"After graduating with a master's degree from Harvard, he must be very young, and it is estimated that he will not be more than 28 years old. Wow, young student, I like it! I'm going to dump my boyfriend at Beijing University and roll the sheets with him and give birth to a smart little monkey with an IQ of over 200. "Another girl is a nymphomaniac.

"Normally, 22 years old college graduate, two years master's degree, this year's graduation is 26 years old. Since the counselor did not say what year he graduated, but only said that he was a young teacher, then we can relax the age to 5 years, and the new teacher is between 26 and 31 years old. A boy said that he finally had a student with a brain slightly worthy of Fudan University.

"I'm against teacher-student love! The reason is very simple, old men will encroach on my mate selection base and emotional space. A boy shouted.

"What a big husband can't do without a wife! I am not competitive enough, even if you are sent to the Republic of China Girls' School, you will not be able to find a girlfriend. If you want to hug the beauty, you have to be hard enough for your little brother. A boy yelled dirtyly.

"Haizi is right, talented and good-looking and powerful people represent the right of priority to mate, and Hao Shuai and Meng Ling'er in our class are a natural pair." A boy said extremely flatteringly. The more he talked, the more outrageous it became, and he forced the topic of the new teacher to others.

"Beard, I've got your back. If the teacher is too popular, I'll help you get ahead in class and let him make a fool of himself in public, so that he knows that we post-00s are not easy to mess with, and he will seduce female students as soon as possible. A gruff male voice said.

Nima, what is this, it makes me Chen Chumo seem to be a devil entering the village, and the foul language is unbearable! Lao Tzu's girlfriends can't be counted on both hands, and no matter how bad his character is, he won't be able to snatch women with you little kids. In the eyes of these freshmen, Chen Chumo felt deeply hurt.

"Doot toot!" There was a knock on the door, and the whole class fell silent in an instant.

The young students, who were still laughing and noisy, looked at Chen Chumo in unison.

"Are you a first-year in philosophy?" Chen Chumo asked.

"Yes, we are a 17th grade rookie class in the Department of Philosophy," a glasses girl with a double ponytail replied seriously, with the rigorous appearance of a class cadre.

After confirming that he had not gone to the wrong classroom, Chen Chumo walked straight onto the podium.

"Hello students, my name is Chen Chumo, and I will teach you the course Introduction to Philosophy this semester. If you are new to the city, please advise me if there is anything that is not being done. After Chen Chumo finished speaking, he bowed to his classmates, looking polite.

"Wow, you're so handsome, teacher! I'm going to sit in the front row and eat your saliva in the next class! A girl sitting in the back row screamed.

Sister, don't talk so explicitly, okay, it scares me. I'm afraid that choosing the front row will disappoint you, although I, Chen Chumo, will drool when I see a beautiful woman, but I never spit when I speak, and it is too arbitrary for you to rashly give up the opportunity to sit in the back row and sleep lazy!

"I'm sorry, but the teacher's saliva is limited and can't quench your thirst. I met you for the first time, and I didn't know my classmates, so I'll click on my name first, and the students who read the name should stand up and recognize it to the teacher. Chen Chumo took out a list from his purse and said.

"Teacher, can I ask you a question?" A girl interrupted Chen Chumo and asked.

"Excuse me." Chen Chumo nodded and replied.

"Teacher, do you have a girlfriend? Mind having a relationship in the class? The girl was allowed to ask.

"Idiot, how can you ask this question! What if you have a girlfriend, it's a big deal to grab it. A girl next to the girl muttered.

"Students, please ask questions about professional courses in class in the future. Again, I don't answer personal questions, either during class hours or outside of class. Chen Chumo said.

The dean has already explained that teacher-student love is forbidden in the school. I finally found a decent job, and I didn't want to be fired before I got my first salary.

"Teacher, I think Xiaomi's problem just now is a professional-related problem. Which girl is not pregnant with spring, teacher, you are handsome and chic, the girls in our class like it very much, and your personal problems have become a concern for the girls. As the saying goes, if you care, you will be chaotic, and if you are disturbed, you will not be able to go to class. In order to return everyone's peace of mind, your personal problems are no longer simply personal problems, but everyone's problems, and the problems in the class about doing a good job in professional courses. Another girl chimed in.

There are 30 students in the class, 18 girls, you and I say a word, Chen Chumo can't cope with it no matter how clever he is. Well, if you don't sell some privacy today, you won't be able to take this lesson.

"I am born in the 90s, 26 years old this year, with a height of 193 and a weight of 85 kilograms. Born in Yueyang, Hunan Province, and raised in Hayakawa Province, he studied abroad for 6 years and had short-term work experience on Wall Street. Half a year ago, I returned to China to visit my family, and being a lecturer at Fudan was my first job in China. Chen Chumo said.

Although Harvard quit the school basketball team as soon as he entered the school, Chen Chumo, who was busy with his studies, would squeeze out time and practice with the team two or three times a week for six years. Even though he no longer belongs to the basketball team, he still trains as hard as any official player, which is why he has such a tall and muscular model physique.

"Teacher, we all know this, can you tell us about your interests and specialties?" A girl was very dissatisfied with Chen Chumo's perfunctory.

The information that Chen Chumo said can be seen in the file, even if he doesn't say it, these girls can know through various channels outside of class, and they are not vexatious.

"I don't have bad habits, and I'm not interested in other messy things, I just like to read books and attend classes. As for the specialty, the personal talent is dull, and there is really no strength that can be done except for the height specialty. When it comes to mate selection, I only like women and have no interest in men. Pursuing the concept of monogamous ethical marriage and love, he already has a fiancée, who is very beautiful and generous. In the face of the girls' coaxing again, Chen Chumo tried to calm down the situation.

The dean said that if a teacher can't suppress students in the classroom, then he is not worthy of the profession of a teacher, and Chen Chumo deeply agrees with this.

"How can you personally have no hobbies, how can Harvard students have no specialties, and the teacher tells lies and disrespects us!" A girl said.

"Men are unmarried and women are unmarried, Ming people don't say secret words, teacher, I want cement." Another girl openly shows her love.

"Woohoo! I'm against it! ”

"Hahaha! In the tank! ”

"Together, together!"

"Shameless!"

As soon as these words came out, the whole class was like a frying pan, and everyone followed the girl and started to coax. The post-zero generation is too egoistic and assertive, and it's really hard to control.

"Bang Bang!" Chen Chumo tapped the blackboard a few times, trying to attract the attention of the class.

"Quiet, quiet, please pay attention to classroom discipline. Now for roll call! Chen Chumo shouted loudly.

"Lu Lu!"

"Here!" A chubby boy stood up in the middle.

"Teacher, I am from Luzhou, Sichuan Province, with you." The boy added.

"Well, it's nice to have a companion to come home with during the holidays." Chen Chumo said

"Next, high math." Nima, this name is absolutely amazing, and it is directly named after the mathematics course of the basic discipline of science and engineering.

"Here!" A skinny boy stood up in the first row, the same classmate who had just been called 'mouse' by his classmates.

Although the mouse is short and slender, his eyes are round and shiny, and he looks like a clever classmate.

"Teacher, I am from Yangjiang, Guangdong Province, even if I am told anything in the future, I am very happy to serve my classmates and teachers." Rat added.

It turned out to be from Guangdong Province, no wonder he looked so shrewd. Chen Chumo did not have any disgust for the deliberate flattery of the mouse, but had a good impression of him.

The rat is short in stature, probably because the family environment is not good and the nutrition cannot keep up. But since he can be admitted to Fudan, it proves that this kid is not endless. Everyone loves talents, especially the talented people who are disadvantaged in society, so Chen Chumo decided to let the rat serve as a bridge of communication between him and his classmates in the future.

If it weren't for the compulsion of life, no one would want to bow their heads and bow their waists to please others. Chen Chumo knows that people like rats know that pleasing others is pleasing themselves and pleasing life, no matter how difficult the situation is, they can only make their bodies kneel, and the depths of their souls are more stubborn and unyielding than anyone else!

"Kong Xiangdong!"

"Here!" A big man in the back row stood up very reluctantly, just now he was sneering at the rat for deliberately helping the counselor fetch water to cover Chen Chumo's personal information.

"A native of Lu Province." The big man added. The voice replied very little, very different from the loud voice of the rat just now.

"Meng Ling'er!"

"Here! ... Teacher, I am from Nanjing, Jiangsu Province. An extremely beautiful girl stood up and said timidly.

Short hair, high nose, fair skin, slender figure, similar to the female star Chen Duling, a little girl with a lot of aura. This should be the class flower, or the department flower, the school flower. Such a first-love girl, anyone who sees it will fall in love at first sight, but Chen Chumo does not have the feeling of a deer crashing into his heart, he may be really old in front of this group of post-zeros.

"Hao Shuai!"

"Here! I am from Zhejiang Province. A handsome man with a slender figure got up and replied softly.

Hiss! This little white face is also too handsome, it's simply a combination of Hu Ge and Lu Yi. With this skin, I don't know how many girls will be harmed by him.

"He Hai!"

"Hu Feng!"

......

Next, Chen Chumo named the other students one by one, and the whole process took almost twenty minutes.

After the roll call, Chen Chumo did not pick up the textbook to attend the class, but roughly summarized the subject of Introduction based on his understanding of philosophy.