Chapter 141: Two Tests
Bole knows good horses, heroes cherish heroes.
Since Dianne listened so attentively today, I have to show some dry goods, at least worthy of the welfare that the goddess has given me.
What benefits?
In the process of my storytelling just now, I started professionally, quietly touching the smooth little feet of the goddess, up and down, all relying on her to listen to me attentively.
The feel is really soft, the same as her pink skin, and the feet of people who practice dance are the most often exercised, and they feel soft and spiritual.
Since Dianne didn't notice it, I had to continue.
"Okay, senior sister, it's not very good to fight and kill, then I'll tell you a story that is true, but it's not a fight." I cleared my throat and looked like a storyteller, and Diane nodded obediently: "It's tonight's story, make me happy, and let you kiss it." ”
"Hehe, senior sister, you are so good to me." I smiled slightly, and my hand wandered away again.
"Hmph, even if you have a little conscience, you know that I am good to you, tell me quickly."
"You should have heard that there is a test of going out of the mountain to practice martial arts." I paused, and immediately piqued Diane's interest, and my big eyes looked at me with a bright eye, and my hand slowly swam to her calf.
"And the test of my departure from the mountain is to jump on a tree with a bamboo pole."
"What? Bamboo poles? What kind of test is this, shouldn't it be to defeat the elder brother? Or defeat what the Eighteen Bronze Men are. As soon as I began, Diane interrupted me curiously.
Hehe, defeat the big brother? Let's play too much of the game, since it's a senior brother, how can it be so wasteful, the person who has practiced martial arts for the longest time should be the senior brother, and the person who is most likely to inherit the master's position, obviously a person whose strength is first-class in the door.
"The one you said belongs to the folk fabrication, in ancient times, when you practiced martial arts and went down the mountain, there might be a requirement to defeat someone, but now it's a modern society, if you don't learn the art well and are broken, then the master didn't work hard to teach an apprentice in vain? You also know that there are fewer and fewer people who practice martial arts now, and I cherish it. I explained, and she sighed and asked me, "What do you mean by jumping on a tree with a bamboo pole?" Is there any difficulty in this? ”
"It's difficult, think about it, it's a bamboo pole, it's very thin and easy to break, the weight of the person who practices martial arts is not light, the strength of the wrist and arm is still great, if you don't grasp it well, the bamboo pole will break and fall directly to the ground." My explanation made Diane look curious and surprised again.
Although it is not a story of fighting and killing, it is also an anecdote, and in her opinion, it definitely sounds funny.
I found a new routine to coax the goddess, and by the way, I can take advantage of it, which is a double win.
"The so-called bamboo pole jumping on the tree, in fact, is the master to test our grasp of strength, to be precise, is a test of cotton strength and skill, with cotton strength to support the easily broken bamboo pole, but also to the body flexible to borrow the strength of the instant on the tree." I had spoken a lot of jargon, and Dianne was clearly in a fog, and my hand had quietly pulled the goddess to my side and rested it on her soft waist.
"Is it just four or two thousand pounds?" She suddenly woke up.
"Well, that's pretty much what it means, senior sister, you're still very smart." I complimented her, just to make it easier to start.
She nodded proudly, her eyes wide, and she looked cute, and I really wanted to kiss her now.
"It's hard to think about, so how many times have you practiced? Didn't it hurt to fall? ”
"If you master the power of femininity, it's actually not difficult, but it's not the only one to go down the mountain." I continued to arouse her curiosity, my hand was already slowly wrapping around her waist, she obediently leaned on me, did not interrupt me, I continued: "After jumping to the tree with a bamboo pole, there will be a monkey on the tree, and then you have to stab the monkey with a bamboo pole, you can't sweep or hit, you can only stab." ”
"It's not difficult, just stab faster."
I immediately shook my head, as if I had returned to the days of that trial, and everything seemed to be a little nostalgic, and it turned out that the things of the past, no matter how hard it was, were actually fun to look back on, because there was no going back.
"Why choose monkeys, because monkeys are clever, the reaction is particularly fast, in terms of alertness, animals are already several times faster than human reactions, and monkeys are thin and small, and the sensitivity is injurious to people, they can only stab but not sweep, indicating that there can only be a small point of the bamboo pole to attack, such a small point, which is so easy to stab." I pointed to her fingernails and told her that there was only a small point of attack, and that her nails were also pink and cute like a little girl, because she couldn't do a manicure casually because she was practicing dance.
Diane also gave a lot for her dance career, and if she was allowed to dress up at will, I think she would be even more beautiful.
"Wow, it looks simple, there are so many doorways, it's really strange for people who practice martial arts." She rubbed my legs with her little feet, rubbing me smartly, and I was almost "excited".
"And the action of stabbing is a little more difficult than swinging and blowing, you need to balance the force with both hands, the animal reaction is already fast, the sound of the stabbing out of the wind, will make the monkey smart to dodge, in fact, this test, is to test the opposite power, masculine power, you need to learn to concentrate the power a little, shoot quickly, and use the bamboo pole to stab out the corresponding power." I said a lot of technical terms again, but this time it was easier to understand, and the layman understood it after listening to it, that is, it was a vigorous stab.
"No wonder you don't look so strong, your strength is not small, it's so easy to run back and forth with me, this specialty is good." She nodded cutely, as if to tell me that I would have to play like this in the future.
"But you don't know how exaggerated it is after the concentration of power."
"How exaggerated?"
"A chopstick, ordinary people can stab into the body with great strength, slender and fluttering bamboo poles, ordinary people will break when they poke it out, but we... Hey, then a stab, if you don't have the strength, you will stab the monkey. ”
That's right, this test, that is, the concentrated issuance of force, as well as the retraction, stabbed the monkey through, is also unqualified.
"Ahh Don't say it, it's scary. She covered her mouth in fright and quickly leaned into my arms.
Hehe, aroused curiosity, and then boasted and frightened, my hand had slowly been placed on the long-awaited peak, and the routine was so profound that Diane could not be guarded.
I'm finally on the mountain! Tonight I played a whole set of hooligan mastery, and finally held the two balls with my hands, but I just touched it, I didn't dare to use force, no matter which girl it was, it must be very sensitive, and I had to take my time.
"Rascal, did you pierce the little monkey in the first place?" She asked me with a look of pity, women always have a natural love for small animals.
"Of course not, I am also a soft-hearted and kind-hearted person, in fact, these two downhill tests are to test the mastery of the power of one yin and one yang, at that time, the three of us didn't want to miss and kill, so the second test, you can collect your strength, and it took several times to pass." I sighed as if I was recalling.
"Huh? Three people? The family that adopted you, and... Dianne suddenly got to the point.
it!
Why is it so excited, and there is no way to speak.
"No, no, it's the three people who learned this martial art, and they happened to go down the mountain together to test." I quickly shut my mouth, and then diverted her attention: "Let's go down the mountain, either you really learn art in the mountain, or you are synonymous with learning." ”
"Oh, and have you ever learned weapons? I see that there are often old people dancing swords in the park. "She was distracted by me and became curious again, and I was so happy that the goddess was so studious that my hand had to make a difference.
"Then what weapons do you like to see, senior sister?" I hooked her curiosity first, and she immediately pouted in thought, and my hand moved slightly, testing the softness of the mountain.
"Guns."
She startled me by speaking suddenly, and my hand almost shook a little, but I was able to restrain it.
Gun?
Diane would actually like spears? Goddess, what do you mean? Like long? I have to think crookedly, because every man has a gun, as for the length, hehe, senior sister, eighteen centimeters is long enough.
"Why do you like spears? Shouldn't girls like graceful ones, sword dancing is beautiful, and if you've ever seen a whip in action, you'll feel more ornamental. "I'm curious this time, why was I surprised just now, because there is a person who seems to know how to use this blade.
"How handsome the spear is, the silver spear and the white horse are dressed in a white robe, and the army has been in the bush, and the blood does not touch the body." She actually spoke eloquently, and she didn't know much about literature, so she obviously heard it from a storyteller.
But I feel like I've heard this poem somewhere, oh, yes.
The flowers have passed, and the leaves do not stick to the body. Isn't this original sentence a famous quote from my sister?
"Senior sister, do you like this kind of general hero role?" As I asked, my hand was secretly exerting force, and although the movement was slight, it was soft but real.
Big enough! If it's not plump enough, it definitely won't feel soft so easily, and it's a little stretchy.
"Of course girls have hero complexes, scoundrels, don't you know how to use spears?" She squinted her eyes with slight disdain.
"It's only a little superficial, the spear is not easy to practice, it's very powerful to practice." In fact, I have another marksmanship, but I need your cooperation to apply it in actual combat.
"And what will you do, Sword?"
"Well, the sword is almost the most learned routine for martial arts, basically everyone who practices martial arts can use it proficiently, but it is not easy to study it deeply, I heard that there is a special sword family, the routine is very powerful, all kinds of long swords and swords will." I didn't say specifically, but in fact, there are two families of knives and swords.
"No, you have to learn something I like." She pouted and shook her head, but as soon as she shook her head, her upper body shook a little, and my hand was quietly exerting force, and it was directly grabbed by her body.
There was a feeling of fullness in her hand, but in the next second, Diane screamed and shouted: "Lin Xiaonuan, you... You touch me! ”
it, it's a failure!
I was worried that Diane would be completely angry at this moment, so I quickly picked her up and sat on my lap, and explained in a panic: "Senior sister, I... I am ... ”
"Why do you always want to touch me!" She had anger in her eyes, with grievances, yes, the last time she touched her chest, she was also wronged, like losing something Yes.
I was so shocked that I couldn't speak, she glared at me resentfully, and said aggrievedly with a small mouth: "Are you going to be touched when you're big?" You are not allowed to touch it in the future! ”