprised, what happened to Xiao Yi? I usually have to find someone to help you move a brick, but now I promise to do it so happily! The red-haired man made it clear that he was agitated. How did he fall for it?

"Tsk, I can't really be right, right? It seems that your martial arts club is just a faΓ§ade. actually found two tots to replace them on an occasion like the art festival party. It's so disappointing to play this kind of fake show for the audience! The red hair took the microphone and sneered with a cheap smile.

The audience heard Hongmao's remarks, and some of them had already begun to talk in a low voice, and they also cast puzzled glances at Dong Zhiqi.

"President Dong, don't worry! I'm fine. Xiao Chen patted Dong Zhiqi's shoulder, gave him a reassuring look, then lay down on the table, and said lightly: "I'm ready, you guys carry the stone up!" ”

"Alas......" Dong Zhiqi sighed. I also know that if I continue to persuade him, the situation will definitely be more troublesome and more suspicious! Since Xiao Yi insisted, he no longer stopped and took Jamusen to move the stones.

Seeing that Xiao Chen was really lying down and preparing to be "smashed", the spirit came up again, and they were all concentrated, wondering whether the martial arts club was worthy of its name or a virtual appearance.

When the stone was firmly placed on Xiao Chen's body, the young ninja was afraid that he would regret it. I couldn't wait to pick up the hammer, raise it to the highest point, and then sneered: "Hehe! Classmate, I'm going to smash it. Close your eyes and enjoy! ”

After saying that, the young ninja used all his strength. Take the hammer and smash it down!

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

I heard three muffled noises in turn, the first of which was a boulder being smashed to pieces by a young ninja. The second sound was when he was hit on the head by one of the large pieces of flying rubble, and the third was when the young ninja was knocked unconscious by the rubble. The sound of falling straight down on the stage.

Then there was silence, the members of the martial arts club and the audience were all stupid, including the host, who was also stunned with his mouth wide open, what the hell is going on?

The red hair also couldn't come back to his senses for a long time, and he smashed the brick once just now, why was it smashed again? Could it be that this stone has a grudge against the young ninja?

"Hahaha!"

After a moment of sluggishness, the audience suddenly burst into bursts of laughter, they didn't expect the performance of the martial arts club to be so humorous, the guy in the ninja costume looked like a clown! A few people kept patting their thighs, laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists.

Xiao Chen stood up, patted the dust on his body, looked at the stupid red hair, and said with a smile: "Oh, I know, in fact, you also support the martial arts club in your hearts, so you specially came to cooperate with our performance, right?" ”

"What...... What does it mean? The red fur didn't react, a little overwhelmed.

"Our show is actually a bit strict, not so funny, so you and that funny guy came up together to challenge, and deliberately performed a self-harm to make the audience laugh, is that what it means?" Xiao Chen covered his stomach and laughed exaggeratedly: "Hahaha!" I have to say that your effect has been achieved! I'm really laughing at it, I think you can win the best comic prize tonight! ”

The audience in the audience, who had already stopped laughing, were immediately amused again when they heard Xiao Chen's words, and kept applauding the red hair, cheering and cheering, and some people whistled at him.

"I ......" Hongmao was speechless, opened his mouth but couldn't say anything, listening to the harsh laughter from the audience, he was so angry that his brain was about to erupt, so he had to pretend not to hear Xiao Chen's words, and quickly rushed to the young ninja's side, kicking him a few times, trying to wake him up.

"Don't kick! If you accidentally kick him into a brain wreck, you will have to support his family for the rest of your life! Xiao Chen cleaned up the broken bricks and said leisurely: "How is it?" Is it better than that? Our martial arts club is always with you to the end! ”

"Humph! Not comparable. The red-haired snorted hatefully, and dragged the young ninja to the backstage with a look of anger.

"The martial arts club is awesome! It's all good! ”

The audience shouted in unison, and the endless applause rang out, and the group of girls were even brighter, covering their chests, almost stunned by the handsome men on the stage.

However, one of them stared at Xiao Chen viciously, his chest heaving and heaving, and he seemed to be angry.

"The surname is Du! This is your master's masterpiece? This is the extremely powerful person you are talking about? What the hell is this show, it's all shameful to Mars! Xue Gao jumped like thunder, pointed at Du Rongwei's nose and scolded bitterly.

He was so angry that his lungs were about to burst, not only did he not teach Xiao Yi a lesson, but instead made the other party show off, people who didn't know the truth really thought that the red-haired people were going up to be harlequins, and they were a foil to the martial arts club!

"This ......" Du Rongwei was also stupid, and tried to justify: "Xue Shao, I think they may have deliberately paralyzed Xiao Yi's kid and cut him when he stepped down!" After all, in full view of everyone, it's not easy for them to do it directly, right? ”

"It had better be! Otherwise, you don't want to get a penny, and you will pay for the medical expenses yourself! Xue Gao was still very angry, and said viciously when he heard this. (To be continued......)