Xu Shushu thought to himself that he was also a traverser, why Tang Xiao was always cool, but he was cowardly.

It's not scientific!

Shouldn't the traverser be free to pretend to be forced?

Pretending to be forced is the ultimate goal of the traverser.

The traverser does not pretend to be forced, what is the difference between it and salted fish?

So he began to think about this important question, how can he pretend to be forced?

The first thing that comes to his mind is his own image.

Dress smart!

There's also a great mount!

The former is easy to solve, but the latter is a lack of resources.

So he found Uncle Tang, who was in charge of material management, and pleaded: "Prime Minister, can you give me a mount, so that I will not lose my eldest brother's face if I follow my eldest brother." ”

It is well known that he called Tang Xiao his eldest brother.

Uncle Tang readily agreed, "Yes, what kind of mount do you want?"

Xu Shoushou smiled: "It's not very demanding, just a little awesome." ”

Uncle Tang was surprised: "There is still such a request?"

"Is this a difficult request?" asked Xu Xu, tentatively.

"It's not that difficult, it's just ...... Alas, forget it, you'll give it to you if you want. ”

A moment later, Uncle Tang brought a cow.

Xu Shou's face was full of black lines in an instant.

Damn, I don't want this kind of!

He never expected Uncle Tang to be a very open-minded person.

He laughed and said, "My Prime Minister, I want a mount like the eldest brother's Flame Warrior! Not like this!"

Uncle Tang scratched his head: "But that doesn't meet your requirements." That's not a cow after all. ”

"No, that's the way it is!"

"Oh well. ”

A moment later, Uncle Tang brought the old sow that he had said he was going to give to Tang Xiao as a mount.

This is a wild boar from another world, and its fur is red, which is a little different from the wild boar in Xu Xu's impression, so that he didn't see that it was an ordinary wild boar for a while.

He looked at the old sow and said, "This is a little similar to the eldest brother's mount, but it doesn't look like it, is this also a flame war?"

Uncle Tang said: "There is only one Flame Flame War Bird in the entire Luo County, which is not the same breed as the Flame War Bomb. ”

When Xu Shushu heard this, he felt that this old sow was also some kind of strange beast in the cultivation world.

After all, it can be compared to the existence of Yanhao Zhan Bi, even if it is not the same species, but it doesn't sound bad like this, right?

So he couldn't wait to ride the old sow, and after riding it with joy, he realized that he didn't ask the name of this mount, so he turned his head and asked Uncle Tang: "What kind of beast is this mount?"

"This is a wild boar!"

"Wild boar duck? wait, wild boar! is this a wild boar?" Xu was stunned for a moment.

The old sow felt that the people on her body were disgusting her, and immediately ran away without anger.

Before Xu Shoushu could react, he became a man like the wind, galloping directly in the wind, leaving only a scream of ahhhhhhhh

His voice seemed to frighten the old sow, and the old sow braked, and he flew out of the old sow because of the effect of inertia.

His heart trembled again, but the whole person could only be messy in the air, his vision was spinning, and he didn't know where he would hit.

Suddenly, he felt that his legs were entangled by something, and the momentum of the whole person's take-off was stopped instantly, and with a bang, the scene in front of him was presented in his field of vision upside down, and he seemed to be hanging upside down in the air.

He shifted his gaze to his feet, and was relieved to see that he was hanging from a tree, his feet were entangled in vines, and the whole person was fine.

But when he moved his gaze back to the front, he was shocked to see that the old sow couldn't stop the car at all, but was rushing towards him, only half a meter away.

The huge pig's head grew bigger and bigger in his pupils.

His heart felt more and more slumped.

He wanted to break free from the vine, but at this time his heart was in turmoil, and the vine that would have been easily broken free by the monk was too anxious to break free at all in a hurry.

He could only watch as the pig's head got closer and closer.

At last.

The pig's head finally kissed him.

The moment the pig's head touched his mouth, the old sow stopped the car.

This scene was clearly seen by Uncle Tang, who came in a hurry.

Some of the soldiers who were alarmed also watched this scene with wide eyes.

This...... Fuck it! Hang upside down on a tree and kiss an old sow!

Really good at playing!

Is this a pervert when you have been single for too long?

After all, there are some people in this world who like to play with animals and have some excitement.

But to say that it was an accident, the onlookers who came to watch behind them did not believe it, first of all, no one would hang so idly on the tree, and secondly, wasn't it just a few vines wrapped around their feet?

However, Xu Shoushu's heart was crying without tears at this time.

If he had a chance to do it all over again, he would never have gotten on this old sow...... of the back.

By the time Tang Xiao returned to the county government, the story of Xu Yu's fancy kiss with the old sow had been widely circulated among the Cao Ji Mountain rebels.

Uncle Tang also whispered to others: "He first asked me for bullshit, and after I gave him a cow, he disliked it, so he asked me for the old sow, and then you will know what happened, I really didn't expect him to look polite, and he still has this kind of habit, it's really unseemly!"

Those who heard this nodded their heads.

And when Xu Shushu heard this, he even wanted to die.

Not long after, he led the old sow to Uncle Tang, slammed the table, and smashed the reins holding the old sow on the table.

At this time, he was already calm, and he was deceiving himself that nothing to be ashamed of had happened.

He felt that as long as he pretended to be calm, all rumors would be self-defeating.

He said to Uncle Tang: "I don't want this mount anymore! Prime Minister, you are playing tricks on me at all, I want a mount as majestic as Yanhao Zhan Yan, not an old sow!"

Uncle Tang couldn't help but take two steps back, distanced himself from Xu Shou, and said, "But I said it all, that kind of mount is the only end of the entire Luo County." But ......"

"But what?" Xu said, as if he saw hope.

"But Sir's Flame Warrior is male, and this boar is female, and if they are allowed to mate, they may be able to give birth to a mighty beast. ”

Xu Shoushu's face instantly sank.

"Can these different species mate?"

"Who's to say that different species can't mate? Horses and donkeys can give birth to mules, dragons and horses can give birth to dragons and horses, and some exotic beasts are spiritual creatures, and they can have offspring with many animals. ”

"Really?" Xu Shushu's eyes gradually realized that he felt that Uncle Tang was so reasonable, this is the world of cultivation, who said that different species can't give birth to offspring?

Uncle Tang nodded: "Uncle, I'm so old, will I lie to you?"

So Xu Shou took the old sow with anticritious expectations again, and went straight to the animal pen that Tang Xiao had built for Yan Hao.

He took out a handful of ancestral leeks and walked towards the innocent flame with an innocent face.

Then he put the leeks in the feed of the flame and watched the flame and the war eat the leek.

The leeks had already been drugged by him.

Guarantee that the flame can become a teddy beast in seconds, the sky and the earth are said to be air, I will come, I will see me conquer!

At this moment, Tang Xiao came over to take his mount to inspect the terrain of the four seats in Luo County.

Xu Shoushu, who was about to drive the old sow into the animal pen, stopped his pace and watched Tang Xiao walk into the animal pen, but he didn't stop it at all.

At this time, he suddenly wondered what kind of story Yan Hao Zhan Yu would have with Tang Xiao!

Then his dead soul rose irrepressibly.

If Tang Xiao also had some unknown scandal with his mount, then he would not be alone.

After all, if someone is as unlucky as himself, then it is not really unlucky.

Besides, this unlucky person is still Tang Xiao, who will dare to spread such rumors in the future!

So he tiptoed to the door of the pen with a little excitement, and when he saw that the whole pen was trembling, he immediately showed a perverted grin, and then cautiously looked inside, wanting to see the spring light inside......

Soon return to the plot of the conquest, and ask for some recommendation votes to appease Xu Shou's wounded heart~

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