Chapter 288: Wife, What Is Your Relationship With Pigs?
Almighty netizens are really powerful.
Yu Kexin glanced at it twice, then threw the phone screen down on the table: "You better figure it out yourself!" β
"What's wrong?" Ye Chenmeng took the phone, unlocked it and looked at the god reply of the netizens below.
The first floor said: Ask directly if you are willing!
There are a lot of posts downstairs, but none of them are reliable.
Some people say: Bring a spare tire directly, and if the proposal is successful, tell the spare tire that he has no chance. If the other party is unwilling, tell the other party that you and the spare tire are true love.
There are also people who say that the most practical thing is to propose marriage on the ground, and generally no one will refuse.
There are also undressing and going directly to the house, or taking a pregnancy test form to force marriage.
The only reliable one is to propose in a hot air balloon.
However, this stalk has already been used in the TV series, and there is nothing new about it!!
Ye Chenmeng slapped his mobile phone on the table: "Sure enough, I still have to figure out my own way!" β
She thought for a while, and suddenly asked Yu Kexin with bright eyes: "What do you think I should do if I take Lan Er to jump off the building?" β
"Oh my mother! Are you martyrdom or are you proposing? Yu Kexin touched Ye Chenmeng's head: "There is no fever either!" β
"Of course it's a marriage proposal. Isn't there a Macau Tower? The tallest bungee tower. Lan Er and I went parachute jumping last time before. Think about it, if in the process of bungee jumping, you suddenly see a banner pulled below, will it be particularly innovative? Ye Chenmeng said excitedly.
Yu Kexin shattered all her beautiful illusions with one sentence, she said: "Macau Tower first you have to go to Macau, but as far as I know, your Lan Er should not have time to accompany you to Macau." Didn't you say before that the company was going to organize a tour in mid-November? β
"That's right...... I'm trying to get this in place before I travel. Ye Chenmeng was silent for a while before saying, "Otherwise, it will be according to the ordinary marriage proposal ceremony." Decide on a restaurant to make a cake and write a sensational line? β
"Actually, I think the idea of going up to the marriage with the pregnancy test just now is quite good. But your stomach isn't very angry! Yu Kexin glanced at Ye Chenmeng.
Ye Chenmeng touched his flat lower abdomen: "I think it's better to think of other ways!" β
"Why don't I ask Wei Junliu, he has acted in so many idol dramas, he should always have some reliable ideas." After Yu Kexin finished speaking, she took out her mobile phone and dialed Wei Junliu's phone.
Ye Chenmeng glanced at it sharply, but saw that Wei Jun's remarks on his mobile phone changed from Xiao Junjun to his work partner Mr. Wei.
This change made Ye Chenmeng fall through the glasses a bit.
The call was quickly connected.
Wei Junliu seemed to have been woken up by a phone call.
"Xiao Xin'er, do you know what time I slept last night?"
"I didn't sleep with you last night, how do I know what time you slept!" Yu Kexin said angrily.
Wei Junliu rubbed his sleepy eyes, closed his eyes and teased: "Listen to you, do you want to sleep with me at night?" I'm pretty big, I'll give it to you on the right! β
"Is it not three meters two in your house? Plus two international supermodels are no problem, of course they can accommodate me! Don't mess around with you, ask you a very serious thing. Yu Kexin said.
"Hmm." Wei Junliu replied lazily: "Do you want to discuss the play or the kiss scene with me?" β
"I'll talk to you about emotional drama." Yu Kexin said: "You have been acting for so many years, have you ever got that kind of constructive idea about marriage proposal from the play? β
"Marriage proposal? Who proposes to whom? You and Director Xin? Wei Junliu suddenly turned over and sat up, and all the drowsiness was swept away.
Yu Kexin didn't bother to explain, so she said, "Do you have it or not?" β
"Yes! Directly ask him if he marries, if he doesn't marry, if he doesn't marry, cut him! After Wei Junliu finished speaking, he hung up the phone.
Yu Kexin listened to the busy sound on the phone, glanced at the phone, and threw the phone aside in disgust. Then he looked at Ye Chenmeng and pointed to his mobile phone and said, "Wei Junliu has eaten cannons!" β
Ye Chenmeng smiled: "Isn't it the little Junjun of the cunning?" How did you change your name from Xiao Junjun to 'work partner Mr. Wei'? Isn't this a bit of a big discrepancy? β
"It's not like you lost the bet! I knew I wouldn't have agreed to bet if I was killed! β
As soon as Yu Kexin's words fell, the mobile phone rang again. mistakenly thought that Wei Junliu called again, Yu Kexin didn't even look at the phone number, so she directly connected and said: "Wei Junliu, did you grow up eating firecrackers?" It's not the New Year yet, what did you explode? β
"Wei Junliu?" Xin Zihan's cold voice came from the phone.
Yu Kexin's hand shook and subconsciously glanced at the caller ID. Silence......
Hung up the phone and looked at Ye Chenmeng and smirked: "I'll go first, and there will be a period later." If Xin Zihan asks about me, you will say that I am dead. Small things summon spirits, big things dig graves! Bye!! β
After Yu Kexin finished speaking, she flashed with her bag.
When I walked to the door, I suddenly looked back at her and said, "By the way, don't thank me too much." Do something small for you. β
Ye Chenmeng was confused and looked at Yu Kexin's fleeing figure.
What did she do for herself? Eat with yourself and come up with ideas?
However, Ye Chenmeng was still too naΓ―ve.
When she returned to Lanli Villa in the evening, she knew what Yu Kexin's so-called little thing was......
When she got home, Lan Lichuan happened to be unpacking the box.
Ye Chenmeng stepped forward and looked at the man curiously, "What is it?" β
The man shook his head: "Your name is written on it, you think about whether you bought something online." β
Ye Chenmeng thought about it carefully and shook his head.
Seeing that Lan Lichuan took the blade and was about to disassemble it, Ye Chenmeng suddenly pressed Lan Lichuan's arm, and said weakly: "Could it be a bomb?" β
"Mrs. Lan, if it's a bomb, will the courier company pick it up?" Lan Lichuan looked at his stupid wife speechlessly.
Ye Chen dreamed: "That's right! β
"Wife, what do you have to do with pigs?"
"Conjugal relationship."
"......" reacted quite quickly this time, and he knew how to scold people by inference! The children can be taught.
Ye Chenmeng looked at the express box and said, "It may also be a photo with blood, or a dead mouse." β
Regarding the invincible imagination of women, Mr. Lan said that he was very big: "Wife, what did you say I liked you back then?" How did you decide to stay with you? β
Ye Chenmeng pondered for a moment, and said with a confident smile: "You may have taken a fancy to my innocence!" β
"Actually, I have a crush on your breasts. Because there is a saying: big breasts without brains. The man glanced at the woman's firm chest.
The woman actually lay on her shoulder and smiled contentedly: "...... Husband, this is the first time you have praised my big breasts! β
After laughing, I felt that something was wrong, and I reacted after a while: "Who do you say has no brains!" Say who has a low IQ! β
Lan Lichuan was silent about his wife's IQ.
After a while, Ye Chenmeng turned on the self-talk mode again, and said with a smile: "Forget it, if you don't have a brain, you don't have a brain!" Anyway, with you, what's the use of me asking for an IQ? In the future, I will be responsible for the appearance of the table, and you will be responsible for the ethereal IQ! Okay, okay, take it apart and see what it is! β
Lan Lichuan opened the cardboard box. Stunned......
His white, slender fingers picked up the pure black thing in the box......
Across the air in front of the woman's eyes, Shengsheng raised the entire room by two levels.
However, before he could ask Mrs. Lan what kind of style this was, he heard the woman say two words to him with a blushing face: "I hate it~"
Mr. Lan collapsed for a while before he came back to his senses and looked at her and asked, "Mrs. Lan, what is this rope?" What are the features? β
...... "Isn't this a rope?" Ye Chenmeng snatched the things from the man's hand, blushed and said, "These are pants...... Are pants good? It's the kind of sumo wrestlers wear...... Forehead...... Scaled-down version! That's right, a scaled-down version! β
"Wife, cover it up." Lan Lichuan took out another piece from the box and handed it to Ye Chenmeng.
Ye Chenmeng put the things back in the box again, blushed and said, "Husband, you used to like this!" β
Lan Lichuan turned the box over, pointed to the recipient on it and said, "It's your name written on it!" β
"That's why you hate it! You bought it yourself, and you have to write my name......" She lowered her eyes and looked shy.
Lan Lichuan raised his forehead, and then took out the last one under the box, but he didn't deny it and said, "I like this style a lot." β
Ye Chenmeng looked at it and was embarrassed!
Yu Kexin!!
Isn't that the one she tried at the mall that day? When did this man actually let people pack and send it over? And the style of this thong ......
I really wanted to strangle that woman.
I finally understood what she meant by the no-thank you sentence she had in the restaurant today!
Ye Chenmeng put it into the box with a smirk and said, "It must have been sent by mistake!" β
"Hmm!" Lan Lichuan nodded cooperatively, glanced at it and said, "How can my wife wear this size?" This is my wife's size from six years ago. Now ......"
Glancing at the woman's chest, she proudly said, "It's big!" β
Ye Chenmeng's face flushed, and he changed the topic: "Today I heard Sister Zhang say that you went to solve the problem of Lingfeng Group in the morning, what is wrong with Lingfeng Group?" β
Wen Wan transferred all the shares of Lingfeng Group to Leng Yifeng's name. After Leng Chan passed away, all the shares of Leng Chan's hands on Leng Group also returned to Leng Yifeng. Cheng Ming is just a person from Wen Wan, if Cheng Ming agrees to sell the shares in hand to Leng Yifeng, Leng Yifeng will be the largest shareholder of Lingfeng International besides you. Lan Lichuan said.
Ye Chenmeng frowned, didn't Wen Wan's move make it clear that he wanted Leng Yifeng to control Ling Feng?
"So what do you think? Since Cheng Ming is Wen Wan's person, then we can't buy it back from Cheng Ming at a high price! β
"Hmm." Lan Lichuan replied lightly: "What does Mrs. Lan think?" β
"What do you think?" Ye Chenmeng asked.