65. Second Master Su's blessing ceremony
Su Xuening and Zhou Yucheng, who were sitting on the rostrum, also looked at Su Xuefeng in a daze, the main cloud of colored fog was too obvious and endless.
Especially Tang Brick also applauded while knocking on the melon seeds: "Second Master Su's blessing performance is too special, let us applaud him together." ”
A group of people were stunned, this is a blessing performance? Especially those high-level executives of the company, all of them were at a loss, why hadn't they heard Su Xuefeng mention this?
Su Xuefeng vaguely understood, this matter must be related to Tang Brick. Last time, there was such an ugly thing in the Su family's house, and today it will happen again.
"Tang Brick, I ......" Su Xuefeng glared at Tang Brick, and just shouted out, his voice was blocked.
Wisps of colorful smoke came out of his mouth, and even his ears were smoking.
Tang Brick used a regular pill this time, and the effect was surprisingly good, so everyone saw Su Xuefeng pointing at Tang Brick, trembling, and spraying colorful fog at the same time.
Although the color fog is beautiful, the smell is amazingly smelly, and several company executives can't stand the smoke and hurriedly run to the side.
Only those who were the most stammered with Su Xuefeng walked over with their noses covered, probably thinking that this kind of action was a little embarrassing for Su Xuefeng, so they put their hands down again and shouted: "Su Dong......"
Su Xuefeng turned his head and scolded: "Dry, poof, what, poof......"
A word and a mouthful of colored mist sprayed directly on the faces of those people.
Several people's faces changed greatly, they just looked at Su Xuefeng like that, and then spit out "wow".
What kind of smell is this, it stinks too much, it stinks so much that they want to ask Su Xuefeng, did you eat in the morning?
There was even a person who covered his eyes, tears were in his eyes, and he screamed in panic while spitting: "Ahhhh Help, I'm blinded! Help me! ”
Su Xuefeng's face turned blue, and he was about to scold, but he heard Tang Brick's shout: "Why don't reporters take pictures?" This is comparable to the news of the nine stars in a row, Mars hitting the earth, do you still have a little professional ethics! ”
A bunch of reporters who ran to the door to take refuge were lost on the spot, and they stinked like this, what professional ethics do you tell us? Now as soon as we enter the conference room, it smells the same as a special septic tank, so how can we shoot it?
What shocked them was that Tang Brick touched his back and found more than a dozen towels. poured the water in the teapot again, and then ran to the reporters and stuffed it into people's hands: "You're welcome, it's all your own people, and you can filter it by covering your nose." Second Master Su's glorious image, you must take a good picture of him! ”
Su Xuefeng was already confused, where did you get the towel? Do you have a space bag around your waist or what?
Before he could figure it out, several alert reporters had already wrapped towels around their faces and took pictures of Su Xuefeng crackling.
Su Xuefeng was suddenly anxious, and ran over there quickly, shouting as he ran: "Not allowed, poof, shoot!" Both, poof, stop, poof......"
Seeing him spraying up and down, a bunch of reporters ran around in fright, who dared to stand still.
Only one was still in place, his legs shaking.
Tang Brick nodded in admiration and expressed his appreciation: "The professional ethics of this journalist friend are extraordinary, admire!" ”
The reporter's face turned white, and he suddenly picked up the bench next to him and shouted at Su Xuefeng: "You, don't come here, I'm allergic to farts!" Stand there, let me take two shots, and I'll go! ”
Su Xuefeng's mouth was crooked, but there was nothing he could do. Colorful mist kept coming out of the mouth, ears, and buttocks, and the entire conference room was about to become a "fairyland".
I guess tomorrow's newspaper headline will be such a headline: "Shocked! Strange man can fart with his ears! ”
With such a big movement, Zheng Shaoying, who was sitting in the office waiting for the results, naturally heard it.
He walked out of the door in confusion and saw a group of reporters running away in front of him.
Before I could figure out what was going on, I smelled something strange. Turning his head, he saw a man covered in a seven-colored mist walking towards him. Judging from where the colored mist erupted, this person looks like he is farting? But this fart is too unearthly......
"Damn, what the hell is this...... Zheng Shaoying turned around in fright and went back to the house, and locked the door with his hand.
Su Xuefeng ran to the door and patted the door panel hard: "Mr. Zheng!" Open the door, I'm Su Xuefeng! ”
Zheng Shaoying held a vase in his hand and shouted vigilantly: "Don't try to lie to me, Su Xuefeng I know won't fart with his ears!" ”
Su Xuefeng was about to cry when he heard it: "You only saw me farting with my ears, didn't you see anything else?" ”
Zheng Shaoying thought for a while and replied, "I also saw that you were also putting it in your mouth." ”
Su Xuefeng: "......"
At this time, in the conference room, Tang Brick had already opened the window, took out something similar to grass, and brushed it on the noses of several people.
The three of them were also smoked, but fortunately, Su Xuefeng's target was not here, so he survived and didn't spit it out on the spot. At this moment, I was brushed by this grass, and I suddenly felt a fragrance in my nose, and the vomiting feeling in my heart was quickly reduced.
Zhou Yucheng took a breath, looked at Su Xuening with a shocked expression, and asked, "Mr. Su, does your company still research this kind of human biochemical weapons?" ”
It was not the first time Su Xuening had seen this situation, and Tang Brick was present both times, so she would naturally suspect him. But in front of Zhou Yucheng, it was not easy to ask, so he could only say: "No, it is estimated that Vice Chairman Su has a bad stomach." ”
Zhou Yucheng was stunned for a long time and didn't come back to his senses, what do you have to eat to make a fart so shocking?
At this time, Tang Brick walked back, looked at Su Xuening with a smile, and asked, "How is it, is the matter resolved?" ”
Su Xuening glared at him, although it made Su Xuefeng a big ugly, but the incident happened suddenly, and she was also affected a little. Moreover, Su Xuefeng represents the Su company, and this kind of scandal will not do much good to the company.
Tang Brick is kind-hearted, and Su Xuening is not good at reprimanding him for this matter, not to mention that Zhou Yucheng is still there, so he can only turn a deaf ear.
Turning her head to look at Zhou Yucheng, Su Xuening said: "Let Mr. Zhou laugh today, since the contract has been signed, then it will be implemented in accordance with the above terms, thank you for your trust." ”
Without that unpleasant smell, the discoloring mist gradually dissipated, and Zhou Yucheng's face looked much better. He stretched out his hand and shook hands with Su Xuening, but he glanced at Tang Brick and said, "I envy you for having a helper like Mr. Tang." ”
Su Xuening naturally understood what the other party meant, if there was no Tang brick, it would obviously be impossible to sign this contract.
She hesitated, then looked at Tang Brick and asked, "Is there any kind of stand-in talisman from last time?" ”
"What is given to you is there, and what is given to him is not." Tang Brick said bluntly.
Without waiting for Su Xuening and Zhou Yucheng to speak, Tang Brick said again: "Everything in this world has a fate, and everyone can only have one stand-in talisman in their life. Otherwise, everyone will take a hundred and eighty sheets, and the world will not be chaotic? Chance is like this, if you get it, you get it, if you lose it, you lose it, and you can't come again. ”
Hearing this, Zhou Yucheng suddenly showed a look of disappointment on his face. He agreed to sign this kind of contract with the Su family, in order to be the two stand-ins. Although it is not enough to break the contract if you can't get the talisman, there is always some discomfort in my heart.
Such a big chance, something that can't be bought by hundreds of billions of dollars, but it was casually thrown away by himself.
Zhou Yucheng's previous conditions did make the Su family suffer a great loss, but now that he has corrected his mistakes, Su Xuening will not let people go home empty-handed, so he said to Tang Brick: "Can you think of a way?" Is there anything like that? ”
In fact, before Su Xuening opened her mouth, Tang Brick already understood the purpose of Zhou Yucheng's change of mind.
But he didn't lie, the stand-in charm really can't be possessed infinitely, even if it's a fairy master, it can only be used once. The two stand-ins last time had already been hooked with Zhou Yucheng in the dark, and now they are drawn after dissipating, and they are likely to have no effect.
Su Xuening is rarely willing to beg for help, and the strong appearance of being high above in the past is very exciting compared to now.
Tang Brick grinned and said, "The eldest lady speaks, I naturally want to give some face, but it takes a lot of effort to draw this kind of thing, my shoulders are sore, my arms are sore, and I may need to ......."
Before he finished speaking, Zhou Yucheng was overjoyed and said: "I can massage, the technique is very good, I will help you press it!" ”
Tang Brick rolled his eyes and looked at Zhou Yucheng, with a few words written clearly in his eyes: "Are you stupid!" ”